#random thoughts from skele

[skelezomperman]

An Ode to One-Shots

Honestly this one's a ramble, but I realize that on the writing side I really appreciate shorter one-shots. I feel a bit lazy that I rely on them so much, but at the same time it's nice to have a short story that can be wrapped up quickly. I particularly like drabbles because I can worry less about detail in them. I guess I like them because it fits with my creative style. Oftentimes I get very vivid ideas of short scenes but then when it comes time to write, I have difficulty sequencing them together.

To be honest this came to mind because I'm having difficulty brainstorming for Diamivy week. I'm probably going to end up doing a drabble anthology for it with a couple extra ideas going longer...There shouldn't be a shortage of Diamivy content anyways, but I do like at least being able to contribute and this is a ship that I've really come to like.

[punsmaster69]

12/APR/20XX

i think that was my goal.

remember? the one i was mentionin' about twenty nine pages ago? i'd said something like...

"and when i achieve it?"

"...guess i'll finally close this book for good."

so, i'll count that to be my goal.

therapist agrees, so you can't get on me about that.

sharing inner thoughts was never something i'm great at. so much so that you might've forgotten that's what this was for.

can you believe that? s'posed to be a thought journal. daily mental-state evaluation.

ended up talking about my friends instead.

wasn't for me, i suppose.

...after some amount of pages, huh? geez.

[This calls attention to the fact that the book is much thicker than it was when it started. Seems instead of switching to another one, his journal just... gained pages.]

point is.

seems to me like a good place to stop things at.

i'll give you a final update, and we'll call it. alright?

——

breaking the news went as smoothly as if we'd entered the room and broke a vase on the floor instead. (undyne about did just that.)

the second calamity was when mettaton and my bro show up kinda late

holding hands.

turns out my bro is much more decisive than i am.

apparently it was mettaton first, then paps who decided after a few serious dates.

congrats to 'em.

been deflecting questions best i can all day from the announcements, so i was thankful my bro showing up like that took enough of the heat off me n' tori.

i...

can't stop smiling.

well- alright, that's a given.

but i mean this doofy grin i haven't kept up this long in ages.

i'm not even trying for this one.

all this talk about relationships, i think undyne's gotten excited. talking about marriage and all that. alphys has gone beet red.

grillby and the bar gave me a hell of a lot of pats on the back. i'd be bruised if i weren't bones.

if it wasn't that which would've bruised me, it definitely would have been the punch flowey gave me. the comment that earned me it?

"so..."

"this makes me your dad, right?"

he didn't take it well.

despite the petal-haver's apparent hatred... i think he's secretly glad that toriel's happy.

my bro sure took the news well.

granted, since he already thought me and her were dating, he just was happy for the public announcement.

"WAIT."

"DOES THIS MAKE ME AN UNCLE?!?"

"Are we gonna get another sibling??"

"WAIT, are we gonna get a SKELE-sibling?!?"

"whoa, slow down-"

"Frisk, NO??"

"Do not encourage this BONEHEAD to-"

"I think that is quite enough."

tori puts her foot down on that conversation.

living situations shouldn't change much for now, but maybe we'll figure out something else in the future. (staying with my bro. don't panic.)

concerns about my health have slowed down, as i've gotten more used to daily magic usage. noticed way less bad days recently, right? papyrus still insists on teaching me to use attacks better, so i've got that to look forward to. there might still be ups n' downs health-wise, but i'm confident in getting through 'em now.

paps is noticeably still somewhat anxious about it, fidgeting whenever everything is brought up. which is fair, but. still.

i'll get him a therapist like i've been seeing. an in-person one'll work better for him, i think.

not sure what else'll change, really. everything feels mostly the same.

other than (gasp) public handholding. (scandalous.) every time we're beside one another, tori's finding some form of physical contact.

that's different.

...in a good way.

right now, it looks like the aftermath of a wild party. friends knocked out in random spots; dangling half-off the couch or sprawled across the floor. i think frisk and i are the only ones still awake, since they wanted to put blankets on everyone.

"(Psst. Is one blanket enough?)"

they raise a large blanket in gesture with a questioning look.

i speak extra softly so i don't disturb toriel laying at my side, with her head on my shoulder and an arm across my torso; hand met with mine.

"(yep.)"

"(Kk.)"

frisk lays a blanket over me and tori. they stare contemplatively before speaking.

"....."

"Goodnight, Dad."

"...'night, kid."

welp.

guess that's it, huh?

....

i'm happy.

caring is nice.

———★

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐃

[spotaus]

Okay, this was long overdue tbh 😔🙏(N Lore (?) Under the cut!)

I've been meaning to make N a new ref for a bit, so here we are! Since she's my skele-sona I kinda want to do a quick rundown on her design elements for fun, then her in-universe lore!

(Note: I refer to her a lot with she/her, she is technically a she/they/he/it genderfluid kinda girly, but I made her before gender tomfoolery registered in my brain so I default to 'she/her' out of habit-)

Design:

Her Halo/Crescent/Horns were initially inspired by wanting her to have metaphorical horns instead of slapping points onto her skull. She's also a shape-shifter, so her human form uses the crescent like a hair clip! Also based on the moon a bit.

The wings/tail are things I ended up w/ in the long run. The wings used to be optional + usually based on specific birds, and the tail was thicker w/ an end piece that looked like a fountain pen tip, but the long windy one abd the black wings were more fun to draw/animate!

Virgin Killer sweater used to be a Grey sleeveless turtleneck, but I just like the aesthetics here better.

Arm Gloves/Leg Socks are half because I hate drawing arm bones, abd half because I thought it brought more dynamic shapes into the design! Also... kibty... (inspired by gloves/socks I own)

Pants: She's always worn snow-pants in her design, and they used to have hanging suspenders, but I removed them. Why they're amarica colored I couldn't tell you... I just like the color combo 😔

Cracks on her face: The forehead crack is inspired by when I tripped and smacked my forehead onto a stair corner as a kid (blacked out, don't remember the hospital trip that followed?). Chin crack inspo is a random scar I have on my chin!

Color on Bones: I actually just added this, but my skin gets blotchy when I'm nervous or embarrassed, and I like the visual that N's magic does that to her Often lol. So! It's like blush! (It's also on her collarbone but you can't normally see it, haha-)

Blue + Purple: I actually don't have symbolism here. Just that I had another oc (B) who was my *other* skelesona insert oc, and *her* colors were blue and purple. N used to have white eyelights I think? Silver? But N and B traded off some traits in a point where I tried to combine them, and the result was this current version of N! Actually...

Old Art jumpscare...

So, I stole the pattern from her jacket and put it kn her pants, stole the crack in B's forehead and gave it to N, her Halo kept tilting further left, and I revoked shoe privileges?? Idk man, it's been a wild ride.

Oh! Her hands *do* still have holes in them too.

Lore:

N is less like Me and more like a bossy little minion I custom-made to go harass my ocs. She exists anywhere, anytime, and is only restricted my universal laws if it makes a situation more interesting. Very much a mary-sue. Meant to play almost a 'narrator' role!

She has beef specifically with Ichor (because I put hin thru so so much in the early days-) and is very chill with Phishbone and Pretender. She loves to chill in different aus with different people, but she adores just being obnoxious to my ocs specifically. Objectively, *not* a good person 🙏

And yeah. She looks different in has new clothes everytimr I draw her, but this is a good basic design base!

[ashthewaterghoul]

You Gave Me Nothing Whatsoever But A Reason To Leave - A Dewdrop Ghoul One Shot

“If you would let us, we would like to restore your birthright and name, son.” Torrent said. He hadn’t called Dew his ‘son’ since months before his banishment. “You would supersede Eyre upon your father’s death.” Marina added. “I would follow you and your word, brother.” Eyre confirmed. Dew’s head spun and he spoke before he thought, “Fuck no.” The three gazes that had slowly been softening suddenly turned back to that familiar coldness again. “You dare speak to us like that?” Torrent snarled. Fuck it. Or, A really random one shot in which Dew goes back to Hell, and gets a lil catharsis while he's there.

Words: 3k

Rating: Gen

Tags: Dew gets to shout at people, angst and drama, bc Dew is a drama queen, banishments, dew is a runt, attempted nepotism, descriptions of dew's elemental transition, mentioned Ifrit, toxic family, dew needs a hug, mentioned royal!Rain, I'm struggling for tags here help.

A/n: The idea for royal!Rain comes from these posts X X by hypnoneghoul and this post by skele-bunny. Title take from 'Granite' by Sleep Token.

~~~

    Why did he get stuck with this? Him, of all people, sent on a fucking messenger mission back down to Hell. Who in the Clergy decided ‘Oh, yes. Dewdrop, he’ll do great!’ It wasn’t like his behaviour record was clean, he certainly wasn’t a good delegate and, most importantly, he hated his home dimension.

    The Clergy was in an odd limbo as Copia ascended to be Frater Imperator and they were waiting for the new guy to arrive, and what would usually be a message sent via Ritual conducted by the Papa could no longer be carried out. So, the Clergy decided to send a Ghoul. Instantly, everyone thought it would go to one of the more mature Ghouls like Aether or Mountain. But it got passed to Dew.

    So, here he stood, on a pentagram ready to get sent home. At least he would be coming back, his bond to the Ministry wouldn’t be broken. That didn’t make it any less terrifying though. Dew was going to be isolated from his pack for the first time since his forced Elemental transition. And he hated that fact. He wasn’t allowed to take anyone with him as they needed their hands up here, but Dew knew better than to try and tempt the Clergy to anger by now, despite knowing Copia would never let anything bad happen to him.

    He stood in the pentagram, Copia along with other Clergy started to chant to open the portal and Dew just willed his body to not to wet himself. He truly was that scared. The magic started tingling along his skin as his soul was forced back down. He knew better than to fight the magic as well, and gave into it.

    It took a while to pop out on the other side, and Dew knew why. His first destination was one that he never wanted to return to and those meant to accept the summoning certainly didn’t want to see him either. When he emerged, he landed in a heap to no fanfare or welcome. His sort-of-fame from the Ghost project meant nothing down here. And especially here.

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    “Dewdrop Aquariunt.” A voice he hoped to never hear again sneered, “They sent you then.”

    “I think you’ll find it’s Dewdrop Ignisriunt now.” He said, dusting himself off as he stood.

    “You act like that makes any real difference.” She commented.

    “Better than being a Homaestus.” Dew returned.

    The Ghoulette that comprised of his welcoming committee growled, “And you wonder why mother and father disowned you.”

    “They disowned me because I’m a runt. But who got summoned? Me, the embarrassment who was kicked from the family line or you, their dutiful and mindless servant?” Dew asked.

    She went to raise her claws but Dew cut in, “Ah-ah-ah!” He grabbed the bespelled Grucifix rosary around his neck and lifted it, “I’m under Ministry protection. You can’t hurt me without hurting our parents’ precious position in society.”

    She bared her fangs instead.

    “I’ve seen much scarier things than you since you left me, Eyrie-Fairy.” Like Sister Imperator naked that one time. Dew, the Fire Ghoul, still manages to shiver about it to this day.

    “Don’t call me that.” She sneered, walking off to lead Dew to more faces he didn’t want to see again.

    “Why? Reminds of a time you actually liked me?” Dew said as he followed.

    “Satanas, you are insufferable.” Eyre muttered.

    “Aww, Aether says the same thing.” Dew cooed.

    She grunted again before the two fell into silence as they walked along.

    Once upon a time, they had indeed been siblings, and happy at that. But as Dew grew, or rather didn’t grow, it became obvious that he was, in fact, a runt. Runts were a sign of weakness to the family line that Dew’s parents couldn’t dare show. They were the leaders of their pod of Water Ghouls, and held prominent positions for the race of Water Ghouls in general. When Dew was the ripe age of 8 and his gills still hadn’t opened, his parents disowned him. They removed any bond he had with his family and pod and named him Aquariunt, the Water Ghoul last name that showed shame. It was mostly given for a disownment, or sometimes for kits left orphaned and their line wasn’t known. It meant ‘Water’s Spawn’, showing that the Ghoul was not part of their birth line anymore. Now Dew was a Fire Ghoul, he was technically Ignisriunt, Fire’s Spawn, but in his mind, anything was better than his birth line of Homaestus. He wouldn’t dream of ever wanting to be that, ever again.

    He could get all his quips out with his former sister, but he knew it would be short lived. As soon as he was faced with his parents, he was sure he was going to fold in half with how much his shoulders would hunch in. It may have been years ago, but the words they said on that dreadful night still hurt. Dew had expected, had hoped they would just say the words for the Ritual and leave him. But they had said much more and much worse. He had a lot of physical scars by this point, but that emotional one was always one of the worst.

    Dew started seeing some more familiar sights of his old pod’s base camp, and the main tent he once called home. The scents of his parents grew stronger as he walked closer and closer, and Dew mentally pledged to claw out the eyes of whoever arranged this. He would have to go visit other leaders, other Elements, but being made to do this was just cruel.

    His once-sibling pulled the curtain to the main tent back and cleared her throat, “Torrent and Marina Homaestus, Chief and Chiefess of this pod.”

    Dew was expected to bow even when he was their son. Of course, he was expected to bow even lower now.

    “I present Dewdrop Ignisriunt of the Unholy Church Of Satanas.” Eyre finished, herself bowing to her parents before taking her place at their sides as she was the next Chiefess. As Dew was older, he would have been the next Chief if he wasn’t kicked out.

    “Dewdrop.” Torrent sneered, permitting Dew to rise up from his bow.

    “Chief.” Dew said, keeping his eyes downcast. He couldn’t call him ‘father’ anymore and wasn’t allowed to look him in the eye.

    “Ignisriunt, is it now?” Marina added.

    “It is indeed, Chiefess.” Dew confirmed.

    She chuffed a laugh and shook her head, “Still weak then.”

    Dew didn’t dare give her an answer. If anything, the fact that he was a runt and survived his brutal transformation attested more to his strength than weakness.

    “So, the Ministry sent you? Let’s get this done with.” Torrent said.

    Dew fished through his bag for the scrolls that Copia had sent with him. He would have to read them out to his sire and dam because Water Ghouls, even ones as prominent as the Homaestus line, couldn’t read or write. Water and paper don’t exactly mix, after all. Dew had learnt how to read after his summoning from Mountain and Aether, who’s Elements thrived on knowledge and making sure it was preserved for generations to come.

    As Dew read through the documents, he made sure his voice stayed strong and he focused on not messing up a single word. He was a creature of spite, probably why he survived being abandoned at just 7-years-old, and he would never want to add more fuel to the fire of hate his birth line had for him.

    The Chiefess stood at one point and started walking around Dewdrop and inspecting him, for lack of a better word. To be fair, he couldn’t blame her. Elemental transitions are unheard of and especially one as brutal as Water to Fire.

    She sat back down, and the Chief and Chiefess spoke their responses for the Clergy. It was rather routine for the leaders at this point. It was a formality that all the tribe leaders of any Element did to keep the relations with the humans. While rarely used, there are ways for Ghouls to forbid passage to Earth and for the humans to lose safe passage for their servants. It would then turn to brutal and painful summonings that the Ghouls may not even survive, or at least become very injured.

    It was also a way for the Ghouls below to register their interest in being summoned. It was never a guarantee, Dew himself never chose to be summoned, but it allowed the Clergy to pinpoint willing souls who would give into the summoning easier, and submit quicker to their new Master.

    Dew finished writing their responses, in English rather than Ghoulish so that the Clergy could read them, and left the notebook open so that the ink could dry.

    “The Clergy thanks the most powerful Chief Torrent and Chiefess Marina Homaestus for their time and cooperation.” It was a formality drilled into Dew, but the words felt like ash in his mouth.

    Dew kept his head bowed, waiting to be dismissed.

    “You’ve done well, Dewdrop.” Torrent said cooly.

    Did Dew’s ears just stop working? There is no way he just heard that…

    “S- sir?” Dew said, still bowed.

    “Look at me, Dewdrop.” Torrent asked. While Dew wasn’t supposed to look at him since been shunned, he couldn’t exactly deny the Chief.

    Dew had never forgotten that icy stare of his sire. It always managed to bore holes into him and make him feel even smaller than he already was.

    “You have done remarkably, given your unfortunate circumstance.” He went on.

    Dew wanted to say something about how part of that “circumstance” was his fault but bit his tongue.

    “Thank you, sir.” Dew mumbled, forced to meet his sire’s eyes but wanting to rip his own away so bad.

    “What exactly did they do to you to make you into a Fire Ghoul?” Marina asked, curiosity alight in her equally piercing gaze.

    “I- I wasn’t given a choice. One of my mates, Ifrit, he was the Fire Ghoul. There was a lot that happened in the Ministry, within the Clergy, and he was killed.” Dew had to take a deep breath so he didn’t cry at the memory, “The Clergy don’t like summoning Fire Ghouls because it’s too difficult and expensive, but Water Ghouls are easily replaced. So, they took me in my sleep, and I couldn’t fight back. They made a serum from Ifrit’s blood, forced me onto a pentagram, injected me in my gills and started chanting. Then I burned.”

    That was the easiest way to put it because Dew did burn, and he had the scars to prove it.

    “What changed? Physically. What did ‘burning’ entail?” Torrent questioned.

    Dew didn’t like talking about this part especially. It took him months to describe the sheer and utter torture to Aether, let alone anyone else. But Dew couldn’t deny the Chief. He’d never been able to go toe-to-toe with him.

    “My gills melted shut, both sets.” One hand pulled the neck of his Ministry uniform to show the burn-scars there, the other gestured to his clothed ribs where matching ones lay, “All my scales, webbing and fins burned off. My hair changed colour, my horns fogged up, one crumbled off. My hands darkened, I run a lot warmer now, and one of my eyes turned red.” He tapped his face, where the skin around the socket was slightly smoky, dusted by charcoal like his hands. His blue eye was surrounded by small scars from where his scales burned out.

    “It felt like the worst pain imaginable. I thought I was going to die; I wished for it. I kept passing out from pain and exhaustion and when I was awake, I was in agony. Twitching and writhing because I couldn’t flail around anymore. Breathing felt impossible, my throat had burned out and I couldn’t scream, my tail was fixed around my stomach. Just, everything was terrible. I was locked in a cell; I was deprived of water even to drink for a few weeks so that they could make sure the Fire took to me. Locked away from my mates, and another one was taken and killed in that time too. Their name was Zephyr. Terzo was killed as well, with his brothers and Mountain and Aether refused to leave my bedside after they found me. I was in a coma for weeks after that. But I survived.”

    “Fascinating.” Marina whispered. For the first time in Dew’s life, she looked at him with something that was almost pride.

    “Before and after, you were in the Clergy’s project, weren’t you?” Torrent asked.

    “Yes, sir. Still am.” Dew said, confused as he was pretty sure that no one down here had heard of Ghost.

    “We have heard stories from Ghouls returned to Hell. One called Alpha, another called Omega. The half-breed Delta visits a nearby pod sometimes with the Ghoulette Mist. One called Pebble also brings tales.” Marina said.

    Dew’s eyes widened at the names of his old friends. After sometime while he was asleep, following Ifrit and Terzo’s murder, the retired Ghouls had fled back to Hell save meeting the same fate. No one knew if they had survived as, usually, a Papa would oversee the portal opening and closing.

    “Th- they’re here? They made it?” Dew asked incredulously.

    “Indeed. Mist is very interesting to speak with.” Eyre said, silent up until now.

    Dew could definitely agree with that.

    “They tell stories of how beloved you were as a Water Ghoul. We know that His word had only spread more with this project, so I assume that love for you with it?” Mariana said.

    Dew smirked slightly, knowing he often sent fans a bit more than feral.

    “All things considered,” Torrent said, “we aren’t sure we properly estimated you, Dewdrop.”

    “Excuse me, sir?” Dew said.

    “This isn’t said easily, but we do believe we made a mistake by shunning you.” The Chief said.

    Dew’s eyes widened again, but this time in confusion.

    “You have proved to be strong and invaluable.” Mariana said.

    “If you would let us, we would like to restore your birthright and name, son.” Torrent said.

    He hadn’t called Dew his ‘son’ since months before his banishment.

    “You would supersede Eyre upon your father’s death.” Marina added.

    “I would follow you and your word, brother.” Eyre confirmed.

    Dew’s head spun and he spoke before he thought, “Fuck no.”

    The three gazes that had slowly been softening suddenly turned back to that familiar coldness again.

    “You dare speak to us like that?” Torrent snarled.

    Fuck it.

    “You dare to leave a kit to fend for himself? Hoping that some creature will kill him so you don’t have to?” Dew scoffed, “A Fire Ghoul? Leading a Water clan? That’s ridiculous, no one would follow me. Just because I’m traumatised by what I’ve been through makes you think I’m the son you always wanted doesn’t mean I’ve forgiven you. What you said, what you did to me hurt. Remind me, my dam and sire, what were your last words to me before you left me for dead?”

    The two stayed silent, their upper lips pealed back to bare their fangs.

    “Do you not remember? Because I do. I hear it every night in my nightmares. You shall henceforth be known as ‘Aquariunt’ and you shall know a fraction of the humiliation you brought on us. I would kill you myself if it wouldn’t bring me more shame than your presence already has, so you shall die a slow and painful death instead. An atonement for the mortal sin that is your meagre and wretched existence.”

    “What else do you do with the runt of the litter?” Marina spat.

    “Love me? Like it or not, you’re still the ones that made me. I’m your son.”

    “How could we love something so absurdly horrific?” Eyre sneered.

    “Do you want a list of those who have?” Dew raised his hand and counted across his fingers, “Terzo, Copia, Aether, Mountain, Ifrit, Zephyr, Omega, Alpha, Mist, Ivy, Pebble, Delta, Rain, Swiss, Cirrus, Cumulus, Aurora, Sunshine and Phantom.”

    “Fools then. The lot of them.” Torrent remarked.

    Dew knew they would change their tunes quickly. His parents didn’t have any sort of emotion other than their lust for power and status. They had heard stories, and when Dew had confirmed those stories, seen he had a skill that they didn’t – even one as basic as reading and writing – they saw an opportunity for some good old-fashioned nepotism and couldn’t resist. But as soon as Dew, the horrific little creature he was, rightly pointed out the gaping flaws in their logic and realised that they couldn’t puppet him, they went back to their tirade of tyranny against him.

    He knew something else that would make them change tunes as well though.

    “Even Rain? He’s a fool? Does that name not ring a bell?” Dew smiled.

    The realisation on his former family’s faces made him fail to stifle a giggle.

    “Rain is a fair and just Prince, but I’m sure he wouldn’t take too kindly to being called a fool by the two who have caused me, one of his mates, so much pain. Just as I’m sure he wouldn’t like his other mates, friends and his Papa being called fools too.” Dew said.

    It was often surprisingly forgettable that Rain was a Prince. Each Element had their own revered and respected Royal family, and Rain was part of the one for Water Ghouls. Rain never acted like you would expect for his station, and maybe that was because he was 3rd in line and likely to never inherit his mother’s throne, especially after Rain’s older siblings have had their own kits, but he was just like any other Ghoul. Other than the fact he had a lot more security around the Abbey and while on tour.

    “You wouldn’t dare.” Mariana muttered.

    “I get asked that question a lot. Most often the answer is I would indeed.” Dew said.

    He revelled in watching them squirm.

    “Anyway, for the Ministry, this has been a most productive visit. For me, quite cathartic, yes, buy otherwise entirely unpleasant.” Dew said, clapping his hands together, “Chief Torrent, Chiefess Marina, Heiress Eyre.” He bowed and showed himself out. And he flipped the three of them off on the way out, to visit the next pod of Water Ghouls.

    Maybe this trip wasn’t the worst idea after all…

irdk what this is but... thanks for reading :D

One shot master list can be found here

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Hellooo 🫶 this ask is for the sanses and papyri of UT!, US!, UF!, HT!, FSG!

How would they react if their S/O who is more quiet and introverted says their older sister is coming to visit

Cut to loud music playing from a pink car with...lashes? ( If you need help imagining this just search up the song Cho-Very Lucky Day from Black diamond-from2000- if needed (人´▽`*)♪ )

They hear a knock on the door and as they open up they are met with a very extroverted and loud gyaru asking where her younger sibling is. S/O seems unbothered as they are used to this as their sister is hugging them and gently prodding them with her long acrylic nails and asking them and the skele stuff (and also sharing embarrasing stories about young S/O much to their demise)

If you need a reference of how the sister looks like just look at my pfp (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ seems a pretty accurate depiction

omg gyaru is so pretty, i would personally die if I ever met or saw one in public /pos

Sans : He feels tired just looking at their sister, let alone interacting. Don't get him wrong, he likes the sister, thinks she's neat, he's just too sleepy for a girl like her. He'll stick to s/o. He does laugh at the stories though and make references to them for the rest of forever.

Papyrus : So sparkly. He matches her energy ten-fold. He loves her nails, and is constantly complimenting her. She's found a new best friend.

Cobalt : He comes home from work to see a random car in the driveway, and he's instantly confused. He thought the sister was supposed to arrive tomorrow, not today! He walks inside, only to be sprayed with glitter by s/o and sister. Yep, that's... pretty much what he expected.

Honey : He indulges in both or your antics by letting you both practice make-up on him and tape nails to his fingers. He really doesn't care, and feels like a pampered doll. He falls asleep half way through his glow-up, snoring loudly.

Red : "Di'n' know i'was halloween a'ready.." He says with a smirk, earning a flick to the head. What a brat. His punishment? Dress-up. He looks amazing afterwards, perfect for the #1 mew mew.

Edge : When he comes home from the store only to see Doomfanger being pampered and styled by the two of you, he chooses to ignore everything for the rest of the night. He will not be punished by Doomfanger, and you can live with the cat scratches.

Oak : The same as Sans, he feels sleepy just from interacting with her. She's so upbeat, and he's more of a slow and mopey guy. He enjoys the stories though, chuckling as you flush in embarrassment.

Willow : He was surprised that you happened to be related to her, as you were more shy and reserved while she says the most obnoxious things every 5 minutes. Although, her adoration of the animals and how cute they are(especially the cows), he shrugs off her behavior. Plus, she is very flattering with her complimenting of their home.

Wine : Oh, Wine approves. She clearly understands the meaning of fashion, and he's more than happy to talk to her more over a glass of wine and... now what would your sister like? Doesn't matter, he's excited to talk to her, and is more than happy to invite your sister over more often.

Coffee : Wait, he's seen her before! He follows gyarus and alt-styles on Insta and Tiktok, so he recognizes her quickly! Of course, her being a semi-famous person online makes him shy to try to talk to her. He'd be clinging to your arm the whole visit and admire her from afar.

Hope you like it!! ٩(๑> ₃ <)۶♥

[yourlegacysnotyourstosee]

I took notes on my thoughts while watching Nerdy Prudes Must Die because I did the same for Black Friday

DAMN Jon said “I am a TENOR”

I literally can’t get over how good he sounds

AHHHHHH LAUREN!!!!!

Bro these songs SLAP

Damn Mariahs hair is so long

Pete is such a mood

I’m literally terrified of being pantsed so bad

BRUH NOT MICRO-PETER

Omg hey Kim

When Cory enthusiastically agrees I’m dying

Omg Max likes Grace???????

Wait that’s so cute

Wait why’s he kinda fine

“His name is Jesus Christ” HELP 💀💀💀💀💀

It’s giving Apex Predator (from Mean Girls)

Damn these HARMONIES THO

My jaw is on the floor the way Cory is talking to her

“How am I supposed to study without listening to Spotify?” ME LMFAO

I KNOW HE DID NOT JUST MAKE AN ISSAC NEWTON JOKE

The way hes like “this is about thermodynamics” me me me. I hate when people make jokes about the things we’re not even talking about.

“NANI” NO WAY HE SAID THAT HELP💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Study date????????

Joey Richter my beloved ❤️❤️❤️

When Max enters and the crowd cheers

“Rondevuch”

Max literally has a God complex

Why is Kim everyones mom?

“Walen place”?????

“Mom will you pass the butt stuff????” HELP SHES BEEN CORRUPTED

NO WAY SHES FANTASIZING ABOUT MAX JAGERMAN

LITERALLY WHAT

Awwww Grace is experiencing Catholic Guilt™ ❤️❤️❤️

Girl wdym “he’s gotta go”???

Laurens character is bisexual???????

“WAIFU MATERIAL”?????? I literally can’t get over Jons character

Wait Grace is a little fucked up actually

Wait since the Waylons built hatchetfield high and the starlight theater, could they have cursed the town somehow? Like I know about the evil brothers or whatever, but I’m not super familiar with the lore

Wait I kind of love Grace now

Mariah slays

“Am I reading as Ghost, or Lin Manuel Miranda?” AWWWWWW❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

“Your fucking useless Pete.” Tgwdlm???? In MY npmd???? It’s more likely than you think

I’m very suspicious about how fast they seemed to put the plan together…

I know the plan wont work and Im so nervous I’m getting secondhand embarrassment so bad rn

“Skele-ens”

I need Max Jagerman actually

Awwww Max is a Theater Kid ❤️❤️❤️

AW FUCK HE DIED

HOLY FUCK HE DIED

GIRL WTF IS WRONG WITH GRACE

I love how upbeat this song is

WHYD SHE CUT HIS NIPPLES OFF WTF

Omg Dan and Donna!

Slay Mayor Lauter

His reaction to being asked to the game is giving- “she asked me for the time” “no way” “way :D”

THE NIGHTHAWKS MASCOT 💀💀💀💀

FUCK CLIVESDALE

DAMN THEYRE IN THE SPLITS GOOD FOR THEM

I like that the football team has only 2 players

I love when actors walk through the audience, but ESPECIALLY here when hes stalking Richie bro looks so good

Listen I know he’s about to kill Richie but HES SO FINE HELP

Im literally so Gay bro

THE SMOKE CLUB!!!!!!

THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEME

When she says hes not hot anymore girl speak for yoursef

Please let Grace swear

Oh fuck they’re giving themselves away

Grace Chastity said “acab”

Cory needs more songs

MAN IN A HURRY RETURNS!!!!!

Damn who is this girl in a trenchcoat 😍😍😍

GERALD OH MY GOD

Random side note but what happened to Robert? I was just thinking about how I wish we could see Hidgens again but is Robert still a part of Starkid anymore? Is he on to Bigger and Better things? Does anyone know what those are? I’d love to continue to support him.

Edit: NVM NVM I TAKE IT BACK I DO NOT WANT TO SUPPORT ROBERT MANION NO NO NO SIR

The invisible bird. Literally high school theater

“Heahs the thang about ah bahbecue”

“Ah wawna remember who ah ayum”

Ruth is so real for not know when to do the lights bc the cue lines were wrong

Ugh Laurens voice is so good and I know ive said that about pretty much everyone but it’s true

I know shes about to die rn

The red lighting gave it away

THE WAY HE LOOKS INTO CAMERA AFTER HE KILLS HER I NEED HIM SO BAD

Why did Kim scream like that

Awww Grace has religious trauma now ❤️❤️❤️

THE COPS THEME

OH MY GOD PAUL AND EMMA!!!!!!!!!

He gave her his number❤️❤️❤️

Hot chocolate boy!!!!!!!! I knew Peter was the hot chocolate boy but still

This duet is EVERYTHING

Obsessed with the fact he called MARIAH ROSE FAITH a MEAN GIRL

“Axe wielding maniacs?”

The Waylons did not dig that shit very deep…

OH FUCK THEY HAVE TO SUMMIN THE LORDS IN BLACK

I KNEW THE WAYLONS BUILT LAKESIDE MALL

im so sorry Zombie Max is So Fine

WIGGLY

THEY HAVE HUMAN FORMS??????

“Let me check my Christmas list”

“What do you want steph?” MORE tgwdlm? In MY npmd?

I feel bad for not knowing all their names

Max says bitch a lot

Damn this show is long

Omg this is so sad im tearing up a lil

Max is so fucking funny

Damn Grace is seducing Max this is hilarious

Fuck Grace Chastity or kill some nerds? One of the many difficult decisions in life

He decides to fuck Grace Chastity

OH MY GOD THATS SO SMART

Thats some fuckin Macbeth level shit

Kims teacher character is so cute awwwww

Paul and Bill dance Chaperones??????

Oh nvm that’s Jason

I don’t think I ever mentioned it but the dancing is really good

It’s very clean and crisp

In the last 2 hours I very quickly developed a massive crush on Will Branner

OH FUCK

WHATS GOING ON

WHAT

[jeannos]

I'M CRINGE BUT I'M FREE.

every kid in this fandom MUST have their au phase where they make aus of this stupid skeleton, and I FINALLY got the courage to make one!!

I lied actually... I have like 6 sans/skeleton ocs... and 2 of them are self inserts... BUT ANYWAY this guy is the only one I posting publicly atm

btw this reference specifically is really old (I started drawing this in like- 2021/2022 I guess?? Idk honestly) but I never actually finished it till recently bc, yeah, I got super lazy... ironic isn’t it? I don't even draw Sanses like this anymore -_-

SUPER AMAZING AU INTRO ↓

THIS HANDSOME FELLA IS- IS- is...

...

he does not have a actual name yet...

I mean- I call him Dreamer!Sans but I'm not really sure if I'm gonna set with that yet, since I don't actually have a story/plot for him besides his purpose in the multiverse, but I do have some other ideas ;]

Dreamer!Sans is basically a protector of dreams, he protects mostly the realities of dreams (or the Dreamscapes, is what I like to call them) to make sure everyone from his au and multiverse have sweet and safe dreams.

Theres this things called Night Spawns or Nightlings who feeds from peoples nightmares and trauma while they are asleep. They oddly look like spiders... Dreamer is responsible for defeating these pests.

"But why?" you may ask.

Well... the Nightlings "power" to manifest bad dreams in your sleep can cause you depression, anxiety, paranoia, and much more, if they stay too long attached to someone, AND since they are really hungry they are trying to consume the dreamscapes of the person they are attached to. If they succeeds, one may never dream again (or woke up, in other words)

"What are Dreamscapes?"

Every time someone dreams, that person's consciousness is "transported" to this place, and each person has their own dreamscapes!! They are directly connected to people's consciousness and that is why they are so important.

SILLY BILLY SKELE INFO ↓

Hes mostly like classic Sans, very lazy, laid back/relaxed, and he enjoys puns a lot

but it's a little more extreme-

• He is always tired and cannot stay awake for more than 20 minutes without falling asleep again

• He aways looks tired/sleepy

• Sometimes he sleepwalks, he can do unbelievable things while he's asleep, from knitting and cooking to physically fighting or writing a quantum science research, all unconscious!

• For some reason sometimes he sleeps in super specific and random places, once he slept for two whole days inside Nightmare!Sans' castle and no one ever noticed... strange right? He wasn't even in a room, he slept in the kitchen storage the entire time lol

• He has been in and out of so many people's dreams that he probably knows EVERYONE, he has an incredible memory too!

• Sometimes he can't tell if he's really awake or if he's still dreaming, so he doesn't usually take things around him seriously. Which can make other people upset or annoyed that they're not being taken seriously.

• He learned to never try to find meanings in dreams that don't make the LEAST sense, and since he cannot distinguish which reality he is in because he is almost always dreaming- he will always accept anything absurd you propose to him.

You wanna make a birthday party for a giant unicorn baby? sure sounds fun.

You think Shrek is upset and needs help? yeah lets cheer him up.

Several alternate versions of him are fighting for some bizarre reason he doesn't understand?? yeah ok he can help, he don't mind.

• He snores when he's having a really deep sleep, he won't believe it if you tell him that tho

THE END!?

Well thats it! These are my ideas and thoughts about this Sans I created, I might and probably will add more things about him and his story later in other posts, can't wait to finally see his au takes more shape hehe~

also I will make another post about his magic skills and possible weapon along with more illustrations of him, so keep a eye out for more~~

heres a old doodle I made of him before finishing his ref, bye bye!! :3

ignore my old signature pls T-T

[copper-skulls]

ooh random questions time!! what's your favorite part of grillby (any au version) to draw? what's your favorite part of gaster to draw :O? which of your skellys lives rent-free the most often, like when you see a random thing and your brain goes: yeah it's X time

ohohoho >:] thank you lions!!!

I love drawing all my flames, but the particular fave right now is Kindling's little fangs and sneaking in little hearts into both his flames and FRECKLES!! I love drawing his little freckles...

For Gasters in general I just. Love drawing their faces and figuring out how to get the emotion I wanted from them, even if the results aren't the most stable ""model""-wise lol. And with TD Gaster in particular I love the little dark specks around his neck and hands - guess I'm a sucker for small details ahaha. + one other thing about him but That's Technically A Spoiler For Now.

As for which skelly lives rent free in my brain the most, uh, erm..

Two deaths Gaster still takes the cake lol. I've picked up caterpillars off the curb and thought of him wheezes, and I mean. The newest post in the tag I keep for him on my main is a drawing of a pathetic-eyed moth. He's got my brain in a stranglehold, despite not being the skele I draw the most rn lol. I just. There's so much to TD that I cannot talk about yet so my brain compensates by spinning him constantly. It is Always the Many-pocketed-mop-of-a-skeleton time.

[skelebab]

🦟 Hi! I reblog alot of posts and make art and occasionally fanfics :)

Feel free to tag me in things and send asks and requests! (i don't make anything nsfw, proship, etc. and I will block you if you ask me to)

Currently working on:

- Captain Marvel requests

- various unposted fics

Some fandoms I'm into:

-luca

-dhmis

-mml/pnf

-community

-undertale

-tmnt (2012 and 2018 mostly)

-mp100

-rotg

-atla

-sonic

-dc

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@mob-pirate-au (my mp100 au, nothing is really there yet, but there will be when my mob obsession comes back, I have a lot planned for it)

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- spray paint and stickers (my shellshocked au)

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[themsource]

Had this thought of a Farmhorror combined AU, where there's a pesticide that corrupts the crops, infects monsters who eat them to the point they *have* to eat human meat to support a protein the virus needs or they break down.

Being made of magic monsters don't naturally have protien, but the virus that originated from the pesticide alters them, turns them more substantial similar to humans.

Plot twist this whole thing was intentional. Humans purposefully engineered this to get rid of monsters.

Since monsters had never been underground (which led to centuries more of tension) and there wasn't a way to seal them this was humanity's solution instead.

And there was no avoiding this even though people like the skele bros didn't like using pesticides Because cross pollination is just something you can't truely avoid in a closs knit farming community like the monsters had.

Vegetoids don't spit green viggies anymore but instead acid that can melt steel—so one major crop hub gone.

Oh and this effects humans too, if they eat of the tainted food they get their own version of the infection that robs them of their sight but allows them to sence magical energy, like a bat's sonar, and they get shortened lifespans.

Double edged sword >:D

Just a random AU thought!

[skelezomperman]

Self-Reflection: What have I added to fandom?

(Companion piece with this)

How to use this: These are rhetorical questions that you can ask to examine yourself. They are not just meant to probe your faults and provoke you into doing a mea culpa about everything bad you have done or everything good you have failed to do. They are meant to help you get a full, neutral picture about what you are doing in fandom. When done properly, it leads to you getting a full picture of your strengths and weaknesses, and it can help you to know where you can improve yourself.

Ideally, you should do this when you are calm and not thinking about any sort of drama. Try to do it on a regular basis - once a month, maybe once a week or even daily if you spend a lot of time in fandom. You can take notes when going through the questions, but you don't have to. Try not to dwell too much on a particular item - this is more to get an overall picture than for you to enumerate everything bad you have ever done.

I can't give you more advice since you know yourself better than anyone else on this Earth, but I hope this helps you.

-+-

Why am I participating in the community? Am I doing what I originally wanted to do? Did something distract me from my original goals? Is that something a net positive or a net negative?

What kind of content (or discussion, talks, etc) have I been putting into the community? Have I spent more time making negative content than positive content? Have I funneled most of my energy into criticizing or attacking rather than praising?

Have I said anything in a mean-spirited way to other people? Have I been passive-aggressive? Have I insulted people or resorted to ad hominem?

Have I belittled others for their preferences? Have I looked down on other people because of who they like or how they like to play?

When I have debated others, did I respect them? Did I debate to try to understand them, or did I debate to try to win?

Have I taken disagreements personally? Have I considered criticism towards a video game or a fictional character as personal criticism towards myself?

Have I tried to silence other voices? Have I discouraged people from speaking their thoughts, provided that their thoughts were not disruptive or harmful? Have I excluded other people who wanted to join?

When I have corrected others, did I do so with their needs in mind or with my needs in mind? Have I tried to be gentle? Have I put down other people in the process of trying to correct them? Have I corrected others for something that needed to be corrected or for something which only annoys me?

Have I recognized when it is prudent to stop a conversation? Have I chosen to be silent when it is called for rather than interrupt? Have I been willing to walk away and ignore or block someone when continued interaction would only make things worse?

Have I portrayed myself as better than others? Do I hold myself to be inherently better than others? Do I see other people as irredeemably evil?

Have I been willing to accept criticism from others? Am I defensive when people point out a personal flaw? Am I willing to apologize when I have done something wrong? Am I willing to accept other people’s apologies, provided that I am ready to do so and that I have healed from the harm done?

Have I been considerate of other peoples’ backgrounds? Have I respected the diversity of people that I meet in the community? Have I made demeaning comments about other people or groups of people? Have my comments about characters inadvertently hurt other people?

Have I turned a blind eye to people being hostile to others? Did I avoid speaking out against bad behavior when I could have said something?

Do I feel positive or negative whenever I finish a session in the fandom? Do I feel worn out, or do I feel satisfied? Am I ready to return to the fandom tomorrow and continue to welcome other people into our community?

[axewchao]

Not actually Skele!Dal's lore; I can only have so many versions of Dalex in one fandom, y'know, and SkeleDal's honestly more of a gag than an alternate self, at least right now =w="

This is more an attempt at a lore sheet; just slapping some stuff on the canvas and seeing how it turns out. 

The setup for this "lore" is along the lines of the "multiverse meetup" works. Aka the ones where Sanses and Papyri (and the occasional Gaster) are inexplicably gathered in one universe (usually Classic's) and shenanigans ensue as the newly-formed Skelegang struggles to find a way to send everyone back home. While also trying to keep things on the DL regarding what happened. Gee, were there always so many skeletons???

Skele!Dal gets summoned as well, and while he's initially assumed to be a Papyrus that ended up alone, the Skelegang soon learns that he's not. Not a Sans or a Gaster, either, and one wrong move from one of the more... "aggressive" versions leads to the answer: he's a fuckin' Blaster.

The Skelegang has questions, but unfortunately their new "friend" isn't willing to explain very much. Mostly due to lack of trust, and also because he's just not much of a talker. Even Horrortale Sans is more chatty than this guy. And CHECKing him doesn't help much either, as it only shows his basic stats, but doesn't reveal his real name or have any flavor text. 

Not wanting to go by some random word/color for a name, he chooses one himself: "Dalex." Why act as though "Dalex" isn't his real name, even though I've established that he is indeed a Dally? Good question.

He doesn't know. He's afraid of the answer.

He knows that "Dalex" was a good person.

That "Dalex" understood right and wrong. It was his strongest trait in life. It's why his SOUL was chosen in the first place.

But… what would be the right answer here? He feels like he's "Dalex." But is that really correct?

Is he really "Dalex" in a new body and new life, or is he just a husk stealing traits and aspects from the being used to make him…?

He doesn't want to steal. He doesn't want to disrespect the dead.

He… wants to be good. Do the right thing.

…What should he choose?

~~~

Again, not canon, just a little thought experiment. owo)b

[iced-souls]

From this ask meme if you are wondering BUT ANYWHIZZLE

@courtpheasent

Alrighty im back to this finally whoops i forgor on multiple occasions but yes, i did 18 but now i am doin 50.

Random OC talk? I feel like if i included most of my thoughts this post would go on for WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY too long so i am deciding on choosing 1 thing. Which i have no clue what to talk about—

I guess some mini plans i wanna finish for them?

I wanna do some posters for each of my……worlds? I still dont know what to call them, ‘original story’? Anyways, POSTERS. Ye Ye. So for my dynaton guys, bygones be bybones, auto-mundus, void-gang, etc.

And then i want to make more character details for the other skeletons in BBB, cause i only have a plan for that news goth skele, and then soop. But i wanna do some ref stuff, or just figure out what they doin in the story—

Next i got an animatic or animation i want to do for my void-gang guys while i wait to actually start its bigger thing.

Also an animation meme for beth and henry [and maybe also sans and paps included] cause i found/got reminded of a song that my brain has put said animation on loop for it so IMMA TRY AND DO-

Aaaannnddd also those others short animations i posted about a while ago that i havent finished yet—

Im also gonna draw some of my old *cough cough*gacha*cough cough* characters because im in an artblock and so its something a lil more fun and simple to do. Maybe ill add say some of those guys lore when i finish up that—

And then that one rottmnt voiceline thing that i havent been working on for a month or 2 now—

Aaannnnd yeah. That’s it for now. I guess im also trying to finish writing down left behind, and seeing how i am procrastinating in that i might start drawing the comics once im done chapter 1 rather than the entirety lmao—

Alrighty, hope that was a neat and/or worthy oc talk—. Some or most of you probably dont know who the heck im even talking about but mmmmmmm—. Ill tag their names/worlds if you want to check them out i suppose. This also Wasn’t specifically an oc but coughcoughcouhghcchohguhuhovhuchouh

[undertale-writing-times]

I wanted to ask this since I rly liked the hair dye one! Can you do one where the skeles' S/O vry curly and kinky and just how they'd react to that? If that's oki

Sorry it took me so long! I tried to write it a few days ago but then I got distracted and lost my way. I found it again and started to write this :) hope you like it. I picked the ones at random to write, pretty much.

I took out the ones that I don’t think would have any good reactions, since you didn’t ask me which ones to put on.

Sans- Man, if you ever thought that Sans never cared for anything, you'd be shocked to see how much care he puts into your hair for you! He buys you the right pillow cases, the right stuff for your hair, and he'll help you rub stuff into your hair to make it softer though often he'll get distracted playing with your hair. He likes to put his fingers in the curls and make them bounce a little, it's just really cute to him! Oh also if anyone's ever mean to you about your curls for whatever dumb reason they might have, he'll tell you just how much he loves it himself. Ignore what other people say about you, because he loves you. Please let him play with your hair though, it'll make him soooo dang happy. He doesn't have his own hair so he likes playing with yours.

Papyrus- As expected of the Great Papyrus, he knows how to take care of your hair and help you with it! He um totally didn't start to look it up after getting a crush on you. Noooo... okay, yes. He just loves your hair and when he learns how hard it is to take care of, he has an even stronger respect for you! He finds it just so cool how many different types of skin tones, hairstyles and hair types there is! He enjoys trying to make different styles for your hair, but understands if you tell him that you can't because it's bad for your hair or anything, but it makes him sad that he can't because... well... he really wants to play with your hair man. He'll bring you things to make it softer if you want! Mostly whenever he sees anything with curly hair or for curly hair he'll bring it to you.

Blueberry- he really likes how curly your hair is, but he doesn't really bring it up too much. He'll help you with it, if you ask him to, but other than that he doesn't realize you have to do so much for it! When he finally finds out, he'll feel sad that he hasn't been helping out like he should! He's such a bad datemate! After that, he tries to help you with the things until you tell him you don't need his help, or something, but that might make him feel bad so it’s best to choose your wording well. If you don’t tell him anything, he’ll learn how to help over the time and get you random little things that he thinks you’d like.

Stretch- As shocking as it is, he is very good with his hands while doing hairstyles. He used to help Undyne with it when they worked together in the lab. Most of the time he did it just in the normal bun, but sometimes when he wanted to mess around he would put it into braids or stuff like that. He doesn't say that he likes to play with people's hair, but he will sometimes mess with it without thinking too much about it. The first time he met you, he thought that you looked pretty dang cool and... 'bouncy?' he guesses he could say. It made him keep his eyes on you long enough for you to notice him and that's how they first started to talk. Haha he's in danger.

Axe- Pretty. To him, you’re really pretty, and he loves your hair. He likes how soft it is, and how curly it is, he’ll often trace his fingers through it while purring loudly. It makes him feel, oddly, calm. One of the only annoying things is when you have to go and take care of it because he doesn’t like being alone for too long after you two are together for a while, and he’ll try to come with you and he’ll be unsure about almost everything that you’re using. Sure, some skeletons from the other worlds use fancy things like ‘bone polish’ but he doesn’t get that. He doesn’t do anything for himself like that so seeing you do it confuses him. He might try to eat some of your items if you don’t tell him that it isn’t good to eat, just most of them smell pretty good. Why make them smell like food, if they’re not meant to be eaten? Come on Y/n.

Edge- At first he didn’t care about your curls, until he learned how much work it went into making sure that they looked as good as they did, and now he has a weird sort of pride. After that he wants to know everything that you do for it, and use for them. He himself uses bone polish on his bones to make them look shiny and files his finger tips to make them sharper. So he too has to go through a lot to make sure that he looks good enough to be seen. More often than not he’ll help you with your hair if you help him with his polish in places that he cannot reach but it will show. He wants to look his best and since you’re his datemate, you’re going to have to look your best too! Come on Y/n, you can do this, hope you don’t mind him asking so many questions.

Lord- You have his type of respect. He knows how hard it is to take care of so much hair, he’s seen Asgore or Toriel on a bad day... ugh. Yet that doesn’t excuse you using that as an excuse, or anything! If he wants cuddles, then he expects his cuddles now, you can take care of your hair later, can’t you? Sometimes, without thinking about it, he’ll twirl the strands between his fingers while talking with you, if he can reach since he isn’t really that tall himself. If he can’t, he’s going to be mad because he wants to play with your dumb hair... dummy. He is the leader of the royal guard! He can do whatever he wants, dang it. 

Mutt- he thinks you’re so pretty with that hairstyle! He wants really badly to help but sometimes he’ll mess up on it and tug your hair too hard, or mess up while brushing it for you, and that makes him feel really bad because he doesn’t mean to hurt you or anything! Why is it that sometimes it makes him feel good though? He tries to ignore that! Most likely just where he comes from? Maybe. Your hair isn’t his favorite part of you but it is pretty to him.

Corn- Soft. That's the first thing he thought when he saw you but mostly because your hair was so curly and cute and nice and ahhhh. He got embarrassed every time he thought about that, and he's happy you don't have the ability to like read his mind or something? Anyway. He doesn't really understand all that stuff you do for your hair, and sometimes he'll sit there and watch, asking about everything that you're doing. "What's this?" "What's that?" "What are you doing?" "What's that for?" he doesn't mean to be annoying or anything! It's all just... really cool and interesting. Sometimes he'll try to find you things but most of the time he just leaves that to you.

Lover- Oh My Gooooooooooddddd you're beautiful to him. He loves your hair so much! He likes seeing how it bounces a little when you walk, the only thing he hates is how long it takes you to take care of it. Mostly it annoys him when he wants to cuddle but you have to take care of your hair. He'll whine and complain until you come to spend time with him. When he has to take care of his own stuff he'll normally do it while you're taking care of your hair. He gets you brushes for curly hair so he can brush it out for you! He's honestly jealous, but the world wouldn't be ready for him to have hair. He'd be too hot, and he's already pretty hot. That's what he thinks, at least.

Hip Hop- He doesn’t think he deserves you. You’re so pretty, beautiful even, amazing, and you have to date some... skeleton who’s too embarrassed to show off it’s him while he’s dancing? He wonders every day if you’re gonna try to break up with him, because if you do, he isn’t going to blame you or anything but you never do! It makes him really happy. Now about your hair. He thinks it’s pretty neat looking and likes to try to help you with the looks and stuff? Like he’d help with styles. If you want him to. If not, then he won’t try to force it or anything. It isn’t something he brings up too often, but he does like your hair and is impressed with how much work you have to put into it. 

Salsa- Oh he just loves it! Even more if it’s really long and fluffy! It’s so soft and he wants nothing more than to nuzzle his face into it while they’re cuddling but he also thinks that you look amazing while dancing with him getting spun around while your hair goes around too. It just works! He tells you every day how amazing and wonderful he thinks you look, even on days when you don’t do anything too special for yourself. He thinks you look good any day! It isn’t really something that he thinks about too much though because everything about you is amazing. It is nice and soft though.

Rhythm- Sometimes he wonders if you’re with him, just because you want someone to shine out like a sun and a star. Yes, I know they’re the same thing, but shut up. He tries to not think like that. Normally he doesn’t care about people’s hair but, funnily enough, yours is what caught his eye and it made him mess up on one of his dance moves and he fell almost knocking his hood back which almost made the others find out who he was and he had to run off before they could see. It was embarrassing and almost made him have a panic attack, but you wouldn’t leave his mind and he went to talk to you later grumbling out a greeting. Humans were still weird to him but you looked nice enough? He never tells you how he decided to come and talk to you until he tells you he’s that one guy that loves to dance but never shows who he was. He’s shockingly popular online, almost as popular as Steps without having to show who he is. 

Tempo- He brags about you online so often. “My datemate is the best datemate, look how nice they are looking today!!” literally. After you two get together, a lot of his pictures are of himself and you. You don’t even know how he takes so many pictures without you noticing.  

Steps- he's always looking things up for you. How should I help my datemate take care of curly hair? Or asking his followers, and a few of his, so called haters, gave him things that would, in fact, not help your hair. Luckily you know better! And he got sooo bad, yelling at the people and calling them put in some posts. Anyway. He likes your hair but it isn't his favorite part of you. Wishes he was good at styling hair so he could impress you but, alas, he is not. If he ever finds anything that he thinks you’d like while he’s out he’ll get it for you. 

Echo- If you want me to be honest, he really likes your hair, but he won't say that he does. It's just embarrassing for him to admit that he likes things so most of the time he'll say that you look nice then go on with his day but if you pay attention, it's funny how often he messes with your hair and tries to make excuses. If you're brushing it he'll say he'll do it so you could do other things with your hands but get you to sit in front of him and focus on brushing your hair. If you're having a hard time with it, he'll say he'd help you. It's just that playing with your hair makes him happy, because he used to love helping Undyne with her hair, or Toriel with her fur, or anything else like that. It just... brings back good memories. The curls are a little annoying to deal with though, so he can't believe you take care if it because you WANT to.

Fresh Ink- Half of him doesn't care about your curls, while the other half thinks it's the coolest and neatest thing in the world! He'd sometimes help you out with it and spend all day and night gushing about how pretty you are and how nice your curls are and how he wants to help you with it, while other times he'll brush it off and say that you look nice, but they're just curls and just hair, why is it so much of a big deal? It's uh hard for you to really know what's going to happen? Most of the time it's when he's when he's excited, though. He wants to put different clips and stuff in your hair and make it so pretty and sparkly. Have you ever thought about dying your hair??? Can he do it?

[ratsoh-writes]

S/O knows how to pole dance, Skele does not know it yet, how each skele finds out?

Sans: he’s never seen anyone pole dance before and thought they spun themselves on the pole instead of the pole spinning. SO was so offended by his ignorance that they decided to demonstrate how the pole works

Papyrus: he casually observes that SOs body type/muscle mass is very similar to his friends sugars? Maybe they followed the same sort of sport. (Aka detective papyrus shocks the world with his super accurate predictions)

Star: he sees a pole and spins on it because why not. SO laughs at his form and shows him the right way to do it.

Honey: that’s not something honey would just bring up in a random conversation, so he’d probably find out through SO showing him. He thinks it’s the coolest thing ever

Red: where do you think he met SO? Lol

Edge: he likes to invite his SOs to workout with him, so SO suggests that he learn pole dancing with them. Edge is reluctant at first but ends up enjoying it

Mal: he too also met SO at the club lol

Cash: when he’s crushing on someone, he tends to follow them around so he can casually “bump” into them. Basically he’s trying to work up the nerve to confess. Cash would probably find out about SOs pole dancing during his crush stage

Oak: red showed him a video from the club. Oaks pretty impressed tbh. Pole dancing doesn’t look easy

Willow: if red showed oak the video, then you bet oaks going to show willow. It’s all poor willow can think about for the next few days

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Imagine This Skele's Child Starts Talking about a World in there Closet That is a Pocket World Called NARNIA. OR The Darkworld. Whichever ya prefer. how would they react and would they check it out?

Undertale Sans - "ok." Yep. That's it. You do you, he does what he wants, and he doesn't want to deal with more multiverse crap. He spend many years in therapy, please, he just wants to be free and never talk about multiple timelines or universes. Go tell Mom, it's nap time.

Undertale Papyrus - He's sweating. His children manual told him that his kid might cry about monsters in the closet, but an entire world? He's not ready for this. How do you deal with an entire world in a closet? So, he goes in the pocket universe with his kid and... Well, that changes from that Annoying Dog's temple under his sink. Maybe the house is built on a multidimentionnal breach or something.

Underswap Sans - Well you're not special. He opens his closet that leads onto a black void. His world is more creepy than yours, you lose! You ask Blue what's inside his closet. He refuses to answer you. One of these unexplained mysteries.

Underswap Papyrus - He wants to see this with his own eye sockets. He loves the Narnia books, he's a big reader. He almost faints when he met Aslan for real, then cried like a baby almost the rest of the trip because of how happy he is. Now your dad doesn't want to go back to the real world. It's his world now. Leave.

Underfell Sans - ".... The fuck are ya eve sayin'" Red is not believing any of this... Until he actually fell into the Dark World while searching clothes for laundry. An entire world that doesn't know how to be ruled. Red is taking over King or Queen and takes their place because at least his new people don't treat him like shit.

Underfell Papyrus - At first, Edge was not very happy about having a world inside of the closet, but it was before he saw Narnia and all its big kitties. You never thought you would see Aslan gets belly rubs by a giant scary edgy skeleton but it's not the weirdest thing you saw in this world anyway.

Horrortale Sans - He knew he was not the one who puts snow everywhere in the house despite the fact it's july! He feels betrayed you let him being accused for this because of his bad memory D: The other world ? He really doesn't care, he's fine where he is. Don't you dare put snow everywhere again.

Horrortale Papyrus - He followed you in Narnia then a random queen said he can be useful and tried to antagonize him, so he panicked and knocked her out, freeing Narnia accidentally. Why do you need 2h30 movies for? Just ask Willow!

Swapfell Sans - He's never sleeping ever again. Nox hates paranormal shit, and this is a big paranormal shit. First, he's getting rid of that closet, then he's moving out in another country. Secret worlds won't get him, he's too young to die. He'll never put one foot in it. No way. What if the trees are eating him or something?

Swapfell Papyrus - He accidentally bring his McDonald's menu in the Dark World and now his chicken mcnuggets are alive and wants to kill him. Rus is traumatised. When he told Nox his nuggets are alive, Nox looks at him like "duh, dude, it's C H I C K E N." Rus is even more traumatised.