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I have a plan. It's horrible and will hurt everyone I love but it is o so funny
#ok so basically I want to dance on my own grave#for that I need the corps of a clone#I'm going to disappear for several years and let them find the corps#they will make a funeral thinking it's me#BOOM#grave acquired B-)#i come back with a boombox#boumbox...#booum box ?????#the big thingy that make music really loud#and play classical on it or something like that#or blue's clues#(din't make the playlist yet)#and dance on my own grave#I do find my self funny yes#I better#I live with my self 24h a day after all#random though of the day
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driving with nct dream
(this is slightly self indulgent bc i recently got my driver’s license)
mark
passenger princess! takes his position on aux very seriously, he has a specific playlist for driving with you. lowkey gets sassy about anyone moving his seat lmao. pays for all your drive thru trips since you don’t let him pay for gas. loves it when you take him to deserted roads and teach him how to drive. (except if you drive stick shift, he’s not having any of that).
renjun
literally makes you feel so safe. never speeds. rests your joint hands on his lap <3. not shy to use the car honk. swerves when he sees birds on the road (“jun, they can fly”). you bond by road raging together. turns and smiles at you at red lights. lets you put cute stickers on his dashboard and sun visor. his car smells SO nice. always opens your door for you!!!
jeno
drives stick shift. you hate that you can’t hold his hand, but watching him change gears makes up for it. keeps hair pins/ties or a hat for you in his car bc he likes driving with the windows down. never sees potholes. automatically puckers his lips for a kiss whenever you’re getting in his car. pretends to be annoyed when you ask for starbucks (he is ecstatic).
haechan
definitely a curb hitter. y’all split driving 50/50 between you. basically karaoke on wheels (y’all are somehow even louder than the music). his hand is on your thigh, regardless of who’s driving. you can never finish a trip without getting a little treat, and he just GETS it. you always sit in the car for 5-10 mins both when leaving to and getting back from anywhere.
jaemin
only drives when you’re too tired/intoxicated to. otherwise insists on being your passenger princess. takes candid pictures of you bc “you look hot when you drive”. don’t put him in charge of directions, you will miss three turns and be late. keeps a small bottle of his cologne in your car. brings you a lil snack from inside if you’re picking him up from his place.
chenle
music is for background noise only. running errands together and chatting on the way is a main pillar of your rs sorry. puts his arm behind your headrest when reversing bc he knows you find it attractive. hardcore backseat driver whenever you drive. puts one of those storage thingies in his car bc he’s SICK of finding random chapsticks and candy wrappers everywhere.
jisung
only likes driving when he’s with you. hand on your thigh always (does the thumb thing without realizing). only lets go to mom arm you. has a blanket in the trunk for your stargazing dates. gets pouty when it’s time to drop you home. can NOT park (no pun intended). you guys always play those road-trip games like parents on vacation.
#nct#nct dream#nct imagines#nct fluff#nct scenarios#nct dream fluff#nct dream imagines#nct dream scenarios#nct fic#nct dream timestamps#nct x reader#nct dream x reader#nct jeno#nct mark#nct jaemin#nct haechan#nct jisung#nct chenle#nct renjun#nct reactions#nct dream reactions#nct headcanons
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GUYS I HAVE ISSUES AND NO EXCUSES LEFT BUT IT MAY TAKE ME AGES AND U MAY NOT EVEN GET IT IN THE END WHO KNOWS LOL ANYWAYS
200 follower event thingy under the cut :D
for ppl new to my blog, intro post is here <3
lol click this: 🌿🌺🍂🌼
anyways
tysm to everyone who has followed me :D
please only send one request at a time
but feel free to drop literally as many asks in my inbox as u want <333
for mutuals/followers <3
✨ — i make u a moodboard. please lmk if u want something specific or i'll do it based on your blog (i honestly love doing moodboards so if u want this i am encouraging u to ask lol)
❓ — i'll give you a random fun fact about literally anything. could be about a book character or sea creature or anything in between.
🎵 — send me a any song. i'll listen to it and give u my honest opinion on it
❔ — ask me any literally question about myself. i will try to answer as honestly as i can. unless it's something i'm not comfortable with
🥀 — if u ever need to be cheered up, send an ask and i'll tell u why you're an amazing person and i'm so glad you're here <3
for moots/ppl who i'm close with only
🌷 — i'll make u a handwritten letter and tell u why i'm literally so grateful for u <3
🎶— lmk what your music taste is like. what artists or what genre or whatever. and i'll make u a really short playlist :D
🌱— honestly i'm running out of ideas here but i don't want there to be only two things in this section cause that's not aesthetic lol. so if there's anything else that i haven't included feel free to send an ask and i'll probably do it unless i dont want to lol
ok that's all <3
this is will end when i unpin this lol
all the above photos are not mine, i got them off of pintrest.
the beautiful dividers are linked here. these are by @saradika-graphics she is a literal star these dividers are so good
#ari's 200 followers event#im actually so scared that no one's going to see this 😭#praying ppl see this#im just scared#idek why 😭😭😭
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ALL ABOUT MY BLOG & I
My name is Angel, but I have a plethora of names! Like Gelie, Mari, Jello, Yhhh. That’s actually all I can think of. Props to having a long name that results in 47 different nicknames.
🔊 I love astrology, playing random ass video games, writing, making my own characters, music, burning down my kitchen, and redacted audios!!! ♓︎
🛜 (they/he/she/it) - Queer - Gendervoid
💿 Sometimes I can't stop posting and sometimes I'm off of socials for like... a week
🇵🇷 Proud Chinese American-Puerto Rican <3 I live in the United States, sooo. 🇨🇳
💫 I also make icons! All of my redacted audios pfps and icons are free to use without credit and can be found under the first tag on this post 🌀
ALSO! I RUN A DISCORD SERVER FOR REDACTED AUDIOS!!! Join us! 13+ ^^ (We keep it PG-13 and inclusive. We want to create a safe space for everyone to talk.) We are from all around the globe, from Russia to the U.S.A!! We would love to have you. JOIN NOW!!!
My favorite storyline is PROBABLY Project meridian and or the D.A.M.N storyline! I love Morgan and Camelopardalis (Omg look at me wanting to be SO different LOL) I make a lot of shitty (amazing) headcanons and content for redacted. I have like. 20 playlists for redacted that I am constantly updating, so check them out down below. :]
@MoronKyne on YouTube, TikTok, Discord, Tumblr, and AO3 ;) Might get like a twitter or something idk
The link for my spotify profile for all of my redacted playlists~!
Also yes this is a redacted centered blog bc I’m not really THAT DEEP into any other fandoms rn but I will link blogs if I make them in the future.
LASKO, DAVID, AND MORGANS BLINKIES THINGYS ARE BY @milogreer—I DID THE BIG “MORONKYNE” THING ON A WEBSITE, THO.
#morons icons#aaaaugh#introductory post#pinned intro#hiii#ive been here for like a moth#guys is this post aesthetic enough#I love morgan#moronkyne
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genuinely not a request for headcanons or anything, i just saw you replied to the earlier question and i was curious, what do you think would be rodricks biggest turn on? like something completely random that would just yk
love ur fics lol <33 would nominate you to write a spin off minho book for james dasher officially 🤞🏼🤞🏼
I've always seen people do these little character ask thingies and they look quite fun, so this is my first time actually getting one. (Also looks like it's time for me to make my DOAWK tag.)
ANYWAY.
I honestly have no idea. I know that's, like, the most boring response I could've given but hear me out.
Rodrick canonically gets none. The man is a massive virgin, and no woman would touch him with a ten foot pole for the entire trilogy (we don't count the unforgivable fourth movie or the current animated series. Not on this blog.) Literally, the man was pining for attention from anything and got nothing in return.
So, I think from complete lack of experience (and desperation), he's probably stuck in the constant horny useless teenager vibe. Like, this man is the reason dress codes are so strict.
Cover your shoulders, ladies - Rodrick is on the loose.
Though, on a more wholesome note, I genuinely think that Rodrick's biggest turn-on would be something to do with music.
Imagine the scene; you and Rodrick are hanging out, goofing off- being dickheads, if you will. And, to Rodrick's horror, his heaviest of music comes on the playlist: metal, screaming, distortion - the works. And instead of making fun of him, you start head-banging and singing along.
Well, you could take him then and there, the bastard just fell in love.
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HEY. HEYEYYYY. NEW INTRO‼️
HEHEYYEYEYEYY!!!!!!! im pickle!!!! i use they/them and im a bit silly!!!!!
heres *important things you should know about me:
SO. i am very incoherent like,,, all the time😭if youre my mutual you can def vouch 4 me! if you ever dont understand anything im saying lmk and ill tell youuu!
schools currently kicking ya enbys butt so i may not post as much as id like to :( sorryyy!!!
for some reason my dms dont work like more than half of the time HASHUSHAHAUSH,,,,,, if you ever wanna talk shoot me an ask or slide into my dms! idm at all!!!
heres some stuff i like!!!! the bold thingys r my hyperfixations atm!!
big city greens
weezer (HELPP this is embarrassing)
tmnt
ween
south park
ducktales
bluey
annnd the simpsons!
and lastly,, heres some other stuff about me!
UMUM i selfship! im lowkey embarrassed ab it so i dont post ab my ocs as much anymore but YA.
i may ramble on here but i try not to!!!! lmk if i should like…. make a sideblog where i ramble n stuff
i have an ao3 account!!! its named pickleshark :3
i love music!!!!!!!!!! i love everything ab it so dont mind if i ever post random chatacter playlists on here
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my memorys super stinky and i forget who i do/dont send asks too so ignore if i did hehe; im sending asks to people with 'ask me anything' in their bio thingy; feel free to answer or not, or however youd like!
what is your favorite holiday or occasion/theme?
what fragrance/scents put you in a good mood?
what kind of weather do you love?
if you could have a dream about anything, what would you dream about?
what kind of treats do you love/make you feel happy?
what's your favorite hands-on activity (or what would you like to try)?
what kind of music are you craving/listening to right now?
what's something that makes you smile/laugh when you think about it?
I love asks! ty! ♡
Favorite holiday/occasion/theme:
Mabon and weddings.
What fragrance/scent puts you in a good mood?
Petrichor and cinnamon/pie spices.
What kind of weather do you love?
That summer thing where it rains gently but the sun is still shining and the color green gets super saturated.
The kind of still, perfect temperature where you almost can't even feel the air, and it's dark but the sky is clear and you can see the stars.
When it's going to rain, hard, but not yet, and there's the sneaking undercurrent of a breeze, too low to be wind, and it's the kind of uncanny dim where you have no frame of reference for the time of day, and everything in the world seems to be holding its breath.
I like liminal weather.
If you could dream about anything?
I have no idea how to answer this one, haha. I'm always dreaming.
Treats that make you happy?
Cheesecake is the first thing that comes to mind. I eat it very rarely, but it's delicious. The consistency is very rich and satisfying.
My mom used to do homemade cheesecake sometimes, and I have a serious nostalgia for grasshopper (mint/chocolate) in particular.
My husband and I pilgrimmage to the Cheesecake Factory around Valentine's Day most years. (I think my favorite there is the mango lime flavor.)
Oh gods. Tiramisu. I go crazy for tiramisu.
What's your favorite hands-on activity (or what would you like to try)?
A fascinating new one: I just learned how to tack up and ride a horse for the first time! I did it for research/writing, but now I really want to ride a horse again. It was very cool. I got the info I needed for my fic, but I don't think I've yet figured out the vocabulary to really fully describe the experience. Very stimmy, though; soothing and exciting. That good riding posture, man. I get it now. I get why people love horses.
Current music:
Pretty much just constantly on my D&D and fanfic playlists. Here's kind of a random selection...
"Start a War" by Klergy/Valerie Broussard is stuck in my head rn.
"Two Gypsies" by Solace is what I listen to about Ezra's mom.
"The Pines" by Roses & Revolutions is for my Immortality fic.
"Lover. Fighter." by SVRCINA has been a good all-purpose one.
"The Empire of Winds" by Alpine Universe is just a serious vibe.
"Dracula" by Bea Miller is one of my latest bops.
"No F.E.A.R." by Madalen Duke, also fun.
Something that makes you smile/laugh when you think about it?
Embarrassing old men.
(I was going to add something to that, but I literally just wrote it and busted up, so. I guess that's it. 🤣)
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hiii! i was gonna send you that ask you sent me but i saw that someone has already sent it (sorry again, i was too late)
SO INSTEAD, i saw you reblogged a 98-question ask list thingy(?) on 5th march and i have a few questions for you
i love learning random things about people and i'd love to ask all the questions, but i always have the time to ask more later ig
for now, though, i wonder 6, 12, 23, 25, 28, 72 and 95 <3
im am SO SO SO SORRY for the extremely late reply, I've been busy 😭😭😭
6) pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? all of them are amazing but i think my style personally is probably more grunge and boho
12) name of your favorite playlist? i have a playlist called "if i was a coming of age movie" and its really like teenager-esque and I love it
23) strange habits? oof, um i do crack my joins a lot (i know that it's not good) and nail biting, although I have stopped that habit mostly (yay!) but sometimes it come backs
25) first song you remember hearing? I remember that "good 4 u" by olivia rodrigo was like the first song that I ACTUALLY paid attention to that got me into her music and music in general lol i think thats one of the reasons why I'm such a fan of hers :P
28) five songs to describe you? whyyyyy i love so many songs lol so american by olivia rodrigo, fuck, i luv my friends by renforshort, One Day by Lovejoy, Ribs by Lorde, Whip My Hair by WILLOW
72) worst subject? i think anything that really just comes under like social studies or whatever like I just suck at understanding all that shit
95) favorite app on your phone? honestly its probably interest rn, I've made so many new interest boards in the past week to the point that its becoming a problem
THANK YOUUUU <333333
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Hi! I reblog alot of posts and make art and occasionally fanfics :)
Feel free to tag me in things and send asks and requests! (i don't make anything nsfw, proship, etc.)
Currently working on:
-nothing (I have so many wips, but no motivation to work on them)
Fandoms I'm into right now:
-hunter x hunter
-mp100
-atla
-naruto
But don't let this stop you from asking for things from other fandoms!! I'm always up to participate in things I'm not currently insane about :)
Tags, side blogs, and moots below cut
Specific tags (I'll put them on this post so they're easier to find):
- art (my art stuff, I know I have some art that isn't properly tagged, but that stuff has been lost to time at this point)
- my writing (it's my writing, obv)
- playlist (any playlists or music I decide to share)
- goodnight everybody (I put this on posts when I'm planning on going to bed, feel free to bully me if I'm online afterward)
Side blogs:
@smudged-kaleidoscope (my account for personal stuff or random thoughts so they don't clog this one up anymore)
@antoniturtle (my rottmnt oc :D)
@mutant-teenage-turtle-ninjas (my tmnt version)
@mob-pirate-au (my mp100 au, nothing is really there yet, but I have so many ideas for it)
@tlrrottmntau (my future Mikey rottmnt au, yes I have 3 tmnt side blogs. Idek how that happened tbh)
Fandom-related tags (also on this post)
- rottmnt human designs (exactly what it says, my rise human designs)
- spider troy (should technically be spider-troy but whatever, Troy Barnes from community as Spider-Man)
- time loop twins (my rottmnt time loop thingy)
- spray paint and stickers (my shellshocked au)
- skele sep au (my rottmnt sep au)
- batfam flock au (au where all the bat kids are Robin)
Super epic gamer mutuals for whom I would fight a thousand foes 💞💞💞
@roboobin
@gerawrd-xd
@obsidian-order-of-course
@kennethplus
@marsupialmode
@doppel-dean-er
@zenashisntgaming
@meowsogynist
@gayestclarinet
@f43g0
If we're moots and u wanna be added to this list just interact with this post :)
#i edit this post alot#so don't be confused if you notice changes lol#art#my writing#playlist#goodnight everybody#rottmnt human designs#spider troy#time loop twins#spray paint and stickers#skele sep au#batfam flock au
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Hi! okay, this might be weird, and you can totally ignore this, but do you listen to anything while you write? I write a lot, but have a hard time with silence, but I can't usually listen to the stuff I listen to when I draw(my brain can't compute words while I write unless I'm talking to someone, and people ask too many questions). I love you're writing, and was wondering if you have advice???? Sorry if this makes you uncomfortable and for rambling.
tldr: what do you listen to while writing/do you listen to stuff while writing
This isn’t weird at all in fact I would love to give you advice.
Now my situation may be different from your typical writer because I’m a hardcore musician.
I actually don’t listen to a specific genre tbh, I just listen to anything that sounds nice. I don’t even pay attention to the words.
I think the type of music people listen to when writing depends on the person so not everything will fit obviously.
I tend to listen to Splatoon or Eurovision music (they’re funny ok) only because they give me excitement.
Even though I’m a mainly classical musician I really don’t listen to classical other than dramatic ass orchestral music. And people literally say like “listen to classical music to improve focus” which is true, but for me, I can’t get the creative juices without some random songs playing through.
(DO NOT force yourself to listen to classical music because of scientific benefits)
If I were you, I would pick something that you can enjoy.
It can be a playlist about idk whatever you write about or some guy screaming pickle in your ear.
Either way, what really matters is what you get done.
My ADHD makes me do my pacing thingy often times when I’m writing so I get distracted but in the end I still get things done.
So take multiple writing sessions while listening to anything you enjoy and find what fits best.
(This is honestly such shit advice help)
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Tag game thingy; "shuffle your repeat playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten ppl"
Idk what a repeat playlist is since I use yt music and only listen to files I have downloaded on my phone, so I'll just use the song randomizer option (• ▽ •;)
1- Retrospective 53 Minutes (album by ZUN) - Hiroshige No36 Neo SuperExpress
2- Frenzy love - LiLAC
3- Iguamalolxd - won listenT_T
4- Anika - In the name of passion
5- Rammstein - Stripped
6- Night Tempo - Mint
7- Dan Forden - The tomb (MK4 OST)
8- In flames - Colony
9- MKDA OST - Quan Chi's fortress
10- Neo fresco - Sublimation
Thanks to @citrus-sprouts for tagging me! And uuuh I guess I'll tag @rockman-x @hatenayousei @merryfortune (pls don't feel obligated lol) and whoever wants to do this, I'm too shy to tag 10 users at once 🏃
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Hey there I know I'm asking a random Tumblr writer but I saw y'all talking about studying and such,can you guys please give me advice on studying effectively? My parents don't know how to help and I'm genuinely like..dumb, but I will try my best , I am trying my best but it's just not working,I'm at the brink of giving up but I believe that I can do it but the goal is soo.far.away. , great now I'm teary eyed. Academically sexy people please help
i LOVE giving study tips <33333333 no one usually listens to me but maybe these will help you ^-^)
depending on the subject its best to have a color system with pens or markers/highlighters, keep it at 3 colors to start and then add more as you see fit YOU DON"T NEED NO FANCY MARKERS GO BUY CRAYOLA OR OFF BRAND MARKERS AINT NO ONE JUDGING YOU///ex. blue-review/exam questions you got wrong to go back and study, red- impt terms/remember this, black- examples/dates/names/lecture notes
PLEASE- write a mini review/summary of what you learned that day/ch like on a sticky note or make a journal/google doc just for reviews or even on the textbook, having smt to look back on will help refresh your memory b4 the exam VS being like me and spending a whole weekend reviewing 80 chapters but not being able to really understand it and failing my exam by a point UGH
if you fail just suck it up and keep going, i still need to remind myself this but like as long as you pass be it the lowest score possible or the highest as long as you make it by the borderline score that's all that matters
READ THE CHAPTER/MATERIAL B4HAND, omg this helped me soooooooo much and also on a sticky or separate sheet of paper/or like doodle a question mark write questions abt what you didn't understand and then see if the teacher answers them during class, if they don't ask them after class
there are no dumb questions period, its the teacher's job to help you learn as a student, say your question no matter how silly or simple bc chances are there are 5 other kids thinking the same thing, if the teacher gives you attitude abt it bc there are some that do ask the internet and others in class maybe they'll be able to help/
make a study playlist/collection, i have a youtube playlist dedicated to classical music, lofi, video game soundtracks, or chinese instrumentals to listen to while i study bc it just makes it more pleasant and my house is too noisy so i just listen to music and study
DRINK WATER!!! and snack on smt too
do yourself a favor and try the 25 min study and 5 min break method, just when you do your break actually get up and walk around or use the bathroom don't just sit there, and come back ontime
do a little tracker thingy, like make check boxes/list of what you need to do and give yourself the joy of filling in all the boxes with a check or sticker and reward youreslf afterwards
keep track of your deadlines <333 like make a reminder on your phone or sticky note it
if you geniunely can't study or feel stuck stop for the day and take a shower, go watch smt nice, play your pizza game on your phone, or eat a meal, you shouldn't be studying 24/7 you're only human
i can do more but i feel like you'll get too scared but one more impt thing is to never ever ever call yourself dumb or look down on your progress, the you you are now is completely different from january you, acknowledge what you've done and take a moment to feel proud of yourself, you did good <3
if you have any other tips and tricks that've helped you plz share in the ask box or comment on this post plz and thank you, hope this helps anon
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Music thingy
(thank you @flawedfemalecharacter for the tag)
so the rules are: you put your playlist on shuffle. for each question, choose a lyric from the random song that comes up (if the song has little to no lyrics you can skip) also make sure to put the name of the song and the artist
how would you describe yourself in one sentence?
This place is so empty, my thoughts are so tempting I don't know how it got so bad - pieces by sum 41 (lmfao fuck)
2. what kind of (libra) are you?
Love can touch us one time And last for a lifetime And never let go 'til we're gone - my heart will go on by celine dion
3. you're visiting your favorite spot, what are you thinking about?
I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said - if i could turn back time by cher
4. if your life was a movie, what would the first review say?
Here's my story, it's sad but true - runaround sue by dion
5. what would you title your memoir?
"Who's there?" No one - better in time by leona lewis
6. what would you say about your best friends?
I know I'll be there at the end of the day - broken hearted girl by beyonce
7. what was your life motto when you were a teenager?
I am a little divided Do I stay or run away And leave it all behind? - times like these by foo fighters
8. describe your current aesthetic
Elderly stars slide down the morning sky Slipping away to find a place to die I wonder when the night will reach its end 'Cause sleep is not my friend - shampain by marina
9. whats a lyric they will quote at your eulogy?
So I start a revolution from my bed 'Cause you said the brains I had went to my head - dont look back in anger by oasis
10. what would your soulmates first impression be upon meeting you?
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinkin' alone - piano man by billy joel
tagging @fredheads @silverloke @peachyaliien @bbygirlbilly @pleasdonttalktome
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Ok since I did the random songs from your playlist in shuffle mode thingy quite recently, and it brought me a non to little amount of serotonin, I am creating a shufflemancy list ( like divination through shuffeling songs in a playlist) for fun.
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So 2023 is quite new so here are some promts to ask the music.
(Also and this should go without saying you dont have to fill out all the promts to take part in this , just the ones you like to)
Ok here we go:
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How is/are my (___) going to be in 2023:
Love life
Friendships
Family conections
Creativety/ hobbys
Work related stuff
Gender
Sexuality/ oriantation
And aditional a vibe check for each month if you want to do 12 more
( you can ofcause only do the monthly vibes aswell)
Now how does it work
Get a playlist
Put it on shuffle
Ask a specific question ( just yes or no questions usually dont work that great)
Think of a nuber you feel drawn to and hit shuffle that amount of times
The song you land on is your answer
Interpretations can be
The title
Lyrics
The vibe of the music in general
Cover art
Personal stuff you conect with the song
Personal stuff you know about the artist that wrote it
Ok now have fun
Dont take it to seriously
And maybe remember in December and check what did and did not come true
#how is 2023#lgbt pride#divination#song divination#shufflemancy#lgbtq#lgbtqia+#music#music lists#music shuffle
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Really tempted to do the spotify wrapped Apple Music replay art challenge thingy again but my current 2024 Replay playlist is like a minefield. Like oh my god. So many random super weird af songs not to mention I went thru my gacha phase again this year. God. And then the songs that I didn’t actually listen to they’re just in my playlist and I guess popped up enough times to show up even tho I don’t like them that much anymore. This thing is a mess.
#send a number 1-100 for me to draw life series with a song from it LMAO 😭😭😭#nah cuz last time I had ppl give characters and such if they wanted and IT WORKED SO WELL? like bro it should not have been so lucky
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More random Good Omens prompts/imaginings from the depths of my brain
First part here, third part here
As ever, if you'd like to use one or more of these points as inspiration for art or fic, feel free! Just tag me in the end result, 'cos I'd love to see it :D
(adding a read-more thingy b/c LOOOONG rambling post)
Aziraphale's puttering gently around the bookshop, and Crowley's slouching around, admiring him and smiling besottedly. Azzy eventually spots him and asks how long he's been doing that. "Quite a while," Crowley replies. "You're the most beautiful being in all creation." This catches Azzy right in the still-slightly-shaky self-esteem, and he has to bury his face in Crowley's shoulder for a bit. Once he's recovered, he realises that his faithful serpent seems to be working up to a Significant Question and fidgeting with something in his pocket, so he steps back to give Crowley space to ask. Besotted Snek stutters his way through fragments of a pre-planned speech that's mostly swan-dived out of his memory, before mentally going 'sod it' and saying words to the effect of, "We've more or less been emotionally married for millennia at this point." [holds out open ring box] "Want to formalise it?" Aziraphale: [loud excited squeals through which the word 'YES!!!!!!!!!' can be at least somewhat distinguished] Once the ring's on his finger, Azzy pulls a ring box out of his own pocket and proffers it to Crowley, conveying his own question via squeaks, eyebrow movements, hand gestures and full-body wiggles because he's so happy and excited that he's temporarily lost the capacity for coherent speech. When the ring's on Crowley's finger, they both have a bit of a 'holy crap, did we just get ENGAGED???? Are we FIANCES now????? :D' moment before smooching each other's faces off
Azzy and Crowley discussing wedding plans, deciding against a church ceremony (for many very obvious reasons) and a simple registry office thing (feels a bit...mundane), eventually going for a handfasting-type ceremony at Tadfield Manor (in the garden, because Azzy finds expansive indoor spaces with fluorescent lighting a bit triggering), with guests including the Shopkeepers' Association, Shadwell and Madame Tracy, Anathema and Newt, the Them, and Muriel <3 Speeches and toasts about 6000 years of slow burn love and "my angel, who makes eternity worthwhile" and "my demon -- my wily old serpent who led me to salvation", a first dance to A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square, an eclectic playlist that ranges from Shostakovitch to Saint-Saens* and Queen (We Are The Champions, Somebody To Love etc) and Velvet Underground (Sunday Morning, I'll Be Your Mirror, Pale Blue Eyes etc) <3 General all-round romantic loveliness! *(I picked this 'cos Azzy's listening to Danse Macabre in S2E3 when he's talking to the Bentley about 'classical music that stays classical music')
The Ineffable Husbands are wandering around, hand in hand, being happy and adorable and completely in love, when they happen to walk past one of those loud obnoxious street preachers, who calls out to them with some religious remark that hits directly on a raw point. Aziraphale instantly drops from cheery bonhomie to steely, icy civility, coldly telling the preacher, "I have neither the time nor the patience to explain just how offensively wrong you are. Kindly leave. Now." No miracles required -- the preacher is so intimidated that they scurry off immediately, and Azzy is able to cheer back up after a few moments of staring at his wily, precious ol' serpent <3
Muriel nips into GMCOGMD for a soothing chamomile tea after an all-hands meeting in Heaven that was supposed to be about the Second Coming but didn't go quite according to plan >:D Nina points them towards Crowley, who's gloomily consuming mug after mug of the strongest espresso she can legally sell him. Muriel goes over and, after the initial couple beats of awkwardness, tells him, "I think we're going to need a new metaphor." C: "Huh?" M: "Because if a, um, murder hornet or something gets into a beehive..." [C. perks up a bit and deploys his Left Eyebrow] "...I don't think it'd spread absolute unbridled chaos..." [C. starts smirking affectionately] "...simply by being unrelentingly lovely to the worker drones!" [C. cackles delightedly, startling everyone in the coffee shop] C: "Ohohohoho, Aziraphale, you absolute BEAUTY!!! Hahahahaha!"
In an attempt to keep Aziraphale in line when his psychological break from Heaven becomes increasingly obvious, the Metatron has Sandalphon give Crowley's block of flats the Sodom-and-Gomorrah treatment with him inside it, while Azzy is forced to watch. Afterwards, Azzy starts wearing a black armband of mourning, and as a piece of stubborn, bloody-minded contrariness and rebellion, deliberately makes it larger and more elaborate whenever anyone comments on it (sometimes twice in a row, e.g. 'That armband...' *ka-elaborate!* '...Are you going to do that *every* time someone comments on it??' *Looks them dead in the eye and ka-elaborates again*) -- especially when he starts to suspect that Crowley survived. He did, of course, thanks to a Nice & Accurate letter from Anathema Device that gave him enough notice to be able to pack up his stuff *and* evacuate the other residents with all their possessions! By the time the Ineffable Husbands are reunited, Azzy's armband is so large and elaborate that it covers his entire upper left arm in an intricate braid of gilt-edged black and red leather with subtle snake designs everywhere -- it ends up hanging in pride of place on the living room wall of their South Downs cottage :D
Crowley fretting over a traumatised, just-escaped-from-Heaven Aziraphale -- cuddling him, wrapping him in blankets, cuddling him some more, stroking and nuzzling his face and hair, and so on... Someone (who Crowley's already a bit miffed at) incautiously ventures to ask why he's acting this way, to which Crowley calmly and coldly replies, "When I was crawling out of a lake of boiling sulphur after the Fall, I really needed hugs and comfort and soft blankets, but there was nothing. No-one was offering. I had to deal with that trauma alone. Aziraphale might not have Fallen, but he's lost a load-bearing part of his identity in a similarly traumatic way, and I am NOT going to make him go through that on his own. If you have anything so crass as an objection, the door's over there [points]. Don't let it hit you on your way out." [proceeds to glare until they back down]
Aziraphale just barely escaping Heaven, fleeing to the bookshop pretty much via homing instinct, and desperately scrubbing out the summoning circle before the trauma catches up to him and he keels over into Crowley's arms
During the course of preventing-the-Second-Coming planning, Crowley takes to wandering aimlessly around the bookshop, clutching Azzy's cuddly grey cardigan like a security blanket
The Ineffable Husbands accurately narrating each other's body language and facial expressions from opposite ends of a long-distance phone call because they just know each other THAT well <3 (audibly acrobatic Left Eyebrow!!! The Full-Body Wiggles!!!)
One of the Ineffables getting a bit morose about what'll happen if the Second Coming isn't stopped and sadly quoting, "Dies irae, dies illa..." and the other announcing their presence by completing the sentence with "...solvet saeclum in favila. But it won't come to that." [reassuring squeeze to the other's shoulder]
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