#queued omens

[bildads-shoes]

hot take, disco tony deserves as many hardcore stans as turtleneck crowley

also bit of a jumpscare below the cut ngl

in case anyone was wondering (nobody was, in fact, wondering) disco tony starts giving big einstein energy if you slap an inverse effect on him

[crowleys-curl]

This will be forever Crowley’s Fuck Up Shit Jacket in my mind, thanks to this awesome fic 😈

GOOD OMENS "In the Beginning" (1.01) - Deleted Scene

[abiiii-ineffable]

[fearandhatred]

what i like to do to assure myself that i am unique, and not just one of many small, white, indistinguishable, perfectly cylindrical checker pieces in jesus and satan's backgammon game, is — i'll say a group of words that i think no one has ever said, in that order. -bo burnham

good omens + textposts, part 2/?

[pinewoodpipit]

Valorant Text Post Memes Volume 24

Time for another meme post! And everyone welcome Clove to the meme roster.

Made by me with jokes from myself and some good friends. As such, it covers our headcanons and ships. No hate towards other ships (I’m a multishipper myself), but these are just ones I enjoy and chose to feature in these memes, yada yada. No shipping discourse on a funny meme post pls

[crowleys-curl]

Ooooh fuck YEAH BAMF CROWLEY!!

Deleted scene of disposable demon asking to hit “Aziraphale” in Heaven!

[sconesfortea]

Doctor Who 2.11 vs. Good Omens 2.01

[larkbunny]

Happy renewal day everyone!

[topaziraphale]

"Stop saying Crowley won't help Aziraphale in S3 he'd go back to him in a HEARTBEAT and nothing would stop him" I get it no one likes the idea of Crowley being bitter after what happened for a long period of time but like can we at least acknowledge that he's currently going through probably the most emotional pain in his life since falling? Can we agree that he's opened his heart entirely - something you couldn't pay him to do unless the world is literally ending and he's desperate - to Aziraphale, and got shot down? Can we understand that he did it AGAIN only to lose Aziraphale again? Not that what Aziraphale did isn't without Crowley's own shortcomings (hiding the truth of Heaven's cruelty from him) but like,,,,

The appeal here isn't Scorned Crowley Doesn't Love Aziraphale Anymore, or Never Wants To Help Him Again, the appeal here is Crowley learning enough self respect to not just walk back right to Aziraphale like nothing happened after Aziraphale has had a pattern of consistently refusing him. Going years ping-ponging between "We're not friends I don't even know him" to "That's what friends are for right?" and "We're friends, why would you even say anything?" and "Friends? We're not friends. We are an angel and a demon!"

Like I get it, Crowley is a heartbreakingly forgiving person. Of course he's gonna forgive Aziraphale, I'll be surprised if he didn't forgive him by the time he walked out the bookshop door, but gdi he could at least grant himself the luxury of being at least a little irritated for longer than however long it takes to make a globe and some books float and angrily cry out to God in his flat. But due to the change of pace and dynamic that is establishing part of the conflict for Season 3, I just really like the idea of him for ONCE prioritizing himself and being like "Okay, fine. We'll get back at it when you're ready, then," instead of just taking Aziraphale back like his words and actions meant nothing to him, when clearly they have an effect on him.

What is Aziraphale going to learn if Crowley just accepts what he did so quickly, like he always has the entire time they've been friends? Idk maybe I'm just projecting too much darkness on their dynamic but I mean, if the pattern of Aziraphale pushing Crowley away/disrespecting him one day and then being fine with his friendship the next + Crowley never stopping to be like "Hey, that's not cool, at least give me a little credit" or smth was fine all along and will continue to be fine in the future, then why, after 6,000 years of being friends and loving this demon, can Aziraphale still not accept that Crowley is just fine the way he is, and instead got excited to promote him to an angel in a heartbeat once the opportunity presented itself? You can't blame all of it on Heaven when Aziraphale has demonstrated his free will/defiance to Heaven so many times. Or, I don't know, I guess maybe we can? Maybe I'm just craving too much angst to the point where I'm letting it cloud my analysis of canon. Idk.

[crowleys-curl]

I feel like we need to see this on a loop, like the rising and setting of the sun and the moon

I’ve been seeing some really angsty Good Omens fanart lately and just wanted to balance it out a little. 

 I prefer wholesomeness 🌸

[circle-with-me]

daily fave jolly 💛

[jesmalestiel]

Writer's Guild Presents: The One Where Crowley and Aziraphale Adopt the Antichrist

Writers of After Dark Community ( @goodomensafterdark )

The One Where Crowley and Aziraphale Adopt the Antichrist

Summary:

Gather ye right close, good people. Come close until the computer screen near scorch ye, for I charge ye that all must see how the antichrist was raised by angel and demon. And let my insomniatic plot bunnies be a message to the archive. Gather ye right close, I say, and mark well the fate of all who meddle with such as they do not understand! — Or: Crowley takes the extra baby from the hospital and raises him with Aziraphale. Only God noticed that he took the same baby that he came in with… but she's not telling anyone except the readers.

Excerpt:

God does not play dice with the universe; I play an ineffable game of my own devising. For everyone else it’s like playing poker in a pitch-dark room, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

Of all the players there have been few who have come close to understanding the game, though many have tried. Those who understand that fate and free will are one and the same, and the only way to win the game is to play it as though it was made for them.

Every game is different, no two players are the same in each round, no matter how they seem alike to those who played before, or after. Every game begins, and every game ends. This game began in a garden.

[fearandhatred]

one day this project will be done. today is not that day but look i made them hold hands

panels 1, 2, 8, and 9 of panel 2. i think this one is panel 5. idk anymore

[tangyyrine]

I headcanon that Crowley made the apple fall on Isaac Newton

[bildads-shoes]

yes!!! this!!! imo a big part of why aziraphale was so hurt by crowley in the final scene is that it felt like crowley wanted to run away and abandon earth, rather than stay together to help make a difference.

i think about this picture a lot, where aziraphale is keeping his eyes on job's children while they've been transformed into lizards. and yeah i caught it so that the lightning is framing him because- i-

a lot of folks get caught up in his and crowley's romance, which is totally fair! but i adore shots like this because they show his continued guardianship of humanity. the careful posing, the way the light hits him making him look angelic and slightly ethereal, and the way his body is posed feels so.... gentle????? i think it's in the curve of his back which i'd describe as graceful. like- AUGH!!! it'd be so easy for someone to photoshop wings in, and i'd do it myself if i had the ability.

the lizards/kiddos are settled in the pot, they probably aren't going anywhere and likely can't move very fast but HE'S! Still! PROTECTING THEM!!!

keeping a watchful eye to make sure humans stay safe! and i lose my mind every time!!!

they could have made it so that the first shot after the cut was his and crowley's conversation but they didn't! they didn't! and the lighting is framed so that they are in his protective shadow!!!!

stooping over slightly, making sure they're okay.

i'm going to lose my mind, i will *never* be the same again i swear.

[pinewoodpipit]

Valorant Text Post Memes Volume 22

Made by me with jokes from myself and some good friends. As such, it covers our headcanons and ships. No hate towards other ships (I'm a multishipper myself), but these are just ones I enjoy and chose to feature in these memes, yada yada. No shipping discourse on a funny meme post pls