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#questions for me!!
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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mamatater · 8 months
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
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starbuck · 10 months
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
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officialspec · 7 months
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modern au but set in brisbane. is this anything
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ladysqueakinpip · 9 months
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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929
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buddieinmybeddie · 2 months
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LGBTQ+ folk what was your gender/sexuality pipeline?
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doesephs · 9 months
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slamming my head against a wall again and again and again and again
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blueskittlesart · 6 months
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sharing mana
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Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-
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nicecrumbart · 3 months
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Keep thinking about that one scene in secret life
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lazylittledragon · 4 months
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at the friday panel andrew wincott said raphael and astarion should go on holiday together and i can’t stop thinking about it
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yournewcryptid · 2 years
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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck
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unholyhymns · 1 year
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still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.
very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill
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kudzu-san · 1 year
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This always got me laughing for three whole years straight since I first read it
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bighornerherder · 4 months
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This payment is WILD, the package is just a dinky old poker chip. Anyway, wish me luck everyone!
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kenvamp · 2 months
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Uhm. Hello hermit nation🫣
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