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Jason: Stabby stabby here comes daddy

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Masky: Am I going too far?

EJ: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

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Announcement!!

I'm almost to 3k and I want to celebrate!! If you guys have any ideas on what I should do let me know!!

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Toby: Mommy! Masky is using dirty words!

Jeff: Who’s 'Mommy'?

Slender: From a group position standpoint, I guess I am.

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Masky: Okay, let's agree to both say sorry on the count of three

Masky: One.. two... three..

Masky: [deep breath]

Toby:

Masky:

Toby:

Toby: Now I'm just disappointed in the both of us

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Liu: I've decided to trust you.

Jeff: A horrible decision, really.

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BEN: *mumbling* G-get me the thing.

Bloody Painter: What thing?

BEN: The thing- the thing! It has flashing buttons on it and it makes noises.

Bloody Painter: That describes literally everything in your room!

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Masky: You're coming over my house tonight, and we're gonna... 'study'.

BEN: Fine. I never get to do anything fun.

Masky: God, you're dumb.

BEN: I guess that's why I gotta study.

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[when he loses Toby in a store, to a worker]

Slender: Have you seen my son?

Slender: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes.

Slender: Clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.

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EJ: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Jeff: What if it bites me and it dies?

EJ: That means you're poisonous.

Masky: What if it bites itself and I die?

EJ: That's voodoo.

Hoody: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

EJ: That's correlation, not causation.

Toby: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

EJ: ...That's kinky.

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BEN: i dab every morning when i wake up

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Jeff: *to BEN* Fuck you

Jeff: *to LJ* Fuck you

Jeff: *to EJ* You're cool

EJ: *thumbs up*

Jeff: *to Jane* And fuck you I'm out *drops mic*

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Masky: Tell him about the birds and the bees.

Hoody, to Toby: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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EJ: You read my diary?

BEN: At first, I didn't know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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It doesn’t make you gay if you think Toby is cute. We all think he’s cute.

Hoody to Masky probably

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Masky: Nervous?

Toby: Yes.

Masky: First time?

Toby: No, I've been nervous lots of times.