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007 Fest 2023, Scavenger Hunt item no. 9 (4/5): ‘Create an “incorrect quotes” post. Can fill up to 5 times. (Take a set of dialogue from another piece of media and assign it to Bond characters. Example link here)’
A mixture of some deleted lines from the GoldenEye script (proof under the cut) and @prismatic-bell's madness brilliance 👀
#007 Fest#007 Fest 2023#TeamBondVillains#scavenger hunt#james bond#007#goldeneye#skyfall#q#quartermaster#boris grishenko#natalya simonova#vintage computing#questionable IT humour#incorrect quotes#shitpost#i'm so sorry
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boat boys, shortgrass and greenbeans- what more could you ask for?
(ps-drawing reqs are open btw i need inspiration helpp)
#guys guys is it gay to be obsessed with kakashi??#well surely it's not gay to be obsessed with shrek?#also joel and scar- two ends of the spectrum lol. if you ever have to go to the dmv kids - just bring a sword with ya#disclaimer (don't do that. please and thank you.)#half my time drawing this was just me cracking myself up#and the other half was me questioning my humour and sanity#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#grian#ethoslab#bdubs#life series#life smp#trafficblr#hermitblr#boat boys#hermitcraft fanart#bdoubleo100#bdouble0#hermitcraft#me art
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I may have struck my funny bone a bit too hard with this one, chat. (best viewed unmuted)
#murder drones#murder drones n#don't worry about it and don't question it#it's just my wonked sense of humour again#murder drones shitpost#zeisty’s goofs#you can tell i had the video sitting around for a while because of n's hair here#and also because i've turned this n into gif before this#tw vomit
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Cat Lando strikes again
#the question was ‘what sound does an f1 car make?’ 😂#wrong answers only#the tire to use in the rain question 😭#lando norris#interview#espn f1#miami gp 2024#cat lando#Lando’s humour
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'We all yearn for the woods. That's why every fellow on this island wants to settle down near a tree - just one will do.'
#dazai osamu#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#bsd fanart#it's dazai day!!#i wish this insufferable fictional man weren't so beloved to me#but as somebody plagued by silly brain issues he is oddly comforting and makes me feel less alone#and bsd introduced me to actual dazai osamu whose writing is honestly groundbreaking to me and i've barely even scratched the surface#it's something about the confluence of humour and tragedy... the desire to exist to bring joy to others at the expense of one's own#i feel like asagiri imparted this notion well onto bsd dazai - i know a lot of people dislike dazai and question his motivations#but i have faith in him and believe he's pursuing good#anyway excuse the ramble! the caption is from dazai's short story 'monkey island'! thank you to my dear partner for finding it for me!!#i'm really very happy with how this piece turned out - i wanted to depict bsd dazai but really pay suitable homage to his namesake#it's been a while since i've had fun drawing but this one and other recent pieces this month have really brought me back into it#happy birthday dazai#botanautical
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i think zuko's dry, sarcastic sense of humour is not used enough in fics. ppl always write him as being totally inept at humour (which like. he kind of is... ) but ALSO he's like damn ur gf died and became the moon? rip. yeah sure sokka let's leave appa in the reputable sky bison day care at the notorious prison im sure this will end well. yes aang katara and i will be sure to take a 101 spirituality class while hunting down the killer of katara's mum
#LET HIM OUUUTTT!!#listen can he do like... normal jokes? no.#sarcasm tho? u bet!#zuko#its my hc that when he becomes fire lord it gets so much worse lol#someone says some dumb shit to him and zuko is like#*cracks knuckles* ask stupid questions get stupid answers#its why he and sokka become besties#when sokka realises zuko's brand of humour its over for everyone#atla#avatar the last airbender
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The more I see your work and the more I see of poorly drawn scum villain, the more I'm tempted to do a poorly drawn tgcf 🥺 (I've only just started listening to it and I absolutely love it!!)
I just don't think I'm as funny as both of you and don't know if I could commit to uploading as regularly as you both do.
But oh! I am SO very tempted!! 😭
Working on an adaption of an existing media as a long form project is honestly my strongest recommendation for getting your creative brain going! Of course, there is still planning and hard work that goes into it, but the biggest creative pressures are much lower (And when anxiety brain is quiet, art brain thrives!)
That said, projects like this are a huge commitment, and I'm a bit of a freak case when it comes to the grind. PD-Scumvillian and I both put a lot of work behind the scenes to make it seem as effortless as it is. I'm wholeheartedly giving you my support should you go through with it; feel free to reach out and ask for tips and tricks!
#ask#I deliberated about sending this privately (as I tend to do with a lot of asks)#But its also a question that has come up a lot - especially since Poorly-Drawn-Scumvillian started.#I think my real recommendation here is 'start with something achievable!'#I could get into why I chose something very long like mdzs another time but the main point was that I fully expected it to be long.#Y'know. Maybe 8-10 months of posting? Yeah. It's been over twice as long and I'm still not done.#Adaptions really are the best though. I love working on adaptions. I think every creative writer and artist should dabble in adaptions.#You get to learn a *lot* from people who made something that you *know* works. And you start to see how it all comes together.#If you do go through with TGCF there is always putting a fun spin on it - like the 'tgcf but I havent seen it' comics by Tempo-takoyaki#Having a format helps a lot and the goal should always be 'this is a reason for me to practice drawing as frequently as possible'#You could take the humour out of it entirely if that takes the pressure off of you!
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man okay so I used to play mechquest and dragonfable back in like, 2008 when I was a kid with very little patience to follow a storyline. coming back as an adult and finishing mechquest has absolutely slapped me silly with how deep and serious the story is in between all the absurdist humour. I have. so many emotions over the whole storyline, and especially so many thoughts about the unique form of tragedy that is The Reset.
You save the world but it's not the world anymore. You and your friends survive but you don't know each other anymore- have nothing left of the lives you fought to keep. You 'save' everything but it's still all gone. Everything you knew and loved, gone, and you don't even know what you've lost. You can't even keep the memory of what you had- and that's almost kinder compared to being one of the 3ish people who DO remember... and have to live around everyone else who doesn't, knowing their closest friends look at them and see a stranger, and that they may as well be because they aren't that person they remember being.
And to top it all off, that terrible sacrifice doesn't even end it. you're still left fighting impossible and devastating wars over and over. It's the tragedy of doomed time loops with extra layers of devastating all over the place. The GEARS University students being forced to become soldiers because they're all that's left to protect their homeworld. The horrors of the Shadowscythe virus taking over friends and loved ones you may be forced to put down to save yourself. The town of Falconreach burning over and over because no matter how hard they fight, it's never enough. The people like Sha'rae who sacrifice themselves to try and prevent tyrrany from seizing power, only for it to be utterly useless.
Anyway the brainrot is severe and especially dangerous since I'm coming into exam season and all my hyperfixated brain wants to do is chew on glass about these games.
#late nights with ali#ali plays ae#<- tentatively establishing this tag For The Future#mechquest#dragonfable#literally forced my roommate to listen to my thoughts on the absurd clashening of humour and tragedy that is cysero last night lmfao#imagine remembering being sys-zero with all the trauma that brings but being confined in your new self by the laws of comedy#so you can never truly acknowledge it and you have to spend your days around the people you were closest to-#(minus odessa who's just. completely absent)- and never FEEL it in any meaningful way. because you're cysero now and cysero is a comedy.#also like dude is roommates with warlic. formerly the dean of GEARS and a leader figure to him. but now he's just. some guy.#what must that be like??? pretty messed up for certain!!!#anyway I'm supposed to be finishing my final biophysics assignment and all I can think about is this#so I'm taking breaks between questions to make a playlist that I may post alongside the art I did of my MQ hero at some point#pls pray for me and my grades
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My commiserations to both of them on their terrible taste in boyfriends.*
*Hans Willem, who was fighting rumours about his Boy Best Friend's alleged homosexuality (with him) all his life, would disagree with my phrasing here, but his first wife would definitively agree after the whole Willem-is-jealous-because-after-Hans's-wedding-he-is-no-longer-his-bestie's-priority-number-one jealousy debacle of mid-August 1679.
#bonus the terrible boyfriends in question were cousins a couple of times removed#william iii's paternal aunt was frederick the great's great-grandma#history humour#hans willem bentinck#hans hermann von katte#18th century#17th century#history#friedrich der große#frederick the great#william iii#william of orange
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spite plays with the whetstones when lucanis cleans his knives oh my god... 🥺🥺🥺
(also the thing they're doing here with 'trauma will create a tantruming toddler in your head that refuses to settle for anything but total truth and authenticity and won't be bought off with bullshit or banished by abuse or neglect, you have to actually listen and care for it even when it's being ugly'......... they are cooking with this metaphor and it's also consistently so hilarious in action I can't fucking believe they laid off mary kirby for so many reasons but this is one of them. I also like the complexity of the relationship here -- even right at the beginning of the arc lucanis has some tenderness for and understanding of spite's fundamental innocence in having been put in this situation too, for all the resentment and fear and frustration that's also there. and if spite didn't actively force him to every step of the way I don't think lucanis would ever have actually faced up to and acknowledged the fact that he has y'know. the actual needs of a human being and can't persist on coffee and workaholism alone. it fucking sucks that all of this happened. but also. there's a crack in everything that's how the light gets in etc. like. god. okay then I guess)
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#I really like how low-key and internal a lot of his character is -- despite the flashing purple wings and everything#he's not a very dramatic person fundamentally. I like that he seems to not really have any pet names for rook in the romance actually!#that makes so much sense to me with what he's like in general. he's so hilariously chill at base level considering who he is lol#he's the kind of guy who'll make your favourite dinner because you're having a rough day and help you with government paperwork#without question hesitation or complaint haha#he's not very demonstrative or overflowing but he is fucking *steady* as a rock once he lands. anyway. love this weird little dude#and his boring dad hobbies and autistic malewife swag and sense of humour. he's so good
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Oh! The misery! No one wrote fic about this very niche French cartoon I obsessed over as a seven-year-old
#If you’re curious the cartoon in question is#fantômette#Which was originally a book series about a teenage detective/superheroine#Said book series was a hit in France to the point Marinette’s middle school is named after her civilian name (Françoise Dupont)#However the cartoon only got one season AND I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY#It had everything#Humour? Check. References to Ancient Egypt? Check. Overarching plot with actual stakes? Check. Cool designs? Check. Girl power? CHECK#Looking back I definitely had a crush on Fantômette
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#freenoodles is that one cute ship that has tang clinging onto pigsy's arm the entire time and its all sweet and goofy and romantic and UGH#(i love these blorbos from my show)#and then you've got shadowpeaches on the other side of the couch pointing and fking CACKLING at every gory death and gruesome murder#except wukong doesnt know wtf is going on and just thinks the violent body mutation is funny#(this fandom rlly sleeps on the fact sun wukong has been alive for CENTURIES. and fought in NUMEROUS battles#aint no way he's not desensitised to violence to the point he can find humour in body mutilation)#additionally#nezha (who has also been alive for centuries and been in probably more battles than even sun wukong)#is just mildly concerned and very very confused#sandy being sandy and comforting tang + bai he throughout the gore and jumpscares#and red son too but he'll never tell#red son is NOT scared and he is only holding mei & mk's hands under the blanket bcus he felt like it#mk pissing everyone off with his constant stream of questions and mei pissing everyone off more with her in depth explanations#and and AND#mk taking notes and sharing them with wukong bcus these idiot monkey men stick together#lego monkie kid#lmk#alignment chart#lmk bai he#lmk tang#lmk red son#lmk sandy#lmk nezha#lmk sun wukong#lmk mk#lmk mei#lmk pigsy#lmk macaque#implied shipping#shit ton of tags
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Congratulations to OMITB on boldly going where no one else has gone before. It's about time we got a rude, creepy, money-crazy, sexist, vulgar, full of shit, ethically questionable Hollywood exec who is a woman. A woman named Bev Melon. God I love this show
#THEY HAVE DONE IT AGAIN FOLKS#this premiere had everything. suspense. humour. character work. exceptional acting. eva longoria being gorgeous in her orange dress.#meryl streep wearing an EVEN MORE GORGEOUS black off-the-shoulder dress#philosophical questions about what one's identity really is and what the future means and what it means to know one's self#all seen through the lens of cinema and the camera. that opening quote is going to live in my mind RENT-FREE FOREVER#and the ending that parallels once upon a time in the west??? when i tell you i was ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT#the way i GASPED. REPEATEDLY. HOLY SHIT. the whistle (which i figured out) and then the DOG and then the INCINERATOR and then the TEXT!!!!!#i somehow lost the line about the incinerator at the beginning so let me tell you. my WIG was SNATCHED#I!!!!! HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!#my money is on miss hollywood exec atm but we don't know enough about everyone yet to actually draw conclusions#it might have been eva longoria for all i know#BUT STILL!!!! OH MY GOD WHAT A PREMIERE!!!!!!#i cannot WAIT for next week i am so seated!!!!!!!!!!!#omitb#omitb s4#omitb spoilers
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Its 2am. I should be sleeping. Instead I'm crying laughing at a meme that I made in my head 10 minutes ago and I had to do it.
Let me explain. Gaaleesbians. Gaara is shorter than Lee. I feel that, like, when Lee sits on Gaara's face she can't reach Lee's boobs and she'll be there like:
I have very a questionable humor
#i should be sleeping#instead im doing little meme that 3 people max will get#gaaleesbians#meme?#idk#funny#it is funny to me#my sense of humour is questionable#gaalee#leegaa#rock lee x gaara
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#we answered the ultimate question#js#javascript#programmer humour#programming#programming memes#chicken or the egg#meme#nerdy meme
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this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*
#zhongli probably thinks neuvillette will turn into that one kermit punch meme as soon as he lands eyes on him 😂#this entire quest was peak humour#i really love genshin sometimes#also neuvi falling for a marketing strategy and ending up buying too much tea on the first time he goes out to another country is so him#there was so much going on during this quest#neuvi explaining an inside joke to wrio... that was so cynoesque ahjsgsjsgshs he's trying his best at fitting in 😭 cute#i love that old man so much#and the ladle?!!!!! picasso 🤌#furina having a death note moment of reverse physchology trying to understand if zhongli knew who she was was only missing the#l's theme playing in the background#plus clorinde and navia being questionably lesbian in the mountain that was also nice 👍#but i swear neuvi is so funny#what do you mean that man carried everyone's belongings and went to another country in half a day and managed to scare zhongli without#even trying agsjsh i'm gonna create a monsieur neuvillette fan club#he's the best ever#i need him to meet zhongli for scientific purposes. the world will stop when that day comes 😂#i need to know what would happen#okay realistically neuvi would probably start wheezing the moment he saw the false vision#but still poking genshin so they give us the content we need they can't just tease us like this
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