#i hate his blue ass sooooooooooooo much
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I am gripped with the urge to grab Zant, throw him in the washing at full speed, spin him again, then tumble-dry him for three hours once more. I want to do writing but. Him. I need to wring him like a sopping wet dishcloth.
#scrawny rambles#tloz#twilight princess#zant#i hate his blue ass sooooooooooooo much#i gnaw on him 24/7 he is my dogtoy#i need to swing him in circles by the tip of his helmet like he's a ragdoll i need to do this at high speeds#he's sooooo stupid oh my goddddd#hlep me.
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