#random mama bada thoughts

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Am I the only one who noticed?????

[spellbounding-slytherin]

OK so like...I just wanted to look up the tag "mischief managed" and ended up saving like 159369 photos of Tom Hiddleston.....not fair Tumblr....not fair....

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Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES.

[mackies-thoughts]

Life in Music

Music has always been a major part of my life, so naturally my life can be defined by what music I was listening to at the time. I will listen to my music on shuffle and say “Oh, I remember listening to this in [insert random moment in time here]”. Thus a definitive list of my life in music is born!

Fall 2018

Shawn Mendes album (I listened to this on repeat while suffering through my online algebra assignments)

Youngblood - 5SOS album (I listened to this for the first time packing for winter break!)

Oye Como Va - Tito Puente (this was discovered during my World Music class and my roommate and I would listen to it over and over again)

Duck Tails theme song (again, my roommate and I have weird taste in music I guess)

Killer Queen - 5SOS

Polaroid - Jonas Blue, Liam Payne & Lennon Stella

Fine - Spencer Sutherland (I would listen to this song on repeat at least 15 times in a row)

Shotgun - George Ezra (My dad got me into this song)

Still New York - MAX and Joey Bada$$

8 Letters (album) - Why Don’t We (the beginning of a lovely obsession)

Happier - Marshmello (DO NOT watch this music video, whatever you do)

Have It All - Jason Mraz (This is a super specific memory but I was listening to this walking to Centennial Hall and it put me in such a good mood which algebra class ruined immediately)

LANY (album) - LANY

Spring 2019

Dan and Shay - all albums (but I like the Obsessed album the best I think)

Unbelievable - Why Don’t We (the best WDW song to date, I will fight people on this)

Don’t Change - Why Don’t We

Phases - PRETTYMUCH (I remember many cold mornings at 7 am walking to Chemistry and listening to this on repeat)

If I Can’t Have You - Shawn Mendes (I remember driving to surprise our best friend at his college graduation and blasting this song with the windows down, such a fun day!)

Look What God Gave Her - Thomas Rhett (I have a specific memory of driving to Walmart with my roommate and choosing this song to listen to)

Someone to You - BANNERS (this song was used in After and I saw that with my roommate and another friend during Block Party weekend)

NIKES - Jake Miller

Here With Me - Marshmello feat. CHVRCHES (I listened to this one so much that my roommate actually banned me from listening to it around her because she was so sick of it)

Love Me Less - MAX & Quinn XCII

Who Do You Love - The Chainsmokers & 5SOS

I Don’t Belong In This Club - Why Don’t We & Macklemore (pretty sure there’s a video of me singing this song very poorly 😂)

comethru - Jeremy Zucker (feat. Bea Miller)

Cody Simpson - all new albums (this obsession started after I saw him in Anastasia on a trip to New York and I’m now in love, he has such a summer vibe in all of his newer music)

Fall 2019 (aka worst semester everrr)

Kill My Mind - Louis Tomlinson (anxiously waiting for Walls to release!!)

Yellow Hearts - Ant Saunders (courtesy of TikTok)

Fine Line (album) - Harry Styles (my roommate became obsessed with Watermelon Suger so I thought she would become obsessed like me - thought wrong; the video for Adore You dropped and I watched it while getting ready one morning to which my roommate said “What the heck are you watching?”)

Ophelia - The Lumineers (TikTok again, I might be obsessed)

5SOS - Sounds Good Feels Good album and Teeth (this semester made me feel angsty and SGFG definitely helps with that)

Colors (EP) - Jacob Whitesides (I may have cried out of pride listening to this the first time which was as soon as it was released)

What Am I - Why Don’t We (changed my mind, this is the best WDW song)

Next to Normal soundtrack (watched a bootleg of this on YouTube and cried)

Flicker (album) - Niall Horan (I’m a bad fan but I just now listened to this album...oops. It was on repeat studying in the library for finals with my roommate)

Put a Little Love on Me - Niall Horan

Nice to Meet Ya - Niall Horan (this song excited me because he speaks French and the only class I enjoyed this semester was French so)

Suburban Girl - Lostboycrow (I jam hard to this song, I was listening to a chill playlist while doing laundry and that’s how I discovered this song)

10,000 Hours - Dan and Shay (I also listened to this one on repeat as soon as it came out, along with Kill My Mind)

Mother - Charlie Puth (I saw this king in concert and he will forever be one of my favs)

Things That We Drink To - Morgan Wallen (I discovered him on a band bus ride back from Shippensburg University and I fell in love with this Australian country singer)

Aaand during winter break I have been listening to High School Musical: The Musical: The Series which I was ready to hate but I’m actually in love with!

Spring 2020 - aka Corona Virus University

Goldfish Crackers - Good Revere (best TikTok dance everrrr, my roommate and I are obsessed with it and we do it together a lot, even if it is just over FaceTime)

Heartbreak Weather (album) - Niall Horan (so so amazing, I could listen to it over and over for the rest of my life which may or not be happening)

CALM (album) - 5 Seconds of Summer (again, great album and have it on repeat)

Common Sense - Joshua Basset (cute, cute song from a cute, cute boy)

IDK You Yet - Alexander 23 (another really cute song)

Starry - (this is a musical based on the life of Vincent Van Gogh, sounds a little bizarre but I promise it’s incredible! Dillon Klena is part of the team now although he didn’t sing on the actual recording)

Whistler - Kathryn Gallagher (she’s part of the Jagged Little Pill company on Broadway and she’s so good!)

Jasper Avenue - CaRter (vibeeees)

Little Women Soundtrack - (all instrumental and I’ve written many an English paper/Genetics paper to it)

Intentions - Justin Bieber feat. Quavo (I only know a few words but that doesn’t stop me from vibing as hard as I possibly can!)

Sunday Best - Surfaces (another TikTok song but it is so so good and gets stuck in my head. Bonus is that I can do the dance!)

Winter Hurts (EP) - Jacob Whitesides (another banging album from my dude! Go check it out if you haven’t already!)

Beautiful Soul - Jesse McCartney (this has always been my favorite song but it now has so much more meaning to me because it was Corey La Barrie’s favorite too. Rest in Paradise bud<3)

Hedwig and the Angry Inch album (specifically the Riverdale cast album, some may say it’s cringey but I loved it! - “Here’s to Ronnie...”)

Fall 2020

Fallin’ - Why Don’t We (such an amazing group of guys that are finally producing music that is 100% them! I’m really looking forward to seeing the rest of their album because if it is anything like this then it is about to break the charts)

Julie and the Phantoms Cast Album (OH MY GOSH I need to make a post with all of my JATP thoughts because this show has so many layers that make it absolutely incredible. There are no skips on the album AT ALL)

Hold Me Down - Jacob Whitesides (This is his best song by far and I streamed it for about 24 hours straight so my boy could rack up his streams on Spotify 😌)

mama’s boy - LANY (another amazing album by them! My favorite differs from day to day but currently it is (what i wish just one person would say to me))

Lotus Inn - Why Don’t We (This is such a feel-good song and honestly I’ve listened to it so many times and am still not tired of it at all. The music video is incredible and it was another of Corey’s favorite songs <3)

evermore - Taylor Swift (holy cow, this girl is amazing! My favorite is happiness, tolerate it, and gold rush!)

Wonder - Shawn Mendes album (so many cute love songs and Monster with Justin Bieber is sooo good!)

Almost Maybes - Jordan Davis

Spring 2021

Every Girl I Ever Loved - Noah Schnacky

It’s Not You It’s Me - EBEN

Roses - The Band CAMINO

Greek Tragedy - The Wombats

About You Now - Sam and Sounds

Glad You Exist - Dan and Shay

Honeymoon (Demo) - The Shadowboxers

remember the mornings - Clinton Kane

CHICKEN TENDIES - Clinton Kane

Break My Heart - JC Stewart

u suck - Emily Bear

afraid to die - Jacob Whitesides

losing a friend - Jacob Whitesides

Summer 2021 (CMERA in particular)

everything sucks - vaultboy

Alaina - John Harvie

Casual - Ian McConnel

Lemon Drop - Raynes

Big Kids (Bergie Remix) - Lukr, Bergie

Cheers to My Teenage Years

Best Thing Ever

Fall 2021

Love Back - Why Don’t We

I Guess I’m In Love - Clinton Kane

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YO! @staff wanna tell me why 2 porn bots just rebloged and followed my account, while my art friends remaind censored or banned?

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 23.09.19 lb

good lord rohit, you're so terrible at small talk.

sona is me, when my doctor friends talk at me about their doctor-y life.... (’uh.... that sounds bad. or good, idk, i'm gonna wait till the tone of your voice gives me a hint about how to react.’)

"PEHLE TUM" BOLKE STOP INTERRUPTING HER. SHE’S TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH YOU; STOP DISTRACTING HER WITH YOUR BIG, WARM, STUPID, SURGEON HAND AND EARNEST PUPPY FACE.

"itna toh kar hi sakti hoon tumhare pyaar ke liye." ohohohohohoh double meaninggg.

clarification. she meant RAIMA. she doesn't love you or anything ok. she's not making eye contact coz the decor of this room really is quite exquisite, never noticed it before this, no other reason, nope.

SHE WAS TRYING TO TALK, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INTERRUPT WITH “MAIN BHI”, JUST TO SAY "PEHLE TUM" AGAIN? GOD ROHIT. YOU’RE SUCH A DUMBASS.

lmao toss kar lete hain. haan chalo bhai, yeh bhi kar lete hain.

the hope in his eyes as he does the toss.

LMAO WHERE THE COIN DISAPPEAR TO??????/

toh yeh ‘ladies first’ funda pehle bhi toh apply kar sakta tha......

hein? what's this weird distracting music????

spit it outtttttttttt girl.

yaaaaaaas. lagi na dil ko? lagi na????? good. thoda sa tadap.

"humein breakup kar lena chahiye."

shit. his face. it's mostly placid but he's fucking devastated. FUCK HOW IS HE DOING THIS WITH HIS FACE????

"kuch bologe nahi?"

oh crap, my heart. it hurtssssssss.

seeing his reaction, she’s unsure if she did the right thing.

lol yeah i don't think he's going to wanna say his thing now, sona.

uh huh sure, breakup waali cheez is what you wanted to talk about too. that's why you look like someone reached into your chest and tore your stupid heart out and stomped on it repeatedly.

“it was nice dating you.”

pls, not even one orgasm out of this whole thing. khaak nice???? all the shit parts of a relationship and none of the fun, that’s what you two had.

you guys, yeh nakli waala breakup hai. itnaaaaa bhi kyun dil pe le rahe ho??

oh boy, do pal has also started playing. kuch zyaada hi srsly le liya tum logon ne.

nakli breakup se yeh haal ho rakha hai, jab raima naam ki bomb aa dhamkegi, tab kya hoga tum logon ka???

ooooooooh yesssssss deepa chachi, read him for filth!!!!!

"sudhar jao warna...."

ohhhhhhhhhhh look who believes in the sanctity of marriage and family now!!!!!

this is a deepa chachi fan blog from now on.

omg chutku's here. yessssss, ab aayega mazza.

i relate with ajit's bhaaaaaaaari frustration with his dumbass older brother. rohit, why are you like this?????

lmao ajit's finally lost the last fuck he gives. time to scare the shit outta bhai with hypotheticals.

looooooooooooool.

aksdjhsakjfhdkfjdsh the look at the tummy hahahahaha

ajit is on a rolllllllll. ainvayi mein thoda banda marketing mein hai, creativity uski rag-rag mein hai!

“mama????” aflkjglkdjglkfdjglkjflgkjfglk

ACHCHA DOCTOR SURGEON THA. BECHAARA. AKELE HI MARR GAYA. lmaooooooooooo.

iski shakal dekho, jaise abhi se maut aayi hui hai.

"aap jo yeh kar rahe ho, woh hai nonsense!"

CHUTKUUUUUUU TOH CHAAAAA GAYA AAAJ. I LOVE HIM THE MOSTTTTTTTT. 

APNI KHUD KI BEWAKOOFI KE LIYE MERE CHUTKU PE KYUN CHADH RAHA HAI, HEIN???????? BEGHAIRAT INSAAN.

coin dikhaaaaaaaaaaaa! coin dikha!!!!!!

ASJDKSAKJHDSAKDHASK ROHIT. YOU FUCKING ADORABLE IDIOT.

oh god. ohhhhhhh shit. this auntyji is bad news.

pooja is me having to meet with random rishtedaar.

abbe oh, abhi tak boyfriend banne bhi nahi ho aur abhi se "kis se baat kar rahi hai??"

you're lucky you're cute rohit, coz you're kind of an overbearing shit.

"toss main jeeta tha."

this fucking idiot, my god.

LOL EXPLANATION BHI DE RAHA HAI ABOUT THE WHOLE THING, KI FUR KI CARPET THI ISS LIYE AWAAZ NAHI AAYI, ETC. KYA BANDA HAI YEH, KASAM SE?!? 

lmaooooo a tiny break to exhort ravi and shankar to do apna apna kaam.

"pata nahi kaisi feelings hain, par bohut achchi hain."

she was a goner the sec he touched her elbow, but my god, the hope shining in her eyes.

lmaoooooooo.

"i like it. tumhare saath bohut comfortable hoon."

dude, she's a woman, not a nice, sensible pair of work shoes. maybe be a tad bit more romantic?!?

"tum meri...... DOST HO."

ajkflksdfldkjlsfdsj ROHIT SAU JOOTEIN NA MAAROON MAIN TUMHEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!

ravi bhaiyya is a wholeass mood.

the hope dimmed a bit, but she's still willing to see where this word vomit is going.

"not woh waala best friend ki chill kartein hain, movie dekhte hain... best se better friend. special friend."

ROHIT. JFC. YOU A GROWNASS FUCKING MAN, DUDE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??????

good on sona for standing firm on her decision and not falling for.... whatever the fuck this was, lol. if she has to change her mind, his confession has to be waaaaaaaaay more poignant than this.

his face change at the mention of raima.

yessssssssssss. dr. sippy is getting into his hyper element. ab aayegi dil ki baat zubaan pe. this calm, suljha hua front wasn't working anyway.

oh boy, not starting off strong by gin-gin ke doing insult of her profession.

"main kitna lucky hoon ki mujhe itni thoughtful... affectionate...."

haan ab sahi track pe aaye ho. the hope is back in her eyes.

".... FRIEND mil gayi."

RE SATYAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAASH.

'bc, iss friendship day pravachan ke liye beech sadak mein rok rakha hai? bada hi chutiya banda hai yeh.’

lol ravi bhaiyya is getting mad. shankar toh is like kya faltoo aadmi hai, chalo tire badalte hain so i can take sonakshi madam away from him asap.

"sona, kab tum meri life ka itna important hissa ban gayi mujhe pata hi nahi chala. dost se zyaada special. dost se zyaada, bohut zyaada."

OMFG ROHIT SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT.

"dost se zyaada, matlab?"

"matlab tum kitna bolti ho??!?!?" aslkdjdslkfjflkdsj dumbass, this is not the way to get the girl, by berating her!!!!

"mera flow toot jaata hai, main kitna prepare karke aaya hoon!" awwww le, idiot.

"ab main yeh naatak nahi karna chahta. tumhari bohut khaas jagaah hai mere dil mein."

finally. fucking finallllllllly.

lol at him doing inventory of his own faults, to warn her about what she's getting into.

"not like-like... like. just... like. y'know?"

no. we don't know. spit it the fuckkkkk out you dumbass.

"main tumhe like-like nahi karti?"

FUCK SHE TURNED THE TABLES ON HIM, ITNI DER SE YEH BEWAKOOF BADD-BADD KIYE JAA RAHA THA AND SHE JUST SMOOTHLY TOOK OVER AND MADE IT ABOUT HER. WE STAN A SELF-ASSURED, ASSERTIVE, CONFIDENT QUEEN.

WHAT IS THIS TERRIBLE MUSIC????????? IT’S LEGIT KILLING THE MOOD.

KISS HER KISS HER KISS HER JUST KISS HER ALREADY KISSSSSSSS THE GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!

OMGGGGGGGGGGG NO PRECAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WHY MUST YOU TORTURE US SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[desolate-rose]

Chapter 8 magic is real!

I have a plan!

And it only took me two years and some change!

And that’s not the only thing i've done in the last two and a half years! (that would've been a very boring two years) I can walk AND talk! And through these new skills (which were a pain to get let me tell you! Learning to walk left. So. Many. Bruises.) I had discovered all sorts of things!

I had confirmed that I am in fact a princess, we do in fact live in a castle, and that I am indeed a hylian.

That knowledge had sent me into another one of my depressingly common panic attacks, but it wasn’t all bad!

My new skills led me to the discovery of, (drumroll please) A LIBRARY!

Oh sweet literacy how I missed you!

I may have given my parents the mistaken impression of being some sort of baby genius or something, but in all honesty I was just desperate to be able to read again. Again being a baby was very very VERY boring, and my rationale thought and impulse control had honestly been worn down by the lack of intellectual stimulation! I was sooooooo bored of baby babble.

Also it wasn't exactly out of character for the cannon zelda, she had repaired / created an incredibly advanced guardian as a child which was not only capable of showing a personality planing and a facsimile of emotion, but also TIME TRAVEL.

Should I have pretended to be the average three year old because I'm not actually some sort of genius? probably. Will this have consequences for me? most likely. Will I regret this later? Almost certainly. Do I care right now? NO!

Consequences can suck it!

Mama needs to feed her addiction!

Also it wasn’t like I had just started to read books bigger than my head either, I’m still learning to read hylian, it’s a whole new language writing system and alphabet! I’m still stuck on baby books and basic words, but it’s better then nothing!

And sadly the little i can decipher of the hylian writing system is also more advanced than the nothing that real three year olds know. So I’m now the castle's little genius, mom and dad are absolutely brimming with pride. Honestly it’s too much attention placed on little ol me but if it’s a competition between too much attention or not being able to read, I’d choose to read every time.

I’m currently trying to figure out a rough chronology for the events of breath of the wild and all of its proceeding events. (assuming I'm not in the age of calamity: hyrule warriors timeline, but that timeline only exists as a split off of the original timeline so for now i'm assuming im in the original timeline. Prepare for the worst hope for the best and all that rot. Also im not stupid enough to assume that i can be a baby genius and just yha know MAKE a time triveling gaurdian) so that I can best implement my plans. Here’s my rough ROUGH timeline.

10,000 years before the start of the game Gannon attacks and is sealed away by the hero and princess with the help of the 4 champions, the Divine beasts, and the guardians.

At some point after that the sheikah become distrusted due to their powerful magic and technology and are banished.

They split in two the yiga who hate the royals of hyrule for their betrayal and join forces with gannon, and those who remain with the spirit of the sheikah and give up their great skills to remain serving the crown

98,983 years later princess Zelda is born. Shortly before that link is born

At some point a prophecy announcing the return of calamity Ganon is made.

At some point Zelda's mom dies making her unable to learn sealing magic from her.

Zelda is pressured into praying and praying and praying to unlock her sealing magic, at one point even collapsing in freezing water nearly losing her life if it wasn't for urbosa saving her.

The sheikah rediscover the Divine beasts, guardians, and sheikah slate.

Zelda helps to study these ancient artifacts to the disapproval of her father

Link finds the master sword

Link is appointed zelda's personal knight

The champions are chosen

Zelda goes to the spring of wisdom on her 17th birthday and Gannon returns

The champions, king bosphorus, and thousands of innocent people die when Gannon turns the Divine beasts and the guardians against them

Link is mortally wounded and Zelda unlocks her powers.

Link is sent to the shrine of resurrection

Zelda returns the master sword to the lost woods and goes to face Gannon alone for the next 100 years

100 years later Link wakes up with no memories and the events of the game commence.

In the end my plan is quite simple. Make sure my mom doesn't die. All of Zelda's problems stem from her mom's death, Gannon could only wreak havoc because Zelda's mom wasn't there to teach her the sealing magic or deal with calamity Gannon herself. At best my mom could teach me the magic and we could seal Gannon away together or she could do it or I could do it, at worst I can use the magic because I'm not actually the girl who is meant to be the zelda incarnation of hylia. Either way gannon gets defeated, bada bing bada boom no great calamity no destruction of all i've come to know and love.

Does it sound stupidly simplistic yes. But in all honesty it needs to be. There are too many variables at work here to have a twenty step plan and have it all go accordingly. Life is messy and unpredictable and not exactly amenable to complex multi step plans that rely on everything going a certain way. There's a reason that the saying ‘the best way to make God laugh is to tell him your plans,’ is so poupar. This isn't a game any more, stuff happens, free will is a thing. I can't rely on what I think I know. Who knows how much the butterfly effect has already affected things. So simplicity is the name of the game, it allows for the flexibility a rigid multi step plan would not.

So my plan really only has two components: learn sealing magic as soon as I can, And make sure my mom survives.

simple but hopefully effective

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I toddeled determinedly through the halls ignoring the bemusedly indulgent granny trailing behind me.

Fun fact about being a princess, you don't get any alone time. Ever. i am constantly being monitored, be it by granny, spots, father, mother, or some other random sap assigned to guard duty. Literally the only times I am left alone is when I head to the restroom or am put to bed for the night.

It's only mildly infuriating.

Mildly.

But anyway, at this time of day I would usually be at the library attempting to read some of the less difficult books or in my nursery playing with my toys under the watchful gaze of granny or spots, but today I have a mission. I was going to get my mom to start teaching me sealing magic if it kills me. I had found the perfect excuse as well. An old story book depicting the great matrilineal line of queens and their unique gift bestowed upon them by hylia herself. Now to enact my plans and deploy my greatest weapon. puppy dog eyes.

I stumbled my way into the office where my mom was going over various papers with a serious look upon her face. “Mama!” I cried practically throwing myself into her lap. McGuffin clenched in hand. “What is it my little bird” she smiled blessing my day, watering my crops, clearing my skin, and healing my wounds. “I found something i don't understand!” I chirped, squirming myself into a more comfortable position, book tucked into my arms. “Oh and why didn't you ask ila?” (so that was granny's name, huh.) “mhhhmmm i wanted to ask you!” que puppy dog eyes version 37 bright, cheerful, innocent. Work that toddler arua!

Mother chuckled while granny rolled her eyes behind me, I saw that missy! Don't give me your sass! “Oh and what didn't you understand?” PLAN IS A GO “mama what's se-al-ing magic? Why does the book say I have it? I'm not magic!” I pretended to pout indignantly, flipping to the page in my book that referenced it.

“Sealing magic baby, is the reason our line has ruled hyrule since the hylians lived amongst the clouds, it's a special gift from hylia herself.” hook, line, sinker. “Really?!” “yes my little bird, it's a special magic that lets us seal away bad guys, banish evil, and protect our kingdom. It's proof that we descended from hylia herself” as mother said this she raised one of her hands allowing for it to be bathed in an ethereal golden glow, bathing her in light and making her look like something genuinely devine.

Before this there had always been a little part of me that had been denying the truth. No matter how often it was mentioned in books or stories. No matter how many things had pointed to this being the hyrule of stories, a small part of me had been screaming that magic isn't real and that the legend of Zelda couldn't be real. But now, bathed in divine light and witnessing true honesty to god magic for the first time I could no longer deny the truth. Normally this confirmation would chill me to the bone and cause hysterical fear, but the power before me was warm, comforting, and at the same time incomprehensible. I could not fear when this light this power was here to bolster my spirit. I had never been adamantly religious before, but in the face of this light, for the first time I truly believed in the divine.

As the light faded away and I blinked spots out of my eyes I reaffirmed my mission. I needed to learn how to do that. Yesterday.

“Teach me! Teach me! Teach me!” I chanted practically vibrating where I sat, eyes wide in wonder and awe. “Now now little one, not so fast!” my mother chuckled, ruffling my hair.

“Why not!” I asked indignantly and was a little worried. I NEEDED to know sealing magic for my plan to work. It wasn't safe to put all your eggs in one basket. No matter how hard i would be working to save my mother regardless of calamity ganon.

“You're not old enough yet, my little songbird.” NOT OLD ENOUGH! I WAS 17 YEARS OLD WOMAN WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!? “I am old enough! I know how to read and everything!'' I frowned, doing my best not to show the inner turmoil starting to boil.

A little of it seemed to show on my face with the way mother immediately began to sooth me “zelda that's not what i mean.” my eyes searched hers, they were uncommonly serious. “Our magic is powerful and dangerous. There is a reason i can't teach it to you yet. Your not yet old enough in body or mind to be able to withstand the strain that kind of magic would put on your spirit.” my face must have still looked mutinous because she continued on. “Beyond just that, your power is not developed enough yet even if you could withstand the strain. You wouldn't be powerful enough to actually use your sealing magic.”

This is bad very very bad. “When can i learn it?!” mother chuckled at my assumed enthusiasm “Numbers hold power baby, when you turn seven you can start your lessons.”

Seven, SEVEN! That's years from now! The remaining calm and serenity from the glow of hylia's might drained from my body.

“Now i think it's time for your nap! Come on little bird i'll put you to bed, maybe afterward you can sing me a song hmm?”

Why do the gods hate me?

Also on FanFiction.Net! https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13547505/8/

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Admin wants to start a project! The BTS Musica Project!

Hey guys! So a fun unknown fact about me, is that i love art!

Im an artist, and I get inspiration from the world all around me. Any little thing can get the wheels in my head turning! From my daily life, nature, friends, music, even other artists.

So I wanted to announce a small experimental project called the BTS Musica Project.

What is BTS Musica?

Its an art project of peices I will be working on inspired by the members of BTS along with their music.

I have a set list of members and songs that i will working on as the start up. I wont be doing anything by a certain BTS era, but by what inspires me.

What is the goal of the BTS Musica project?

The goal of the project is to create content for other ARMYs to enjoy, and get inspiration from. Its also to create content that i can personally enjoy. Its not necessarily to get noticed by BTS, but that would a cool bonus if one of them did 💖

Here is my set list for the first wave of art:

BTS music:

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Sea

I Need U

Tomorow,

Fake Love

BTS Members:

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RM

Suga

Jungkook

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Before you go, have a sneek peak at a WIP piece for my "Sea" inspired painting:

See you on the art scene! 💖💖💖

- Mama Bada aka Mamajimakcheoreom

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Sometimes I see a picture/GIF of BTS...

And then I just...

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I CHOKED

“yes baby”

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BTS AMA MAMA BADA STATUS UPDATES

Red carpet coverage is over, And I have to say, BTS did get some really good air time. During the interview I watched, Jimin flashed a signature mischivious smile. I wanted to cry he's so cute. RM is such a good leader! And I love how enthusiastic Jhope is!

Intro update:

I LOVE THE FIRST RESPONDER TRIBUTE! PREACH!!!!

I love kelly's dress gotta little medieval witchy inspo coming from it

Second update:

I had to go shower, I hope I didn't miss anything. I am jumping back in during the Nick Jonas performance. I like the hands through the lights. And the dancers costumes are so pretty! I feel like Nick and Jin could be really good friends!

Third update:

They aren't mentioning BTS in the line up, I'm getting a little worried i missed them in the shower...if I did I'm going to be so sad ;^;

Fourth update:

I love GAGA's outfit ^^

Fith update:

HOLY SHIT PINK'S AIR PERFORMANCE WAS INSANE. THE WAY SHE JUSY DID THAT THING! AND ALL THE FLIPS SHE IS SO BAD ADD! THE SONG WAS PERFECT! AND TO THINK O HAVE ACTUALLY STAYED AT THAT HOTEL BEFORE! BTS IS COMING UP SOON!

FINAL UPDATE:

OH MY GOD, BTS KILLED IT! LIKE HOLY SHOT GOD DAMN BY BABBYS LOOKED SO HOT. I LOVE THE SPARKLING JACKET!!!!! AND JUST RAP KONSYER JUST SKDBEOEHFIFJWOOEHEBDOWPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

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PSA: PERSONA5 IS MY SHIT + FUTABA AND I ARE SAME PERSON

Like honestly I have been a fan of persona5 for awhile now. I love the concept of persona in General, and persona5 really hit the mark with me. Story-wise,gameplay-wise, and aestheticly. (And we know tumblr is all about them aesthetics...) but if I had to pick one thing that I love the most about persona5 it would be this lovely nerd right here

FUTAAAAAABBBBBAAAAAAA

I love her so much and we are literally the same person I swear....nerd, shut in, closet otaku, and let us not forget the ramen....

As much as I love Makoto, I think she is hot as hell I couldn't really relate to her...dont get me wrong I still think she is queen...but if it were up to me Futaba's Phantom Thief name would have been Pharo....shes so cute!!!!! The way she plays with Morgana, and let us not forget this iconic scene with yuske

And yes I 100% ship Futaba and Yuske......shes too damn cute...i have been watching The Kub Scoutz play persona5 on YouTube a lot lately...and tbh I CANNOT wait for him to get to the part with Aketchi and Sae, but also Haru~(Adieu bitches fufufufuf)

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But yea no Futaba is my new Wifu

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Everything you will ever want to know (and then some) about Mama Bada

Hello my Bebes, its your resident Army Goth MaMa Bada here!!!! I have received a few shy messages from people asking just random questions about me, my interests other than kpop and etc. etc.... Well here is a sort of a get to know me/master list of everything MaMa Bada you may want to know! ^^

  What is your name??? That's a secret You may address me as BadaJ or MaMa Bada

What does your name mean????- Call me a Koreaboo all you want, but the name Bada comes from Korea. it means ocean. it was from an old Alias I used when I was young: Bada Seulgi in short the English version of Bada Seulgi means Ocean Wisdom

Where are you from????- I am From America (lol help me I wanna die because of our idiot president) From a fun little state on the West coast known as California. 

Where do you live?- I live in a small boring town where nothing interesting ever happens so everybody does drugs...except me. im too cool for drugs 

What do you do for a living???? Lol I wish I had a job right now I pick up a few random jobs here and there...I’m currently looking for a job at my local mall ^^

What is your favorite color???? That would be Black or Purple! ^^ those are the colors that I wear the most, but people have told me that I look super hot in....Pink..

What is your star sign??? Here is a quick summary of my Natal Chart ->

Sun Gemini

Moon Capricorn

Mercury Cancer

Venus Gemini

Mars Cancer

What is your favorite music genre? 

I LOVE METAL.....AND KPOP

Who is your favorite musician?- TRIGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRED...I love my baby boys in BTS and my Sexy mama’s in BlackPink...but Chris motionless and Andy Biersack man....they are some hot pieces of ass...

Favorite food?- I am a yogurt addict 

Favorite drink?- d Pink Lemonade..or a sea salted caramel latte...or a caramel macchiato 

Favorite snack?- YOONGURT :3

Favorite holiday?- Totally NOT Halloween....

Favorite past time?- Fun fact: ya MaMa Bada never gets free time, I dance, I sing, I go to school...if I get free time I am on tumblr or sleeping...

Favorite sport?- lololololol I don't sport

What is something you are talented at?- That Singing thing I mentioned before...hey Im actually in a band I think we are pretty cool...

What is something you wish you were talented at?- Speaking Korean..i suck lol 

Are you competitive?- meh not really 

Describe yourself in a single sentence?---- here i’ll do it in one gif-

Weird goth dancing

What is the best compliment you have ever received?- Someone said I was pretty once

What are some of your bad habits?- I dye my hair too much...and slack off on my work outs..

What are your favorite things about yourself?- I think I have a good sense of fashion, and have a few makeup skills. I'm really proud of my creativity and all the stories I can come up with

What is on top of your bucket list?- MARRY KIM NAMJOON 

What are 3 long term goals?- Get in to college, get my bachelors in foreign languages, get a recording contract with submerian records.

What is an ideal first date for you?- Black Veil Brides- rebel love song music video...yea something like that would be cool...movie date, walk on the beach or a concert would be cool.

What is something you look for in a partner?- has to be:

Kim Namjoon

Min Yoongi

Chris Motionless

Ash Costello 

Andy Biersack

Who is your role model? Ash Costello without a doubt. you may not know who she is , but she is like a second mom to me. I have looked up to her for years now, she is just...an amazing person. she isn’t afraid to call people out on their BS, she is just so confidant and beautiful 

What is the last book you read?- The selection trilogy is my shit go read it, its by Kiera Cass I love her akgfs;fvSKI;FB’swiogbhsdkjfbsk;d’fgifgslf

What is your favorite fairytale?: Alice in Wonderland 

What is your favorite quote?: Im ready to lie, but say I wont. so tell me a secret and join me in pieces...i’m more than willing to rot in hell with you.

Favorite subject in school?- Forensic science 

Subject you were best at?- I have always been good at English, my teachers love me. 

Favorite teacher?- that would be a tie between two English teachers...Mrs. Priete or Mr,Tapley. 

What app do you use most?- Instagram fo sure

What piece of technology can you not live without?- my phone, I need music to get through the day, I will suffer if I don’t have it...

What countries have you visited?- I have been to Hawaii, does that count? even though its not outside the US...we almost went to Canada once...

What countries would you like to visit?- South Korea, India, Japan, Germany, Ireland, Egypt, Brazil...I wanna go everywhere! ^^

What is on top of your bucket list?- get signed to submerian records, they are my dream record label. 

How many relationships have you been in? three, none super serious, most of them were just cringy one-weekers. still looking for my Jack Skellington :)

If you could give your younger self any advice what would it be?- don’t be such a fuck up, do your work, don’t be such a baby, your stronger than you think. 

One thing you know now that you wish you had known as a kid?-

I wish I knew that adulthood is where dreams come to die.

I will add more to this list as new things come to mind, but I hope this helped you get a better idea of me! ^^ as you can see...i’m into some weird shlit....

with love MaMa Bada- <3

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PSA for everyone in the southern Cali/San Diego area

I know everyone is paying alot of attention to all the flooding going on in Texas right now... (as they should) However being a resident of southern California, I would just like to make others more aware of our current heat wave. It's predicted (currently ) to end sometime next week (around September 6 or 7th).yesterday i had to walk home in 100+ degree weather and almost passed out. I had to call my mom and have her come pick me up half-way from home. The weather is suppose ti get even hotter soon....so a friendly reminder, don't wear tight black clothes (lol that's all I own...rip) stay inside as much as you can, and bring a water bottle with you wherever you go!

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RIP EVERYONE WHO GETS TO GO TO KCON

No seriously I hate you all

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Trying to fit your Bias's ideal girl: The realization that you could never be her VS accepting it