*average person gets thrown through 3 windows a year* factoid is actually just a statistical error. average person gets thrown through 0 windows per year. Trafalgar Law, who has been experiencing defenestration since he was 10 years old, is an outlier and should not have been counted
RagDoll Princess ~
This is my attempt at making my own ragdoll princess... i really enjoyed her time on adventure time... alluring and obscure she always drew my eye.
★king has no personal opinion on prince, other than considering him a nuisance since he'd always interfere when he'd try manipulating princess
★out of all the animals on the farm, prince is 4th in line for the most intense breeding kink
★princess may or may not have clawed one of the farmhands eyes out after they just finished manicuring her nails (she saw them flirting with you)
★king is aloof most of the time, a habit he formed after Getting added into the farm because everyone kept trying to talk to him (he hates chatterboxes)
★prince leaves multiple "gifts" Infront of your bedroom door
★princess likes to steal whatever clothes you have and wear them
★all three of them stalked you back into the city one time and it took a week for them To find their way back
★princess is germaphobic
★king likes to watch you sleep from your bedroom window (he has a somnophilia kink but he's never acted on it)
I was bored so I made favorite character bingo. It was so hard to limit myself to a few characters so I may make another in the future. Overall it was very fun!
I am gripped with the urge to grab Zant, throw him in the washing at full speed, spin him again, then tumble-dry him for three hours once more. I want to do writing but. Him. I need to wring him like a sopping wet dishcloth.
I don't know they just give off sally and princess peach vibes cuz ykyk ragatha and sally are both ragdolls and peach n loolilalu are both princesses so I js had too.