#ragnorall the dragonite

[askteamshelds]

Jeff@Chrono: BAHAHAHA, Did you sleep in lad? Ah, it happens to the best of us! Now we can get back to laying WASTE to this pitiful excuse of a castle you call home! Dibs on the smelly human over there!

Chrono: Yeah it was a lot of sleeping, but I’m not complaining. I get why you and the others go off to sleep for so long. I’m not one for laying waste to anything. I mean...it’s shelter. Comfortable shelter. 

Please don’t eat my trainer. I kind of like him. He feeds not only me, but the rest of us. Takes care of us when we’re sick. I know you’re all about the destruction of the world for your rule, but could you maybe...just leave this little area for me? I mean if it comes down to it and you need help with some territory thing I’m sure I can convince everyone here to help you. 

@askadragonite

[askadragonite]

“What have you all got to celebrate! Another year of surviving ME?!

BAHH! You all just wait!

I’ll be burning down ya’ cities and stomping all over your puny little bodies in the months to come! You just wait, that’s a Ragnorall promise, ya all hear that!?

Ah’m sick n’ tired of going easy on all you pansies! That shit ain’t flying this year? Wanna hear my resolution ya’ punks? To finish the rest of you snobby little gits off!

Piss’ sake, wakin’ me up for this shit.”

[dragonoak--kingdom]

Jeff: Oh, was that your carriage and steeds over the hill there? Well, heads up you're gonna need to find a new ride home *urp* Gya ha ha! Ragnorall, professional dragon at your service. Any children in need of kidnapping or what not, hun? gya ha ha!

Queen Darina: Darina Melina Fey Athanasius, Queen of the Dragon Oak Kingdom. It is a pleasure to acquaintance myself with you. To answer your question, no, I have not brought a child into this world. But I assure you Sir Ragnorall, you are neither the first nor biggest dragon who has tested my ability in the act of a battle.

…

I shall request a new carriage for retrieval. 

[illusion-siblings-blog]

[askadragonite]