#ranboo simp

[m0onblo0d]

These are the 2 most best outfits I have ever seen Ranboo wear. Nothing can beat these

[fuck-you-im-the-president]

WHHHHHHAAATTTT I DIDN'T— I DON'T– I WOULD NEVER. SIR, I PROMISE I WOULDN'T DATE YOUR SON.

[they're typing this while dreamily staring at a picture of tubbo btw.]

–R<3

good. :/ because your name is dumb and you're taller than me so I don't like you. ^_^ I don't care what Q says you aren't getting my blessing.

[borgerrat]

AND THEN LEON SAID I WAS PRETTY

[pnkq]

this is now more realistic

[verdant-coll]

my bf is so pretty <3333

hes a sweet heart <33333

[barely-a-person]

me when they hide their face

totally not about mando, ranboo, and corpse

[rainystressed247]

Prev

For a tense moment the room dimmed. You are almost sure that the next second you will be blown up into the sky and you lamented your fate. That's until...

Surprisingly, you managed to pick the right choice that speeddialled you to a certain anarchist. You ignored the scream of "I have a house!" and happily handed Dream over.

As you do, you wondered what would happen in an alternative timeline.

.

Well, let me answer you with a quick recap!

Thank you all for participating in this silly, spur of a moment and not really planned interactive poll. I didn't know that you guys will be interested in this so pardon me for not being able to more extensive work on this T^T

Anyways, as of the time of writing this, 86.8% of you let Dream in, feeling either sympathy or simping. 81.1% of you denied entry for Sam, remembering that you can ask for a warrant and delivered a general f* u for the authority although a small percentage of you yearned for the sweet embrace of angst. 89% of you denied entry for Quackity with a number of creative excuses that will certainly raise his blood pressure. 87% of you let enderwalk!Ranboo in because he is just the polite bean you are looking for.

Lastly, about 63% of you (about because the poll has yet to close at the time of writing) chose the lower button with some of you spotting the details in the wall that has appeared since ew!Ranboo's appearance. The clue is in the post itself actually. 'though I have to agree that getting blown up has a nice ring to it.'

So if you avoided the button with white ring, you are safe!

As for the alternative options and what it may lead: Picking to let either Sam or Quackity in will result in the immediate arrest of Dream, and you will be greeted with TVNAT!Dream in the next scene, seeking revenge for your betrayal.

Ranboo's entry doesn't really matter, since his message is left as soon as he entered the scene.

Picking the wrong choice in Wil's will result in you getting blown up with a small chance of being revived by c!Dream if any of you discovered the secret message in the wall.

I think that's all the loose end! Thank you for indulging in this silly game of mine. <3

[lowkeyrobin]

MCYT ; love or host

includes ; quackity, cellbit, foolish gamers, nihachu

warnings ; language, the fact I watched like 2 love or hosts (sorry if it's a little inaccurate)

masterlist

QUACKITY

love

it was down to you and minx

minx chose host

and being smart, he picked you anyways

bro the one time a dating show ends up with a couple actually dating

you were basically competing minx for his friendship anyway

he'd already been interested in you so when you guys met up irl, he kinda awkwardly brings it up

"So... you picked love, too, yknow? Maybe we could go get dinner? Maybe? Or see a movie? Whatever you want, I mean-"

"Yeah, sure. Wanna go see Monolith? I heard it's good!"

"Please don't tell me it's a scary movie"

the cutest ever

CELLBIT

you picked host, he picked love

it was for the drama, okay? you knew he'd pick love

when you guys meet up you have a genuine debate over it while tina, foolish and quackity just watch like 😨????

he paid you to let him take you out for dinner

meanwhile the others just sat there slowly eating their food while they watch

quackity dramatically slurps on his noodles and knocks you back into reality

FOOLISH GAMERS

You both picked love

obviously you guys moved on cause it was just a fun little thing but things changed when you met up irl

a lot more friendly flirting and shit

you guys have a little kissing bit on a stream as well LMAO

cellbit officiated your wedding on the qsmp too

you publicly announce your relationship by making a short little bit for YouTube titled "when streamers date each other" ans it was a comedy skit made in your apartment

literally the funniest thing ever

you mightve wasted a bowl of cereal and accidently broken a ceramic bowl (caught on video at least) for it but it was worth it

NIHACHU

you both chose love

she'd been crushing on you for some time and you had a friendfully flirty relationship so I mean she was picking you over wilbur I'm sorry

for the next couple weeks you guys played a little bit of "They will they wont" and whatnot

ended up with you two admitting you're totally head over heels for each other on a random Tuesday night

specifically the night of the Tommy & Ranboo sleepover vlog

the dudes were fucking around at the basketball court and you guys were literally confessing your feelings on the pier 😭😭😭

there's still a clip of Tommy zooming in on you from afar looking out at the water talking

and he slaps a big 'simps' sticker over it

[simplepotatofarmer]

i saw you talking about your pirate au on twitter!

Do techno and/or dream have any sort of goal, or are they just living their best lives on the high seas, sticking it to the man? (besides dreams rivalisms lol)

they do have a goal!

i need to give the 'empire' an actual name instead of just referring to it as 'naval l'manberg' in my head but yeah basically their goal is to stop the expansion of all....that. think pirates of the caribbean type thing where both dream and techno are very much on the independent, freedom for all side.

dream is mostly working out of spite and anger - he was imprisoned for awhile - and techno tends to be more 'ideals and principles'. it's why he's able to convince phil, niki, and ranboo in the end to join him and leave the navy.

but yeah. dream is... he's really funny in this au because man got his ass handed to him thoroughly and will NOT shut up about it. everyone thinks it's weird because you can clearly tell he isn't bitter, he legitimately thinks it's cool that techno won, that he had a duel with this feared pirate in the first place. the word 'simp' exists in this au solely because techno calls dream a simp.

[simplyofthestars]

AWOO- i mean, very nice to meet you sir

new ranboo insta story!!!! 🤯🤯

[afmis]

c!Ranboo is the one everyone knows as the simp in their relationship but literally. C!TUBBO IS A SIMP TOO!!!

Guys no literally. c!Tubbo tries to act all cool and hide the fact that he’s a simp. But inside he’s giggling and kicking his feet. When he thinks nobody’s looking? He’ll show it all on his face. c!Ranboo blowing him a kiss goodbye as he heads out? c!Tubbo having a stupid smile on his face giggling while c!Tommy looks at him in disgust. c!Ranboo hosting a party at their mansion, dressed well and chatting with their guests. c!Tubbo’s all smug like yeah that’s MY husband he’s prettier than all of you. c!Ranboo will make a dumb unfunny joke and c!Tubbo will just stare at them pretending to be annoyed but he can’t hide his affectionate gaze. Late at night and c!Ranboo’s asleep beside him, c!Tubbo will just stare at them so lovingly wondering how he married someone so beautiful. The two of them sitting together and c!Ranboo grabs his hand, c!Tubbo will get all shy and blush like a schoolgirl but try to hide it. c!Tubbo getting c!Ranboo a gift and c!Ranboo’s overjoyed and c!Tubbo’s like psh whatever it’s not bc I’m. Stupidly in love with you or something. And I think you’re so amazing and I’m so lucky and-

They’re BOTH simps for each other guys AND I KNOW IT!!!

[mcytblrconfessions]

My last girlfriend broke up with me because I simp for Ranboo

[borgerrat]

CATCH ME LEON!

[mynameisnotsoda]

I'm probably gonna be yelling into the void but here's my refs of my favorite burs !!!! I would say bursonas but one of them is literally just my au,,,, can you tell which one it is,,

Anyway here's some hcs and stuff it's gonna be a long post LMAO I'm just copying all this stuff from Instagram cause I practically live on that shit ass app

Simpbur

He LOVES Hatsune Miku.. like LOVE LOVES HER. He owns so much fuckin merch it's actually insane. But he has never once in his life listened to vocaloid and probably never will. Hes just in love with Miku LMAO

He's aromantic bc I said so !!!!! But he doesn't know that, he hasn't really figured it out and he confuses his obsession with love.

Him and Jared actually used to be friends back when they were like middle schoolers. But then Jared got "hot and cool" and he kinda drifted away from Simp. Mostly cause Simp was SO FUCKING JEALOUS!!!!! and it was obvious too. Imagine how devastated he was when egirl started dating his old friend lmaooo what a loser

Him and e-girl started dating when they were 17, both of them were in pretty bad places in their lives so they just,,, clung onto each other. Both of them were codependent but Simp was significantly worse with his codependency. Adrianne (my name for e-girl) was the one who broke it off when they were both in their early 20s

His stupid little cat beanie is his comfort item !!!! He wears it ALL THE TIME and hates having to take it off, although he would never go out in public with it. He's got some issues with presenting the way he wants to in public so he literally just goes out in his work uniform regardless if he's working or not

Grabs him and aggressively shakes him around !!! Hes autistic (I'm autistic I can give him the tism) his special interests are anime and video games :33

He's definitely not cishet but he tries SOOO hard to present as such (shout-out to @starrixle for that hc ive adopted it for my version of simp)

Studentbur

He's bi but heavily in denial like DEEP DEEP in denial

He HATES being tall !!! He wishes he was shorter because his height makes him stand out a lot and that's the LAST thing he wants

He prays literally every night before bed. Mostly asking for forgiveness (which he shouldnt have to ask for) because he thinks he's a horrible person just for being himself

He CLINGS onto Charlie, they're not like super close friends or anything but he LOVES Charlie. He looks up to Charlie a lot and WISHES he had his confidence and sense of self :')

He doesn't like Tommy, he thinks Tommy's too loud and disrespectful and hates how much attention he attracts. So he tends to just avoid him even if they're in the same classes

He absolutely regrets smoking with Bill and Ranboo but he also feels INCREDIBLY GUILTY for wanting to do it again (because he actually had fun and was able to relax for a moment)

He LOVES emo rock, indie, modern rock and other similar genres. His parents are really strict so he has to listen to his music in secret and ALWAYS has his earbuds on him, its a comfort item too. His three favorite bands are MCR, Ghost and Radiohead :]

The only game he was ever allowed to play was and still is Minecraft. He LOVES Minecraft but at the same time he desperately wishes to be able to play other games

He fucking LOVES GOING TO PUBLIC SCHOOL !!!!! he used to be in a Christian school but it gave him so much anxiety he was physically ill every single day and he just couldn't take it anymore!!!! To his surprise his parents actually agreed to let him go to public school during his sophomore year and he's been there ever since (now hes a senior)

Charlie is really his only friend, he's tried talking to other kids but he's horribly awkward and socially inept. Charlie basically adopted him and takes care of him like a brother !!!! Even if they're not super close Charlie's always looking out for him and tries to include him with his friends even tho Stu declines most the time :((

Keith Smith

HIS WIFE LEFT HIM AND TOOK THE KIDS TOO 😭😭😭 he's still trying to find her but he's slowly losing hope and he's really considering just giving up

He's basically the "king" of the end, even though he's not actually the ruler, it was his wife. But since she's GONE he basically had to take her place, until he finds a new wife or convinces her to come back if he ever found her (the end is a matriarchy)

He's kind of insufferable why do you think his wife left him

He has two kids, Lune (pronounced like loon) and Sunny. He LOVES his kids and is actually a really great dad despite being kind of an ass and fucking annoying. He misses them a lot and it breaks his heart that he might not be able to see them ever again

Dr. Malpractice

He's a geneticist specifically experimenting with mob/human hybrids.

His experiments are NOT ETHICAL AT ALL!!! He does whatever tf he wants whenever he wants. His only healthy, surviving test subjects are Phil (enderman), Tommy (spider), Charlie (creeper) and Quackity (duck). (He also experiments on my sona,, that I added for funsies,, but they weren't created by him he just happened to find them one day more on that later)

He's actually trying to make humans more powerful in a way, because they're the weakest humanoid species of them all. He wants to "save" humanity from their own biological inferiority and doesn't care how long it takes or how much damage he causes to others so long as he reaches his goal. Because he's fucking delusional and thinks he's doing something good

He even experimented on his kid, Fundy, and he didn't make it. He has a,,, complicated relationship with what happened to Fundy. On one hand the guilt eats away at him constantly, on the other he brushes it off as just another failed experiment since in the long run,, the ends justify the means in his mind

So far his deceased test subjects include Fundy, Niki, George, and Toby (Tubbo). His only escaped subject was Randy (Ranboo) and he's so fucking paranoid that somehow he'd be able to get the authorities to stop his experiments. But it's been months since Ran escaped and nothing's happened so he isn't AS paranoid anymore, but he still worries about it

He names all the test subjects himself, it's easier for him to remember than numbers because he has dyscalculia funnily enough

All the test subjects were made in his lab with stolen DNA so he didn't have to use his own. He basically grew them in tubes and used a rapid growth serum in the tanks to make everyone adult sized since it was easier to run tests that way. He accidentally left Phil cookin for too long so he's the oldest out of everyone LMAO (except for Dr mal himself, he's 37)

Ok so onto the cringe part !!!! cSoda is a shapeshifter, shapeshifters are VERY rare and often hide themselves because they're very sought after to hunt for sport or used for various reasons. They're basically "born" from the planet itself, they grow in pockets underground for many years and kinda just pop up when they're ready. (Think of like. Steven Universe gems but organic) cSoda is erm undercooked let's say LMAO because they popped up early in their development they're basically defective. They age (albeit slowly), their body scars, they can't regrow limbs properly, their shapeshifting is limited to only animals/people they've SEEN before and they are incredibly naive and have a harder time understanding/learning about the world.

Dr. Mal found cSoda (no idea how yet) and he normally wouldn't have cared but he saw their shapeshifting and immediately decided to "take them in". He takes advantage of their naivety and basically brainwashed them into thinking he cares for them. cSoda presents as a dog (more lore I don't feel like getting into rn) so they have the personality traits of one as well, very loyal and loving and INCREDIBLY affectionate. Which Dr Mal HATES.

If it weren't for the fact that cSoda is more useful to him while alive he probably would've just killed them because he's CONSTANTLY annoyed and irritated by them LMAO he wants to be able to replicate their shapeshifting and hopes that it might be able to help him achieve his goal

c!Wilbur

He fucking LOVES working the burger van with Ranboo, it gives him something to do and he actually enjoys spending time with them even after initially not really liking them. He thinks Ranboo is SO interesting and loves to analyze everything he says and does pFF

HE FUCKING. APOLOGIZED TO TOMMY!!!!! FOR EVERYTHING !!! HE WANTS TO DO AND BE BETTER FOR HIM AND HAVE A BETTER RELATIONSHIP!!!! HE LOVES HIS BROTHER SO MUCH AND IS TRYING TO BE BETTER AT SHOWING THAT RAAHH

He fucking REEKS no matter how much he showers or uses deodorant. It'll help with the intensity of the smell but he just reeks of death bc he was rotting !!!! he also smells like cigarettes and alcohol which does mask the rot and is actually preferable by most people (especially Quackity, who's VERY vocal about how much Wilbur stinks)

Tinybur

He's REALLY clingy, like he NEEDS someone to be holding him at all times. Normally it's Tommy (who's so obviously his favorite even tho he denies it)

It doesn't remember being human for the most part but he does miss it, especially being a normal height

He HATES when people baby him, he's a grown man who just happens to be child sized. If you talk down to him he WILL be an asshole

It was surprised when people started referring to him as an "it" but he kinda liked it !! It doesn't have the same feelings about its gender since becoming a doll and he thinks it's kinda weird but cool at the same time. It really is just vibin

It's voice is high pitched and he kinda hates it, its gotten used to it but it doesnt really like how its voice changed

Animatronic!Wilbur

He's so fucking annoying and is always flirting with parents for whatever reason. He fucking LOVES if they get flustered too it boosts his ego

He's SOO jealous of Ranboo its kind of embarrassing. He thinks he should be the lead singer and mascot but doesn't vocalize it, although he does make it painfully obvious

He's the lead guitarist and back up vocalist in the band (Tommy plays keytar, Ranboo is lead singer and James is the bassist)

He's actually really fucking insecure despite being a fan favorite. One time someone left their phone and it didn't have a password so he was able to use the internet which was. A mistake. He's seen the horrors of the Beloved Ent. Fandom and he thinks people only like him because he was made to be the "attractive one" and not because he actually has anything of substance.

He fucking HATES Schlatt with a passion, so he avoids the bowling alley entirely now. Jimmy (solidarity) used to be the bowling mascot but he was too fragile and a push over with guests so they replaced him with Schlatt. Who's nice enough to guests but does have a bit of a temper and doesn't take ANYONES bullshit. Wilbur was actually really close with Jimmy and he misses him terribly :(

Can you tell who I have more brainrot for LMAO

[sundewhasaudhd]

Here we go again. So, this is my DSMP Masked AU

Like I’ve said before, this is my least favorite AU, but I still love it. So, the basic premise is, Dream got Tommy to work for him, and got him to erase Ranboo’s memory book. Then Dream convinces Ranboo to work for him. Dream also get asks Wilbur (because Wilbur’s a fucking simp), Techno, Phil, Punz, and George to work for him. Wilbur’s kinda helping Ranboo regain their memories, and the only reason Techno and Phil joined is because of Techno’s favor. And Dream just gets Tubbo, Quackity, and Sam, puts them in prison cells, and tortures Quackity like how he tortured him. Also, Dream in this AU is basically just this Danny Gonzalez skit:

Anyways, yeah, that’s my Madked AU. There’s a bit more to it, but that’s the basic premise. I’ll post about this AU a little, but not as much as my other AU’s. But if you wanna make art for it or learn a bit more about it, feel free to ask. Anyways, have a good day/night everyone, thank you for reading this, bye :D

[sunshine-on-marz]

oh shit oh fuck fuck you toad (not actually) you are making me into a ranboo simp i am staying on anon because i am ashamed of myself (you probably know who i am 😔) i hate you how could you give me more ranboo headcanons

W-who are you-

But uhm sure!

————

-literally doesn’t shut up about you

-you’ll meet someone and go to tell a story and

-“oh ran told me that!”

-it’s every time

-he loves picking you up

-just a lil s c o o p

-kisses you all over

-your hands, arms, torso, legs, face, head, shoulders, lips, neck. Every where

-“babe. Bub. Darling. Hey. Hey. Hey.”

-“hm?”

-“love you”