#queen of my fave fruit

[wannaeatramyeon]

Does Gojo have a grip on you too? (Tho I prefer Toji)

More JJK as a whole, not really Gojo or anyone in particular. And not to start some discourse here but I'm caught up with JJK and do not get the hype with Toji.

SatoSugu on the other hand... Fuck yes give me those star crossed lovers.

(Currently happily frolicking around JJK on AO3 with its 40k+ fics 🥰)

+ a couple more asks answered below the cut!

@sublimequeenmango this is the sweetest thing I've ever received or read. Honestly I feel HONOURED. Let me screenshat this and use it to feed myself whenever I feel my hyperfixation waning 🫶🫶🫶 I'll try my best to continue to make fics you will hopefully enjoy! 🫡

On a separate note I should be reopening my asks soon.... And it would be quicker but I haven't felt compelled to answer them in the last week or so because of that goddamn Ryuhei Kuroda and those 461 chapter panels ughhhh.

@backshotsdevil swerving this like Neo if it's subtle hint to recruit ME because I have an endless list of things to read and watch 😭

Actually, if it's anything like The Great Estate Developer then I am curious!

It's unfortunately because Gun is too strong, he's affecting all of us with how much we care about Daruma 😮‍💨

For me he's just... There? Not really enough personality crumbs for me to be interested apart from the tragic backstory. I like his character design though! At least PTJ didn't copy and paste him from someone else.

...I have never had an opinion whatsoever on wigs. Yes I guess? They can be fun or serious, there's endless options.

[lixiesbrowniess]

↴❉˖⋆Lixie‘s Library˖°📖✩°｡⋆

▷ Here you can find my faves. ALL THE CREDIT TO THE WRITERS| ◁

ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ subdivided in:↴

Title: if they have one.

Genre: fluff, angst or smut

Writer: I'll tag the QUEEN/KING who wrote it

Character/s: with whom the reader is gonna be

Fluff: ☁️

Angst: 🍃

Smuts: 🐚

★¸.•☆•.¸★ AO'NUNG ★⡀.•☆•.★

Forbidden fruit ˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @fairyhub - oneshot

Breathing lessons ˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @azaleaniath - oneshot

Behind the facade ˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @tiredmamaissy - series part two coming soon...

Love and Guests ˖°🐚☁️°｡⋆ @writing-makes-me-human - series 6 parts [still updating]

Stress Reliever ˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @fairyhub - imagine

Disappointed ˖ °🍃☁️°｡⋆ @neteyamslovrr - oneshot

Princess treatment˖ °🐚°｡⋆@pandorxxx - oneshot

First time for everything˖ °🐚°｡⋆@tsireqas - oneshot

Stress Reliever ˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @gloryy-vs - oneshot

Nsfw alphabet˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @sullyglcw - alphabet

My dearly detested ˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @justasimps-blog - oneshot

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★¸.•☆•.¸★ TONOWARI ★⡀.•☆•.★

Sex Pollen ˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @whereireid - series part 4 coming soon

Tonowari breeding kink˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @angelltheninth - imagine

Karma's a bitch˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @persefolli - oneshot

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★¸.•☆•.¸★ NETEYAM ★⡀.•☆•.★

Charming Killer ˖°🐚☁️🍃°｡⋆ @writing-makes-me-human - series 6 parts [still updating]

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★¸.•☆•.¸★ MULTIPLE ★⡀.•☆•.★

Safe with us ˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @pandorxx - series 2 parts

↳ How it's done [Safe with us part 2]

In the ways that matter ˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @pandorxx - series 2 parts

↳The mess we've made [In the ways that matter part 2]

Reaction to you calling them daddy˖ °🐚°｡⋆ @sullyglcw - headcanon

Updating everytime I find a new one...

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[luxxuriantt]

Little details about your future lover/spouse ✨

So i know that most of the community here is curious and loves FS readings, and i love dragon ball, so i figured lets make another short PAC before my exam season starts lol. Choose your fave gif

Pile one- Vegeta and Bulma ( 3 of swords, the 9of pentacles, 2 of cups, the chariot)

This connection may form when one of you( more so you) feels hopeless and disappointed and is kinda done with love, or is struggling in some area in their life

The relationship itself will be healing and this person will be of major help

Confident, financially stable, knows how to style themselves

This person is charismatic, the way they enter a room is captivating

Grounded, practical, veryy ambitious and hard working but also visionary

They have a healthy expression of their masculine side, a good leader who is also very humble

Most likely taller then you, or on the taller side

Lighter features

Very open minded

Has a big circle and is lowkey famous

Pile two-Goku and ChiChi ( the queen of swords, the 4 of pentacles, the page of cups and the hierophant)

Has a cold facade/bad boy attitude

Looks like a hard cookie, is a fruit cake underneath lmao

They are very smart and good with their words, i feel like they excel academically or in their job

Reads people easily, is very honest and does not take bullshit

It takes time for them to open up, but once they do, they are like a little kid

Hopeless romantic

Very loyal

Most likely you will marry this person and might start the family you desire

I feel like they dream for the traditional, house with a white fence, kids and pets, Sunday barbecues

For most of you, its someone older, with slender built and dark hair or eyes

Pile three - Gohan and Videl( the six of cups, the fool, the five of wands, 3of cups)

This has heavy friends to lovers vibe, or it is someone you know/ was your friend but you lost touch and for some of you it could be a previous lover

If you believe in past lives , this is it :)

Omg they are so fuuun, gonna tease you a lot and make your stomach hurt

A jack of all trades, brave, spontaneous, goes with the flow

This person know how to blend in, can mix with all folks, yet is somehow noticed and stands out

Curious, witty, unconventional

Life of the party

Around your age

I feel this person has a nice smile, their style can go thru changes but they seem to have a nice voice and are very charismatics

They will always stick by you tho, gonna make you feel like an equal, partner in crimes type of connection

Well that was it, thank you for your attention and support, much love to you all! 💖

[kingsanddragonsandgods]

The Wars Waged by Women or the Blacks & the Golds-Aegon II|Oc (Daemon and Rhea's daughter)

A/N: This is the female oc partial historic page in some historic book. It is not 100% accurate to what 'actually' happened. Rhaenya (the Oc) face claim is totally Anya Taylor-Joy in my head and her brother (another Oc) is totally blonde-Callum Turner. PS:. Meraxes survived Dorne, because this is a fanfic and Meraxes is my all time fave, with Vermithor as a close second.

Rhaenya the Elder was Queen Consort of the Seven Kingdoms from 133 AC to her death, as the wife of King Aegon II, her paternal cousin. Rhaenya was the eldest child of Prince Daemon Targaryen and Lady Rhea Royce. She was held in high esteem by the smallfolk and soldiers, honoured as ‘Mother of the Camp’ during her husband’s Civil War for the Iron Throne, no Targaryen queen was as revered as she was during the reign of her husband, and later in that of her descendants.

Early Life

Rhaenya was born in Runestone Castle in the Vale of Arryn to Daemon Targaryen and his first wife, Lady Rhea of House Royce, on the first night of 107 AC, the eldest of a pair of twins. Rhaenya’s basic education consisted of reading, spelling, writing, grammar, history, arithmetic, art, cyvasse, dancing, embroidery, music, and religious instruction, she was also instructed in languages, learning both High Valyrian as well as the Old Tongue. She and her ladies-in-waiting entertained themselves with art, embroidery, and music. She lived a relaxed lifestyle for most of her life.

Betrothal and Marriage

The question of Rhaenya’s marriage was not a new one. She had, at the age of six, a betrothal to Edric Arryn, her second cousin and, at the time, the second in line to inherit the Eyrie. This arrangement, however, did not last long. Edric’s father disinheritance by Lady Jeyne Arryn, caused the betrothal to be broken off.  

In 119 AC, an attempt was made to betroth Rhaenya to Lord Corbray’s heir, Ser Leowyn. The princess, however, was against the match and refused to consent.  

Lady Jeyne Arryn tried in vain to make an arrangement to Ser Joffrey Arryn, her favoured heir, as a match with Rhaenya, the only granddaughter of Lady Elys Arryn, and a closer relation to Lady Jeyne, would grant Ser Joffrey more legitimacy in the eyes of the Lords of the Vale.

Talks started in early 120 AC to betroth Princess Rhaenya to her paternal cousin, Prince Aegon, the King’s firstborn son, carried by Ser Otto Hightower and Lord Yorbert Royce. A formal betrothal took place following the funeral of Lady Laena Velaryon, the princess’ stepmother, after Rhaenya bonded to the dragon Meraxes. The cousins would not marry before the year 123 AC, when both achieved the age of majority, by then, Prince Aegon had spent the last three years in the Vale, as squire under Ser Gunthor Royce and was moulded into a man by Lord Yorbert Royce, growing a relationship of camaraderie and brotherhood with his cousin, Prince Jaehaelor, the heir to Runestone.

In the third month of 123 AC, Rhaenya and Aegon were married, as had been planned since 120. Little is specifically known of the ceremony, but it is said to have been “noteworthy" and a grander affair than the Princess of Dragonstone’s nearly a decade before. Prince Aegon proved himself a lusty husband and their marriage quickly bore fruit.

Triplets born before the end of the year during a Blood Moon, and three more children followed in quick succession.

The Golds and the Blacks

Initially referred to as ‘the Greens’ and the ‘queen’s party’, it quickly changed with the return of Prince Aegon to King’s Landing, as it was clear that the prince had no intention to be his mother and grandfather puppet king.

Green was replaced by gold in the Red Keep, with even the prince's siblings wearing the colour.

For her part, Rhaenya quickly won the love of the smallfolk to her husband’s side with her generosity and charity, usually accompanied by her young children.

It is claimed by some contemporaries and historians that Rhaenya may be responsible for the great campaign against the Princess of Dragonstone led by the Faith in the decade following the elopement of Princess Rhaenyra with her uncle, Prince Daemon. A more laughable theory might be that Rhaenya as Aegon's Queen was responsible for the strategies that brought her husband victory.

Death of Viserys I and Aftermath

Upon the death of King Viserys I Targaryen, Queen Alicent and Lord Commander Criston Cole sent out the Kingsguard to summon the small council members. During the gathering, the conversation quickly stirred towards Rhaenyra's coronation, but Ser Otto Hightower, the Hand of the King, told those who had gathered that Prince Aegon the Elder would be crowned, whilst Lord Lyman Beesbury, the master of coin, insisted Rhaenyra should be crowned as queen.

Several other council members countered him. Ser Tyland Lannister argued that the oaths made to Rhaenyra in 105 AC had not been made by them, since it had been twenty-four years, even then, the oaths were made under duress and as such, held no value. Lord Jasper Wylde mentioned that the Old King Jaehaerys I twice chose a male heir over the female heir and her descendants, and Ser Otto argued that Rhaenyra was married to Prince Daemon, who would become the true ruler, should Rhaenyra gain the crown. Both Hightowers argued that not only they, but also Alicent's and Aegon’s children would die should Rhaenyra become their queen.

Grand Maester Orwyle predicted a war, believing that Rhaenyra would never be willing to give up her birthright, and had dragons at her disposal. When Lyman declared that he was not willing to listen to people plotting to steal her crown and attempted to leave. After the Beesbury situation, the green council made their plans, vowing their loyalty to their new king, and arresting all those in King's Landing who could be loyal to Rhaenyra.

To all those who might be loyal to Aegon, ravens were sent. Princess Rhaenya called to her brother to raise his banners. Jaehaelor, Lord Royce of Runestone following Lord Yorbert death, arrived in time to witness the coronation.

Envoys were quickly sent to persuade the lords to support Aegon.

The newly crowned Queen Rhaenya was to fly to the Eyrie, Prince Aemond was sent to Storm’s End, and Prince Daeron was to go to Dorne to secure allies. Prince Jaehaelor was dispatched to Dragonstone under a peace banner, offering Rhaenyra generous terms, Septon Eustace is of the opinion that neither Aegon, least of all his queen, believed that Rhaenyra would accept the terms and that perhaps they even hoped for war, as it would be the necessary excuse to eliminate the opposing lineage.

to be continued...

[miuszn]

can you maybe do ellie aftercare hcs?? 💛

hii anon !! omg i’ve been waiting for someone to ask me to post my aftercare hcs i have so many .. i just know she’s the absolute queen of aftercare like she luvs it 😭💞 here’s some of them !!

ellie aftercare hcs

♡ “you did so good baby”

♡ asks a million times if you’re okay and if she was too rough right after bc she’d never want u to be uncomfy .. she cares abt u sm and wants u to be ok

♡ if ur rlly sweaty or covered in .. other .. substances , she gets a bath / shower running for u ( depending on which one u’d like )

♡ she can’t rlly cook so sometimes she brings u some fruit , even when u insist it’s fine and u can get it urself bc she looooves taking care of u !!

♡ CUDDLES . lots n lots of cuddles . u would never guess she was a cuddler ( ? ) since she seems so tough on the outside but she’s a big softie on the inside who loves cuddles

♡ sharing snacks and talking abt ur fave shows / books / video games together for hours on end

♡ lots n lots of smooches bc she just luvs showing u physical affection .. she will kiss u all over

♡ plays w ur hair .. i’m leaving this one up to u guys imaginations since i don’t think i can come up w one for every type of hair but i still wanted to include it hehe

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack!AU: ✨The Fave Banned Songs of The 24 OG Mentors✨

A friend of mine asked me to list the Mentors’ favorite banned (100% illegal in Panem) songs in my TBOSAS Crack!AU.

So here they are:

1. Coriolanus Snow (Sugar Baby Era)

Snow On The Beach by T. Swift & Lana

Radio by Lana Del Rey

Careless Whisper by George Michael

Bloom by Troye Sivan (For Sejanus)

“Sl*t!” By Taylor Swift (For Sejanus)

2. Sejanus Plinth (Sugar Daddy Era)

Beautiful People by Ed Sheeran

Jenny by Studio Killers (For Coryo)

Lover by Taylor Swift (For Coryo)

Hey Blondie by Dominic Fike (For Coryo)

Ride by SoMo (For Coryo)

3. Festus Creed (Dumpster Fire Era)

We Can’t Stop by Miley Cyrus

Last Friday Night by Katy Perry

All Star by Smash Mouth

Honeypie by JAWNY

Chicken Nugget Dreamland by Parry Grip

4. Lysistrata Vickers (Crazy Fangirl Era)

Wannabe by Spice Girls

Barbie Dreams by FIFTY FIFTY, Kaliii

Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles

Starman by David Bowie

Groupie by Cate

5. Felix Ravinstill (Class President Era)

Under Pressure by Queen, David Bowie

Touchy Feely Fool by AJR

The Hype by Twenty One Pilots

Kingdom Come by Jon Bellion

This is What Makes Us Girls by Lana

6. Persephone Price (Unhinged Lover Era)

Candy by Unknown Brain

Crush by Tessa Violet

Sweet But Psycho by Ava Max

I Really Like You by Carly Rae Jepsen

7. Clemensia Dovecote (Friend-zoned Era)

Still Into You by Paramore

Your Type by Carly Rae Jepsen

Midnight Love by Girl in Red

Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton

8. Livia Cardew (Rich Queen Era)

7 Rings by Ariana Grande

Material Girl by Madonna

Barbie World by Nicki Minaj, Ice Spice

9. Androcles Anderson (Sneaky Sneak Era)

Stand Up by One Direction

Cake By The Ocean by DNCE

Drive By by Train

Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson

10. Hilarius Heavensbee (Disowned Clown Era)

Birthday Party by AJR

Sad Happy by Circa Waves

SugarCrash! By ElyOtto

Thomas Theme by Thomas & Friends

11. Palmyra Monty (Chef on Crack Era)

Cooking by The Book by Lazy Town

Raining Tacos by Parry Grip

Fruit Salad by The Wiggles

Krusty Krab by Trap Remix

12. Apollo Ring (Sunshine Boi Era)

Oh Potato Dog by Parry Grip

Sunroof by Nicky Youre, Dazy

Sunkissed by Khai Dreams

Come On Eileen by Dexys M.R

13. Diana Ring (Pastel Peach Era)

Rainbow Magic by Rosanna Pansino

Cupid by FIFTY FIFTY (Twin Ver.)

Penguin On Me by Schmoyoho

My Little Pony Theme by My Little Pony

14. Vipsania Sickle (Gym Gal Era)

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! By ABBA

Eye of The Tiger by Survivor

YMCA by Village People

15. Gaius Breen (Hype Man Era)

Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars

The Nights by Avicii

Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes

16. Dennis Fling (Trader Joe’s Era)

Billionaire by Travis McCoy, Bruno Mars

Money, Money, Money by ABBA

MONEY by LISA

17. Pliny Harrington (Sleepy Dawg Era)

The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars

Some Nights by Fun

Saturday by Twenty One Pilots

18. Domitia Whimsiwick (Farm Gal Era)

Everything She Ain’t by Hailey Whitters

If You Go Down by Kelsea Ballerini

WWDD by Lainey Wilson

Biscuits by Kacey Musgraves

19. Urban Canville (Exploding Man Era)

World’s Smallest Violin by AJR

All Time Low by Jon Bellion

When I was Done Dying by Dan Deacon

The Pi Song by AsapSCIENCE

20. Io Jasper (Nerd in Love Era)

Boys by Charli XCX

What Lovers Do by Maroon 5, SZA

Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

The Science Love Song by AsapSCIENCE

21. Florus Friend (Introvert on Stage Era)

Dreamland by Glass Animals

Loretta by Ginger Root

Herp De Derp by Schmoyoho

22. Iphigenia Moss (Rebellious Diet Era)

Boom Clap by Charli XCX

Popular Song by MIKA, Ariana Grande

Prom Dress by mxmtoon

23. Juno Phipps (Royal Baby Girl Era)

Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani, Eve

Dance The Night by Dua Lipa

California Gurls by Katy Perry

24. Arachne Crane (Screeching Banshee Era)

Beautiful Trauma by P!nk

Super Bass by Nicki Minaj

Primadonna by MARINA

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

OC Questionnaire (Warden Edition)

got tagged by lovely @shivunin and @greypetrel! <33 Going with my Wardens for now cus this is gonna get long otherwise x'D (also stealing Mo's idea to do tarot cards instead of star signs cus i can never settle on birthdays lol)

edit: here's the others!

tagging in turn @cao-the-dreamer,@herearedragons, @nebulouswinds, @nanowatzophina, @creativegoblin, @exantivancrow, @goofsoup, @wonderofthemoon, @a-drama-addict, @bearsizedant, @beelzebard, @feyfiendish, @curiouslavellan, @exotic-inquiry, and anyone else who'd like to join in! c:

NAME: Neira Surana

NICKNAME: .. none really xd

GENDER: Female (there are some cisn't feels there but it's never sth she explores or bothers with)

TAROT CARD: Queen of Cups

HEIGHT: Average elf height (i like to think she's a bit taller than June lol)

ORIENTATION: Aroace

NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: Fereldan Elf

FAVORITE FRUIT: Wild strawberries

FAVORITE SEASON: Late winter/ early spring

FAVORITE FLOWER: Daisies

FAVORITE SCENT: Wood smoke, old parchment, lyrium

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Tea! Specially herbal or mild floral ones

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: Lol. lmao. (sleep is very inconsistent)

DOGS OR CATS: Dogs (she's allergic to cats

DREAM TRIP: Would love to travel the length of the Imperial Highway

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: 1-2

RANDOM FACT: Would love to say that there's an epic story for her scar, but it was just some random ass encounter with darkspawn where she wasnt careful and healed too slowly and sloppily

NAME: Kalagna Brosca

NICKNAME: Kala, Dwarf

GENDER: Female (?) (i doubt Dwarven gender works the same way as Human gender but rn female works well enough)

TAROT CARD: Five of Pentacles

HEIGHT: Tall-ish (still shorter than Neira though)

ORIENTATION: Alistair Demi (fr though Ali is the only person she's ever felt any sort of attraction for)

NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: Orzammarian Dwarf

FAVORITE FRUIT: Passionfruit or Apples

FAVORITE SEASON: Late autum/early winter

FAVORITE FLOWER: Sunflowers or magnolias

FAVORITE SCENT: Fresh nighttime air, magnolias (they're her fave in part cus of the smell lol), sulfur (yes it smells like farts but it also smells like home)

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Hot choco

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 7-ish? on slow days she likes to sleep in though

DOGS OR CATS: Dogs? No opinion really.

DREAM TRIP: Kal-Sharok

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: as many as are available

RANDOM FACT: She has tried to use Barksparn as a mount before. It did not work.

NAME: Var'Renan Mahariel

NICKNAME: Renan, Da'Renan

GENDER: unlabelled (only label he'd actively reject would be agender; they Do have gender(s)! just not contained)

TAROT CARD: Five of Cups

HEIGHT: Tall! more than a head taller than Noya

ORIENTATION: Pan and demi

NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: (Fereldan/Southern) Dalish

FAVORITE FRUIT: Cornelian cherries

FAVORITE SEASON: Spring

FAVORITE FLOWER: Wild garlic or foxglove

FAVORITE SCENT: Mint, petrichor, rotting wood

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Well spiced teas

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 6-7 (ahe gets antsy when she sleeps longer)

DOGS OR CATS: Cats

DREAM TRIP: Antivan coast; would like to visit the Dales and the Emerald Graves sometimes as well

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: 1

RANDOM FACT: They can't whistle and are grumpy about it

NAME: Noya Tabris

NICKNAME: Tadpole, Sprout (both mostly by Cyrion but sprout sometimes teasingly by others too)

GENDER: Female (uses she/they though)

TAROT CARD:  Seven of Wands/ Queen of Wands

HEIGHT: Short mfer (around same height as Kala)

ORIENTATION: Panromantic Ace

NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: Fereldan (city) Elf

FAVORITE FRUIT: Green olives

FAVORITE SEASON: Summer

FAVORITE FLOWER: Snapdragon

FAVORITE SCENT: Fresh stew, petrol, hot dusty summer air

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Coffee

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 8 pre-coscription; after more around 6

DOGS OR CATS: Dogs. She's always wanted a puppy...

DREAM TRIP: Seheron (with their bestie Sten!)

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: preferably 2 but 1 will do

RANDOM FACT: Has no shame staring at people; does it a lot bc she likes drawing and also bodies are fascinating

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Blank meme:

NAME:

NICKNAME:

GENDER:

STAR SIGN: 

HEIGHT:

ORIENTATION:

NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY:

FAVORITE FRUIT:

FAVORITE SEASON:

FAVORITE FLOWER:

FAVORITE SCENT:

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE:

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP:

DOGS OR CATS:

DREAM TRIP:

NUMBER OF BLANKETS:

RANDOM FACT:

[imakemywings]

Below will be fanfic recs for TOLKIEN, 80 DAYS, and THE LEFT HAND OF DARKNESS. Once again, I’ve tried to break the Tolkien recs down by character groupings but you all know what a thankless task that is. Asterisks by particular faves! (〜￣▽￣)〜

(Photo credit to Svitlana on Unsplash.)

Past fanfic rec lists

80 Days

Anchor by insomniz - NR - 5.6k - Fogg/Passepartout - Aouda's view of their relationship, and her friendship with Passepartout.

Trains, Like Time and Tide by ArabellaMoxie G - 5.2k - Fogg/Passepartout - Eventually Passepartout realizes Fogg is sabotaging them. It's so cute <3

The Left Hand of Darkness

Cut From the Journal of Therem Harth rem ir Estraven by bratrights - G - 2.5k - Genly/Therem - A really tender look at Therem and Genly's relationship. The author does a great job capturing Therem's voice!

Dawn by venndaai - T - 2.9k - Genly/Therem - Wonderful (AU) exploration of Genly and Therem's relationship post-canon.

Lord of the Rings & The Hobbit

* Abide, Abound by elleth - T - 3.9k - Arwen/Tauriel - Wonderful characterization here and such a natural growth of the relationship.

All My Shadows Fade by amyfortuna - T - 662 - Arwen/OC - My heart breaks for this OC--a female friend of Arwen's in unrequited love with her, writing her a letter on the eve of her marriage to Aragorn.

Before the Breath of Storm by tinnurin - T - 1.3k - Excellent look into the Dwarven exiles before the battle of Azanulbizar.

* Both the Sweet and the Bitter by Northland - T - 10k - I just loved this look at Rivendell during the War of the Ring.

Come Home to Chaos (Get a Crush On a Queen) by ncfan - G - 8.5k - Arwen/Firiel of Gondor - This fic does a great job with the setting and with Arwen's attitudes. Wonderful depth given to Firiel, a character really only a name on a page in canon.

The Fruit by Mimi_Lind - G - 1.6k - I love Celeborn and Thranduil fucking with each other with a total deadpan.

Games and Fantasy by Genesis_Grey - E - 3.3k - Arwen/Eowyn - Play sexy games, win sexy prizes.

* A House of Nettles by Ias - E - 6.4k - Eowyn/Tar-Miriel - Amazing delicious sexy fic where Eowyn becomes haunted by the Witch King--former queen of Numenor Tar-Miriel. It is SO good.

Of All the Stars, the Fairest by whatiwouldnotgive - E - 7.5k - Arwen/Eowyn - This fic captures that gradual build of friendship that suddenly gives way to romance and it's beautiful. And Arwen's flirting is adorable!

Or Would They Go on Aching Still by Farasha - G - 3.5k - Aragorn/Arwen, Arwen/Tauriel - Just a heartbreaking combo of joy and grief in this fic. Fantastic look at the vanishing of the Elves from Middle-earth through Arwen's perspective.

Orlaya by yeaka - T - 1k - Arwen/Tauriel - Cute, sexy fun!

* Shadow of the Evening by RussetFiredrake - T - 2.9k - Arwen/Eowyn - Captures that lady knight/noblewoman thing SO well...both characters are so loveable here.

She had a January World by kimaracretak - T - 540 - Arwen/Tauriel - Beautiful and bittersweet, as the end of the Elves always is.

West, West Away by Arveldis - G - 3.5k - Such a sweet, tender look at saying goodbye to Middle-earth. Sam finds himself unexpectedly sharing a moment with the Elvenking on a boat West!

The Silmarillion

Sindar

Aloe Cup by welcoming_disaster - E - 2.3k - Daeron/Maglor - I love their dynamic here so much...Maglor is so desperate to save him. And not just because it involves getting his dick in there.

Après Moi, le Déluge by HerenorThereNearnorFar - T - 2k - For her children, Elwing weaves.

Beacon by polotropos - E - 2.3k - Earendil/Elwing - They are SO in love...love the touches of realism that ground this piece.

Bloodied by ohboromir - G - 1.2k - Thingol & Beleg & Mablung - We rarely see explorations of pre-Noldor Middle-earth! A nice look at the fight of the Iathrim before Feanor lands in Beleriand.

* The Carriage Held but Just Ourselves by StarSpray - T - 1.3k - Stunning look at the line of Thingol and their relationship with death.

Coastin' by swanmaiden - E - 2.3k - Earendil/Elwing - Sexy cute Starwing!

Ebb and Flow by swanmaiden - E - 3.6k - Earendil/Elwing - A really loving look at their relationship in Sirion <3 I love how this fic shows the community of the city and how loved these two were.

Elwing's Strategy by lifeisyetfair - T - 525 - Gut-wrenching look at Elwing's last moments in Sirion--and why she chose to jump. Fucking amazing character explorations, especially in such a short fic!

* Elvenkings by am_fae - G - 1.5k - Gorgeous prose and a very bittersweet look at the Iathrim after the fall of Doriath.

A Fiend in Feline Shape by Aipilosse - G - 15.7k - This is such a fun fic where we get to see a lot of the Sindar post-rebirth and such thought is given to each person's characterization. Plus Ancalagon is a cat now.

High in the Halls of the Kings Who Are Gone by Arveldis - G - 880 - Finduilas & Gildor - Gildor's final walk through Nargothrond. Beautiful prose!

Home Sweet Home by SunflowerSupreme - M - 1.5k - Daeron/Maglor - This fic captures such a harsh relationship between them, yet also the loneliness that drives them together.

* Into the Heart of a Fey Thing by amethysttribble - T - 12.2k - Aredhel & Galadriel & Luthien - These three have an adventure in Doriath. Great job managing their dynamic and some Doriath world-building!

Joy is a Bird, a Fragile Thing by estuarie - G - 1k - Elrond & Elwing - This is the reunion Elrond and his mom deserve.

Less Flesh Than Stone by crackinthecup - T - 938 - A confrontation between Elwing and Maedhros in Valinor.

Like New Flowers on Ancient Hills by StarSpray - G - 2.3k - Elanor welcomes an Elvish guest into the Shire. Both characters are written so beautifully; this is such a sweet fic.

A Love in the Past Time by ncfan - G - 810 - A beautiful look at Melian and Thingol's first meeting.

Love Me and Despair by Beleriandings - T - 3.8k - Galadriel/Luthien - Luthien's POWER here and her willingness to self-destruct are beautiful, as well as Galadriel's devotion to making sure Luthien does not destroy herself.

To Love What is Mortal by solanceae - G - 2.4k - Luthien/Thuringwethil - Delicious take on this ship, with Luthien's light and goodness being exactly what draws Thuringwethil to her.

Memories, Like Grains of Sand by cuarthol - G - 1k - Elrond and Elros remember so little of Sirion :'(

The Most Beautiful by Meril - G - 634 - A look at why Melian stays in Middle-earth.

Old Enough to Know by unknownlifeform - G - 3.6k - Elrond & Gil-galad - Love Elrond struggling a bit with Elros growing apart from him after their claustrophobic childhood. He's so used to their relying only on each other.

On Carven Throne by Innin - E - 493 - Galadriel/Luthien - Gluthien throne sex, does anything else need to be said?

Only the Best by LadyBrooke- G - 500 - Daeron missed his chance to debate Feanor. I go feral for any fic or headcanon that acknowledges the similarities between these two characters and their intelligence.

Our Shared Monsters by theworldisquietheretooquiet - T - 978 - Heartbreaking yet hopeful look at the twins of the line of Thingol and the evolution of their nightmares.

Raised by Wolves by WarriorEowyn - G - 4.4k - A really excellent look at Elrond and Elros post-Amon Ereb and their identity growth and struggles.

Upon a Bed of Moss by Innin - E - 1.5k - Galadriel/Luthien - Service top Galadriel 👌

* The Salt in the Wound by swanmaiden - E - 4.1k - Curufin's wife/Luthien - This author gives these two such a bonkers dynamic, I absolutely love it. Frothing at the mouth. Luthien distracts her one of her captors with hatesex.

Scraps of Dark in a Starstrewn Night by solanceae - T - 5.2k - Luthien/Thuringwethil - Luthien is so captivating in this fic.

Silence Sharper Than a Knife by asterisq - G - 1.6k - Daeron watches a performance of The Lay of Leithian. Ow ow ow :'''''')

Songs of Sun and Shadow by Zdenka - G - 2k - Fun tie between The Hobbit and The Silmarillion where Melian recruits Finrod to help test Thranduil's magical abilities.

Such Players Only Have There Been by Anonymous - E - 5.5k - Daeron/Maglor - Their dynamic works SO well here.

* Summer Wine by welcoming_disaster - E - 3.2k - Daeron/Maglor - Honestly so hot when Maglor explains to Daeron how to tie him up.

Stardrop by welcoming_disaster - T - 750 - Daeron/Maglor - The fucking FORESHADOWING!!!!!!

Was Dancing There by StarSpray - G - 382 - Elrond and Elwing dance in front of a mural of Luthien in Sirion. Incredible little ficlet.

What Remains by asterisq - T - 2.2k - Absolutely brutal look at the aftermath of the Second Kinslaying. Amazing work.

What the Shadows Hid by swanmaiden - T - 465 - Luthien/Thuringwethil - The vampire's kiss is a heritable curse! The vampire's kiss is a heritable curse!

Noldor

The Aching by searchingforserendipity - G - 612 - Love explorations of this moment where Celegorm and Curufin have to explain what they did in Nargothrond to Maedhros. This author packs an astounding amount of character into such a short fic!

Angels Would Not Condescend by crownlessliestheking - G - 1k - Featuring Feanor's blasphemous university lectures. Amazing work and fascinating character takes!

Bronwe Athan Harthad by oswinry - G - 2k - Beor/Finrod - Listen. Listen. Even if you aren't into this ship, you should give this fic a try. The emotional core of it hits so fucking hard.

Cinders and Smoke by ncfan - T - 2.6k - Such an emotional look at Galadriel exploring the ruins of the Havens at Sirion. There, she finds the Ring of Barahir.

Disastrous Expense by Aipilosse - E - 897 - Feanor/Nerdanel - Antagonistic post-canon sex. Even when Nerdanel is angry with him, she's attracted to him. These two have my brain <3

Do I Hurt to Hold? by Anonymous - E - 5.2k - Galadriel/Melian - Great look at a darker Melian and her tutorship and intimate relationship with Galadriel in Doriath. This author does really well emphasizing Melian's inhumanness.

Glade-Song by welcoming_disaster - M - 500 - Galadriel/Melian - Ooh so tasty look at Galadriel's attitude towards her unrequited love for Melian.

A Hideous Thing Inside by Beleriand Death Trip - M - 1.8k - A fittingly dark look at Maeglin after his death in Gondolin.

The Hunt by cuarthol - T - 1.4k - Amarie/Finrod - Amarie is closeted and trans in Aman, but Finrod understands. In love with the relationship shown between these two here, so much trust and love <3

Ilimbe by TheChasm - T - 15.2k - Feanor/Nerdanel - Ahh I love this look at their meeting and early relationship...the characterization suits them both so well!

It's Just a Consequence of Pain by roquen - G - 914 - Indis visits Miriel in the house of Vaire. I love the tenderness here, and Indis' genuine effort to reach out to Miriel where she is.

In The Ranks of Death You Will Find Him by TelerinJedi - T - 882 - Finrod & Turgon - They feel each other die TT_TT A beautiful look at this friendship!

Lady Makalaurë Fëanáriel Dying of Poison, Late Second Age, Artist Unknown by HewerofCaves - T - 8.6k - This fic maps Silm SO well onto a space opera AU and it is SUCH an enjoyable read.

* Less Wise by am_fae - E - 5.7k - Maglor/Thranduil - Maglor eventually finds welcome in Mirkwood, but that isn't enough for her. Just phenomenal character dynamics and beautiful prose!

Life After Death by oswinry - G - 5k - Emotionally devastating scenes from Finrod's rebirth in Aman. Fantastic work.

* Nargothrondolin Takes the Cake by sallysavestheday - G - 842 - This fic is just so fucking cute. Finrod narrates by letter to Amarie the annual family gingerbread house-building contest. Amazing job with his voice!

Not Undevoted by satiricaldraperies - M - 2k - Galadriel/Melian - Suuuuch a tasty and not entirely healthy commitment between these two here...love it.

Out of Dreams, Into the Sun by solanceae - T - 2.7k - Indis/Miriel - The shadow of the past over them now is so real.

Over the Unclear Eyes of Memory by Loriand_Lost - M - 6.2k - Anaire/Fingolfin - This fic really captures Anaire's complicated feelings about Fingolfin's return.

Prick a Finger, Cut Your Hand by welcoming_disaster - E - 2.5k - Indis/Miriel - Fantastic dynamic between these characters, and excellent dialogue!

Right There by RaisingCaiin - T - 1.3k - Beor/Finrod - Fluff! Fluff as far as the eye can see!

Sister, Sister by swanmaiden - T - 925 - Aredhel & Turgon - Breaking my HEART with this look at Aredhel and Turgon's relationship through the years.

* The Sleep of Flowers by Innin - E - 2.4k - Galadriel/Melian - Melian weaves teaching magic and sex together. A really sweet and also hot scene for them!

Statue of an Elven Woman by welcoming_disaster - M - 1.2k - Indis/Nerdanel - You need a fucking chainsaw to cut the tension here.

* Strength Like a Tower by potatoesanddreams - G - 794 - This fic almost made me cry over a building. Fantastic look at how Elves connect to their environment.

Stone Toys by welcoming_disaster - E - 3.3k - Indis/Nerdanel - The power dynamics here are so hot.

* Sweet Violets and Golden Cowslip by StarSpray - T - 1.6k - Absolutely amazing post-Sirion dynamics. Lalwen survives past the Third Kinslaying and has to confront what the Noldor have become.

This Now, This Us by crownlessliestheking - G - 1.3k - Indis/Miriel - Their dialogue is so fun here.

Thy Brothers' Keeper by sallysavestheday - G - 970 - Tasty Finwean family drama...Finarfin wearies of playing the peacekeeper.

Torn in Two by Alantie - G - 1.5k - Celebrian & Finrod - Celebrian meets her uncle Finrod in Aman. I really loved their bonding experiences here <3

Ainur

Bite Thy Wings and Let Thee Crawl by am_fae - E - 4.7k - I am literally not joking that this fetish porn fic has one of the best portrayals of Melkor and his careless boundless cruelty that I've ever read. RIP Maglor.

* More Ferven Flight by crownlessliestheking - E - 9k - Ingwe/Manwe - Some of the most beautiful porn I've ever read and a delicious blending of sex and worship from Ingwe's perspective. The author does an excellent job with the strangeness and overwhelmingness of being with a Vala.

One Acquainted with the Night by Grundy - G - 2k - The other Ainur don't really understand Melian's grief.

Scripts and Tongues by am_fae - M - 977 - Cirdan/Gandalf - Let Gandalf sext!

Webs and Weavings by Loriand_Lost - E - 5.1k - Ungoliant/Vaire - This fic does such a marvelous job of capturing the other-ness of Ungoliant.

Men

Brushstrokes by theworldisquietheretooquiet - T - 2.1k - Finduilas/Nienor - This one is so cuuuuute.

The Nameless Black of a Name by Ias - M - 8.1k - Finduilas/Nienor - They find purpose and home together in the wake of their tragedies. Love here how Finduilas can feel the darkness on Nienor's fate, similar to how characters comment on Turin's in canon.

Nothing Beside Remains by swanmaiden - T - 842 - Tar-Miriel/Uinen - This author writes such deliciously twisted femslash and this is no exception. Uinen's unwillingness to let go of Tar-Miriel's body makes sense when a body for her is nothing more than a decoration.

The Sea-King's Wife by swanmaiden - E - 300 - Tar-Miriel/Uinen - Uinen should be queen of tentacle porn.

The Tapestry by Zdenka - T - 1.2k - Theodwyn & Miriel - From one seamstress to another, through the ages.

Threads of Gold by Zdenka - T - 2.7k - Finduilas/Nienor - These two finding healing together is the best part of this ship TT_TT

Through These Old Grounds of Memory by Cinaed - T - 2.8k - Finduilas/Nienor - This fic captures their feelings so well. And here, they get a happy ending!

Where the Lilies Grow by Elleth - T - 1.7k - Finduilas/Nienor - Nienor's inexperience in romance does not stop her XD You can definitely tell she's Hurin's daughter here!

[gloryride]

OC INTERVIEW

Tagged by @rosapexa and @breezypunk ♥♥ thanks both !

Two tags for the Pink Queen !

-- Name --

Vanessa Rosalina Vergara-Serrano. Couldn't make it longer !

-- Nickname --

Vaness or Nessa for friends usually. V is only professionnal, or people only knowing me by reputation. Heywood people calls me La Espina, and i always love this name, more than V ! Valentin loves to call me Princesse with his lovely french accent !

-- Gender --

Cis Female

-- Star Sign --

Born in April 16, i'm a fire Aries !

-- Height--

what you're a doc ? pff ... 1m70, or 5"6 if you want

-- Orientation --

Bisexual, both is always good !

-- Nationality/Ethnicity --

American, but my mother (and her family) is Mexican, and my father is Cuban !

-- Fave Fruit --

Strawberry and cherries !

-- Fave Season --

SUMMER ! who doesn't like sun and heat ? i LOVE that ! want to live in bikini and go to the pool under sun !

-- Fave Flower --

Rose, of couse. Pink or red, please.

-- Fave Scent --

The scent of baked cake, my mother's still-warm chilaquiles or Mama Welles. The scent of fresh sheets to jump into and curl up with. The scent of Monoï, because it smells like summer. And roses, of course!

-- Coffee, tea or hot chocolate --

Coffee, and chocolate. No tea for me !

-- Average hours of sleep --

I try to sleep 8 hours per night, but that's chaotic. Some nights are 5, others are 10, but i need to sleep or i'm not in mood. And if i'm not, don't approach me.

-- Dog or Cat person --

Love both but always prefered cats, and i'm happy to find Nibbles. I'm a cat mom now.

-- Dream trip --

Valentin always promised me to go to Paris ♥ so i can't wait !

-- Favorite fictional character --

Dunno, i love just badass women in movies and telenovel.... huh ? no i didn't say telenovelas, i don't watch them !

-- Number of blankets they sleep with --

Only one, and sometimes i remove it because it's too hot. Valentin is also a nice warm blanket, he's hot ya know *wink*

-- Random fact --

If i'm known to wear pink and having pink hair, some people never saw me with ... blue hair ! When i started working as escort, i wanted to dye my dark hair to look classy. Ya know i saw many corpo girls with blue hair and thought was really fancy. Was like that for 3 years and honestly ? i was pretty with. Can show you a pic one day if you're nice !

tagging (no pressure of course) : @fereldanwench @a-pirate @cinnamon-mey @morganlefaye79 @chevvy-yates

[dahlia-noire]

Thanks for tagging me in this @theeaesthete 🥰💮

1. Favorite color(s)

Blush pink, lilac, mauve, dark foresty greens, mint

2. Any piercings?

I have 2 nose piercings & 8 ear piercings I actually wear

3. Any tattoos?

I have 4 of them

4. Favorite TV show

Hard choice, but ATLA will always be a fave

5. Favorite movie

I can't choose just one actually 😭

Lion King, Prince of Egypt, Howl's Moving Castle, and Man on Fire.

6. Celebrity crush

Don't have one tbh

7. Favorite musical artist(s)

Jhené Aiko ♡ Doja Cat ♡ UMI ♡ Raveena ♡ Baby Rose ♡ Orion Sun ♡ SZA ♡ Kid Cudi

8. Height

5'5"

9. Favorite thing to do

Gaming 🎮

10. Introvert or Extrovert?

1000% introvert lol

11. Favorite book?

I really enjoyed the Red Queen Series

12. Last fanfic you've read?

Haven't read any

13. Favorite thing to drink

Water, cranberry juice, tea, and fruit smoothies

14. Favorite food

Pizza, sushi, pasta, anything my mom makes lol

15. Favorite OTP

Idk tbh

16. Favorite actor/actresses

Viola Davis ♡ Angela Bassett ♡ Donald Glover ♡ Keith David ♡ Giancarlo Esposito ♡ Pedro Pascal ♡ Queen Latifah

17. Favorite song

It's impossible for me to pick one. But I did have Stay Tru by Mereba on repeat for like a week and a half

18. Currently watching (TV)

Predators (the docu with the big cats) on Netflix

19. Last thing you googled

King Nails & Spa

20. Last song listened to

Shinkokyuu by Super Beaver

21. If you had a super power, what would it be?

I've always wanted huge angel wings, cuz I've just always loved the idea of flying and being in the clouds

I'm tagging:

@ahh-marrr-reeee @saintsilence @brattykenzx2 @khalilccrawford @narcobarbies @xscapia @rxverrieee @la-malqueridaa

(No pressure to do this btw 🤞🏽 it's for whoever wants to participate 😊✨️)

[wlwanakin]

sabekin gender complexities whatever for the WIP game? 👀

for the wip title game!!

this is one of my faves :3 i’ve talked about the concept on here a couple times already but i’ll happily share more. it’s a one-shot set during the version of queen’s hope that exists in my brain (so the timeline is fudged for my personal benefit) and the brunt of it takes place during a third interaction between anakin and sabé that i made up. i have a lot of fun drawing comparisons between them and their identity issues and extreme devotion to padmé, and i really like the idea that sabé sees the worst of herself in anakin and anakin sees something he envies in sabé and that leads to all sorts of weird crackling tension between them. the central idea is that anakin has a forbidden-fruit repressed desire to completely lose himself both within and under padmé and sabé is closer to that than he’ll ever be and despite being the person who padmé is Actually With he envies that. i like to characterize them as two fighting dogs basically except no one actually asked them to do that. the brunt of the fic is just them passive-aggressively picking each other’s brains in padmé’s empty apartment interspersed with anakin’s terrible awful horrible thought spirals. gender is honestly only a small part of it but it’s very much there because i pretty much always interpret anakin as transfem and one layer of this dynamic as i write it is definitely gender envy and dysphoria. the way i write him and sabé in general makes her representative of things that are right out of his reach (and vice verse obviously considering he is married to the woman she’s in love with) and gender is a strong undercurrent but it’s mostly about anakin loving padmé and hating himself so deeply that he doesn’t care what happens to him and truly just wants to disappear into her and being really jealous that sabé has lost her sense of self so fully in padmé and also has a job that’s basically just being willing to die for her. especially because anakin has a very broken sense of self already and that has nothing to do with padmé and he wants everything about him to have to do with padmé. ft gender themes that i care about so deeply but i write in a way that is simultaneously extremely unsubtle and easy enough to ignore if you don’t share my headcanon

[melissaschemmentisglasses]

I have so so so many thoughts about this episode. They will all be unorganized bc I have ✨ADHD✨ and also because I will rewatch this episode tomorrow at least 3 times.

Let’s start with me being vulnerable for a second here:

I am in PAIN because I can’t shake the line “I love my mom but you know that’s my mom”. Janine is not as naïve as people paint her to be at times, she know the kind of person that Vanetta is and how selfish she is, deep down Janine probably deals with the conflict of how hard it is to love someone that only loves you conditionally, when it benefits them. This leads me to see how breaking up with Tariq was actually such an important step towards her growth as a person.

Barbara smiling at being called “Work Mom” will never leave my mind. Don’t ask me why I’m making this such a big thing just know that it is a big thing for me. Barbara fell into the mom role for Janine in such an organic way that seeing her celebrate Janine when she announces that she will go on vacation made me grin like an idiot and seeing her defend her like she’s her own kin made me wish she really squared up at that moment because you know that Barbara Howard has been a teacher long enough to see her fair share of narcissistic parents.

Now I’ll be stupid 😌 :

I AM BEGGING FOR MELISSA TO BE MADE CANONICALLY BISEXUAL. SHE’S FRUIT PUNCH OKAY? THE CLOSET IS GLASS WITH HER.

“She smell of citrus and spice” Melissa bby that’s gay

Ava being intimidated by Vanetta was lowkey gay. Mean Femme x Mean Femme might be my new fave trope

Melissa and Jacob might share a single brain cell when alone. It’s always “dumb bitch” hour with them.

The queen of hearts is the card of the sapphics. I will not elaborate.

[galaxycunt]

OC INTERVIEW

Tagged by @adelaidedrubman

I been seeing people do these in character so lemme do it for Mara and Ysari bc those are my guys rn

Ysari

name: Ari, all my friends call me that. [astarion miming behind them] Ys if you wanna be like that

nickname: …blood bag….hes teasing though it’s okay!

gender: who are you? The government?

star sign: Darling? What is it? Oh, okay. Uh, Leo.

personality type: oh I don’t do those tests. Those are for teenagers and Gale.

height: 5’4 I’m not ashamed of it unlike someone I know 😏 (astarion)

orientation: all about that free love baby

nationality/ethnicity: baldurian born and fucking raised baby!!!!

fave fruit: strawberries, especially on a pastry oh I love those jam things.

fave season: late spring, early summer. Beautiful ocean breeze in the afternoon.

fave flower: Balsam is cute, RIGHT ASTARION FLOWERS ARE SO NICE

fave scent: fresh tobacco, bergamot, tea leaves.

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: coffee, I am the god of sleep. I need to lie down all the time oof.

average hours of sleep: I dunno, babe. Who sleeps in more these days? Don’t let anyone tell you how often cold food was when I finally got up at camp to eat in the morning. Awful, awful stuff.

dog or cat person: how can I choose? With their little paws and noses? Would you ask me to choose the sun or the moon?

dream trip : I wouldn’t mind traveling to water deep now that people aren’t trying to kill me every other step.

favorite fictional/real character: I gotta say, Boo is an underutilized character in most bard tales involving Minsc. I’m gonna change all that.

number of blankets you sleep with?

A: oh yeah! Tell them how many!

You’d THINK a vampire spawn would understand what it means to be cold.

random fact: I can juggle!

Mara

Name: Mara!

Nickname: Mars Bar, Marshmallow, hey you!

Gender: I’m just a 22 yr old minor

Star Sign: Aries

Height: 6’8 (5’1)

Personality type: I think I took those tests. Told me I had a computer virus. I dunno. I kinda just click on the first result online.

Orientation: I’m your bisexual queen 😎

Nationality/Ethnicity: soy chicana biiiiitch straight from LA 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽😤😤😤😤

Fave Fruit: mangoes

Fave Season: summer

Fave Flower: roses. I need to have them somewhere on everything I own pretty much

Fave Scent: rose!!! Duh!!!

Coffee, Tea, or HC: listen, listen. Hot chocolate WITH coffee.

Average Hours of Sleep: uhhhh 8? That sounds right (it was not)

Dog or Cat Person: doggies

Dream Trip: never left the country can you believe? Need to see what the other colonies are all about.

Favorite Fictional Character: that funky little robot with a mustache thats in the serials Felix makes me watch.

Number of Blankets They Sleep With: five

Random Fact: I can do that fun little trick with a gun where I can light a match by shooting it. Learned it from my neighbor Dan who was a stunt coordinator back in the day.

[sweetsubharry]

Do you have any fics where they start fake dating for PR or something and then they fall in love for real ? ❤️❤️

Coming right up!! Here is my fake dating recs! Some of my all time faves are in here :)) tysm for the rec babes! None of these are for PR reasons weirdly enough because I would have thought I'd have that!

The final two here you will need an account for! :)

but he cant be what you need (if he's eighteen) by lingerielarries

“I need you to do something for me.” Harry said, pinching his bottom lip between his thumb and forefinger.

“It seems like you’re asking me to kill for you, H.” Louis laughed nervously.

“It’s nothing that drastic, I promise. It’s just. I don’t think it’s a secret that I’m not a.. normal eighteen year old.” Louis furrowed his eyebrows at that, narrowing his eyes at the younger boy.

“Are people giving you a hard time?” Louis wondered. Harry shifted in his seat and brushed some of his fringe off his forehead.

“Yeah, that’s. That’s kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.” Harry swallowed nervously. He could feel the sweat pooling at his hairline so he wiped it with the sleeve of his sweater. “I need you to uhm, pretend to be my boyfriend.”

or

the one where harry is sick of getting bullied and casts louis as the hot punk boyfriend to scare them away. louis needs harry to return the favor.

punk!louis and flowerchild!harry

I Just Want You to Stay by SadaVeniren

“Remember the vet job up in Edinburgh I interviewed for right before your rut?” Louis nodded. “She just called me back. I got the job. I start next year.” Harry let out a shriek as he said the word year and he clapped his hands in delight. “Isn’t that great! Full time vet job! New animals to meet! A new environment!” He settled his eyes back on Louis, who was still standing there in front of him with wide eyes. “Isn’t it great, Lou?”

That seemed to jolt Louis out of his thoughts and he nodded immediately, opening his arms up for Harry to dive into. “Holy shit, yes. Congratulations. Come here,” he wrapped his arms around Harry and cuddled him close, pressing his nose into Harry’s neck. “Holy shit,” he whispered.

aka Louis and Harry have been roommates for four years, comfortable in their routine and their relationship. But all of that is about to change.

Faking It by TheCellarDoor

A uni AU in which Louis has been Harry’s best friend since he offered him cubed fruit on the playground, and they spend more time cuddling in their dorm beds than they do apart, but it’s not like that. Or is it?

Aka Harry pretends to date his best friend to escape unwanted attention from a too insistent classmate and hopes it won’t blow up in his face. Featuring embarrassing dildo accidents, awkward boners, longing, first times, late night conversations, emotional discoveries and Niall as the exasperated friend with bad advice.

Loving with a Little Twist by hrrytomlinson

“What are you going to do?”

“I don’t know Niall! I just promised my mother I’m bringing my boyfriend - a boyfriend I don’t have - to Thanksgiving dinner. What should I do? I can’t call back and be like, ‘Oh yeah mom, that boyfriend I said that I have, I don’t actually have. Sorry to disappoint you.’ My life is ruined.” Harry returns to suffocating himself with the pillow.

Niall laughs and Harry growls at his best friend’s unwarranted happiness in this life-ending situation. Harry is fucked. Fuck. He needs a boyfriend. Fuck.

(or a thanksgiving themed fake/pretend relationship au)

Spin Me Like A Record by zarah5 

Uni AU. Sometimes, Louis poses as Harry’s boyfriend. It doesn’t mean anything. Really.

Lies & Liability by 4ureyesonly28

Harry Styles has only three wishes when he leaves River Dane Manor to go to Town for his first season: that his sister has rented a townhouse that will provide him as many of the comforts of the country life he has grown accustomed to as possible, that he will not trip and fall when he is presented to Her Majesty the Queen, and that he will enter matrimony out of true love, no matter how favourable the match with any which alpha may be.

[definitelynotshouting]

OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT IT WAS CHRISTMAS I WAS SO TIRED LMAO MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

I actually had the BEST luck on the plane- no babies and NOBODY WAS COUGHING. I still wore a mask but that was the first time I've ever been able to sleep on a plane it was revolutionary. Never had a plane so quiet.

LOL Queen Jellie :3 She's exactly like my cat: spoiled and damn pleased about it. It's okay though because she's cute.

Also the "it's Scar's point, now,". Desert duo try and communicate normally challenge. These two CANNOT hold a conversation without trying to one-up each other or committing to some bit and thats why we love them <3 silly (affectionately)❤️

YOURE A CHEESE PERSON AS WELL?!?? Red dragon is SO good, excellent choice. The espresso one sounds interesting! I've never had coffee flavoured cheese-- im fond of one and not the other-- but if you you recommend it i might have to give it a go :o. My own favourites arent anything exciting; i just like a good gouda or smoked cheddar (i love smoked cheeses)

Anyway, ty for indulging my airport boredom haha :D. Im back home in Malaysia (where i grew up) for a couple of weeks before going back to Australia. Thoroughly ready to gorge myself on malaysian food and fruits AND ENJOY CONSISTENT WEATHER BECAUSE MELBOURNE CAN AND HAS HAILED!! AT 24+ DEGREES CELSIUS (75 F)!!!! NOT OKAY HADKDBSJSJ

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HI SUN ANON I HOPE MALAYSIA IS TREATING U WELL!!!!!! I was gonna respond sooner but holidays went and knocked me on my ass dkdbdjdnf. Also WIN THE TRAVEL BLESSING WORKED /SILLY 😌😌😌😌😌 glad u had a good flight king 🫡🫡🫡

I am indeed a cheese person!!!! Huge cheese fan, also i think you're the first person ive ever spoken to who has any idea what Red Dragon is right off the bat 😂😂😂😂😂 but yeah i love cheese so fucking much-- for xmas we had the aforementioned espresso, as well as several other bellavitano cheeses including a merlot, a bourbon, and garlic and herb. Plus a very nice and very soft, crumbly bleu. It wasnt Stilton, which is my personal fave, but it honestly held up really well when i made my traditional christmas snacks (petite toasts with bleu cheese, blackberry jam, and a walnut on top :] )

And yeah scarian truly cant communicate without making it a competition and its KILLING MEEEEEE DDJEHFKNFDKFNN im so obsessed with them and their dynamic, im glad you liked that moment!!! I was planning to post the fic the day after xmas but alas the holiday stress/burnout got to me before i could 😭😭😭 SOON THO!!!! Mayhaps even for the new year, we shall see!!!!

Hope ur having fun, sun anon!!! :D i'd love to hear more about the food ur having over there (also ur SO valid for the consistent weather comment, i grew up in Texas which can sometimes have crazy weather patterns so o7 about the hail in 75°F weather 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭) thanks for dropping by!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, if you asked to write your top 5 fav characters each from JJK & BNHA, what genre will you put them (or you agree that they should be in shounen)....

Ooh! Ooh! This is so unfair because I have a lot of faves from both BNHA & JJK but there are some characters that definitely are staying in number #1 - 3 spots.

The characters in bold are my faves I'm talking about.

Okay, first! Miruko in horror, I want to see my #1 in a horror. She would make such a good Final Girl, I'm sticking to that. She would be an iconic Scream Queen, no arguments. Same for Midoriya. I want him in an horror! (They're both living in a horror right now, but that's besides the point!)

Hm... I want to see Rock Lock and his family in a slice of life comedy. Oh, I would love to see him and Mrs. Takagi having this loving marriage and parenting their baby son. Like, do you know how feel-good of a story that would be? Imagine a scene where Rock Lock is grocery shopping with his son in the cart trying to reach for things and he's just like "buddy, I already got you the fruit snacks".

Burnin needs her ass in a video game and I'm talking something like Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Darkstalkers... something like that! Look at her design! Her powers! Look, if Fortnite keeps putting anime characters in their game (can't believe JUJUTSU KAISEN GOT IN THERE), I need to see Burnin in Mortal Kombat so she can have a kickass fatality. She deserves to cut someone with a fire sword.

Present Mic has to be in a musical. He has to. I know for a fact, he is musically talented! Running his own radio host, maybe owns a record store or he's a songwriter for a lot of popular artist? How about a DJ?! Anything I would be interested!

For JJK...

I need my #1 pink haired, ass-kicking sunshine boy in a comedy. I need him in funny situations, not depressing ones. Same with Sukuna. In fact, a comedy where they're mistaken for each other or twins, but turns out they're not related and Sukuna is way older. Yes, I'm still going on another that AU (I'm shook from the kudos I got for the fic I wrote). Bonus, Itadori has his 9 older brothers and Sukuna is an idol. Choso has to be there.

That. Would be. Chaotic.

Miwa, I want her in a magical girl anime where she still swings her sword and and still has to wear her suit, just a different design. Imagine sparkles on that suit! Blue is her signature color. Her love interest is Muta whose own hero alter is Mechamaru. Her talking animal companion is a blue bunny. She has many upgrades! Her canon schoolmates are still her schoolmates here. Takada-chan is a fellow magical girl.

Yuki, hear me out, should be in sports. In fact, she's like JOE in SK8 the Infinity. Better yet, put her in SK8. She and JOE would be besties, for real. If she's gonna be in a sports anime, I would love for her to do skateboarding. Or anime on roller derby! She would kill it in roller derby!