#randy is so pretty

[pedroias]

Randy in the Rays new City Connects

[sami-uso]

[raziiyah]

do u think he doesn't get it until celia announces it on the intercom, mf can't see

[submissiveness]

[pushing500]

I have never been SO HAPPY to be raided before. Randy Random looking out for us today. What a madlad.

Why should we get our hands dirty when there are pigskin raiders and a killbox for that sort of thing?

Aaanytime you feel like stepping in, Kwahu...

That was so stressful omg

Thank goodness for raiders

Standard mechtech, here we gooooooo!!

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[magnoliasky]

[samithemunchkin]

[s-misaki]

Randy tried his best

[mbav3rdseason]

I met Matthew Lillard and Jamie Kennedy. Sobbed so hard 😭 both of them were so nice, they’re such great people.

“I’m a thot.” -Jamie out of context.

“Where the fuck do you even find these?” -Matthew out of context.

[anonybaby]

Just in case anyone on here needed to cleanse their eyes for a second and gaze upon the beauty that is Coco Rhodes 😩 (I will also neverrrr get over how he doesn’t miss an opportunity to show off his ring 💍, freaking most precious thing everrrrr)

[flesheatingmoth]

i think about stick of truth style way too much to be healthy. i could also not be arsed to color this entire thing

some explanations under the cut

i've always found the idea of human stan to be quite boring, especially since it's not actually mentioned in the game at all. from what i know, at least. i've played it a few times but it never presented him as a human. idk where that idea came from. i guess his description said he was raised by elves, but i dont think that necessarily means he's human

my very elaborate and unnecessary backstory for him is that sharon is an elf and sheila's right hand maiden. she managed to fall in love with randy, a human farmer and bard, when seeing him singing at a tavern. she ran away from her duties as the queen's right hand to live with randy on his farm, and had two children, shelley and stan. unfortunately, the village that they lived near weren't fond of human-elf relationships and burned down the farm, chasing them out of town. shelley ended up getting cursed to be the she orge that she is in the game, and sharon, as a last ditch effort, gave stan over to sheila and asked her to protect him. sheila still felt affection for sharon as her old best friend, so she agreed and raised stan to be a knight. he and kyle grew up alongside each other and stan became kyle's personal knight

human-elf relationships aren't illegal but they're very taboo with the tensions between larnion and kupa keep, so half elves are generally outcasted. stan is the first half elf to join the royal guard and lot of people want him off of it

stan is also a ranger in game and has sparky as his wolf companion, so i thought it would be fitting for him to have a disney princess moment and be friends with wolves lol. the wolves help patrol the forest surrounding the elven capital and report back to stan directly. he knows how to communicate with them

[thatsonehellofahabit]

when playing popular visual novel games for purely research purposes backfires once the presence of a pathetic wet sop of a man comes into the equation

[raziiyah]

What do you think those 'things' on the heads of Randall's species are? I have a theory that they are camouflage changing organs

i do think his fronds have some affect on his camouflage; i imagine maybe there are sensitive nerves in them that connect to the part of his brain that controls his camo abilities since boo yanking on them caused him to change pattern spontaneously

i think randall's fronds could also have other purposes. like they tend to flash upward when he's scaring or angry, so i feel like they could be for intimidation. randall's relatively small, but i could see his fronds being used to give him a more threatening appearance, sorta like the frill of a frilled lizard. i can even see them being used for other reasons too like aesthetics and/or thermoregulation!

[k9-666]

[flightlessribbons]

Things from Bible Randy's page that gives me brain worms: he's much more awkward and shy overall; he's a tall dude who stands sorta funny; and he tries to experiment with clothes

Middle school me would have latched onto this kid so bad as a comfort character (Anything Rc9gn bible related is, in fact, to feed her)

Transcript under the cut!

DRAWING ONE:

THERESA:

*srnk* You really wore that to your cousin's wedding?

RANDY:

Laugh at my pain all you want, Fowler!

DRAWING TWO:

RANDY:

Yeah I was thinking of going there this weekend- WAIT!! Why don't we go together? You can make sure I don't make a fool of myself at my folks' vow renewals!

THERESA:

Really?!Oh that would be great! I've been meaning to go there again- but Debs isn't fond of thrifting!

RANDY:

It's settled then!

DRAWING THREE:

HOWARD:

*Knowing grin*

So you and Fowler are going thrifting together, hm?

RANDY:

Yep! Oh she's great, Howie- it's so cool to talk about clothes with someone!

DRAWING FOUR:

RANDY:

Bet I could pull this off.

THERESA:

I'll pay you 5 dollars to try it on right now.

[keter-class-anomaly]

Lovebug randy anyone? Maybe if I keep working on this it has some story to it as well?

I’m so down bad, anyway-

Thoughts and prayers for my hands they only barely managed to draw these

Reblogs appreciated!!!