#rachel cuddy

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this is one of my favourite images ever 💖💖💖 i'm really bad at facial expressions but baby rachel looks lowkey scared of house while he is Not Impressed by her and cuddy in the background just finds this whole interaction so adorable.

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POV you are 2 years old and two gay neurodivergent uncles are trying to figure out how to babysit

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House Headcanons cause they're my sillies

◇ Wilson routinely switchs out Houses vicodin for tictacs.

◇ House joined his high school cheer team just to piss off his dad. He actually enjoyed it and still remembers the routines but his leg gets in the way.

◇ Rachel covered one of Houses canes with stickers. He secretly loves it and uses it when he's alone.

◇ House and Rachel have played princesses and pirates, and house was not the pirate.

◇ The ducklings cant tell if house is gay or not and frankly they are too scared to ask.

◇ Wilson has carried House bridal style at least once

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HELLO!!!!

i love ur work so much!!! i am so sad there was only one house and wilson ep with rachel but i wish there was one when she was like just beginning to toddle and not talking yet because BOY would they struggle (affectionately, theyre idiots) maybe hilson looking after toddler rachel (who is committing cute toddler crimes??)

my fuckass inability to draw children is showing,,,, but I tried frfr. “unplanned parenthood” is a banger episode and I love it, but I’d kill for cuddy’s gay sitcom nightmare to become reality ❤️

[heph]

05 x 13

For Rachel 🐣

[stampgwifeyera]

early 2000s sitcoms queerbait is the wildest thing ever

[definitely-not-iorveth]

the sociodynamics of house md first season are so fascinating foreman is the favorite child but he can't (refuses to?) see it, but the others DO, so when he comes complaining about all the attention he's getting they get so so mad.

chase is jealous bc he wants daddy's attention but he's not ruthless or headstrong enough to grab it

cameron tries to tell herself she's fine being daddy's little princess tries to tell herself she's NOT settling okay bc she believes she couldn't be the prodigal child anyway and consequently ends up sabotaging herself in the race for the position

wilson is always in the background (sir this is NOT the oncology department) yet refuses to take any parental responsibility while still trying to have a hand in how the kids are raised meanwhile cuddy is infuriated that the kids won't listen when she's so strict with them but she's never actually THERE-

[malinaa]

nah they were insane for this one. gay sitcom moment fr???? FR????

[billi-ashli]

made a house md tier list <3

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Cuddy reading gentle parenting books for Rachel and using the tactics on house

[marshes-to-mountains]

house, wilson and Rachel's first interaction together is actually hilarious.

no way those idiots deluded themselves into thinking she ate a coin and proceeded to check every diaper since for the coin. and then realises they made a mathematical error in the counting (even though initially they needed a change of 68 but ended up having 58 and later realising they needed a change of 42 but also not realising they got an extra coin in the count) and deduced that there was no coin in Rachel (even after they both saw something distinctly coin shaped in her intestines)

not to mention they both made the decision to leave a 2 year old toddler alone with boxes of food and then being surprised that a mess was made 💀

and wilson leaving the house via the bedroom window?? you can't convince me cuddy would've batted an eye at wilson's presence at her house when house is there. I fully believe that she would both not care and be relieved that a responsible adult was present

and after all the trouble these idiots went through for cuddy not to find out what happened, she's the one who ends up finding the coin in the diaper and to really hit the nail in the coffin, Rachel gives house away

[propertyofjameswilson]

Fun little note: The duck Wilson gifts Rachel makes an appearance in season 7. I specifically noticed it towards the end of episode 10 when House walks into her room. 🫶

weeee! Thank you for telling me that! I went back to that episode and found the duck! This is too cute to meeeeee! I'm glad that in house md universe Rachel loves that gift and plays with it till she grow into it! Again thanks for letting me know! :33

about that duck →(x)

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Tumblr's Favorite House Character Tournament: ROUND 2

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Gay husbands giving their daughter a casual ultrasound bc they let her eat a dime after bedtime

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House is so cute with Rachel

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I WISH HOUSE STILL CAME OVER TO PLAY