#random whump ideas

[livelaughwhump]

I just saw an ad on YouTube for an animal shelter and it made me think about a pet whumpee shelter putting out a similar commercial

Like just imagine an ad for an animal shelter that strictly sells human pets. It pans through several images/clips of their human pets sadly staring at the camera through the bars of their cage. Then it cuts to a random celebrity saying, "Please call xxx-xxx-xxxx to help give these poor animals a good home." While they're petting one of the whumpees that's kneeling at their feet.

Or alternatively, it's a commercial showcasing a bunch of human pets performing humiliating tricks while a happy family strolls through the rows of cages to pick one out.

[badluck990]

Silly Whump Idea

Whumper that makes an achievement list for whumpee

Or makes badges like they have in scout groups

And tells whumpee they'll let them go if they can get every achievement/badge

Whether they will ACTUALLY let them go or not will be seen at the end

[writinggremlin]

A Whumpee who has spent their entire life under the control of another, without any autonomy or independence.

One day, after their rescue, they finally realize that they now *do* have autonomy, and that the others in their life respect that. They have independence, they can do whatever the fuck they want, they don't need permission anymore.

And that feels... weird. Surreal. Freeing. Confusing.

They're just holding this revelation in their hands like "What is this? What do I do with it?"

[pleasantly-painful-fiction]

Whumpees overwhelmed by all the lights, sounds, and festivities. 

Whumpees with bad memories of past holidays.

Whumpers using the holiday as an excuse for a special punishment setting. 

Whumpees unable to be with their friends and family like they usually are during the holidays. Maybe they even miss festive activities they used to hate or wish they could see those annoying relatives that always annoyed them this time of year. Swearing they would never complain about any of it ever again if they could just go home. 

Whumpers using holiday decorations as tools of punishment: strangling whumpees with christmas lights, stabbing whumpees with sharpened candy canes, forcing whumpees to walk on broken ornaments, etc. 

Recovering whumpees feeling frustrated with themselves because they can’t get into the holiday spirit and celebrate like they used to, and it feels like they’re ruining everyone else’s holidays.

Whumpees frustrated with themselves because they think they ruined a holiday party or activity with their panic attacks. 

Whumpees left out in the cold. Whumpees shivering in a drafty shed or tied up outside like a dog. Even better (worse?), the whumpee has a view of everyone else inside enjoying the warmth of the fire, good food, and fun celebrations.

Whumpees triggered by Christmas music because whumper always played Christmas music during punishments. Maybe it was always super cheerful Christmas music or a popular song that’s played everywhere during the holidays. 

Whumpee feeling guilty for not being up to celebrating with friends and family this year, for not having the money or opportunity to buy anyone gifts, or for needing space and time alone when they’re supposed to be with family. 

Caretakers who tried really hard to prepare something fun for whumpee (a holiday tradition they used to love or inviting lots of friends over) and feel hurt and confused when whumpee wants nothing to do with it. 

Sole survivor whumpees facing the holidays alone.

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[drawmanations]

little whump idea I had :3

Whumpee is growing wings, but it's an incredibly slow and painful process. They can feel the wings pulling through their body and skin. And even after growing, the soreness stays. Caretaker holds whumpee tight as their wings grow, unable to do much either than comfort them

[rosieposey-torturedpoet]

Okay so this is a really random and specific idea but what about a Whumpee who scribbles on Caretaker's hands

So Whumpee is recovering, and is conscious enough to be bored out of their ever-loving minds. And during visitor hours or maybe just randomly (if Caretaker is there all the time), they take a marker/sharpie and starts drawing hearts and stars all over Caretakers's hands. I'm talking like dozens of stars on their left, and since Whumpee ran out of room on that hand, they switched and wrote on the right hand. Maybe it's flowers, butterflies, leaves, or any other simple doodle.

Then, after recovery, Caretaker surprises Whumpee by revealing that they traced a few of their doodles, and got a tattoo of them

[aspens-whump]

❄️ Magical cold/comfort

Fantasy hurt/comfort ideas no. 6

Deep in the woods, Whumpee gets injured and passes out. Caretaker carries them as they stumble through the snow, desperately looking for anyone who can help. Eventually they find a lone cabin with someone who is very surprised to have visitors. Whumpee wakes up wrapped in a blanket in front of a warm fire, their injuries treated with some sweet-smelling home remedies. Their head rests in Caretaker's lap as Caretaker gently strokes their hair. Whumpee dozes off again, listening to Caretaker explain their situation to the odd stranger who has taken them in.

Whumpee accidentally covers themself in frost while trying to practice some cold-related spell. Caretaker steps outside to find Whumpee on the ground, practically frozen solid. Caretaker is quick to bring them inside and seat them near the fire, bundle them up in layers of blankets, and make them something warm to eat. When Whumpee takes the meal with shivering hands, Caretaker presses them on why they were trying to practice that by themself. Whumpee's face turns red as they admit they were worried they weren't strong enough to protect Caretaker from Whumper.

Huddling for warmth combined with nonhuman parts, like wings, tails, long pointy ears, etc. Nonhuman Caretaker uses their wings to wrap Whumpee up like a blanket, hugging them tight as they wait for the snow storm to pass. Caretaker tries to thaw Nonhuman Whumpee's long ears by rubbing them with their hands or putting socks over them. Nonhuman Whumpee and Nonhuman Caretaker twist their tails together, rub their wings together, etc to try to warm up. This can vary a lot depending on what species Whumpee and Caretaker are.

Whumpee with fire magic thinks they'll be just fine venturing into the cold, but as they use more and more magic they start to exhaust their power. By the time they get home, their power is depleted and they're freezing cold. Or maybe they don't even make it home, passing out outside where Caretaker finds them and brings them inside. They groggily wake up in front of the fireplace, leaning against Caretaker on the couch. As soon as they're lucid enough, Caretaker scolds them and makes them promise not to be so careless.

Caretaker with ice magic or cold resistance underestimates how dangerous the cold can be to Whumpee. While outside foraging for potion ingredients or doing some quest in the snow, Caretaker assumes Whumpee is right behind them. But when they turn around, Whumpee isn't there. Caretaker frantically goes back along the trail, and finds Whumpee collapsed on the ground, a layer of frost already forming over them. Whatever they were doing would have to wait. For now, they had to find some way to warm Whumpee up.

Whumper freezes Whumpee in an ice crystal as a decoration or trophy. They use magic to keep Whumpee alive and conscious, even as they're completely frozen solid. When Caretaker finally gets Whumpee out of Whumper's lair and breaks them out of the ice, they want nothing more than to get revenge on Whumper. Still, that will have to wait until Whumpee's doing better. For now, Caretaker settles for warming Whumpee up with cuddles by the fireplace, squeezing them tight and promising them that Whumper will never hurt them again.

Caretaker is just chilling (no pun intended) in their house when a portal opens up. Their rival Whumpee collapses through it. Caretaker just barely catches them before they fall face-first on the floor. Whumpee is badly injured, soaked to the bone and shivering uncontrollably. Caretaker is just a little bit tempted to throw their rival back into the portal and close it behind them. Still, they reluctantly decide to warm Whumpee up and wait to do that until after they've recovered somewhat. Caretaker really wants Whumpee to tell them what happened. After all, as much as they dislike Whumpee, not even they would put them in this condition.

Possibly a continuation of the last prompt, rivals Caretaker and Whumpee bickering as Caretaker tries to warm Whumpee up. As they try to get the ice off with fire or a blow-dryer, Caretaker calls Whumpee an idiot. Whumpee's face turns redder, and they snap at Caretaker to shut up and get them another blanket. Caretaker makes Whumpee some hot tea to help thaw them out, but Whumpee refuses to drink it because it's too hot. Both of them want to cuddle, but neither wants to be the one to suggest it.

[blackrosesandwhump]

Totally random idea that just popped into my head:

A human who sets up a contractual business with vampires as their bloodbag on call, able and willing (even eager) to feed them as the need arises.

Imagine a dim, fancy shop, all the windows curtained over or blacked out, and a smiling human who walks out of the shadows to greet the vampire that just showed up, starving, at their door.

[a-whumped-tea]

"I'm too tired to be intimidated."

[blue-rose-soul]

My train of thought took me on a journey (cw for gore and eye trauma):

Lol, Lucifer threatening to cut off Alastor's head and cut out his eyes was kind of overkill.

Ooh, what if that was foreshadowing?

Now I hope Alastor gets his eyes sliced out in season 2 (sorry Al, I love you).

The Vees are going to be the main antagonists of season 2.

Vox hypnotizes people via eye contact or when they watch a screen he controls.

Alastor's weaker without his staff; he may be vulnerable to Vox's powers potentially for the first time.

What if Alastor gouges out his own eyes to keep Vox from hypnotizing him!?

What if because of the angelic wound on his chest, there's no guarantee his eyes will regenerate?

Charlie and her crew finding him like this, terrified and wounded.

Alastor lashing out violently, forcing Lucifer to step in to subdue him.

Lucifer watching the trails of blood running down his mangled eye sockets and feeling violently ill.

Aaaaaand that's all I got.

[whumpbythefireside]

Characters falling ill in the era when looking ill was in fashion:

“You look frightfully pale.” “Do I? Do I really?” “Yes, and- I wasn’t trying to flatter you, you know!”

“Are you sure you’re alright? You don’t look alright.” “I thank you for the compliment, but I assure you I’m quite well.”

“We really must stitch it, we can’t have you bleeding to death!” “No, but surely you can leave it a bit longer? I want that…bloodless complexion everyone has these days. You know I hate powder.”

[dexos-thoughts]

here, have a bad writing prompt

imagine this, it’s one of those hero-chasing-villain-on-a-rooftop scenes, and of course, the villain eventually reaches the end of the rooftop. One step forward, one step back. You know how it goes, the villain flashes their signature smile, gives a salute, and jumps off.

not expecting anything, the hero looks down

oh no

there lays the villain, flattened onto the pavement, a pool of their own blood surrounding them.

the hero scoffs, thinking this another elaborate prank, going down to check on the poor “dummy”

except, it’s not a dummy.

the villain is actually dead, no take backs, no shapeshifts, no nothing.

they’re actually gone. Forever.

[geode-crystal]

Magic Whump Week, Collapse

Prompt: Magic Whump Week, Day 7: Magic Exhaustion

(Happy birthday to @kabie-whump 's Ventis!!!)

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It had taken nearly everything he had. Every spell he could possibly cast. Every shadow he could unleash.

But finally, finally, things were quiet.

At least, as far as Mianu could tell. The only thing he heard was his own ragged breaths, echoing in his ears. He thought someone was saying… something. But he couldn’t make it out.

Then Darius was right in front of him. His sword was lowered. His eyes were full of concern.

"Mianu…?”

"Are they gone?” Mianu choked out.

Whatever else Darius had been about to say was cut short. “What do you…?”

“The monsters.” Mianu’s voice was clipped. “The sorcerer. Are they gone?”

A moment of hesitation. No more than one of Mianu’s too-rapid heartbeats. Then…

“Yes, Mianu. They’re gone. We’re safe now.”

Mianu let out a long, low sigh. “Good…”

He didn’t know where the relief ended and the exhaustion began. As his sigh flooded out of him, so, too, did any last dredge of magic or energy he may have held.

They were safe now. He could let go.

Mianu didn’t feel himself falling. He simply saw the world tilt. And he felt Darius’ strong arms wrap around him, holding him close.

“I’ve got you, Mianu,” Darius said softly. “It’s alright now. You can rest. I’ll take care of things, I promise.”

At that point, Mianu didn’t even know what else there was to take care of. He was more than happy to let Darius scoop him up. If he’d had the energy to, he might have pretended to complain and tried to wiggle free. Just like usual. But after all that… he really needed this. He really needed Darius.

[lordofsmiles]

I would like to show you all the most cutest, saddest, romantic and beautiful whump i could ever find in a video game.

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

You thought you were getting quality whump. Well screw you because this is PURE quality right here. Sonic dating a human girl that had absolutely nothing to do with the series whatsoever.

Here we have them frolicking around the Windows XP hills.

I hear they do weddings over there.

Que the startup jingle then the barrage of error sounds that'll crash your PC

Yes. Sonelise is a thing and you can see lots of cursed fanart on it. I fully recommend that you don't go there in order to keep your eyeballs intact.

Knuckles certainly won't keep his mind intact after the ptsd from this scene.

There are multiple romantic moments between Sonic and Elise. For whatever reason, yet AMY IS THERE in the game and during that kiss of life scene. How come she didn't even do anything? She's the jealous type.

She was THERE, the entire time. She watched off screen as Sonic and Elice got it on. So was Eggman, he couldn't miss out on this shit.

This would have been the funniest outcome

Some levels revolve around Sonic carrying Elise's ass all throughout the level. Even if she's unable to walk, apparently it's not a problem to be violently hit by multiple obstacles as this hedgehog is trying to see where he's fucking going. Either she's that weak or just lazy.

Name one thing in the entirety of Sonic where Amy Rose got this much intimacy from Sonic, literally everything, from kissing, hugging, skipping around fields and full on level carrying all in one package. Look. I don't have a problem with animal and humanoid characters dating each other in the fictional universe, do whatever you want. But personally I don't think Sonic and Elise are compatible. Or maybe Sonic's just doing this to piss Amy off, I wouldn't be surprised at this point... have you even seen how hot headed she can be?

Yes. And this is from the notorious Sonic game that was even more notorious for how broken it was when released.

Thiiiiiiiiiis maaaaaaaagniiiiiiiiiituuuuuuude issssss noooooo uuuuuuuuusse

With the background music, this becomes Rave Ocean instead

Look. Guys, maybe we should stop the daily drug and alcohol intake, the party's getting out of hand