#rantsss

[carajellyybean]

nakakaumay. i rarely go out, usually tuwing may errands lang ako like groceries and if lalabas kami ng family ko. one of the main reasons is because i am so fucken tired of being told na ang taba taba ko na or na naiwan na naman ako sa kusina. mind u, these ppl are the ones i haven’t seen in months, years even. how abt instead of pointing out something i’ve been struggling for years now, mangumusta ka muna? maybe have some fucken decency to lead a convo with that instead of criticizing how i look. i mean, i’m keeping my mouth shut while looking at you, you dipshit!

[floydsglasses]

Welp at this moment I wish I could drink because I've already heard a slur (from my very white and straight hetrosexual family)

[nicowdc]

MO SALAH I OWE YOU EVERYTHINGHSHS

[beachesgetpeaches]

have you noticed that the porn bots aren't even porn anymore? now they're just bots?? how horrible.

cant even have your classic porn bots on tumblr in the year 2023. where has the fun gone?

[sonderessence]

it's so funny seeing grown adults get mad at minors for writing nsfw of 18+ characters, but get all pissy when those same minors PLUS ADULTS, call them out for writing smut about minors...likeee??

(extra tags were to get the post to more people lmao)

[halucynator]

@catastrxblues I will kms I'm so sorry I lost the ask somehow so I'm just gonna work off memory bc I'm an idiot 😭

If I miss anything please tell me!!!! I'm once again really sorry and will defenestrate myself once I'm done with this! (How tf did I lose AN ASKKK??? ITS NOT EVEN A PHYSICAL THING!?) I made this into a review bc yes

It contains like spoilers ig? It's actually not even spoilers I don't think I'd call it one because it doesn't ruin the show for anyone at all just unnecessary info provided ahead

OK HERE WE GO

Lockwood and Co: Worth watching?

Ok so, Lockwood and Co. I'm so glad you're liking it so far!! It's honestly such a good series you need to finish it ! However, if you want more context/info (because let's be fair books have more information than shows because obvi it contains thoughts of the characters that can't be said aloud in the shows) i definitely recommend reading through the books first!!! The books are from Lucy's perspective as far as I can remember and the sarcasm not only of her but every single other character is SO IMMENSE. Like all of them are so sarcastic at the most unexpected time it's actually hilarious. It's like they are meant for each other and became besties the moment they met like it's SO CUTE. it's banter and if you don't know me I'm an absolute banter girly LMAO

it's (in my absolutely correct opinion jkjk) one of THE best book series. I'm very picky when it comes to books (especially series where you have to spend quite a bit of money) but lemme tell you, this book was an absolute 1000000000000000000/10 for me. The way the book is presented, the characters are presented isn't a drag which is my problem with most books. it's a thriller right at the start. It provides relevant information, never digressing (unlike me LMAO) and never steering off-topic. Stroud knows how to capture it's readers and once you've made past the starting bit of the first book (the only bit that seems like a drag to me and it isn't really it's introducing characters so ykyk) you will absolute enjoy it if you love thriller books. Needless to say, it's one of my absolute favourite series for that exact reason. Thriller books to me are the equivalent to heaven because of how there's always something happening. There is a mystery and it's solved. You just need to be patient enough to reach the end of the books and WOOHOO! you've just finished a thriller book! and you loved it (ofc bc why wouldn't you)

The thing with me is that i hate anything that isn't a sick twisted mystery with a bajillion plot twists, supernatural things and contains people that yield weapons.

Favourite Lockwood and Co book?

Yes there are 5 books in the series! I got gifted the first two Lockwood and Co books buy a friend and lemme tell you I thought I wouldn't like them at all. Boy was I wrong. I feel like it takes ages to find some book that you actually like. Finding a book/movie genre is similar to finding a music taste! It's all subjective. All opinion based (well apart from the fact that Lockwood and Co is the best book series to ever exist. That's completely objective). If you like supernatural stuff, books that keep you on the edge of your seat etc then Lockwood and Co is very much recommended.

My favourite book is either 4 or 5. 4 is the creeping shadow and if I remember correctly it contains info about Lockwood's past. It gives insight on him and his character and everything else so I love it! If you're wanting to read book 4 however, I definitely recommend reading the earlier books first because they are in order and it's just better that way ykyk. 5 is the empty grave (I read that book by borrowing it from the library LMAO). I love it because well first of all it's the last book in the series: kinda bittersweet but ykyk. And secondly, because it's such an immersive book. I mean that the case with every single book in the series but 5 specially.

You didn't ask this but my favourite character is definitely the skull! I love his absolutely sarcastic nature he's just absolutely hilarious. And he helps but in such an indirect way it's hard to tell! And he's sarcastic all the time to the point that you can't tell when he isn't!!!

Locklyle Romance

You are absolutely right in that the romance is a major part of the series unlike the books. The book contains quite a bit of tension but sometimes that tension can be felt better when you're watching then when you're reading. Also, lockwood and co is about supernatural ghost hunting saving the world sorta thing. So, while the books explore some romantic themes, it isn't solely about romance. Nowadays, almost all shows contain romance: doesn't matter if it's comedy, horror, thriller, mystery and whatnot. Romance has become such a recurring theme in shows, movies etc it's hard to find shows without romance. Lockwood and Co as a netflix show and book ofc doesn't contain STRONG romantic themes. This allows it to be a show for comparatively younger kids. Not like super super young but like not 15+ either. It's a well balanced show: contains a bit of everything. The tension however leaves people wanting to see Locklyle be a thing.

In my opinion, the romance and tension makes the people want to watch more for more than one reason which I think is a start move from the creators side. I LOVE Locklyle and I am the #1 Locklyle shipper because they're so cute (poor George). And they're both so oblivious it actually makes me want to kms because JUST KISS ALREADY!! My favourite Locklyle scene is either the toast one or when she's calming him down outside (I don't want to spoil it for you or anyone so I'll be very vague) I also love the bandage one but like Lucy calming him down one is so CUTE! I'm not sure if you've already seen that it might be in later episodes so I'll be really vague. Also the toast scene>>>>!! get yourself a man who looks proud after giving you a buttered toast it's actually so cute I love Lockwood smmmm

UNFORTUNATELY, NETFLIX DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THAT AND AS FAR AS I KNOW IT CANCELLED (CANCELLED!) THE SHOW.

If netflix doesn't change it's mind, I will find out where the person who cancelled it lives and make them be a ghost in a new Lockwood and Co book written by me which will be based on a true story 😇

Anyways, I had SO MUCH FUN. TYSM NADINE (also is it okay if I call you that?) ILYSM and sorry about the stupid ask disappearing without my consent 😭

[weirdlyfitting]

Haha spiderverse is one week away haha 😀😀😀😀😀

[coachbeards]

I think if beard had a personal twitter his followers would be forced to deal with his multiple tweets ranting about how they pushed back dwts a week to accommodate the vice presidential debate.

[daddyontheroof]

eeeAAARRRRGGHHHH i hate school

[jay-justjay]

Here’s the funny thing, with how I imagine the ship starting out, it’d be Color that introduces the duo xD

Killer can’t live his life with only a singular friend, especially with the state he is in (the other bad sanses aren’t really too realistic of options in Color’s eyes. Murder and Horror wouldn’t exactly like Killer much, and Cross is scared of the guy). Might get stressful for Color.

So the remedy? Socialize the serial killer more. And who’s the perfect person to do that? Epic.

Epic is already a social butterfly, plus he’s laid back enough to not be too intimidating. He also knows people that Killer knows, that being Cross. Overall, bruh’s a good first pick. Killer would be chill with him given he’s really close with Color. Friend of Color’s is a friend of his in a way.

Hell, Epic might legit cause Cross to be less scared of Killer. Like “hey, if my bestie can interact with him with little issues so far, maybe I can too” which further expands Killer’s small little social circle.

Hell if they go the gay route, I can see Cross becoming the world’s worst wingman while Color becomes the world’s best wingman.

Though all of this would probably happen post-Killer escaping Nm, forgot to mention that.

Hello new mutual, what is thy thoughts on Epic x Killer :3

Its my otp

I find this ship amusing, honestly!! They'll probably be cool sparring buddies in my opinion. (I see them in a platonic queer ship)

Don't think they do though.

(they're all so silly lmfao)

Killer belongs to Rahafwabas

Epic belongs to Yugogeer012

Color belongs to Superyoumna

Cross belongs to Jael Peñaloza/Jakei95

[carajellyybean]

gahd, soafer nakakastress and nakakapagod mag-ayos ng documents dito sa pinas. imagine, may kulang na info sa birth cert ko dahil nakalimutan daw nung clerk na iinput un sa database tas kami ng mama ko mapapagod kakalakad nung mga need para maupdate tas ung gastos pa. ang malala, hobby pa nila pabalik-balikin ka. and wdym na need pa puntahan sa main office???? what’s the use of having satellite offices??? kung ‘di ko lang talaga need ‘yang lintik na passport na yan!!!! kagigil.

[sonderessence]

i'm sorry but i hate gabi from aot

[halucynator]

How did you get into writing?

Ooh I love this question 🤭 I think- (ifykyk)

So like ever since I was a kid I was OBSESSED with reading. My school had this reading challenge with twenty books and i finished them in two months the teachers even took me to a secret library area (it wasn't secret but it was hidden soo)

I wasn't exceptionally young when I started reading (like 5/6). It basically started off as reading folklores which then turned into a mild obsession with reading. I just found reading to be a form of escapism for me and I could escape reality and transport to the universe if the story wherever it was set. Anyways I'll ramble about this later

So reading was a major part of my life. However it's hard to find good books nowadays!! and I wanted some other books to read just in case all the good books in the world became extinct. But by that idea I was inspired to write and I feel like starting off with fanfics is such a cute idea because I have these little things that I think off and putting them down and sharing them with the world makes me so happy to do! I think it's so cool that there's people out there who actually read my writing, people who actually like it.

So this is your sign!! if you want to write go for itttt!! I'll always support you <33

thank youu

(also sorry this has been in my drafts for a while I totally forgot about this)

[sonderessence]

I UNIRONICALLY DO THIS 😭😭

The way csm and jjk random stuff all agree on calling denji dennis and kenjaku kenny

[sonderessence]

ellie williams makes me forget about all the guys i've ever liked .

[seospicybin]

FUCK BOY NEXT DOOR😭😭

Where do I begin????

Firstly, WHY DO I LOWKEY SEE MYSELF IN Y/N😭😭

Guys this relationship is taking a toll on me and Im not even sure if I like him like that but hes really really nice to me and I like himmmm😭😭 anyways.... shes such a detached unsaturated grey but then she turns slightly softer... Chan is a kinda annoying shade of red throughout but its also kinda orange like vermilion...? idk

ALSO I HAVE PERSONAL BEEF WITH F-BOYS

I HATE HATE HATE Man whores, players, f-boys ALL OF THEM. Like Bro- youre not fucking funny youre just a BOP! like ewwww a walking talking STD🤮🤮��🤢 AND THEN THEY ALWAYS THINK THEYRE THE SHIT LIKE SORRY NO????? PUT THE FUCKING FRIES IN THE BAG AND STOP MAKING SICKENING 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓼.

You're not cool.

You're not funny.

You're a freak.

ANYWAYS THE STORY SEEMS CUTE!

While I don't think that they should end up together or that he's good for her (He's a distraction and she needs to address her trauma to committing.(That's targeted(at me))) He seems like someone who she's SUPPOSED to meet for the character development yk? Like we all love bad boys but we don't really cause I want a man who will CHERISH and LOVE me but Im scared of men cherishing and ACTUALLY loving me like what if I disappoint them? Do I deserve it? Its so frustrating fr and like a nonchalant boy is easier to be with than a boy whos in it for the long term BUT I ALSO WANNA BE IN IT FOR THE LONG TERM but I'm scared:(

That's it! ALSO, Thank you for appreciating my rantsss maybe Ill just switch of the anony atp 👀👀

Bye bye~ 🥂

Okay, okay, I get your hate for fboys, babe. I hear you well and yeah, I think I kind of see yn in you 😂

And I didn't say anything about hating your rant, I loved it so pls continue. I demand it!!!!

As always, thank you for the feedback, baby. I appreciate it so much ❤️