#rahhh hope its ok

[everseens]

"would it kill you to hold my hand every now and then?" for divya & elio 🤭🤭

answered here<3

[trenchcrows]

Proof that I voted :] could you perchance draw my sona? if you need refs u can search the “persona art” tag in my blog 😊

Every time I see your profile picture I think of Herobrine so

Herobrine genlossicle sona

We have the leafless tree and weird fog lmaoo

VOTE SBI I WILL DRAW SOMETHING!!!

Other version without the fog

[kindheartedgummybears]

"Im gonna go to bed no"

WRONG! PFP UPDATE!

[iamred-iamyellow]

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ Perfect All American

♥ masterlist | request rules | based on this request

♥ pairing: oscar piastri x fem!american!driver!reader

♥ synopsis: you and oscar decided to make your relationship a secret in hopes to not stir up any “conflict of interest” rumors. however, he just couldn’t help being a proud boyfriend when you won your first race for williams as a rookie. 

♥ smau + written - fc: girls on pinterest - none of the pictures are mine

♥ warnings: swearing !!!

♥ a/n: once again, i’m so sorry this took so long for me to write but i really hope it was worth the wait anon <3

-October 2023-

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williamsracing We're incredibly pleased to announce that @/yourusername has signed a three year contract deal with us starting this following F1 season. She will line up alongside @/logansargeant and will be the first woman to drive a Grand Prix since Lella Lombardi in 1976. We are absolutely honored to have you. Welcome to the Williams family 💙

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yourusername its a perfect all american grid

user6 I understood that reference

user5 🦅🦅🦅

user1 USA USA RAHHH 🇺🇸🗽🏈

user8 WOOO

user2 following in susie's footsteps :')

prema_racing we’re so proud of you

yourusername <3

oscarpiastri I’ll see you in melbourne 😉

user12 it’s the wink for me

user4 im gonna miss prema era y/n

user5 @/user4 ok but the trio is back together !!! y/n, oscar, and logan

user6 @/user5 you’re forgetting about fred

user9 fred vesti always the bridesmaid never the bride

user10 need me some williams gear asap

user14 💙💙💙

logansargeant excited to finally have a fellow american on team torque

yourusername me 🤝 logan

alex_albon 😐

georgerussell63 and here I was thinking you were happy to join me at mercedes

user13 I’m a child of the britcedes-sargebon divorce

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-Williams' Rising Star: Y/n L/n-

Williams has announced that American F2 Champion, Y/n L/n will be making her Formula 1 debut next year alongside Logan Sargeant. She has been making waves in the world of motorsports for over a decade now, and it seems that all of her hard work has finally payed off. She's already been placed in the history books for her impeccable talent on track and her inspiring work off it. Not only has she broken plenty of records in feeder series', but she also contributed to the creation of F1 Academy.

From Long Beach a to Monte Carlo

Early in her karting career Y/n was scouted for the Mercedes Junior Drivers Team and she's seemed to have a close relationship with Toto and Susie Wolff ever since. She uprooted her life from California to London as a young teen, taking a huge risk in hopes to accomplish her dreams.

What does this mean for F1?

With rising representation in all areas of f1, we can hope to see young women getting more opportunities to make their mark on the sport. Let's face it, the future of F1 is female.

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yourusername POINTS?!?!

tagged; @/bah_int_circuit

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williamsracing starting off this year strong!

frederikvestiofficial WOOOO !!!

yourusername WOOOO 🎉

arthur_leclerc way to go y/n

yourusername ty artie my favorite leclerc 😍

charles_leclerc hey ??

user1 @/yourusername what about oscar piastri-leclerc

yourusername I CHANGE MY ANSWER

oscarpiastri I'm so happy for you

yourusername <3

user2 ...

user3 👀

logansargeant lets gooo 💪

yourusername 🦅🦅

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oscarpiastri maiden win

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yourusername never beating the polite cat allegations with that smile

oscarpiastri :]

yourusername I'm so proud of you btw 🫶

oscarpiastri 🫶

landonorris congrats

oscarpiastri thanks mate

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-Dutch Grand Prix-

"Plan A, Y/n. Plan A," your race engineer said to you on the radio.

"What about plan C? I think it will work," you responded.

"Uhm, as of right now we don't want to risk your position, so plan A, Y/n, plan A." they spoke softly.

"I can hold the tires, I swear. We're already at the back of the pack, we have nothing to lose."

"I think that's the first time I've heard a driver try to argue their way out of the main strategy," Crofty laughed on the broadcast.

"Box, Y/n. Box."

You sighed, thinking you've reached your defeat. You pulled into your pit box and noticed the green ring on the tires.

They're putting you on inters.

They're following your strategy.

You clicked the radio button back on, "Thank you," you screamed to your team.

You were briefed with everything a few days ago, but you couldn't help but come up with your own plan after getting the weather report for the weekend.

The rain was about a minute away now and you begged the team to put you on intermediate tires right at this time. You knew it would be difficult to drive on a barley damp track like this, but if it worked you could be looking at a podium.

You only had to drive a single lap before it started pouring and your plan payed off. Almost the entire grid struggled with their dry tires in the new track conditions, giving you time to create a lead as they had to slow down and pit.

Every lap you completed as race leader made you more anxious than the last. You held your breath as you reached the last corner of the last lap, vaguely able to see the chequered flag. Tears filled your eyes as you crossed the finish line in P1, the Williams garage being shown on the big screen sprinting out to congratulate you.

-

Before you had the chance to jump into the arms of your team, Oscar was running up to you. He picked you up and pressed his soft lips to yours right in front of the cameras. You smiled into the kiss, happy tears still streaming down your cheeks.

He pulled you into a tight hug, "I'm so proud of you. I love you so much," he mumbled into your hair.

"I love you too, Osc." you laughed through your crying.

He pulled away, cupping your face in his hands, and kissing your forehead. You smiled as he wiped your cheeks with his thumbs.

"So... instead of us interacting with each other online to keep our relationship private, you decide to make out with me in public?"

Oscar laughed and hugged you again, "Just enjoy the moment.”

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F1 Y/n L/n makes history as the first woman to win an F1 Grand Prix and the first win for Williams since 2012. Well done 👏

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yourusername fact is walter white james vowles couldn't have done it without me 🗣️

georgerussell63 so true 🔥

logansargeant LETS FUCKING GOOOO

yourusername RAHHHH

susie_wolff I'm so proud of you 💗

yourusername <3

user7 the way susie was recording her on the podium like a proud mom :')

user8 ROOKIE WIN

user4 🐐🐐

lewishamilton @/yourusername incredible drive today. congrats on the win, it was well deserved

yourusername tysm lew 🫶

jensonbutton thats literally my daughter

youruseranme DAD 🫂

user3 I thought she was supposed to be Toto's daughter...

user6 @/user3 toto, lewis, nico, jenson──they're all related one way or another

user2 family tree is a wreath

mercedesamgf1 all hail queen y/n

user9 y/n to Mercedes 2025 !!!

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oscarpiastri y/n l/n. my best friend, the love of my life, and a formula 1 grand prix race winner. this is such an incredible achievement and I am so happy for you. I know you are out there inspiring so many young women and I couldn't be prouder. you are the most incredible girlfriend, driver, and person I have ever met. congratulations on the win, you deserve it. I love you ❤️

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yourusername osccc 🥹 you've been my #1 fanboy since our karting days and I can't thank you enough for all the support you've given me <3 I love you so much

♡ by oscarpiastri

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end notes: tysm for reading <3 don’t ask me about the real life mechanics behind the tires bc im obviously not qualified for that 💀 i based that scene off of the strategy i use when i play gran turismo and i see the clouds get grey (it’s never failed me)

[cluelylikesporn]

Hii so this is somewhat my first time doing a request so I’m sorry if it sucks or sum 😭😭 Could you do Mike schmidt x babysitter! reader? Where Abby teases the reader in front of Mike for having a crush on him? srry if it doesn’t make sense or sound like sum interesting I just thought it would be cute 😭

RAHHH first of all thank you for your suggestion!!

second, its legit so cute wtff😭 dont even say it sucks

ALSO DISCLAIMER I KNOW IVE BEEN SAYING ILL POST FOR LIKE FUCKING 5 MONTHS AND THE FNAF SHIT HAS DIED DOWN BUT GUYSSS CMONN COME BACK

Im a lazy cunt😭

word count:

mike shmidt x babysitter!reader !!

gender neutral reader (correct me if i fuck it up)

mentions of y/n. literally once.

word count: 637

I WROTE THIS AT 2AM FORGIVE ANY MISTAKES OK GOODNIGHT

mike walked inside after his first shift at freddy’s, slightly rattled by the dream he had.. but glad to be home to finally get some freaking sleep.

when the door opened, he was BLESSED by the sight of you. abbys babysitter. if he had maybe a drop of self respect or confidence he could ask you out, maybe even date. but lets be honest hes a complete wuss and his best excuse is “not wanting to ruin the thing they had now” which was an occasional awkward exchange of the same 5 phrases such as “hello, good morning, how are you? im ok. how are you? good, hows abby? good. good.” and then a super awkward silence. but in the recent days, when he still worked at the mall he and you actually had nice conversations that didnt feel forced. mike had hope yet.

“hey, y/n.” he said as he put his keys down, observing abby as she swung her feet in excitement from the table, watching you as you made her pancakes.

“hi mike !” you say, turning to him slightly and cracking a smile before you looked away to put the pancakes on a plate and pass them to abby. luckily you looked away when you did because your eye contact was enough to make mike look like a tomato. “i hope you dont mind i made pancakes, if you want some, theres a little more i was gonna put away !” you said, reaching for a plate. “im ok, thanks. and dont worry about it.” he said, sitting next to abby who was looking between him and you, plotting an evil, DEVIOUS, horrid plan with a grin comparable to the cheshire cat. mike gave abby a terrified look as he began regretting even MENTIONING the idea of you in a romantic way to abby. he began mouthing pleads of her to show an ounce of mercy but she already turned to you and began to open her mouth.

“are you busy this weekend?” abby said while making direct eye contact with mike and snarfing down pancakes.

“uhm.. i dont think so? my only plans from now and the unforeseeable future is watching you so if your asking to hang out chances are ill be with you already, weirdo.” you said, as you begin washing up the dishes used to cook.

“not for me, silly! for mike!" she says innocently, batting her eyes and grinning like a madman to me.

god, ive never been more terrified by a fucking 10 year old. trying to brush off the comment of a date to a child, you piece together a response.

"uhh, if im babysitting you.. and its a weekend.. mike would be there too..!" you said awkwardly, trying to just scrub a damn pan.

"but, what if i was at a friends house?" abby added

"then i wouldnt be there." you say.

"but mikes so lonely..! he has so friends-" abby begins, before mike puts his hand on her mouth.

"abby, stop being weird- what the hell!" he says before being interrupted by abby licking his freaking hand.

"thats so unhygienic, dont do that." he says as abby giggles evilly, and you begin to speak.

"well if mikes sooo lonely, he can.. i don't know... just maybe.. ask? if i wanna hang out? because id.. say yes?" you say, looking at mike.

he blessed the skies above that you were actually confronting and he didn't have to face the awkward rejection that haunted him.

the kitchen was finally quiet for a moment, until abby break the silence.

"do it, do it, do it." she chants silently.

"would you.. wanna go out.. with me.?" mike said silently and awkwardly, cursing himself in his head for being so nervous when she literally confirmed she was down.

"sure, mike schmidt."

[daenystheedreamer]

idk if you've ever had meta/thoughts but i'd love to hear your headcanon on Tysha?

I for one hope that she left the westerlands and idk became a successful innkeeper or baker far way from the lannister and found a good man or woman to spend her life with who loves her no matter what

ok for honesty's sake im VERY annoying and love ambiguity... she went nowhere! she lives only in tyrion's memory! she's 'dead' because no one remembers who she really was! etc etc. i dont think she's the sailor's wife cos thats obviously gerion and the point i think is that SHE'S NOT A WHORE. SHE IS NOT 'WHERE WHORES GO' thats pointless and mindless ahh!!! sorry i just hate when theorists use that as evidence rahhh. i do like mindset's theory that she is penny's mother (incest tw). not necessarily that im gung ho for it but its the one i believe in the most<3 she taught her kids that song! though i hope she just had a normal happy life <3

[bonesandthebees]

IM STILL EXCITED ABOUT ROSE DJDJDJD

and maybe even more now that im reading priory (look at me finally noticing its not priority after all this time lol) im just really in the royalty vibes yk and would love to read more of rose

but at the same time im reading priory so, ive got over 700 pages still to go (and a whole sequel/prequel thing that I believe is longer) so I dont mind waiting at all

(also finding out priory is shorter than stars is fucking with my brain like its THAT long???)

and about priory, thats a big book with big words and im struggling ngl, definitely the hardest thing ive read in english (and ive read the iliad and odyssey)

but its so cool, im enjoying all the court things and the hierarchy and religions and just about everything, also DRAGONS

this book talks about periods and now I have undying respect for the author

anyway, good luck with any writing (original work is cool af so write whatever you feel like), but dont stress about constantly putting something out

sending love to yall <3

part of the reason I read priory in the first place was because I wanted to read more royalty fantasy stories as research for writing rose. then I fell in love with samantha shannon's world so that was a bonus but yeah I just love royalty vibes I love reading them and I love writing them it's just so good rahhh

god. finding out stars was longer than priory also broke my brain. wdym I wrote that much. what's wrong with me.

I can imagine priory would be really difficult to read if english isn't your first language. there were a few words in it I didn't even know and I'm a native english speaker. I hope it's not too difficult that you can't enjoy it though because it's such an incredible story. I absolutely adore the exploration of religion and differences in religious myths and how myths like that can get distorted over time it's such an interesting subject

YES IT ALSO TALKS ABOUT PERIODS!! samantha shannon never shies away from mentioning things like periods and how the women in her stories deal with them and it's so refreshing. also, in a day of fallen night, one of our POV characters is a woman in her 50s and very early on there's a mention of how she's dealt with menopause which was also incredibly refreshing like yes these are real things women deal with that are just never talked about it's so nice to see them just casually mentioned!

thank youuu I'm trying not to put stress on myself but I feel bad :((( it's ok I'm taking my time

[pingunaa]

HIIIIIIII PALEONTOLOGIST 🦕 🦖

I figure yr getting out of school soon and I’m so so sleepy so I just wanted to say hi and I hope you had a good day !!!! You made it through week 2!! Already 20% done with this term 💪💪 so proud 🥹 I love that emoji omg

I need to go back to doing those drawings omg

Today iiiiiiiii went to lunch with my grandpa and sister and got to see my grandpas dog, and we had steak to celebrate my moms bday, andddddddd I talked to my friend a bunch and talked to his mommm and iiiiiii drove TOMATER all the way across town and back😮‍💨 it was soso scary but I made it. TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE PULLED OUT IN FRONT OF ME IM SO MADDDDDDDD 😭😭 next time I’m not stopping idc

I have schedule pickup and school photos on Wednesday and I’m not ready to go back 😭😭 but I also think it’ll be good for me 🤑🤑

HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY ILL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS

Have some Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen :)

JUST 8 WEEKS LEFT OF SCJOOL BEFORE IBGET SNOTHER TWO WEEK BREAK ✊✊✊ thank uuuuuu 😋😋😋🫶🫶🫶🫶

RAHHH I LOVE DOGS 😡😡😡😡 unfortunately i don’t see them much unless i go to my friends houses 😔

I LOVE TALKING TO KY DRIENDS PARENTS 😍😍 literally like hesss lovee!!!!! wait hold on quick TOMATER sketch on my phone

that’s the best i could do oh my gif wait it’s starting to rain i’m gonna start running

ok i’m home cool

BOO TO THE STUPID DRIVERS THAN CANT SRIVE 🚌🚌🚌🚌🚌

omg scho photos… what a nightmare. NONO cus i had my school photos like feb right?! GOD I WISH I CAN SHOW U. they decide to blur everything right? my beauty marks n everything right? BUT THEY MADE ME SHINY. i guarantee u i am not that shiny pls. ANDANDAND!!! i am looking in two directions in my photo 😣 i swear to god its so bad. i hope urs turn out so much better than mine omg

RHABK YOU’nn!!!!

[shadeslayer]

Also doing job applications and screaming to the wind with the "gender required" shit. It's so hateful. RAHHH give us better options or don't require it at all. Sorry hope you get a job of your dreams.

I KNOWWW LITERALLY! its so fucking annoying as well bc up until this app every time there was a gender selector i was able to select "prefer not to answer" or an equivalent. but this one was like uhh yeah theres a toggle for it but dont like, Use it. are you a man or a woman. like. literally both and neither. its such a bitch bc all my transitional stuff like im out as a ~trans man generally and my name is masc so i go with male but now i also know that being slotted as Male in a professional setting makes my 2s ass super dysphoric 🙄 literally lose/lose situation. what reason is there to Need to know. esp in this case that its a weed dispo in a blue state like girl what are u fucking doinnggggg. incredibly basic Liberal Moment: reading their long ass non discrimination policy and being forced to sign it like 3 times over abt veteran status and disability status (also always pick choose not to answer bc FUCK you) and then theyre like ok now u know that we dont discriminate on gender or queerness... are u a male or female. Be honest. Die

TYSM tho darling i hope you do too!!! <3333 its a pain rn as well cuz i got smth back on a horse job but they dont want to hire til next year and i realized that applying mid december is like the time places least want to hire yknow ._. but fingers CROSSED. for BOTH of us!!!!!

[duhaerith]

been loving ur art recently!! especially boothill he looks so cool RAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (/pos) good luck on ur pulls for him or congrats if u already got him!!!

also i hope this hasnt been asked already or if you already clarified it but are you gonna be doing more art of that cyberpunk au with tartaglia? its ok if not i just never saw any other posts of it and got curious!! loved the concept btw

thank you so much!!! 🥺🥺🥺💕🥺💕 i got him!!!!! hehehehehe

and im planning on working more on the cyberpunk au (i have some ideas) but not right now! thank you again 🫶🏻

[snailslunchpail]

SALUTATIONS SNAIL

jiji offers bery !! 🍓

SALUTATIONS JEEM CHEESE !!! 🫡🫡🫡

RAHHH!!!! OK ILY SM JEEMERS!!! youre so funny and silly and i always look forward to interacting with you !!!! oAUSGHSD i feel like i say the same things everytime SORRY AGSHSJD BUT I ALWAYS GET SO EXCITED WHEN TALKING TO U you're really sweet and u have the best images/gifs EVER !! AND UR ALSO ALSO LIKE SUCH A GOOD CODER ??? ur website amazes me so much omg.. 😦🫶🫶🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️ BUT YA I JUST REALLY LOVE UR ENERGY and i like singing songs with u over tumblr xD OH AND ALSO it makes me feel so special that u have a silly little tag for me !!!! ITS ALWAYS SUCH A JOY TO LOOK THROUGH AND MAKES ME VERY HAPPY :D

SO THANK U JEEMERS <333 I HOPE U HAVE A GREAT REST OF UR NIGHT ♡ (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

[sanaexus]

social's as karasu's girlfriend

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yourusername: sorry the last image was necessary

tagged: karasu_tabito

chigi.who: i love how the pictures slowly became weirder ↳yourusername: he's a silly lil fella ↳karasu_tabito: i hate you 😊 ↳yourusername: wow ok guess i'll go hit up my side chicks ↳karasu_tabito: you have 4 contacts on your phone and two of them are your parents and one is me

↳yourusername: what if i have a secret phone ↳karasu_tabito: you can hide your secrets as well as reo and nagi can hide their relationship ↳reo.miikage: WHY BRING US INTO THIS ↳kuniisuke: you didn't even try to deny?? ↳nagi.seishiro: i told him hiding a relationship is a hassle

user1: karasu looks so punchable like bitch wipe that stupid smirk of you before i slap you ↳karasu_tabito: you just called me punchable and then told me you'll slap me ↳yourusername: shut up it's the thought that counts

isaichii: the last image looks like he has 16 uno cards up his ass ↳yourusername: real it's canon i was the 7th uno card up his ass ↳karasu_tabito: what the fuck no

eita.otoya: you donr smile like that around me nor do you make a heart on your food for me ↳karasu_tabito: she doesn't ditch me for a random chick she met at a cafe ↳yourusername: i would maybe i should ↳karasu_tabito: you'll scare them off ↳yourusername: OH FUCK OFF

megubachi: last image is major shidou vibes ↳shiidoryu: i don't eat grass i ate ass ↳rin.itoshi: eat* ↳rin.itoshi: WAIT THE FUCK? I JUST RE-READ THE SENTENCE WHAT DID I JUST SEE ↳yourusername: rate sae's ass on the scale of 1-10 based on taste, texture, flavour, and bounciness ↳shiidoryu: overall it's a 9.866/10 ↳itoshi_sae: please kys ↳itoshi_sae: i hope you fucking choke ↳itoshi_sae: thank you i guess ↳shiidoryu: i am a proud masochist btw

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yourusername: turns out kids hate him

tagged: karasu_tabito

user2: first picture looks like you're talking him on a walk ↳yourusername: that's bc i am he's a lil furry fella ↳karasu_tabito: do you not have anything else to do other than insult me ↳eita.otoya: FREEDOM OF SPEECH ↳megubachi: RAHHH WE'RE IN A FREE COUNTRY💯💯🗣🗣‼‼🔥🔥💣💣🔫🔫😎😎🔛🔝 ↳shiidoryu: WHAT'S A KILOMETER 💯💯🗣🗣‼‼🔥🔥💣💣🔫🔫😎😎🔛🔝 ↳isaichii: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💯💯🔛🔝 ↳karasu_tabito: sigh

julian.loki: WHO SAID I CAN'T WEAR MY CONVERSE WITH MY DRESS? OH BABY THAT'S JUST ME 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯 ↳user3: never in a million year would i have thought i'd see THE julian loki say that ↳julian.loki: why? can a man not wear converse with his dress ↳yourusername: you'd look bad in it ↳yourusername: you look bad in everything ↳julian.loki: BIRCH FYCKING WAYCH OUT I'LL STEAL YOUR ADOPT ME OETS ↳yourusername: FUCKIGN TRY ME HOE POW POW BOTHC ↳julian.loki: *pulls on your hair* ↳yourusername: *kicks your nuts* ↳julian.loki: YOU CNAR BEAT ME I'M BATMAN ↳yourusername: YOU CANT EVEN BE ROBIN

reo.miikage: to be fair if someone with 15 pounds of hairgel, a creepy smile held me i'd hate them too and be terrified and probably piss myself ↳karasu_tabito: I DO NOT PUT 15 POUNDS OF HAIRGEL AND I DO NOT HAVE A CREEPY SMILE ↳yourusername: both are up for deabte ↳karasu_tabito: kys

karasu_tabito: we look cute together ↳yourusername: i know right like i feel bad for other couples bc we're js the best ↳reo.miikage: cough ↳nagi.seishiro: choki doesn't agree ↳yourusername: choki is also a fucking cactus so stfu ↳nagi.seishiro: not cool dude :x ↳kuniisuke: "the best" are you sure? ↳chigi.who: i will eat your liver ↳yourusername: BEO WHAT 😦😦

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karasu_tabito: we do act like normal couples (sometimes)

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nikkoki: the lego man should have been a soccer play, karasu can barely get a glass of water without spilling it ↳mikka.kaiser: MOTHERFUCKER ↳mikka.kaiser: bITCH ITS FOOT FUCKING BALL YOU DUMWITS ↳hiyori: CAN YOU NOT GO ONE POST WITHOUT POINTING THAY OUT YOU CHICKEN ↳shiidoryu: who's foot is fucking whose balls? ↳rin.itoshi: dimwits* that* whose* ↳alexis.ness: THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF KAISER COMMENT ARE YOU GUYS TO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND OR WHAT ↳yourusername: BOY STFU GO FUCK HIS BALLS WITH YOUR FOOT ↳shiidoryu: ohhh so ness's feet are fucking kaiser's balls got it ↳alexis.ness: apparently we aren't gay ↳yourusername: oh you aren't? ↳eita.otoya: WHY A CHICKEN? KAISER SEEMS LIKE HE WOULD TASTE LIKE BLUEBERRIES NOT CHICKEN ↳kenyu.yukimiya: THAT'S NOT THE FUCK POINT ↳karasu_tabito: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GF APPRICIATION POST NOT FUCKING EACHOTHER BALLS WITH YOUR FEET OR GUESSING HOW WE TASTE

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user3: you look so pretty in the first picture, date me and leave this wannabe assassin ↳yourusernme: you're right take me to mcdonalds and we'll plan the wedding ↳karasu_tabito: not on my watch you wont ↳yourusername: WELL SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE ME MCDONALDS TO PLAN MY WEDDING AND YOU WON'T DO IT ↳karasu_tabito: fine be ready in 15 if you take a second more than that i'm dropping you off at pet shelter ↳yourusername: RUDE??? ↳yourusername: i like the pet shelter anyway so win win for me

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WOOO WE'RE FINALLY DONEEEE WITH THIS ONEE feels good to finish this anw i dont like it bye guys

[shyficwriter]

The Dark

Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic | Reader x Yondu

Summary: While on a mission Yondu discovers Reader is afraid of the dark.

Word Count: 2,134

"Ok, remember everyone, stay with your buddy. That goes double for you Groot. I don't want anyone getting lost." Peter said as the gang filed out of the ship.

"I am Groot!" Groot pouted, and Rocket laughed, patting the little tree-child on the back.

The team had been sent by a client to Carthan looking for a very old and valuable scroll. The client had pinpointed the whereabouts of where it might be, but the potential location was still broad enough that Peter decided it'd be better if everyone split into teams and split up to look for it.

Peter paired with Gamora, of course, and Mantis and Drax got paired. Kraglin was with Rocket and Groot, and you got teamed up with Yondu. Everyone also had little maps of the areas they were meant to explore. Speaking of maps, Peter had just called out asking if everyone had theirs. Yondu held up the map you two had been given to show you guys had it, as did Kraglin and Mantis with theirs. Peter already had his and Gamora's in his hand.

"Alright, it looks like everyone's good to go, let's go split up, we'll meet back up at the ship before sundown unless someone finds the scroll before that. If you find the scroll, make sure to page everyone else so they can stop looking. Everyone got that?" Peter waited for nods from everyone. "Ok, good. Let's head out."

You turned to Yondu. "Ready, old man?" you joked, nudging him in the arm.

"Yeah, c'mon, brat." he replied, heading off in the direction the map said you needed to go.

"So, where does the map say we're headed?" you ask, glancing at the map in his hands.

Yondu pointed. "Ya see that cave over there?"

You saw what looked to be the entrance of a cave not in the distance. "Yeah, I think. So we're looking around there?"

Yondu shook his head. "Nah, in the cave." he said nonchalantly.

You swallowed. "Sorry, can you repeat that?"

"I said we're gonna be looking in the cave." he repeated. Looking over to you he added. "Is that a problem?"

"No, why would it be?" you ask, trying your best to act unbothered.

"Just checkin." Yondu grinned.

You two finally reach the the cave a few minutes later. 'Maybe this won't be so bad?' you think to yourself as the two of you approached closer, trying to psyche yourself up.

However, once standing at the cave entrance you hesitated.

"Ya coming?" Yondu asked, an eyebrow raised.

"I, uh, I think I need to go to the bathroom." you say, stalling.

Yondu rolled his eyes and sighed. "Hurry up then."

As you made your way towards a not too far off patch of bushes Yondu put his hands on his hips and called after you, "This is why ya go before leaving the ship!"

You made your way back a few minutes later, and stopped outside the entrance again. Before you could think of another excuse to stall Yondu spoke up. "Looks awful dark in there, ya bring a flashlight?"

"Yeah," you say, pulling the small one you kept on you out from a jacket pocket. You went to click it on, but no light came out. "Shit."

"What's wrong now?"

"My flashlight's dead." You say, smacking it on your palm hoping that might work.

"Ya didn't think to check it before ya left the ship?" Yondu sighed.

"Well I didn't think we'd be be looking in a cave!"

"Always be prepared for anything." Yondu lectured, pulling a flashlight of his own from inside his jacket. "Mine alone will have to do." he said, clicking it on and making a grimaced face when he noticed the beam of light wasn't the greatest. Not the worst, but still not the greatest. Perhaps he should have been more prepared as well... He started to head inside, making it a few feet before he noticed you were no longer beside him. He turned around to notice you standing there, staring into the cave. "Come on now," he said, "Don't tell me yer afraid of the dark."

You blushed and looked at him indignantly. "No! Don't be dumb."

"Then what's the hold up? Ya can't possibly need to pee again- and if ya do then ya need to get that checked out."

"Nothing," you say, still blushing. "Shut up." You defiantly catch up to him and the two of you enter the cave.

"I was gonna suggest we split up to cover more ground in here, but since we only have my light we might as well stick together." Yondu said, sweeping his light back and forth over the empty cave walls and floor.

For a moment he flicks the light up to the ceiling of the cave, disturbing a bat-like creature in the process which then proceeds fly towards your heads before darting out of the cave. You let out a short scream when this happens and Yondu laughs at your reaction.

As you both walk further into the cave Yondu notices you growing more and more quiet. He allows the silence to linger for a bit before eventually tapping the back of your arm to get your attention, only to have you respond with a startled cry and jumping out of your skin.

Yondu's surprise fades quickly into amusement, and he grins while asking, "Ya are afraid of the dark, aren't ya?"

You feel your face grow hot again as you attempt to deny it, but Yondu isn't having it.

"Ain't ya a little old to be scared of the dark?" he teased.

"Aren't you a little old in general?" you shot back.

Yondu only grinned, not even taking offense. "That's funny coming from someone who jumps at any little thing that goes bump in the night."

"Do not!" you retort.

"What was that then? Ya sure looked scared." He laughed.

"Shut up, you just startled me, is all."

Yondu turned back to the task at hand, grinning. "Sure. Sure. I believe ya..."

You punched him in the arm. "Leave me alone."

The two of you didn't say anything more for a long while, just walking through the cave by the light of Yondu's flashlight and not seeing anything more than rock and dirt. You happened upon a widening in the cave and Yondu shone his flashlight over the walls to reveal the cave branched off in two directions.

"Which way should we take?" you ask as the both of you make your way further into the clearing.

Before Yondu answered the light went off, leaving the two of you in complete darkness.

You gasped audibly and your breath caught in your throat. "Yon-Yondu?"

He didn't respond.

"Yondu?" you say more urgently. You reach out for him, but he isn't there. You begin to hear a low growling coming from your other side and your voice trembles as you say, "Yondu, this isn't funny!"

You let out a shrill shriek when suddenly you are grabbed from behind and shaken as a snarly voice yells, "RAHHH!"

You are released just as quickly as it happened, the snarly yell having turned into Yondu's laughter. "Aw, man! I wish I could've seen yer face!" Yondu said, doubling over and slapping his knee. His laughter was cut short, however, when he started to hear what sounded like you crying.

They weren't loud sobs, but more of the kind of quiet, frightened tears of someone who was trying not to cry but just couldn't stop.

"Aw, hell, darlin," Yondu said remorsefully, flicking the flashlight back on so he could see you, only for you to hide your face from him. "Come on now, I didn't mean it." he said, pulling you against his chest in a comforting gesture, feeling guilty because he hadn't meant to scare you that badly and realizing that you must actually be absolutely terrified of the dark. "It's alright. It was jus' me. Yer ok."

He rubbed a hand up and down your back in further attempts to comfort you as you were still crying against his chest. He attempted to lighten the mood, "Guess it's a good thing ya already went outside, otherwise it'd probably be down yer leg with how good I got ya."

He quickly realized this was the wrong thing to say, as it only made you cry harder, your breaths now coming in hiccupy gasps. Yondu quickly tried damage control, hating to see you like this. "Sorry! I was just being funny- I take it back!! Ya don't need to cry no more!" he said, squeezing you tighter. "Yer ok. Ya don't need to be scared of anythin' in here. Scariest thing in here is me."

He held you for a few more moments, soft shushes and 'it's ok's' being muttered as you started calming down. 'Damn. I really am goin' soft.' he thought.

You wiped your eyes and Yondu lifted your chin to make you look at him. "Feel better?" he asked.

You nodded softly.

Just then the two of you were surprised by the sound of snarling coming from the left of you. It wasn't Yondu this time.

Yondu swung the light to fall on a short, slimy looking creature. It was completely white and hairless and looked a bit like a fat mutated dog. It had no eyes, but what it lacked in eyes it seemingly made up for in extra jagged teeth. It snarled again and lunged for the two of you, but it was quickly taken out by Yondu's arrow before it really even got off the ground.

Yondu called his arrow back, chuckling lightly. "See, I told ya. Scariest thing in here is me- What's that face for?"

You had gone completely white, your eyes wide as saucers. "Ba-Baby." you managed to stammer out, starting to tremble.

"Baby?? What the hell does that mean? What's gotten into you?"

Your voice now came out as a strained whisper and you pointed behind him. "That- That was the baby..."

Yondu momentarily raised an eyebrow, and then he felt hot breath on the back of his neck. His eyes flew wide and he spun around to see a giant, and much uglier, version of the creature he had just killed standing right before him. He shielded you with his body and attempted to whistle for his arrow, but the creature smacked him aside with its giant paw before he was able.

Yondu flew into the wall, whereas you, having been behind him, had only gotten knocked to the ground. The flashlight was spinning in lazy circles on the ground, its beam of light spinning about the room with it.

Yondu yelled for you to grab the light, to train it on the creature so he could get a shot.

Adrenaline coursed through your veins as you lunged for the light, training it towards the sounds of the beast. Yondu was pulling himself up to a seated position while he tried to aim his blaster at the creature. He fired off a shot, but it only seemed to make the creature angry, its roar nearly shaking the cave.

You pulled out your blaster, your hands shaking as you attempt to aim. You fire, but only hit it in the shoulder.

This made it angrier and it turned to you. You fired again, only this time you missed. You heard Yondu's blaster fire and the beast whipped back to face Yondu. He tried to fire again, but nothing happened.

"Dammit, my blaster's jammed!"

Panicked, you drop the flashlight and you fire. You fire again. And again. And again. And again.

One of your shots managed to kill it, but you weren't sure which one. In truth you only realized it had died when you heard the weight of its fall and the cave grew silent.

Yondu picked up the light and pulled you into a side hug. "Ya did good. Saved my ass."

"Don't mention it." you say numbly.

A transmission then came over your communicators. Mantis and Drax had found the scroll under the floorboards of an abandoned shack, so everyone else could stop looking and head back to the ship.

"Good," you say, then looking at Yondu, "Can we please get out of here?"

"Sure ya don't wanna stay awhile?" Yondu teased, only for you to playfully shove him. "Alright, alright, we're goin'!" he laughed.

As you two made your way out of the cave Yondu spoke up again. "Tell ya what. I won't tell anyone 'bout ya being afraid of the dark," he started,"-or how good I scared ya-" he laughed, earning him an eye-roll and a half-hearted swat from you, "if ya don't say nuttin to the others about me going soft. Deal?"

You grinned up at him. "Deal."

[bssaz97]

The Grimm Hound tries to kidnap Oscar only for Gerald and the other Grimm pets to stop it before it gets away.

Jaune: Oscar! *draws Crocea Mors and revs up the Hoverbike*

Yang: Wait no! He’s using Oscar as a shield!

Jaune: Wait… is this one like…?

Ren: *points Stormflower at the Hound* Let him go!

The Hound: (growls and grunts) …..No.

Ren gasps in horror, both Yang and Jaune’s eyes widen in shock as well. This Grimm had not only exhibited a capacity for high intelligence, but also could speak.

The Hound begins to walk away with the unconscious boy in hand, but before it could move any further, it stopped in its tracks.

It smelled a new scent, several. They weren’t human or faunus. There were Grimm nearby….

*whistle*

“Oi dipshit!”

The Hound turns towards the direction of the voice and is immediately met with a can to the face. The offending object falls to the ground, clanging on to the street.

“Up here!”

The Hound looks up and sees that the voice was coming from up high on one of the light posts… from a Grimm parrot.

Eric: Ha! And they were saying you’s was smart! My beak! Can’t even dodge a tin can!

The Hound: (growls)

The Hound crouches down and instantly it leaps up at the light post in anger.

Eric: Oh shit! *flies away*

The Hound: (growls) *leaps to the ground*

Jaune: Eric?! What are you doing here?!

Eric: Asking myself the damn same question! AH! *avoids a swipe from the Hound* What the hell’s takin’ so long you big lug?! Get over here already!

The Hound is about to strike once more at the flying pest. But before he could, another scent appeared. It was approaching, no… charging. Fast!

Before it could react, the Hound gets rammed by a large mass that hits its left side, causing it to slides on the street.

The Hound shakes its head and looks forward, sniffing the air. This was another Grimm. A BIG one!

Rising on its two hind legs, the large mass reveals itself to be a larger than average Ursa Major.

But to some, it was referred only as-

Jaune: Gerald!

Gerald: *ROAR!*

Eric: *lands on another light post* About fuckin’ time ya got here! The hell took ya so dang long?

The Hound: (growls)

Gerald: (growls)

Gerald lands back to stand on all fours again, preparing for another charge.

The Hound having no patience to waste any more time here, it forced its body to contort until two wings formed on its back.

Leaping to the air, the Hound leaps into the air with Oscar and-

“SQUAK!”

The Hound growls as if feels one of its legs being held back, turning it meets the gaze of a very large Nevermore, staring at the Hound with its cockeyed gaze.

Jeremy: SQUAK!

With a mighty tug the Hound found itself being pulled along and thrown back towards the ground at high speeds.

*CRASH!*

The Hound: (groans and growls)

The Hound gets up, still holding onto the farm boy that its master wanted. It shakes head for any rumble off and before it can do anything else, the Hound gets leaped onto by a mere Beowul from behind.

Ben claws at the Hounds’ face and neck, then bites down onto its neck, causing the Hound to cry out in pain!

The Hound let out an angry roar! It reaches behind its back and grabs onto this damned traitor’s fur sinking its claws into its skin.

Ben: *Pained growl*

The Hound now having a tight hold of the Beowulf, flings the beast over its shoulders and into a nearby wall!

Ben: *pained whine*

The Hound: (growl) ...Bad Dog!

Ben struggles to get up, it lets out a howl but the Hound steps on his chest. The Hound lets out a loud roar to assert dominance, expecting the Beowulf to whimper or back down. What the Hound instead found was that the Beowulf stared coldly at the Hounds gaze, even going as far bare his teeth at it, showing it that there’d be no surrendering.

The Hound: …Foolish.

It cocks back its claw, planning to finish off this defiant Beowulf off once me for all.

But before it could, the Hound smelt a familiar scent. It found itself being rammed into again by that damned Ursa once again.

The Hound found itself being in a wrestling match with this Ursa, its overall size giving a clear advantage. It tries to claw at the Ursa’s sides but Gerald has been in many fights before with other Grimm, so his fur was thick and not so easily pierced.

Gerald slams the Hound into the ground and sinks his teeth into its muscular neck!

The Hound: *Pained Roar!*

Gerald doesn’t relent, and keeps biting until he tears a piece of flesh from the Hound’s neck!

The Hound lets out a howl of pain, slowly turning into a painful whine.

The Hound: …Finish… it.

Gerald spits out the flesh that he had in his mouth, he stares into the Hound, as it lays down vulnerable… weak.

Gerald: (growls)

The Hound feels the Ursa press it’s paw firmly against its body, leans down towards him and…

Grabs the unconscious Farm Boy from its grasp.

The Hound could do nothing, it lay there not having the strength to even fight back, having sustained such serious injuries from the many Grim that now surrounded it.

Gerald holds Oscar by his jacket collar, he releases another menacing growl towards the Hound, a warning.

Then after the Hound later it’s head back down, Gerald and his pack left the Hound on the ground in its shame.

Eric: I still think ya outta finish off that bastard by the way.

Gerald: (growl)

Eric: Oh don’t ya give me that! Ya know damn well that I ain’t crazy enough to try to finish the job myself.

Ben: (pants… barks!)

Eric: I was plenty useful! Given that I had ta distract his ass when you bastards were takin’ forever to get here.

Jeremy: SQUAK!

Eric: I hate all ya’s…..

Yang: Jaune. What the hell did we just see?

Jaune: Pretty sure it was a Grimm throw down.

Ren: But how did they know we were here?

Gerald: Rah! *drops Oscar in front of them*

Jaune: Instinct? Look, let’s just get Oscar out of here and continue to evacuate Mantle. Sound good?

Yang: Ok… man, am I glad we didn’t throw out the big guy when he was just a cub. Or his brothers.

Eric: *lands on her shoulders* Oh please. You wouldn’t be able to resist our good looks Toots.

Yang: *eyes turn crimson* Call me that again, and I’m turning you into fried Chicken…

Eric: Alright! Alright! Yeesh, and you’re supposed to be the funny one. *flies off her shoulder*

Gerald: Rahhh!

-Fin-

A/N: Never done a Grimm brawl of this magnitude before, I hope it reaches up to y’all’s standards. It was really fun to make this and hey, I’m glad that I was able to make something with Gerald and everyone in it again!