#queerplatonic rargyle

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A/N: Wait for it. . .

Steve: Okay, dad, you know how you said you wanted to make it up to me?

Steve’s dad: Of course, son.

Steve: Throw me a wedding. I want to marry Nancy.

Steve's dad: Oh, that can definitely be arranged. . .

Steve: . . .Nancy also wants to marry Jonathan, who wants to marry Argyle, and Nancy also wants to marry Robin, who also wants to marry Vickie and Chrissy. Chrissy also wants to marry Eddie, and I kind of want to marry Eddie and Chrissy as well. Also, Jonathan and Argyle.

Steve’s dad: . . . .

Steve: Are you okay?

Steve’s dad: Give me a minute.

Steve: . . . .?

Steve’s dad: This is, uh, illegal, son.

Steve: Oh, yeah, none of us want the government involved in this, anyway.

Steve’s dad: Why?

Steve: They were mean to us. Also, classified.

Steve dad's: *sighs* You know what, I'll do whatever makes you happy.

Steve: Wow, you really do want to make it up to me.