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cactusfru1ts · 2 years ago
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[id: a featureless stick figure sitting at their desk with a cloud of black scribbles around them. text has been added, but its small and not super readable in a lot of areas. it is recognizable, though, as literally all of the lyrics to autoclave by the mountain goats. end id.]
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cactusfru1ts · 2 years ago
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i was watching psych with mom and during one of the flashback scenes she was like “you know since this show is presented from shawns point of view and hes such an unreliable narrator, maybe all of these scenes are exaggerations? these could just be a misremembered caricature of his father because hes so much more mellow in the present day of the show” and i went on like. i gave a whole fucking presentation about how shawn is a liar but hes not a compulsive liar and he has no reason to lie to himself or to the viewers, he has an eidetic memory and his dad is still the kind of person to save an unfinished doghouse for decades just as an “i told you so” no matter how much more mellow you think he seems and so many of the characters are so over the top on their own anyways and she was like wow that was a really insightful and well thought out analysis and then 20 minutes later shawn made a joke about being into nurses and i actually paused the show to try and convert her to me and my siblings conspiracy theory that the other reason shawn spencer is Like That is because he watched a lot of mash and imprinted on hawkeye pierce at a very young age and i literally watched her expectations lower themselves back down to their earlier position in real time
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cactusfru1ts · 1 year ago
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called kirk a horse girl and mom was very confused by this and thought i was mixing him up with picard and so i spent the last 10 minutes of our drive home trying to explain why kirk is a horse girl despite having seen maybe 20 cumulative episodes of tos and one movie and almost nothing else with kirk in it and she was like very genuinely trying to understand what the hell i was trying to tell her and when we got home said “…im going to think on that” so if anyone has any ideas for how i can explain why kirk is a horse girl to my mom id love some assistance
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cactusfru1ts · 1 year ago
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i only want shrimpathy in the form of you krilling into bed with me. is that anything
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cactusfru1ts · 2 years ago
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spock 🤝 bj hunnicutt
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cactusfru1ts · 2 years ago
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i love u dropouts i love u super seniors i love u homeschoolers i love u alternative learning environment students i love u students w 504 plans/individual education plans i love u special education students i love u online students. having trouble w school is not a reflection on your worth no matter what anyone tells u and i believe in u and wish u luck w whatever u go on to do <3
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cactusfru1ts · 2 years ago
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the world if people would tag their haha funny mold poisoning posts
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cactusfru1ts · 2 years ago
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i thought yall were joking. what do you mean threshold won an emmy
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cactusfru1ts · 2 years ago
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is “warehouse 13 muppet episode” anything
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cactusfru1ts · 2 years ago
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girls will be like “i wish i had a gay best friend” and then act surprised when they end up being gay men themselves
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cactusfru1ts · 1 year ago
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okay but some of these spambot names would make pretty good album titles
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cactusfru1ts · 1 year ago
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so one thing about me that youd probably expect to come up in conversation a lot less is that i have to take vitamin c supplements and eat a ton of citrus and stuff because i have a vitamin c deficiency that just kind of popped up last summer and then never really went away and whenever i tell people this they tend to say “oh, like scurvy? i knew a guy in college who had scurvy!” and it came up today at lunch with my college friend and one of her old teachers and i thought “huh id never noticed but none of my college friends ever mention that they knew a guy with scurvy…” but like. i realized pretty quickly that, to potentially tens of people… i AM the guy they knew in college who had scurvy. so. thats fun.
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cactusfru1ts · 1 year ago
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you actually dont have to be x thing to blacklist tags like “x thing dni” and “fuck x thing” and “[people who hate x thing] please interact”
in fact if you dont like people who hate x thing blacklisting those tags means you wont see and mindlessly reblog posts that are thinly veiled hatred of x thing that your friends who ARE x thing will see and recognize and you also wont see so many entry level talking points that are actually about how you should hate x thing without first being aware of the agenda of the person making the post. just food for thought!
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cactusfru1ts · 2 years ago
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[id 1: a screenshot of my top albums of the last 4 weeks according to stats.fm
in order: #1: igor by tyler, the creator with 738 minutes/201 streams #2: call me if you get lost: the estate sale by tyler, the creator with 406 minutes/112 streams #3: happier than ever by billie eilish with 351 minutes/103 streams #4: flower boy by tyler, the creator with 303 minutes/89 streams]
[id 2: a cropped screenshot of the lyrics to new magic wand, showing only:
[Verse 2: Tyler, The Creator] My buddy said I’m on the spectrum
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cactusfru1ts · 2 years ago
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figuring out that theres a ted lasso character named roy has made a lot of “succession” posts make a lot more sense tbh
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cactusfru1ts · 2 years ago
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why did i decide to tag mash characters with their full names i literally hate doing it lmao
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