#quotes sharon needles

[snailgal]

‘notes on opera’s exquisite corpse’ by joseph cermatori

[theinyshlobster]

my name's yours, what's alaska?: a memoir by alaska thunderfuck [review]

read from august 30th - september 1st

review:

tone spoilers only!

how fitting for miss alaska’s memoir to be my 69th read of 2024. and i didn’t expect to enjoy it so much.

usually im not a raving fan of memoirs but genuinely this is a must-read, especially if you’re a fan of drag race.

i think the best part of this memoir was easily the parts following alaska & sharon’s relationship. 

now i hate to focus a review of a memoir based on the relationships within, but much like in the dream house, the abuse *is* central to the memoir. most drag race fans are aware that sharon is not a great person, but this really goes into sharon’s depravity. from the reasons why she auditioned for drag race to her manipulative tendencies, to me this book really gives credence to any allegation laid against sharon. if you’re still a sharon fan after reading this book….. CHOP. alaska’s quote “Sharon owned me” really summarises their entire relationship in one word.

however, as much as this memoir follows sharon, alaska is the star of the show. her witty writing style combined with her focusing on the nitty-gritty of her life was very intriguing to follow. i’m thankful in a way that alaska didn’t spend endless chapters following s5 & as2 because we all know those stories. what we didn’t know is how alaska came to rise in pittsburgh, how she met sharon, her downward spiral into a life of drugs & alcohol, and where alaska is post-as2. ive only read one drag race queen’s memoir prior to this, so (no shade to lawrence chaney) i wasn’t expecting a magnum opus - i was expecting an entertaining story, and nothing more. what i didn’t expect was an incredibly harrowing story that goes in depth about the black hole of negativity that is sharon needles.

i will say the only thing holding this memoir back is its length. for how much alaska has done in her life so far compared to the length of this book, it felt like everything breezed past too fast. i wish we spent more time on alaska herself rather than sharon, although i know sharon was an integral part of alaska’s drag career. 

but hey at least now when i listen to ‘the T’ i know the backstory to all the lyrics!

[sashayartway]

REQUEST: ♥♥  SHARON NEEDLES QUOTES LOCKSCREENS (BLACK BG)

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[itaroma42]

Gotham season 1

Edward [jokingly]: I said that if I didn't "make it" by 30 I was just gonna become a serial killer.

Jim:

Harvey Bullock:

Harvey Bullock: Well, girl, how old are you? Cause I'm getting nervous.

[gustingirl]

Jake: I said if I didn’t become a rockstar by 28 I was just going to become a serial killer.

Danny: *Looks at Jake in shock*

Danny: Well boy how old are you? I’m getting nervous.

[cullenhatebot]

julie: i said that if i didn’t become a star by 18 i was just going to become a ghostbuster

alex: ... well girl how old are you i’m getting nervous

[random-rpdr-incorrect-quotes]

Chad: Sharon... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Sharon: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Chad: Chad: I wrote sanitize, Sharon.

[castleofcarlyle]

𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖔𝖚𝖇𝖙, 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐 ‘𝖊𝖒 𝖔𝖚𝖙

Sharon Needles

[rpdrquotes]

Phi Phi [pissed]: I’m gonna drag you through hell

Sharon [amazed]: does that mean we get to hold hands?

[ommarietta]

Sharon Needles 🖤🧛‍♀️🐩🎃👑💫🏳️‍🌈🚬👻📸

[persephonehades0615]

Hecate: I said if I didn't become a star by 35 I was just gonna become a serial killer. [walks away]

Persephone:

Persephone: Well girl, how old are you? I'm getting nervous.

[incorrectdragqueenquotes]

#10

SHARON: I take that as a compliment

PHI PHI: Then I must have said it wrong

[izziesdragworld]

Aquaria: I love you mom!

Sharon: What did you do?

Aquaria: What? Nothing!

Sharon: Oh, okay. I love you too!

[Twenty Seconds Later]

Alaska: SHARON, AQUARIA BROKE THE HAIR DRYER!

Sharon: *sigh* I knew it.

[not-so-correct-rpdr-quotes]

Sharon: It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch that bitch jog to try and keep up.

[craquariasays]

Alaska: *says something dumb*

*silence*

Aquaria: aren't you gonna comment?

Sharon: I've learned how to filter it out; I didn't hear a thing.

[mizvanjieee-blog]

Aquaria: i have a problem with someone.

Sharon: like, a “i can’t fit their dead body in my car” kinda problem or an “i like them” problem.

Aquaria: i like them, what the fuck

Sharon: dammit, i could’ve helped you with the other.