#random senerios

[ultimatedreamer104]

pjo/hoo characters as things i have overheard in conversations or just found on the internet ( inspiration: @icankillyouwithashoe ) !*slight spoilers*!

Jason while floating: butterfly in the sky I can fly oh so high~

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Annabeth talking to Percy: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Percy: ... ... three words

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Hazel to Leo : leo, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Leo while on fire: Well of course I have.

Leo, as a tree catches fire: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Leo as the whole camp is now on fire: It's boring.

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Leo apologizing to charon for setting the camp on fire: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

🔥🔥🔥

Percy: Hey Jason,

Jason: Yes?

Percy: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Jason:

Jason: Where’s annabeth?

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Nico: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Jason: Wasn't will with you?

Will: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Grover, about annabeth: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Luke: Are we stealing them?

Thalia: New or used?

Grover: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Percy, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Nico, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Leo, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Frank, trembling: What are we playing?

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(I feel like this one could work for will and Nico too)

Piper: Why are Percy and annabeth sitting with their backs to each other?

Grover: They had a fight.

Piper: Then why are they holding hands?

Grover: They get sad when they fight

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Nico: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Piper: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Leo: Self care is the burning heat when your on fire!

Hazel: self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Percy: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Annabeth: Anyone d-

Nico: Depressed?

Frank: Drained?

Percy: Dumb?

Piper: Disliked?

Annabeth: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Hazel: Piper... How do I begin to explain Piper?

Percy: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

Jason: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Drew while under charm: piper is flawless.

Leo: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.

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Annabeth: We need to distract these guys

Leo and percy: Leave it to us

Leo and percy: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Nico, hazel, and frank: *Immediately begin arguing*

Jason walking into scene, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Leo: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

Piper staring at Leo: I meant on the group project...

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Frank laying on the ground with a big bruise on his forehead: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Nico opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Percy: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

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Leo: Hello, I'm leo. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

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Luke: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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*leo is ordering a cake over the (monster proof)phone*

Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?

Leo, covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?

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Will: Why are you like this??

Nico: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

[jz12luvscl16]

.°.•★The eyes never lie ★'•.°

genre: fluff, romantic

senerio: when he fell in love at first sight...

pairing/s: bangchan X reader

author's note: do you guys think I should continue this?

🥛🖇️.°♪★link to my masterlist★•`°.🎧🧸

he never knew going to that instrument shop on a random day would turn his life completely upside. it was just another boring day light rain pouring. he saw the instrument shop. and suddenly he remembered his piano was broken and he needs a new one so he went in. stepping inside the cozy music shop. the smell of wood everywhere. the music shop was bigger then it appread with all kinds of instruments. they had even kept unique designs, vintage, high quality and expensive instruments. he was looking around the shop eyes wandering all over when he suddenly bumped into a smaller figure with a loud bang. he heard a feminine gasp as he looked down to see what just happened. his eyes wandered over the wooden guitar it looked vintage the strings now broken, he immediately started to apologize slowly moving his eyes up to meet the pair of two beautiful eyes.

"its-its alright" she said sighing disappointedly. looking down at the guitar as she kneeled down and held the guitar gently turning it around to see if it didn't have any scratches "no I'm really sorry I should've been-" I said kneeling down to her level "no it's really alright sir! you don't have to worry it's just the strings." she said softly smiling slightly. I should my head and answered' Please miss let me make it up to you that guitar looks quite of an antique piece!" I got up and looked at her as she got up holding the guitar close to herself "I want to get it fixed" I said pointing at the guitar "please don't say no!" she looked at the guitar for a while. she shrugged and slowly nodded sweetly answering looking into my eyes "uhm-i guess you can get it fixed!" she said bringing the guitar forward. I held the guitar and looked at her smiling without a second thought I asked "so can I have your number?" shit. " I mean- for contacting you when the guitar gets-fixed..!" I looked at her once again as this ti!e she smiled and nodded looking into my eyes shyly.

after the guitar incident the only thing he dreamed about was that girl. oh how could he even forget to ask her name? well he got the vintage guitar fixed as soon as possible. he was impatient desperate to see her again... she was just so... so perfect?... he just felt a connection. like never before.

he finally got the chance to text you and meet you. he returned you your guitar it was a cold day so he suggested to get some coffee as a "sorry". This just a quick coffee became a long walk around the city and getting to know each other session. soon after that day you became close friends. you would text him all the time talk to him on calls and even meet up sometimes for some of your "quick coffee sessions". Soon after chan decided to invite her in one of his dance practices, just after that you became a part of his day to day life this friendship grew stronger and stronger each day. friends turned into close friends and close friends turned into best friends. but there was something behind this cute friendship. which was hidden from both of the sides. the other of course saw it. but the two bestfriends were too blind to even be aware of it.

god the way he looked at her... god the way his eyes poured out every single emotion of his which he couldn't express by telling but she was too blind to see it, the too blind to understand the words hidden behind those eyes. those eyes weren't just his bestfriends eyes but something more. the pair of eyes screamed clearly that he was deeply drowned in her love. so deeply it was impossible to get back up.

she walked in the jyp building with a chocolate in her hand. smiling and waving at everyone until she reached her destination. she slowly and quietly opened the door seeing the shoot for skz code going on. she walked in and quietly closed the door behind her. looking at the set full of people while the recording, she found her self a seat in a corner where Chan was visible to her. she quietly walked through the crowd and sat down placing the red velvet chocolate on her lap. Chan was unaware of the 2 pair of eyes in the crowd which were looking at him lovingly. admiring him, daydreaming. she was lost and didn't even notice the shoot was over. Chan slowly walked over to her he softly smiled at a zoned out her. kneeling down infront of her she waved softly at her. "hey?world to y/n?" said Chan soothingly. bringing her back to her senses she let out a small embarrassed gasp. blood rushing towards her face which was now rosy red. she shyly smiled at him. "chocolate?" she said bringing it up to his face tilting her head

soon after a few more visits of yours. the members one by one realised. she wasn't just a normal girl who Chan was friends with in the first place. she was something way more than just a friend. Minho was the first to notice. when he saw you and Chan walking out his studio. confusion struck his mind at first. but then he noticed, the eyes, the gestures. Chan was way more gentle with her way more smiley with her. if that wasn't enough his eyes told it all. The dots started to connect a smirk came to his face. After that day Minho would alaways tease him about you. Chan would deny his feelings at first. but finally one day he accepted it. but only to minho.

the second one to find out was hyunjin as a artist he pretty surely doubted him from the stsrt. but he confirmed it when one day Chan asked hyunjin to draw her so he could gift her something unique. hyunjin smiled at Chan and talked to him for a while as he drew and finished. Chan looked at the portrait with a different glint in his eyes. and that's how hyunjin got his confirmation...

the third one who got to know was seungmin. he was pretty sure hyunjin and Minho knew something he didn't about Chan. he was curious little puppy. well his curiosity didn't last long enough when he saw Minho smirk teasingly at Chan when you entered the room and that's how he finally understood what exactly was going on.

the last ones to figure out were I.n,Felix,han,changbin. they only got a notice of it when seungmin told them what actually was going.

"hyung is in love?" said Felix furrowing what do you even mean " said I.n curiously. seungmin sighed at their stupidity and rolled his eyes explaining them. "do you guys ever care to look around and notice things? it's y/n he's in love with her!" "Really?!" changbin said shifting excitedly in his seat "HUH?" hand said shooked and confused. seungmin just sighed and shakes his head "when did this even happen?" Felix asked "I don't know I just saw Minho tease Chan about it. and hyunjin confirmed it." seungmin explained "ahh that's why he's always on his phone" changbin said realising "who knows" I.n said shrugging. "we'll see tomorrow" said han leaning back on the armchair waiting for tomorrow to see if seungmin was really saying the truth.

the four of them standing behind the door observing Chan walking back and fourth in the park. "there! y/n is coming!" changbin said whisper shouting. "what are they even up too?" Innie questioned "wait they are dating?" han asked looking at the three of them who were focused on Chan and y/n. "no but apparently Chan likes y/n and y/n likes him too. but they didn't confess!" Felix explained earning a hum of curiosity from han. "ah shut up you guys look look! they are leaving!" said changbin in a hurry. "look at hyung's smile" innie remarked "he's so giggly with her" Felix said happily. "aww look at the way he looks at her" changbin said in a cute voice. "so seungmin was right?hmmm interesting." said Han sitting on the grass behind the bench as slowly all of them sat down. "so what now?" innie questioned. they all shrugged and look at each other. "I guess we should leave and give them privacy?" Felix said. they all agreed. and left.

after that day the members teased him continuously and one day they all got tired of their hyung being stuck in just a friendship forever. so they all got together and sat down with Chan to confront him about his feelings. and. motivate him to finally go ahead and ask you out. because if he didn't someone else would or he'll be just left with regret if he didn't. well after a hour of talking and motivating Chan sighed and got up nodding and agreeing with the boys. the boys cheered up.

[faghubby]

Hubby's new cock

" wow Paul your so big" Amy laughed as she stroked the toy we had bought at the adult boutique a few hours ago. My own dick bobbing below it was dwarfed by the size. Amy and I had role played different senerios one of my favorite was watching her flirt with other men. Watching them lust after her made me want her even more. She had teased me about sleeping with them. Recently she had increased teasing me. Now on vacation without the kids, she had laughed when she dragged me into the sex shop this afternoon. When she saw the strapon at first she was confused. When she saw it was for a man to wear having a spot for my penis and balls to fit thru it. She bought it on the spot with an evil grin. Now wearing it I climbed on top of her.

"Yes, fuck me with the big cock" she moaned as I rubbed it against her engorged lips. I went so allowing her to adjust to the girth of the toy. It drove her wild. Soon she was moaning and bucking.

"Fuck me, yes fuck me with your big cock" she screamed, I worried the people in the next room would hear. Amy came with such force as I withdrew the toy from her she kissed me. And pulled me down next to her. She grasped my dick and stroked me.

"He fucked me so good with his big cock baby, I am to sore for you" she teased I came quickly. We cuddled and quickly fell asleep. I woke still wearing the toy. Amy was on top of me riding it. I watched her face twist in extasy as she bounced up and down on the toy. Making herself cum she collapsed on top of me.

"This is the best thing we have ever bought" she told me. As she got up and headed to the shower not noticing my throbbing erection. I removed the harness and joined her in the shower. I washed her. Then she washed me. She used the soap to stroke and tease me.

"It seems so tiny" she told me. "What do you say to only the big toy gets to be inside me till we go home?" She asked.

"Well I guess as long as " I was saying when she smiled as I came all over her leg. For the next four days she had me wear the toy to fuck her. Three or four times a day. She always came harder and faster then I had ever seen.

"I can't imagine how good it would feel if it was real" Amy told me one night. She started to give me a handjob she did this everynight before bed now.

"You don't have to" I told her.

"Don't you want to cum?" She asked sitting up.

"I can wait" I replied

"Wait for what?" She replied

"Till you know" I said

"Till what, it grows?" She giggled

"Till we get home" I told her.

OH, okay" Amy smiled.

The next morning Amy had me wear the toy under my clothes.

"Never know when I might need you to fuck me" she told me.

"Do you like walking around with a big cock in your pants?" She teased

"It is a bit awkward" I told her

"Think of all the men who do it every day" she said rubbing my new found bulge. As we wandered thru a town site seeing. She pulled me into an alley. She had my toy cock out in seconds and bent over some dirty broken cart. I fucked her hard and fast in this dirty smelly alley.

"That's how real men would fuck me, when ever and where ever they wished. Amy spent the rest of the day openly flirting with every man she saw.

"I want his cock" she would tell me after we walked away. She did this over and over. Or would ask." Do you think he has a big cock" pointing to random men on the street

"I don't know maybe" I would comment.

"Well bigger then yours, maybe not as big as this one though" she would answer stroking the toy in my pants.

This was all driving me crazy, but at the same time I found it so erotic.

I wanted her so bad. We got back to the hotel. I tried to iniate sex.

"No, you said you could wait" she told me. As she pulled out the toy from my pants and stroked it. She dropped and started to suck on the toy.

"Don't you wish you had a big cock so I would suck you like this" Amy said then went back to sucking the toy. This drove me even more crazy as I watched her deep throat and gag on the toy. Before she stopped and went to get dressed for dinner. I started to jerk off as I watched her get undressed.

"Stop that, you said you wanted to wait. So non of that" Amy said smacking my ass. My dick jumped when she did. I took a cold shower.

Amy was wearing a simple sun dress to go to dinner. Just before we left she flashed me showing me she wore no panties. She noticed my discomfort as we got in the elevator.

"This is so much fun" she teased smacking my ass again. This time I let out a low moan when she did.

"Paul are you okay" she laughed "don't make a mess in your pants" we sat in the corner of the restaurant. Amy sat very close. She took my hand and slid it under her dress. I teased and fingered her as we ordered.

"I bet the waiter has a big cock he could fuck me with" Amy teased nibbling on my ear. "Ask him if he would fuck your wife for you" she teased. I so wanted to cum. He waiter returned and placed our drinks.

"Would you be interested in fucking my wife?" I blurted out to him. I don't know who was more shocked the waiter or Amy. The waiter recovered first.

"It would be an honor" he said Amy still sitting there mouth open reached out and rubbed his crotch. She watched me as she did it. She then handed the room key to the waiter. He went to help some other people.

"Are you sure about this?" Amy asked very seriously.

"Yes" I said with lust in my throat. We ate dinner, Amy and Bill the waiter discussed meeting in the room after 11 when he got off. Amy and I went back to the room. Where she took a long bath and made herself ready for Bill.

"You can watch, I like you to watch if you want to. But no touching. Actually no touching yourself either" Amy told me making sure I was clear on the rules.

Bill arrived 5 minutes after 11 and instantly took charge. He grabbed Amy and kissed her deeply his hands roaming all over her body. Amy looked over at me. I just there and watched. Amy dropped to her knees and pulled out Bill's cock. He was hard, uncircumcised and at least 2 inches bigger then me. Amy teased and sucked his cock watching me.

"I don't know why you want me to fuck her but man she can suck cock" Bill said to me.

"Because he to small to please me" Amy told him stopping for a moment. bill pulled her to her feet. And removed her tiny lace panties she had worn for him. He made sure I had a good view as he drove his cock deep into Amy with one thrust . She gasped but was so excited it slid in easy. I watched fighting the urge to touch myself as Bill fucked Amy. There was no passion, it was pure lust on both of their parts.

Bill tried to pull out.

"No cum inside me,I am on the pill. Fill me up" Amy told him. He thrust deep one last time and pumped his seed inside my wife. Bill then casually got up dressed and left.

"Did you like that?" Amy asked as she approached I could see his cum running down her thigh. She ran her hand thru my hair then cupped my cheek. I moaned as I came in my pants. Amy looked confused for a moment then smiled as the wet spot appeared thru my jeans.

"Definitely have to do that again soon" she laughed and went to get cleaned up.

"I think I need to get fucked again, why don't you put on your new cock" she called from the bathroom. I stripped and tried to clean myself up. As I slipped on the harness. Knowing we had opened a new chapter in out marriage.

[nunezs-stuff]

What if Demaryius has a Beatrice-like (aka someone who acts like Beatrice) adopted daughter? And what would his other children think about her? (Beatrice is the young girl with blonde hair) She used to be a really beautiful yet cowardly and Clumsy kid but She's also very determined and sweet, especially when somebody mentions magic infront of her she gets very excited...she also aspires to be a powerful witch one day...seems nice right? Well...

When she grows up unfortunately she became...this, when she finally found a way to become a powerful witch she apparently became blinded by her powers she started going crazy with them the first time she got them and became arrogant and sadistic over time...but that doesn't mean her personality when she's a child completely disappear, she's still quite whiney when something doesn't go her way...she's shown your be quite immature too...

Oh well, this is just me rambling about random stuff again! You don't have to answer this if don't want to ofcourse! This is just a silly little senerio I thought about when I see Virgilia with Beatrice....sometimes I thought of Demaryius when I see her for some reason...anyway I'm basically done talking now--

He would honestly find his little daughter

Quite sweet and gentle

Like all of his other children

He speaks softly and gently to his daughter

He finds her sweetness quite refreshing

Like the rest of his other children despite the war going on

He knows that some of his children can be cowardly and he's not surprised since children can be quite scared of the outside world

But going with her adult version

He would wonder where he went wrong

And he wouldn't like it but he would have to erase her memories or possibly turn her back into a child

And fix the damage that has been done

He knows magic memes power and someone can become drunk off of it

And he's not happy that his daughter became this way

It reminds him of the sadistic gods that took their anger out on innocent humans

[asvterias]

I have brainrot of one specific senerio and ima dump it on you.

So basically it’s just Robyn has an online gf and to her dismay she transfers to her school by a random mention like “Oh yeah btw I changed schools.” And then Robyn is panicking because she doesn’t know how to tell her they now go to the same school.

omg i ABSOLUTELY love this idea!!!

[moaninmoonen]

Had an interesting dream experience...

Feel asleep listening to people talking outside. Their talking and random noises made it into my dream, and as I passed through hypnagogia, I tried imagining the visuals to what I was hearing, and it was like my mind was creating shit on its own. Then, I would consciously change the senerio at will, still using what I was hearing to create completely different scenarios in my dream.

Swear my dreams are fuckin wild...

[alwaysoc]

Oh also, since this is becoming a slight blog, I'd like to see what people would like to see from me

My reposts are gonna be sacred ground, and I'll repost stuff if I think it's helpful, silly, informative, if I have something to say about it (that will likely be in the tags), and will likely not be related to anything else (so probably won't repost fandom-stuff) I'll be posting here. The reblogs will be non-flexible random stuff I like. I'll try to keep it around 2-5 reposts a day max, so as to not become annoying.

Meanwhile the actual blog side will be random thoughts and stuff, but it'll most likely be something involving a wide-variety of fandoms, such as:

Corpse Party (there's not many CorPa blogs and we need to stick together!)

Little Nightmares (it's just... a good fandom. I love it.)

Rain World (it too is a good series)

Digimon (it's the first anime I ever finished and holds SUCH a special place in my heart. Pokemon stuff will likely be posted, as I like the idea of a crossover between the two and have, SO. MUCH. Stuff for them to crossover)

Fate (Not much of a reason. It's a good series and it's been helping me get a whole lot better at trying to write for characters that aren't mine)

Any RPG Maker game I've played (that being The Witch's House, Mad Father, Mermaid Swamp, Ib, Corpse Party(as mentioned above), Aria's Story & Midnight Train, and the Crooked & Sandman once I actually... finish them, heh... anyways, all of these at wonderful and I hardly hear many people talk about them, so yeah)

Hollow Knight (there's so much fancontent I've got for it, and with Silksong on the way, I can't wait to change it all!)

There's 100% stuff I missed, but that'll have to wait... I'll make a masterlist or something when I've got a few fandom-spesific posts up

I'll probably be posting lots. And lots. Of OCs. Get ready to read a 3-page essay on what this character's deal is

I'll most likely be doing lots of asks/requests for senerios, or headcanons too, because I need to practice how to write official characters that aren't mine, and just because I think it'd be fun. I might even just go straight to the senerios since I have a few already cooked up. They're mostly just from a (slightly edited & wonky) Fluff Alphabet though.

Thanks for reading this long blurb of text

[doggyfood]

Yes it's either a rodent, chat or the demons telling me to break the pasta. Or maybe the loose bird in my house currently

And I do zone out on stuffs lkie that when I'm going to sleep like u, bee, or random senerios my autism cooks up, or whatever c.ai/chai b4 i gkt to bed bc I tend to get in them before going to bed (every night for the past 2 years cough cough)

And DHFJIFJDJFBRJF MY SPARKLEY FROSTED MYTHICAL CREATURE ANIMAL CRACKERS ARE AT MY GRANPAS HOUSE AND I DONT WANNA WALK OVER THERE ALONE IN THE DARKKKKKK

And the crunches of them if I ate would prob giveen me a headache anyway

Pookiiieee

Poooookskssssssss

I can't sleep :(

My head and body hurts and my nose it's ssssstuffed up

And I keep hearing this weird clicking sound and idk what it iisisssssss

Rrgghh IM SO TORED EHY CAN I EEPPPPPPPP

Oh- Uh.

Rub your temples:

For the head, and rubbing below your tear ducts could assist with your sinuses, which can help your nose, at least from my expirence.

Body: Try to apply harsh, but not too hard to where it hurts more to the most in-pain areas.

Clicking noise may be a sign of settling (as in the ground getting ready for colder or warmer temperatures)

[forgottenachromatic]

Are y'all left, y'all right, or are y'all wrong

[yanderemommabean]

The way Prof. Dexter is handcrafted to all of my personal tastes down to the letter? Amazing. Immaculate. My joy is palatable. What do you think the mostly likely role for his darling would be? A fellow professor? The school librarian? A random person he say studying at his favorite Cafe? Im curous about the senerios! I need everything you have on this dude he's the love of my life

I’d say either a passionate student at the college or a fellow professor! Someone who’s into his morbid curiosity and likes both the creepy and the cute side of life!

He’s very protective once he starts to notice you. First it’s friendly, looking out for you and making sure no one’s bullying you on campus or in the teachers circle. Getting you coffee or iced tea, asking you in depth questions because you love to truly dive deep and theorize about things, simple stuff like that.

Then once he’s fallen for you, he’s much more intense with his possessive and protective tendencies. Sitting beside you whenever he can outside of class (if you’re a student), visiting you as often as possible when he’s on break and bringing you food, becoming more handsy with you during conversation or simply walking beside you- it only escalates from there.

When he believes he’s truly found his soul mate, he indulges the dark beast within. No one’s off limits from his list, if he has to kill them himself he will. It’s a slow process to isolate you and gain your complete trust, but once it happens you’re at his complete mercy. You’re blindsided by how fast he’s able to control and take over your life, putting everything in jeopardy if you don’t go along with his fantasy.

“Just stay back a while longer, talk with me! I’d hate to have to discuss your grades with your family…I’d rather it be you”

Or if you’re a fellow teacher

“Getting rather friendly with those students aren’t you? I don’t mind you being a parental figure but…I don’t like how they get close. I truly would hate to have to report you for misconduct if this continues”

Dexter has a lot of ways to get what he wants from you. He wouldn’t ever physically hurt you, that’s just barbaric! But If he has to scare his cute little puppy so they learn their place, he will. It’s all out of love of course!

-Mommabean

[sunoodilocks]

BRIDGERTON S2 opinions

(everyday I wake up and find inconsistencies about the 2nd season of bridgerton as a kathony stan)

THE KATE BLAMING AGENDA

This time it's about the most controversial ep in the season.

I want to bring attention to this line ->

S2, ep6, 23:41 s

(the short confrontation between Kate and Edwina after she runs away from the alter)

Edwina to Kate: you have feelings for him!

This particular sentence just made no sense to me? And this is coming from someone who has repeated the entire scene (from the wedding to the confrontation) a number of times solely to understand how she came to the particular conclusion (and being unsuccessful at every attempt btw)

Yes, while the conclusion itself is correct - the way she came to it had basically no substance at all ( it very honestly made me remember those math questions in exams where you get the correct answer but with the absolute random steps)

Why i think so?

Bcoz all throughout the scene it was Anthony who did all the shit that eventually made Edwina figure out what was going on

1) Staring at Kate who was behind Edwina at the alter instead of focusing on her who was his bride

the archbishop asks anthony to repeat after him but anthony doesn't cause he's busy imagining Kate wearing the wedding dress and marrying him - Edwina notices when she turns to look where Anthony's attention was

2) Not knowing what to do after Edwina break his trance during the wedding

after Anthony had broken the daydream he was in after being caught in 4k by edwina, he basically looks around trying to get an idea what he missed - he fumbles because guess what? this guy who was going to be her husband any minute doesn't know shit about what was going on in his OWN WEDDING

Edwina has to sharply (you can easily see how tense she was here) remind him what he was supposed to do

"Yes ofcourse" he says but doesn't stop looking at Kate

3) PICKING UP THE DAMN BANGLEEEEE

Does it even need an explanation at this point?

Anthony, the same guy who was so listless when his own wedding is going on - but now a bangle falls, Kate's bangle - and his response is prompt

I feel like in this scene he subconsiously just told Edwina, "I don't care how unnecessary this is but I'm gonna do it I'm gonna pick up this damn bangle and no one can stop me"

Like please, Kate is perfectly able to pick up the bangle herself but does he care? No

4) "ALLOW ME"

When both Kate and Anthony are crouched down and Anthony picks up the bangle...

"Allow me" he says as he hands Kate the bangle

This whole ordeal could have been done in 3-4 secs max but it instead takes about 10s max and WHY??? bcoz Anthony is busy staring at Kate again - mans was literally caressing her hand in slowmo 😭 while returning the bangle and didn't let go of it till they were halfway standing up

Now then? What did we find out?

Basically that it was ALL ANTHONY'S ACTIONS

So yes, when I say ep6 was a fever dream that I wished didn't actually happen - its bcoz of these scenes.

But hold on!

It however would have made perfect sense if the sentence was phased like this

"I saw what was going on! He has feelings for you!"

the unspoken words here would have been "I saw those looks! I saw those actions! You have something going on between you both!"

Here I could have actually sympathized with her bcoz she after all felt betrayed - she was about to get married but she finds out her soon to be husband has feelings for her sister? Here she blames Kate, yes - but definitely blames Anthony too (which is again, very different for the og line and the feeling conveyed through it)

But when she says "you have feelings for him!" to Kate, I'm just like

Cause deadass what did Kate even do??? 😭 she was literally just standing there like🧍‍♀️baby that was all Anthony Hornypants and you know it 🤌

So yeah, when people complain about how we kathony stans are so protective of Kate - do you ever see the senerio from our side? Well I don't think so

Half of this show was basically

BRIDGER -how can we make kate feel bad- TON

And this scene was a prime example of this. Edwina could have gone off on Anthony about his conduct or shown him atleast a fraction of her anger but no 😂 let's blame it all on Kate! Let's let Anthony fuck around and blame it all on Kate.

After all...

It's always easier...

(Phew! that's all - thanks for coming to my rant)

[katsus-world]

Hello! I noticed your requests are open! Is it okay if I request the following little Bakugou scenario?

Bakugou getting exited and proud of his s/o when she/he/they get in a fight over something stupid with some random extra. Watching his s/o get so heated and throw so much shade that he can't help himself pouncing on her first chance he gets right after..

He doesn't join the fight (even if he would love it) because he knows his s/o needs to fight her/his/their own battles and is more than capable of handling other peoples shit.

I really like this senerio 😭🖐

Bakugou x gender neutral reader!

Genre: fluff, he's

Warning: cussing, HEAVY Suggestive themes.

Your in the classroom, your stomach rumbling slightly

Watching the clock while Mr. Cementos rambles on about so material that the class has to work on.

"It's almost time for lunch!" You whisper excitedly to Kirishima who was finishing up writing some notes

"Finally, I'm starving dude." the red head groans as you your nod your head.

With a ring of the bell you both pack your things with hurry, looking back to see your boyfriend tossing his bag over his shoulder

Locking eyes with the ash blonde, a signature scowl on his face as speaks

"Hurry up dumbass, I'm hungry." he said as he walked to your desk, his finger tapping the wood Impatiently.

Stuffing your stuff in your bag, you quickly walked out of the room. Walking next to bakugou as his pinky wrapped around yours.

When your in the cafeteria and sitting down eating your food, you couldn't help but hear your name in someone's mouth.

"I heard they bribed they're way into U.A! Can you believe that prick is in class 1-A?!" You froze as your placed your spoon down on the tray.

Catching bakugou's attention real quick as he stared at you with confusion. Then he heard his name.

"They probably seduced bakugou too. Knowing how y/n is, they probably put their quirk on him." another person at the table says as they group laughs.

"Yeah! No way bakugou would date them willingly!" With a loud screech, you were by the table.

His eyes widening when he hears the venom like words spill out of your mouth.

"First of all, you ugly ass bitch. You don't even know what I did to get into class 1-A. And keep his name out of your fucking mouth if you want to see daylight again, prick."

Your heart race with anger as you kept arguing with the table of idiots.

Bakugou and the rest of the class watched in awe as you shut each person down and even made one girl cry!

" damn bakugou, I didn't know that l/n could get so mad! It's kinda cool." Kirishima said as he watched you continue, yelling at a boy for saying something.

"Tch, shut it shitty hair. I'm trying to listen." chuckling kirishima continued to eat his meal.

The argument lasted for like 10 minutes till iida decided to brake it apart.

He was just as shocked about it lmao and he wouldn't scold you bc he knows that your still mad😭🖐 mf would be scared Ngl.

When you sit back down, bakugou would just look at you. He would give you time to cool off but he'd be right by your side.

You'd stay silent for the rest of the day till your in the dorm. Only answering questions when necessary.

Bakugou would drag you in his dorm, saying that you two need to talk.

he doesn't want to talk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When the door closes, his body is on yours.

"Fuck, your so hot baby. Those extras don't need your attention, but the way you handled it was fucking hot~" He says as you pull away to get air.

Your lips puffy as you grind down on bakugou. He groans as his pants tightened. Quickly he throws your shirt on the floor as your body is on display as you get tossed on his bed.

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Lmao this request is awesome (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Anyways un-revised so sorry for any misspelling!

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Hey can u pls do where oikawa and(manager and libero of girls volleball team, libero cuz she is short😛) yn are dating and at their graduation day they say it to other team members(at the same time oikawa being oikawa)...would love to see their reaction...ur senerios and headcanons keep me alive keep it up mom

Awe thank you anon 🥰 I can do a small headcannon now and if you'd like a bigger one, my requests will be open sometime in June!

"Loserkawa! It's time to leave! Get a move on already"- Iwaizumi, absolutely done with this day and it's barely started

"We are going to be late for our own graduation Oikawa"- Makki

"I meam, what an entrance that would make"- Mattsun 😏

"I said just a second- I have to find YN!"- Oikawa, waiting for the girls volleyball team to arrive

"Oikawa! YN will be in there too! Can't you just wait until afterwards!"- Iwaizumi, looking for a volleyball to fling at Oiks head

"Hey guys-" YN showing up just in time

"YN! I have to give you something"- Oikawa, pulling out a beautiful necklace

"Torū 🥺"- YN now kissing Oikawa

Everyone stops ✋️ your team, the boys team, the random passersby!

"Wait- wait, Oikawa, you and YN?"- makki 😲

"Well I honestly didn't see that coming"- Mattsun

"Jesus christ YN! Really? Of all of us, Oikawa?"- Iwaizumi, perplexed 🤨

"Can you really blame me Iwa- he's so fun to tease"- YN 🤗

"YN-CHAN THATS NOT NICE"- oikawa, whining

"Shut up Oikawa"- You and Iwa in sync 🥰

[legosam321]

watched the ink tanks breakdown on ben 10,000 returns. here are some notes I took :P

headcannons i want to explain that this breakdown reminded me of. (sorry for bad spelling and grammer, these are notes not a proper place for my thoughts)

whenever i talk about the omnitrix, i am also talking about the ultimatrix unless stated otherwise.

fasttrack x9 eatle x6 clockwork x3 juryrigg x5

albedo fasttack x1

ult ben gave prime ben these aliens which then changed the outcome of the dagon arc which orginally let to ben not being worthy of the final trix but because of ult ben the timeline changed to have ben 10k be the true future (until ben 10k found out spanner was his son, which would lead to a new interpration of ben 10,000)

eon is a chronian, who after thousands of defeats by ben, gained a grudge against ben before his ego was compimised and, beliving all the bens was the most powerful being in the multiverse, started thinking he was a ben because how could a human be better than him?

chronians are unkillable, instead of dieing thet get put in cross-time.

if an alien is destroyed, the omnitrix gives physical form to bens concensinus which explains the ben rising from the dust or ben comming out of feedback. dose this mean ben is a clone of himself? it dosen't matter. he died before and nobody brings that up so why should this matter. chromoastone and diamondhead and do this naturally if exposed to the correct materials, which is in the omnitrix and is what lets bens consionuss survive.

it makes sense that ult swampfire is the weakest ult because if he gets his limbs torn off by something then he can just reatatch it or regrow it. while if say big chill got their limb taken off then they are dead. in a battle senerio there is less need for swampfire to evolve than other aliens because of his already powerful prevention against being killed.

petrosapien's crystals cannot age, however their small nevervous systems and few organs can (i plan to draw the inside of diamondhead one day on my tumbler @truespectros if you want to see what i mean)

ov eon didn't get destroyed by the time bomb, he merly traveled away to a blank dimension because if he found himself out to be not a ben he would have his reality that he created for himself destroyed. which i belive he eventully dose which makes him more insane and more of a threat.

eon looks like ult ben because he is a chronian and chronians can slowly change what they look like overtime due their slight reality warping powers (it would have taken maybe 500-750 years in order for eon's face to look like ult bens. however chronians are always changing their features and if not mentally preparing for which features they want changed or stayed the same they eventaully look like zombies, whcih explains ov eons look)

gwen dosen't use a lot of her most powerful spells a lot (like the freeze one in this episode) because she has to rechrage her magic. i would imagine it would be like d&d rules but instead of a few hours rest she might need a total of 24 hours rest. her anodite abilites, however do not have this limatation, which is why she prefers to use these.

the wind spell gwen keeps useing (cannot remember the name and the wikia spells list needed fixxing) is a spell that creates a wind power for the situation, so gwen is not 100% sure on the outcome. she can say i want it to fix this situation but it is not up to her how it could fix that sotuation. because of this randomness it is less energy to use than another spell of simiallr strength because magic isn't just about power but also mind.

eon wants an infinate ben army because he belives that ben is the blah best blah multiverse blah look at my last points please. so he captures them and enslaves them because he belives ben is best boy (power wise).

eon likes killing ben infintly. his goal is to not to ben the last ben but to make himself fully belive he is a ben.

this eon is relitivtly new in beliving he is an alternate ben here (like only 1,000 years) so he is still trying to justify him being a ben which means he comes to dumb conclusions.

ben and ult ben come to dumb colusions to this episode because they are so distracted they cannot make full sense of the situation. we will not take what either of them say as cannon.

ult ben did not transform into jetray. it was an animation and writing error. he changed into a new alien. dose this make sense? shut up.

way big and clockwork almost destroyed the hands of armengeddon. at this point kevin could hit it and destroy it. because it is timless it can not show age and/or damage.

this is a very young paradox. i like to think this is the youngest paradox we see, which is why he is wrong a lot. because he is not as knowledagable.

eon did not destroy the aliens dna from the omnitrix like what malewere done to feedback but rather destroyed their physical forms. the omnitrix is able to give them physical forms again if unlocked.

azmuth did not give the omnitrix back feedbacks dna because he knew ben needed go on a journey of self discovery before he gave him back feedback. the malewear fight merly gave ben a conclusion to that journey earlier then excpeted and also gave ben feedback back as a conwinsidance.

ult bens ultimatrix changed into the af omnitrix deseign beacuse as ben ages so dose his watch. just like what happened in af ep 1. this also explains the omnitrix defreance from os ben to os ben 10,000s omnitrixes.

ult ben and azmuth try to get along but this future ben is too inmature. ben never truly grows up in this timeline.

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Can i get a senerio with thunderhoof fucking another bot and his s/o comes in, there not bothered cuz this shit happens alot, but there work to be done, instead of waiting for him to finish, s/o gets an idea, they get behind thunderhoof and stroke his horns, which is something only s/o allowed to do in private and thunderhoof gets worked up and embarrassed a bit by it and s/o just calmy reads the report they where ment to give him

Oh you know what, this would be cute for like, a sort of ‘boss x assistant’ type shit? Let’s fuckinn, do it???

You had been working for Thunderhoof for almost two years at this point. Two years of him bossing you around, two years of you watching his empire grow, and two years of being his right hand. As in, you handled his calls, appointments, money management, as well as his heart. That’s right, the big bad Thunderhoof was dating his little assistant, for about a year and a half. Dating him while working was unlike other relationships, including his ‘meetings’. Aka, random mechs and fems that went to his office for a plowing. Be it he owed them money, they owed HIM money, or it was just some little hottie he picked off the side of the road. He was usually timely about this sort of thing, but today, he was dragging on. He was SUPPOSED to have heard your recent report (some boring property stuff that was nonetheless urgent) about ten minutes ago. But no, he was still busy fucking around in his office. You sighed.

“Frags sake, I have to do EVERYTHING around here.”

You gathered the report in question, and walked up to the office door, letting yourself in. The random bot he was plowing covered their face, as if they had been caught in the act. You rolled your optics, walking right up to Thunderhoof. You were about to speak, before he huffed.

“Doll, I’m in the middle of somethin’ here.”

“Your report is-”

“Later.”

Thunderhoof may have been a moose, but he was stubborn as a bull. He forced the bot in his hands to turn, giving it to them from behind. You mentally swore. You weren’t going to let his horny needs get in the way of your schedule. Even if he looked like he was having a blast, fucking away at this random valve, he needed to hurry the hell up. You set the report down, and walked right up to Thunderhoof, placing your hands on his shoulders. His thrusts didnt stop, and for a moment, he didn’t even notice you were there. Then you grabbed his antlers, right at that perfect spot, where they met his head. He tried to turn to look at you, but you kept his helm still.

“I got some random glitch here, you can’t-”

“Shut up, and keep going.”

Thunderhoof could fuck anyone and everyone, situation be dammed. But only YOU were allowed to grab his antlers like that. Only YOU were allowed to graze your touch alongside it, only YOU were allowed to dip your servos between the stubs of his horns. He grumbled, clearly not wanting to admit just how much he liked being touched there. In private, he was all about it, even getting on his knees to beg for more. But with you pressed against his back, fondling his antlers like a fresh set of tits, you could see the shame rise to his cheeks. You even went so far as to give them a good yank, making him swear on the spot. You had only been at this for a minute tops, but you knew him very, very well. How he took his coffee, who he liked and didn’t like, and how he liked to be played with. So full of pride, yet ready to give it all away for just one, good moment of your hands on his antlers. He was huffing and puffing like a freight train, and you could tell just from the look on his face, that his spike was throbbing something fierce. Was it any wonder that he overloaded with a loud swear just a moment after, hoof stomping onto the floor hard enough to leave a dent?

He turned to you, trying to force himself to look angry.

“You should know better than to pull that shit when I’m fuckin’ some-”

You silenced him by making sure your grip on his rack was nice and firm.

“I take it you’ll be good enough to listen to that report now?”

He nodded, almost meekly. Where would he be without you?

[b000mbayah]

𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐄->

Hello, welcome to my tumblr where I write for kpop girlgroups.

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At the moment, I only write for girl groups, but that may change at some point in the future, but until then, I currently write for

-Twice

-Itzy

-Red velvet

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-(G)I-dle

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