#rachel cuddy

[emotinalsupportturtle]

POV you are 2 years old and two gay neurodivergent uncles are trying to figure out how to babysit

[randomisgone]

House Headcanons cause they're my sillies

◇ Wilson routinely switchs out Houses vicodin for tictacs.

◇ House joined his high school cheer team just to piss off his dad. He actually enjoyed it and still remembers the routines but his leg gets in the way.

◇ Rachel covered one of Houses canes with stickers. He secretly loves it and uses it when he's alone.

◇ House and Rachel have played princesses and pirates, and house was not the pirate.

◇ The ducklings cant tell if house is gay or not and frankly they are too scared to ask.

◇ Wilson has carried House bridal style at least once

[heph]

05 x 13

For Rachel 🐣

[stampgwifeyera]

early 2000s sitcoms queerbait is the wildest thing ever

[malinaa]

nah they were insane for this one. gay sitcom moment fr???? FR????

[billi-ashli]

made a house md tier list <3

[0ccams-chainsaw]

Cuddy reading gentle parenting books for Rachel and using the tactics on house

[marshes-to-mountains]

house, wilson and Rachel's first interaction together is actually hilarious.

no way those idiots deluded themselves into thinking she ate a coin and proceeded to check every diaper since for the coin. and then realises they made a mathematical error in the counting (even though initially they needed a change of 68 but ended up having 58 and later realising they needed a change of 42 but also not realising they got an extra coin in the count) and deduced that there was no coin in Rachel (even after they both saw something distinctly coin shaped in her intestines)

not to mention they both made the decision to leave a 2 year old toddler alone with boxes of food and then being surprised that a mess was made 💀

and wilson leaving the house via the bedroom window?? you can't convince me cuddy would've batted an eye at wilson's presence at her house when house is there. I fully believe that she would both not care and be relieved that a responsible adult was present

and after all the trouble these idiots went through for cuddy not to find out what happened, she's the one who ends up finding the coin in the diaper and to really hit the nail in the coffin, Rachel gives house away

[propertyofjameswilson]

Fun little note: The duck Wilson gifts Rachel makes an appearance in season 7. I specifically noticed it towards the end of episode 10 when House walks into her room. 🫶

weeee! Thank you for telling me that! I went back to that episode and found the duck! This is too cute to meeeeee! I'm glad that in house md universe Rachel loves that gift and plays with it till she grow into it! Again thanks for letting me know! :33

about that duck →(x)

[i-like-what-this-says-about-you]

Tumblr's Favorite House Character Tournament: ROUND 2

[oldmanffucker]

Gay husbands giving their daughter a casual ultrasound bc they let her eat a dime after bedtime

[ranbling]

House is so cute with Rachel

[florida3exclamationpoints]

I WISH HOUSE STILL CAME OVER TO PLAY

[desire-mona]

I DO NOT LIKE THAT RACHEL CUDDY IS 16 YEARS OLD!!

[atomicradiogirl]

i’m totally fine and okay and normal thinking about how house and wilson won’t ever be able to go to rachel cuddy’s bat mitzvah

[averagesawfan]

I love house's girl dad arc