#raimi!peter parker

[skepttor]

parksborn truther since 2022

[prksborns]

this scene.

[jesse-wilder]

[Post-NWH]

Otto, showing off the arc reactor: I don’t know what it does. Yet…

Raimi!Peter: *sneaks off, returns with a mallet & destroys it*

[ask-the-spider-gang]

So what up?

Peter 2: Honestly, what isn’t up. Besides my sleep, which I’ve honestly lost almost entirely. Does anyone know anything? Please, I need to see him, to talk to him… he worships that Stark asshole, somebody’s got to…

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Peter 1: Uh… I’m so glad I got my GED and left when I did. I’ve been patrolling different parts of the city to stay away from Two. I saw Deadpool and swung in the opposite direction. I’ve been staying with Hardy… and yeah, that basically sums up the past month and a half.

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Peter 3: I took Steven to a con! I’ve been helping Steven, Marc, and Jake figure some stuff out… they’re pretty cool. We’ve been fighting a few villains, but in general, life’s been… okay. I’m worried about Two and One, though, I’d kinda hoped this would just… blow over, y’know?

[evilwickedme]

Fuck it I'm bored so here's a ranking of different Peter Parkers by how Jewish they are

Dead last, obviously, is MCU!Peter Parker. This version of Peter is the farthest from comic canon to the point of being almost unrecognizable at times. Also, Tom Holland answered the question "is peter parker Jewish" in a Wired Autocomplete Interview a while back with a very baffled "no", cementing him forever as my sworn enemy. So he's actually the only peter parker who, at least by word of God, is canonically NOT Jewish. -1000000/10

Next up is Tobey Maguire's Peter Parker. I think this Peter is... fine, at least he's much closer to comic canon than MCU!Peter, but honestly that's not saying much considering how far the MCU strayed from comic canon or even the spirit of comic canon. But like overall, Sam Raimi's movies just aren't particularly interested in presenting Peter as Jewish, so, eh. 1/10

By far the most Jewish of live action Peters is TASM!Peter, also by far the most comic accurate of live action Peters. I'd be remiss not to mention the fact that Andrew Garfield is Jewish, and he understands the character so fucking well. He stated on record that he played Peter as Jewish and that he sees Spider-Man as an inherently Jewish character:

However, the Webb movies still do not textually define him as Jewish, and the best parts of Andrew's Peter's Jewish subtext are better when viewed in light of the comics. Overall, 6.5/10

Next up is the original, our beloved comic book Peter, pictured here saying Happy Hanukkah in a panel from Matt Fraction's Hawkeye. Comic Peter is one of the most heavily Jewish coded comics characters of all time, which is saying something considering how Jewish comic books are as a medium. Obviously he was created and often written and drawn by Jewish writers and artists, but beyond that his driving ethos and values are incredibly Jewish, and as a bonus he's constantly sprinkling Yiddish and Jewish phrases into his speech, alongside things like the above panel where he outright acknowledges Jewish culture in a scene where everyone else is saying merry Christmas. However, despite the extremely heavy coding, Marvel Comics are fucking cowards, and he has yet to be confirmed Jewish, so I must give him a measly 8/10.

Finally, the cream of the crop, the most Jewish of all Peter Parkers, Into the Spider-Verse's Peter B. Parker my beloved!!! Peter B. is voiced by Jake Johnson, himself a Jewish actor, and is a phenomenally accurate representation of comic book canon - but he also has the unique quality of being canonically, textually, in the actual movie Jewish! It's a bit of a blink and you'll miss it scene, but when we get introduced to Peter B. in his "one more time" segment, we see his wedding to MJ, where he steps on a glass. This is a Jewish minhag - custom - meant to represent the destruction of our Temple and Jerusalem, as well as remind us that sorrow and joy come intertwined, and is one of my personal favorite Jewish customs. It's a phenomenal moment in the best Spider-Man movie, and while this version of Peter would have been my favorite film version regardless, his Jewishness absolutely pushes him even further up. 13/10, no complaints

[logray]

SPIDER-MAN feature films (2002-2023)

[hawkogurl]

[eloisyw8]

Happy 20th Anniversary Spider-Man 2!! 🤍✨️

[clancyisdexd]

I’m really funny

[hurtspideyparker]

The Spider-Man 2 (2004) scene where Peter stops the train and passes out so the civilians pull him inside (maskless) is one of the greatest Spider-Man scenes in existence BUT I always giggle when someone says "he's...just a kid" when Toby Maguire is nearly 30, looks nearly 30, and I can see his grown man stubble hehe. I respect the line, Peter is a teenager and New York cares about him, but it's just fun to giggle at.

Now imagine Tom Holland's spidey in that scenario. Not only was he an actual teenager when he took up the role of Spider-Man, but he has that baby face and they styled him so incredibly well in those movies. Like what a sweet little guy. I'm still sad that MCU Spider-Man hasn't really gotten his "Spider-Man & New York City" moment like the others, it's such a vital part of the character and some of the most moving scenes from Tobey and Andrew's films

[skepttor]

parksborn truther since 2022

[winterinhimring]

Harry Osborn and his little back rub of affection and/or concern:

That's it, that's the post.

[jesse-wilder]

Mcu!Peter: Uppercut!

Raimi!Peter: Battleaxe!

Raimi!Harry: Disembowelment!

Tasm!Harry: Guys, I was a baby. My first word was “dada”.

[ask-the-spider-gang]

So do y’all know abt your movies?

[Mod Jay: art’s hella hard guys maybe not any of that for a while…] Peter 1: Movies…? I mean, I love movies, but I don’t think I’m in any… right? I mean there was that film project…

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Peter 2: Oh, yeah, I love making movies. I entered one of mine into a film festival once. I think it was pretty good. Uh… wrong time, though, I’m kind of dealing with something right now.

Marc 1, fighting: Yeah, we’re dealing with something, so unless it’s important… goddamnit, get over here!

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Peter 2: God, I’m worried sick over that kid, my Harry’s MIA, and I haven’t been sleeping… movies? I don’t know what you’re talking about, anon… listen, if anyone has any info on where One is, please, help me. I need to talk to him.

[xalala]

Spider-Man 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi

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