#que me up scotty

[roosterbruiser]

https://www.tumblr.com/roosterbruiser/723206368783433728

Bitch be for real rn 😭😭😭😭 we all know you a lil slut for CS Bradley. He is the ideal man, psychopathic and homicidal tendencies aside

jsjsjsjjs

you're so right....I am such a slut for CS Bradley AND CS Jake....

I don't care if they're insane!!! look at them!!!!!!!!

[sunstar121]

birth

[the-fangirl-diaries]

Would you look at that, it's all of my four moods summed up in one meme when I don't get the required 8 hours of sleep and am running on 10% social battery.

Sam Reid for like two fucking years: Nobody has seen the real Lestat yet.

The real Lestat:

[nanaka617]

Nunca más será 1971 o No se habla de 2020 no no no (Las 17 canciones que me acompañaron durante el 2022)

¡Salutaciones a todos!

Regresando a la nueva normalidad… un mundo ¿Diferente?, no sé a ustedes pero a mí me costó volver a la rutina. El mundo no tiene un mejor panorama, parece que en diferentes partes del mundo est�� reinando el caos y precisamente aquellos que deberían preservarla, son sus agentes. Queda de parte de nosotros no dejarnos cambiar y que esas ideas no hagan mella en nosotros, si lo hacen ya ganaron.

... ¡Sigo Viva!... Va a terminar de ser mi frase de vida… Otras vez me he retrasado con la fecha, sueño al algún día publicar en la fecha correspondiente.

En fin, este listado está conformado por canciones que estuve escuchando durante el pasado año, no necesariamente corresponden a ese año, algunas pertenecen a películas, series, juegos de video y memes, soy una gran fan de los BSO, BGM, OST... etc. Para escucharlas completas solo den click al título de la canción.

Espero que lo disfruten y sin más preámbulo (sin ningún orden de relevancia... tal vez un poco cronológica) ¡Las seleccionadas!

01.- I Remember Everything - Free Guy / Christophe Beck.

¿Qué puede ser más real que intentar ayudar a alguien a quien quieres?... ¿Paperman eres tú?

02.- Hitorime No Tomodachi Ni - Komi-san wa, Komyusho Desu / Yukari Hashimoto.

Directo al corazón, me sacó lagrimitas.

03.- No! No! Satisfaction! - Mairimashita! Iruma-kun / DA PUMP.

Alguien regresó a la lista, con bailecito nuevo.

04.- Gamble - Tsuki ga Michibiku Isekai Dochu / syudou.

Otro isekai más, pero no me puedo resistir a ese toque tradicional.

05.- Cracker Island - Cracker Island / Gorillaz ; Thundercat.

¡Volvieron! Y más presentes que nunca. ¿Deseas unirte?

06.- Espartaco y el sol bajo el mar (Les Mondes engloutis) - Espartaco y el sol bajo el mar / versión Ricardo Cubillos, Christian Lecaros, Soledad Guerrero y Nené Lecaros letra Scottie Scott (version original Mini-Star Vladimir Cosma).

Canción que marcó la infancia de muchos, gratos recuerdos.

07.- Boss of Me - Malcolm in the Middle / They Might Be Giants.

Difícil olvidar después de un maratón... ¿Eso es Nazca?

08.- Yakumo - Ruthi_Family_Vlogs / Losstime Life ; TOYro.

Conociendo Japón a través de una familia mexico-japonesa, gracias Ruthi, saludos a Ryusei y Yurika, Don Sin Rostro eres mi favorito ¡Matanee!

09.- Shinzo wo Sasageyo! - Shingeki No Kyojin / Linked Horizon ; Revo.

Todo un himno... Si no luchas, no puedes ganar.

10.- Geki! Teikoku Kagekidan - Sakura Taisen / Chisa Yokoyama & Teikoku Kagekidan.

"Saludo militar de vuelta"

11.- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Paripi Koumei / QUEENDOM.

Y después de tanta lucha... ¡A disfrutar de la vida!

12.- Enemy - Arcane League of Legends / Imagine Dragons x J.I.D.

Materia pendiente, no es lo que me esperaba...

13.- D-TecnoLife - Bleach / UVERworld.

¡Volvió! Y no en forma de fichas.

14.- Mary On A Cross - Seven Inches of Satanic Panic / Ghost ; Forge, Al Fakir, Pontare.

Y con ustedes... ABBA oscuro...

15.- Ra (Polloman) - Destripando la Historia / Pascu & Rodri.

Y llegaron los dioses egipcios a DLH, tan buenos como siempre.

16.- Tukoh Taka - Official FIFA Fan Festival Anthem / Nicki Minaj ; Maluma & Myriam Fares.

Si no fuera por este gatito jamás hubiera escuchado ésta canción.

17.- Bloody Mary (Speed Up) - Wednesday (Dance Scene - TikTok Remix) / Lady Gaga.

Imposible no escucharla, imposible de olvidarla.

Y esto fue todo amigos, por más que acercándose el peligro viene ya, debemos tratar de mantener la luz encendida en los momentos más oscuros, no podemos perder nuestra humanidad, no podemos perder la fe en las personas y seamos más cordiales entre nosotros, valoren y midan el impacto que puedan tener sus opiniones, no es justo por querer hacer justicia terminen destruyendo la vida a alguien. ¡Se tiene que hacer justicia, no venganza!

Repito lo mismo del año pasado, es una época que nos invita a ser empáticos, a valorar el conocimiento, a respetar a las personas y no subestimar el poder de las artes y que éstas no pierdan su norte por querer ajustarse a una agenda políticamente correcta. No toda crítica es un acto de odio y toda crítica debe tener base.

¡Hasta la próxima!

Años anteriores:

Nunca más será 1918 o Las 30 canciones que me acompañaron durante la CUARENTENA 2020 - 2021 (Edición especial COVID-19)

Nunca más será 1999? o mejor tarde que nunca II “El ataque de los rayos gamma” (las 15 canciones que me acompañaron este 2019… +Bonustrack)

Nunca más será 2017 o mejor tarde que nunca (las 15 canciones que me acompañaron este 2018…)

Nunca más será 1982 o las 17 canciones que me acompañaron este 2017…

Nunca más será 1993 o las canciones que me acompañaron este 2016…

NUNCA MÁS SERÁ 1973…

Las 13 Canciones que me acompañaron este 2014…

[theraininthestars]

Wrap-Up de febrero y marzo

Hola querides, ahora sí vamos a hacer el wrap-up de Febrero y Marzo, estos dos meses leí 5 libros, wuuuu. Muy buenas lecturas hasta ahora, y más cerca de la meta a 40 libros.

Para febrero leí Lost In The Neverwoods como mi libro del mes y luego leí Cinderella is dead.

Lost In The Neverwoods de Aiden Thomas es el retelling del cuento Peter Pan, donde Wendy, ahora con 18 años, es voluntaria en el hospital y una marginada social después de su desesperación en su adolescencia con sus hermanos. Ahora parece que las desesperaciones comienzan otra vez y todo parece regresar a Wendy y a ese joven extraño que atropelló (POR ACCIDENTE) que se dice llamar Peter Pan. Me encantó el libro, el estilo narrativo del autor es cautivador y presenta una historia muy interesante con respecto al saber popular de Peter Pan. Muy recomendado 10 de 10, y la canción que relacionó Only You de Selena Gómez.

Cinderella is dead de Kalynn Bayron trata de Sophia que vive en este reino donde las chicas son forzadas a ir al baile de Cenicienta y ser elegidas por los solteros del pueblo y pueblos cercanos al reino. Pero Sophia no quiero esto para su vida, ella no quiere casarse con un hombre sino con su mejor amiga. El día del baile, ella escapa y descubre la verdad del cuento de Cenicienta, por lo que decide liberar a su pueblo junto con Constantine. Es un muy bien concepto y el mundo no es malo, pero es una historia que le faltó un poco más de desarrollo y la protagonista no parece tener un crecimiento como personaje. Le voy a dar un 7 de 10, si les gustan los retellings denle una oportunidad. La canción que le queda es Cinderella is dead de EMELINE.

Y en marzo leí In The Afterlight, She Drives Me Crazy y La Fosa de Agua.

In The Afterlight de Alexandra Bracken. La tercera y última parte de la historia de Ruby, una joven que nació con poderes de manipular la mente. El libro es una distopía en Estados Unidos (obviamente, donde más suceden las distopías juveniles) sobre niños que desarrollan poderes y el gobierno los intenta controlar de todas las maneras posibles. La saga es increíble, Bracken tiene un excelente ritmo y voz narrativa que te acompaña durante todo el trayecto de Ruby escapando del gobierno y su misión de ser libre. Se vuelve algo pesado leer todas las tragedias por las que pasan los personajes, pero una distopía que recomiendo mucho, 9.5 de 10. La canción que le asignó es Whatever it takes de Imagine Dragons.

She Drives Me Crazy de Kelly Quindle trata sobre como Scottie sobrevive su primera ruptura amorosa y usa a Irene para hacerlo, suena muy malo, pero les prometo que el libro trabaja como una rom-com que si le pone empeño a sus personajes y sus arcos. El arco de Scottie es muy bonito, e Irene es una diosa (yo ya estaba enamorada de este personaje cuando menciono su desprecio por AP European History). La canción que la relacionó es 7 things I hate about you de Miley Cyrus, y también la película 10 things I hate about you; tienen la misma vibra, pero si fuera de lesbianas y con final feliz.

La Fosa de Agua de Lydiette Carrión no es un libro fácil de leer, pero la narrativa de Lydiette lo hace rápido. El libro pertenece al periodismo narrativo que retrata eventos reales pero con herramientas de la narrativa para hacerlo más digerible y cautivador. En este texto se mencionan diversos casos de niñas siendo secuestradas en México, y no, no las encuentran como ellos querían. Una lectura agridulce sobre la realidad en México, pero algo que se debe reconocer y actuar sobre este. 10 de 10, la autora no romantiza y cuenta todo con un tono serio e intrigante. No podía poner otra canción que no fuera el himno de Sin Miedo de Vivir Quintana.

Estos meses tuve lecturas muy buenas, la que más me sorprendió fue She Drives Me Crazy y la que me decepcionó fue Cinderella is dead. Por más buenas lecturas en abril y el resto del año.

¿Cómo han estado sus lecturas hasta ahora? ¿Qué libro de los que leí les interesa leer o que le haga una reseña más larga? ¿Qué libros me recomiendan que lea en estos meses que vienen?

[ameliora-j]

catch me stealing my library account’s theme bc it is SEXY

[roosterbruiser]

BOB IS SUCH A TWIN DAD!! I’m glad the agenda is spreading

HE LITERALLY IS AND MORE PEOPLE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT!!!

HE'S AN EXPERT AT HOLDING BOTH OF THEM IN ONE ARM SO HE CAN HOLD YOU WITH THE OTHER!!!!!! HE CAN CHANGE TWO DIAPERS AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT THEM CRYING BC HE MAKES SILLY FACES!!!!! HE'S GOT TWO PERFECTLY GOOD SHOULDERS WHERE HE PERCHES THEM AS HE TAKES THEM AROUND BASE!!!! HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO TELL THEM APART AND HAS NEVER EVEN MIXED THEM UP ONE TIME!!!!

[doghartzy]

in lieu of just asking you to answer every single one jsnfhs

📥🏅👖📊📚👩‍🏭

jsjsdjsn thank you scottie!!!

📥 What is your fave fic to receive comments/messages on?

probably got no brakes because that fic is pretty absurd and also my magnum opus, so people's reactions are always fun. or hot knife, because i've gotten at least two people with the 'oh god this has awakened something in me' and i think that is the best accolade i could possibly ask for.

🏅 What is something you recently felt proud of in regard to your writing?

i'm pretty proud of the variety of fic i've been writing! i can get stuck in a particular genre if it's one i'm comfortable with, and i also tend to be a mimic, so depending on what i'm reading my writing can just end up boring or rote. but i've actually been taking the time to play with different aus and genres recently, which has been cool!

👖 Are you a planner, plantser, or panster? is it consistent?

plantser for sure! i cannot abide by a detailed outline because my brain looks at the two-page summary or bulleted list or whatever and goes 'okay that's done now!' which. it is NOT. on the other hand, i used to be a pantser when i was first writing fic in like, middle school, but it was also just straight garbage, so i grew out of it. now any given fic usually starts with a particular scene or concept that i put into my gigantic 'scenes and concepts' note on my phone. if more scenes start coming to mind, i'll give the concept its own note and write down the scenes, dialogue, maybe a very very loose outline or structure, etc. and then i go through and reference the note once i actually get to writing.

📊 Current number of WIPs

i will limit this to 'fics i have actually started' and not 'concepts that live rent-free in my brain' and say 5-ish. i can only stay focused on so many things at a time lmao

📚 Do you read your own fic?

YES. a lot of times the fic i write is the fic i want to see in the world, so i'll reread it because there aren't many similar fics in the tag. also, i like to make final edits by publishing, letting it sit for a week or so, and then going back and rereading it with fresh eyes. also, i just think rereading my fics is a really nice reminder of why i write, and that not everything i produce is a meaningless amalgamation of words.

👩‍🏭 If one of your fics was going to get you arrested, which one and why?

ohhh this is a terrible thing to say but probably d'celui que son coeur aime because everyone in that fic does some morally terrible things for personal gain. in my defense, you're not supposed to be rooting for them, and reading it is not supposed to be a good fun time !!

[sunstar121]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

[feeltheavocado]

Songs from My Random Playlist that Kept Reminding Me Of Daganronpa Characters for Some Reason

These are songs I listened to and of course I thought of more characters in the songs acting them out but I mainly just put who the focus is on.

“Eight Wonder” By Lemon Demon -

Kokichi Ouma

“Borderline” By Nico Collins -

The Protagonists

“Mild High Club” By Homage -

Kokichi

“Summertime Hightime” By Cuco (ft JKwe$t) -

Hajime and Nagito

“Fifteen Minutes” By Mike Krol -

The Protagonists

(Or Anyone Really)

“Just 3 Days” by Mandopony -

Kokichi

“Cherry Cola” by Kuwada -

Shuichi and Kaede

Hajime and Chiaki

“I Cant Decide” by Scissor Sisters -

Kokichi

“Crazy” by Gnarls Barkley

Nagito

and/or Kokichi

“Can i Have a Ride Home, Im At a Party and Dont Know Anyone” by (idk) -

Shuichi

“Party Favor” by Billie Eilish -

Kaede (idk Maybe after her death)

“I Cant Handle Change” by ROAR -

Shuichi

“Feelings Are Fatal” by Mxmtoon -

Shuichi

Kokichi

“Touch-Tone Telephone” by Lemon Demon -

Nagito and/or Kokichi

“A Place With No Name” by Michael Jackson -

Tenko and Himiko/Shuichi and Kokichi/Any ship to be honest :/

“Peachy! Falling For You” by Mxmtoon

Kokichi and Shuichi

“Business Man” by Mother Mother -

The Imposter ���Twogami” or/and Togami

“Everything at Once” by Lenka -

Any Character at Different verse

“Daddy Issues” by The Neigborhood -

Pregame! Shuichi And Pregame! Kokichi

“Blue Haze” by Amber Run -

Shuichi

“Bubble gum” by Clairo -

Tenko and Himiko

“Redbone” by Childish Gambino -

Kokichi

“The Way I Feel Inside” by The Zombies -

Shuichi

“Oblivion” by Grimes -

Mikan

“Happy Pills” by Weathers -

Nagito and Kokichi

“Lay It Down” by Steelix -

Miu and Kaede

“Hope” by Jack Stauber -

Nagito

“Lover Is A Day” by Cuco -

Kokichi and Shuichi

“Cabinet Man” by Lemon Demon -

Junko/Tsumugi

“Cut My Hair” by Mounika (Ft Cavetown) -

Kokichi

“Honey Lavender” by ieuan -

Shuichi and Kokichi

“How Long” Charlie Puth-

Pregame! Shuichi and Pregame! Kokichi

“Rest Easy, I’ll See You All Again” by Cuco -

The Protagonists (More Like Shuichi, Hajime, and Makoto)

“Alone Again (Naturally) by Gilbert O’Sullivan -

Shuichi

“Francis Forever” by Olivia Olson -

Kokichi

“School Friends” By Now, Now -

Tenko and Himiko

“Wait By The River” by Lord Huron -

Hajime/Shuichi

“Hello World” by Louie Zong -

Kiibo

“Ultimately” by Khai Dreams -

Kokichi

“Christmas Kids” by ROAR -

Pregame! Shuichi

“The Wolf” by SIAMÉS -

Pregame! Shuichi

“I Wanna Be Your Girlfriend” by Girl In Red -

Miu and Kaede

Tenko and Himiko

“Lo Que Siento” by Cuco -

Kokichi and Shuichi

“Do I Wanna Know” by Arctic Monkeys -

Kokichi and Shuichi

“I Wished You Liked Girls” by Abbey Glover -

Tenko and Himiko

“Just A Friend To You” by Meghan Trainor -

Tenko and Himiko

“Loved” by FEIN -

Shuichi

or Kokichi

“We Had To End It” by Cuco -

Shuichi

or Hajime

“Please Never Fall In Love Again” by Ollie MN -

Kokichi and Shuichi

“Better For Me” by Fake Laugh -

Shuichi/Kokichi

“All Without You” by Snøw and Laeland -

(idk but it does remind me of someone but I forgot)

“Dead Weight” by Jack Stauber -

Shuichi

“Oh Klahoma” by Jack Stauber -

Kokichi/Shuichi

“Two Time” by Jack Stauber-

Hajime, Nagito, and Chiaki

“Mister Glassman” Scotty Sire -

Pregame! Kokichi

Kokichi

or Shuichi? (Could be Anyone, but these two were the first thing that came to mind when listening)

“Airplane Mode” by Limbo -

Kokichi

“Stolen Dance” by Milky Chance -

Anyone Really (if all the games were a show this would be the end credits for the very last episode idk why)

“Rude” by MAGIC! -

Souda

“My Type” by Saint Motel -

Kokichi

“Human” by Rag'n'Bone Man -

Hajime

“Afraid” by The Neighborhood -

Kokichi

“Man on The Moon” by Zella Day

Kaito

Shuichi?

V3 Characters, idk why they just pop ip in my mind

“How Far We’ve Come”

Everyone in Danganronpa V3 bc it reminded me of them

“If You Leave” by Sense

Shuichi

“Hungover in The City of Dust” by Auto heart

Shuichi

“Fix Me” by Cuco & Dillon Francis

Shuichi

“My Mom” by Kimya Dawnson

Shuichi

These are all the songs i listened throughout the last three days and a Danganronpa Character always popped up on my thoughts while listening to the songs, im sorry that the same characters keep on showing up, feel free to reblog

I’m Very Sorry About any Mistakes and My Grammar and That The List Was Very Long, oh and also I’ll be updating this

[jjmaybankx]

WHY DO I STILL » STILES STILINSKI » SIX

MASTERLIST

TRAILER

< FOUR

< FIVE

✧☾✧

THE TEENAGERS OF BEACON HILLS WEREN'T JUST FOCUSED ON WINTER FORMAL.

At least, not anymore. Sheriff Stilinski was linking the attacks to the Hale House, Allison was finding out the truth about the Argents, no one really knew where Derek was other than Kate, Scott was trying to handle being a teen wolf, with help of Deaton, and Haven? She was trying to figure out her feelings towards everything.

Blasting "Why Do I Still?" by Nieman in the passenger seat, softly singing along to the music.

"No, I can't reveal, how I really feel, 'cause I'm tired of ruining all we've built. I'd rather play it safe, than find out you don't feel the same way," she mumble sang.

"So, which nerd are you singing about?" Lydia asked.

Haven looked at her with wide eyes, feigning confusion.

"Hm?"

Lydia glanced at her for a second, deadpanning, before looking back at the road.

"C'mon, Haven. I pick you up for school now instead of you riding in that blue Jeep. Which one do you like? I'm hoping it's not Scott since him and Allison are a thing... so... buzzcut boy?"

"You know his name, Lydia," laughed Haven.

"I don't think I do," replied the Strawberry blonde.

"I don't like either of them, Lyds," she shook her head.

"Sure you don't," Lydia agreed, looking forward.

Haven furrowed her eyebrows at her, knowing she didn't believe her.

"FYI, Lyds, I think I might be crushing on someone else."

"Who?"

"He's in my French class."

"Who?" she asked again with a smirk. "Look at you, Haven, finally getting over Scott."

"So... you know I like Scott?"

"I'm surprised Scott doesn't know you like Scott," Lydia replied, pulling into the parking lot.

"Is it that bad?"

She cringed and nodded, pulling her keys out of her car.

"It's that bad. Now, who is it? You better bring him to formal."

"I doubt he'd ask me."

"Down with the patriarchy. Ask him yourself," she said, unbuckling her seatbelt and grabbing her bag.

"Would you ask someone to the dance yourself?"

She contemplated it, then propped her door open. "Of course not."

✧☾✧

"Hey."

A body collided with the locker right next to hers, and she jumped.

"Scott," she giggled. "What's up?"

"How come I'm just finding out Stiles slept over at your house the day we got locked in the high school?" he asked.

She closed her locker, looking at him with a quirked up her eyebrow.. What was it with all of her friends accusing her of liking a different friend that morning? "Why is this what you're concerned about? Shouldn't we be worried about formal and about where Wolfie McHottie is?"

She held her textbook closer to herself, staring at Scott and waiting for a response.

"C'mon, we can't just put all of our lives on hold for me," he replied. "I still wanna know what's up with you guys, aside from me."

"Aside from you?" she asked, and he nodded. She pretended to think and then, "Yeah, aside from you and your wolfiness, my life is pretty mundane. Good talk, Scottie."

She turned on her heels and started walking, and Scott called out, "You're spending too mine time with Lydia!"

She giggled, peering over her shoulder and flipping him off before she made her way to her next class, which was French.

✧☾✧

"Alright, children, we have a new seating chart!" Mrs. Deveraux, the French II teacher stated as the students walked in. "Stand around the room and wait for me to call your name."

Haven stood off to the side, her eyes falling to a tall, blue eyed boy towering over people in the corner, his eyes down. He didn't really talk much. He used to sit behind her, so she'd talk to him during group discussions. He was on the lacrosse team with the boys, which was how Scott knew who he was, but people seemed to steer clear of him.

It wasn't easy to make friends when you worked at a cemetery, apparently.

"Lahey..." Mrs. Deveraux said, looking down at her paper and standing in front of a table, which she had situated to seat two to each, placing her hand on it. "And... Salazar."

Haven's eyes widened, but she didn't look at Isaac as they made their way to their seats. They were both silent, waiting for their teacher to finish seating everyone else.

"Okay," Mrs. Deveraux said, clapping her hands together. "Introduce yourselves, in French, to your new partners. I also want you guys to go use this week's vocabulary to describe your partner back to them."

She went to sit down and murmurs of French words with bad accents sounded through the room, and Haven turned to Isaac. She put her hand out, smiling. "Bonjour, je m'appelle Haven. Comment tu t'appelles?"

"Bonjour, Haven, Je m'appelle Isaac. Comment allez-vous?"

"Mieux maintenant que j'ai rencontre un beau mec," she said, smirking as she watched bewilderment cloud Isaac's face, and he opened the textbook in front of him, flipping through the pages. She felt somewhat bold, maybe sparked by Lydia, or maybe to prove a point to Scott that she didn't like Stiles, or perhaps to prove to Stiles she didn't like Scott.

"I'm sorry, what did you say?"

"Better now that I met a handsome guy," she replied.

Isaac looked taken aback as his cheeks turned a rosy color and he closed his textbook, his lips pressed to a line as he tried to conceal a smile that was forming.

"Are you flirting with me, Salazar?" he questioned, and it was her turn to seem taken aback by the shy boy's new demeanor.

"And if I was?"

They both just smiled at each other before their teacher got up again, gaining the classes attention. Haven got comfortable in her seat, a proud smile on her face as she felt Isaac looking at her.

✧☾✧

SEVEN >

MALIYAH THOUGHTS

also, i brought scarfboy isaac into this earlier than he would've been. when i said this was a slow burn, I meant it

[roosterbruiser]

I’m so glad there will be more of fuck! Universe

yesss!!

someone a while ago (so sorry baby) requested Harrison and Eleanor meeting baby Charlotte for the first time after she's born so that's what it'll be

I've decided on the title Fucking Precious :-)

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

I liked the French Sterek prompt.

—–

Stiles is joking around with Cora and Scott after school, waiting/hoping to catch a glimpse of Derek when he picks Cora up. The Camaro pulls up and Cora opens the door as she finishes her conversation with Scott. Stiles doesn’t do subtle, so he totally ducks a little to see Derek clearly. He’s on the phone and he’s … “–pas grave,” Derek is saying. “Je dois finir l'appel, je conduis.” Holy. Shit. Derek can speak French. Something pops in Stiles’ brain. Because damn, Derek is hot like all the time, but the hotness is escalated to the point where it’s approaching the infinity limit when French is involved. Scott and Cora are staring at him, Scott with an expression that says ‘dude, bro, stop’, and Cora with a wide evil grin. Then Stiles rewinds the last three seconds and realises he might’ve actually said that. As in aloud. Oh. Fuck. He looks at Derek and, to his horror, sees Derek staring back at him, phone still at his ear and excellent eyebrows high. A sound not unlike a felled gazelle emerges from Stiles. “Um. I gotta … go … be … over there.” And he sprints back into school. Cora’s laughter is cut off by the door slamming shut behind him.

This is it. It’s over. He might as well hang up his dreams of ever dating anyone, let alone getting laid, let alone doing any of those things with Derek Romance-Tongued Hale, because clearly the universe has given up on him. He’s a lost cause. He’s done. He’s eighteen and he’s over. Scott finds him standing in the middle of the corridor. “You okay?” “No,” Stiles replies. “I’m facing down my long and illustrious future as the most inept virgin in existence.” “It wasn’t that bad,” Scott says. “I think Derek blushed.” “Pity blushing doesn’t count.” Stiles throws his hands wide. “I don’t want pity blushes, Scotty!” “Cora thought it was hilarious.” Of course she did. Which is why Stiles isn’t surprised when she practically drags him out of the school the next day, hands around his arm like a vice. Like, what the hell does she do to get a grip like that? Stiles can’t get away. Which is why he’s still standing there when Derek pulls up. “Whyyy?” Stiles begs, struggling with Cora. “You’ll thank me later, idiot,” she says. Derek gets out the car and saunters over with his stupid hot face and hot shoulders and hot fucking smirk and Stiles wishes that he could defy gravity and physics because sinking into the earth is a super great prospect right now. Derek gets in his face and says, “Hey.” Oh fuck everything. “Hey.” This is the worst. Stiles looks at Cora. “You’re officially the worst.” “If you could stop fighting with my sister for one second,” Derek says, “it would be cool if I could get your number.” Stiles is so surprised that he forgets he’s trying to get away from this situation. He looks at Cora and Scott, then back at Derek. He rewinds the last three seconds. Yup, Derek Hale asked him for his number. “Are you serious?” he blurts. Derek runs a hand through his hair, looking kinda sheepish. “Yeah.” “How?”

Derek seems to have difficulty getting words out. “Oh my fucking god, this is such bullshit,” Cora says, letting his arm go. “I’m so glad one of you two finally said something. Just for your freaking information, Stilinski, remember how I passed my driving exam six months ago? I don’t need picked up. This moron keeps doing it because he’s got a crush and he’s too chickenshit to do anything about it.” She shoves Stiles a little. “Do something about it. Derek, I’m driving the Camaro home.” “Like hell you are,” Derek snaps. “Stiles, give your number.” He hesitates, then adds, “S'il vous plait. Maintenant, avant que ma soeur ne détruise ma voiture.” Stiles nearly throws his phone at him.

DW: You guys, I initially got this as an anon submission, but I’m so happy sittinginmytincan has since posted it on AO3! It’s such a cute story, and they deserve all the credit for it, so please go and leave some kudos and comments over there! 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18735706

[burgers-and-french-fries]

Madderton: Ecstasy!

Note: This request comes from @sarahegerton96. Enjoy the sexiness of this imagine.

P.S.: Just imagine this cover photo is Taron and Richard out of character. This won’t have anything to do with Rocketman but it will have everything to do with smutty and sexy madderton.

18 from the Halloween prompt list: Scary movie date night.

P.S.: please excuse all the mistakes in this.

Enjoy!!!

Date night. Junk food, drinks, blanket forts, kissing, cuddling and scary movies. Halloween was the best time of year for everything spooky and this year, Taron and Richard had decided to stay in and spend the night watching horror movies. "Baby can you please help me. The tray is way too heavy for one person to carry." Taron whined from the kitchen as Richard finished setting up the blanket fort. "Give me a minute T and I'll come and help you ok?" Richard replied as he placed the pillows on the mattress. "Hurry up please Dickie, Sugar pop will be here soon." Taron whined again as Richard rolled his eyes at his boyfriend. "Alright T, hold to your panties." Richard huffed as he sauntered toward Taron and the oh so heavy tray of Halloween snacks and treats. "Here, I'll take the heavy tray and you take the tray with plates and cutlery." Richard said sarcastically. "Thank you my big strong handsome man." Taron teased as they walked to the living room and placed the trays beside the mattress. Richard kissed Taron and things got a little handsy before they broke apart. "Have you given any thought to the threesome idea?" Richard asked as Taron's eyes darkened at the thought. "I have and I think it's a great idea." He replied just as a knock sounded at the door. The men jumped back and fixed themselves up and Taron went to answer the door. "Hi honey, come in. let me take your coat." Taron said as he ushered the woman in.  "Thank you hot cheeks." Sarah laughed as Taron rolled his eyes and went to hang up her coat. "Ah, there's my girl." Richard said as he walked toward the woman and brought her in for a hug. "There's my favorite little scotty." Sarah smiled as she hugged the man back. "Right, shall we get started?" Taron asked like an excited child when he walked back from the front door. Both Sarah and Richard laughed and followed Taron toward the fort. "This is amazing you two. How long did it take you to set this all up?" Sarah asked with a wide grin. “Not long at all once we came up with a game plan.” Taron replied as he eagerly climbed on to the mattress made for three. 

Richard and Sarah climbed in after Taron and got them selves comfortable before pressing play. Sarah lay in the middle of her two favorite men and soaked up the feeling of safety they provided for her. As the movie progressed, the more frightened Sarah became. She jumped with the jump scars and she whimpered when the creatures lingered on the screen for far too long. Sarah covered her for the millionth time and finally the men took notice. “Aww bub, it’s ok.” The men said in unison as they snuggled up to her and wrapped their arms around her protectively. Sarah laid her head on top of Richard’s and closed her eyes for fear that another demonic creature would appear on the screen. Taron and Richard looked at each other and nodded in agreement before turning their attention back to the tv. Taron leaned up and kissed Sarah’s cheek in comfort. Richard noticed this and moved his head off of her shoulder and leaned over to kiss Taron passionately, whilst occasionally slipping him some tongue. Sarah by this point had her eyes open and was watching them intensely from below them. After a few minutes, Sarah leaned up and kissed them both, eventually ending up in an intense three way make out session. Taron turned his head more toward Sarah and slowly slipped her some tongue. Sarah moaned against his tongue and Taron slightly smiled at the sound and feel of the vibrations against him. Sarah laced her fingers through their hair and brought her boys in closer. 

Breaking away from the three way kiss, they laid down and Sarah kissed Richard below his ear and nibbled on his skin, leaving little marks along the way. She pulled away enough to pull his shirt off of him and worked her way down his body, stopping to lick slowly across his nipples, making him moan and bit his lip to stop from squirming under her touch. Taron captured Richard’s lips in a slow but soft lingering kiss. Taron tugged on Richard’s lower lip as he pulled away. Both men looked down at their little sugar pop. Taron licked his lips and Moaned at the sight of his lover being pleasured by the woman they both adored so much. “Get on you knees big boy. Daddy wants a taste.” Richard said seductively. Taron got on his knees and pulled himself free from his shorts and boxers. Richard’s lips encircled Taron’s cock in a tantalizingly slow pace. Taron’s eyes fluttered closed as a wave of pleasure washed over him. “That feels so good. Just like that daddy please.” Taron moaned as his tongue ran across his bottom lip. Richard took Taron out of his mouth and began to stroke up and down his length. Taron let out a low grunt as he felt the knot in his stomach begin to tighten. “D-daddy I’m s-so c-close.” Taron stuttered as he tried to keep his composure. “Cum for me baby boy.” Richard said lowly and Taron released himself as he cried out in ecstasy. Not long after Taron came down from his high, Richard followed with cries of ecstasy himself. Sarah swallowed every last drop of him and when she was finished with her hottie little Scottie, she turned her attention to her little hot cheeks. 

Taron landed against the pillows with a cheeky grin. Sarah took his shorts and boxers off the rest of the way and wrapped her lips around his wanting cock. Taron furrowed his brows as he tried to supress a guttural moan. As Sarah was pleasuring Taron, Richard teased Sarah with the tip of his erection as Sarah moaned against Taron’s cock. “Fuck me hard daddy.” Sarah moaned as she pulled away from Taron briefly. Richard did as she asked and began to pound into her. The more she more she moaned against Taron, the closer he got to his second orgasm. Sarah could feel him twitch in her mouth and she took that as her que to suck him harder. “Oh my god that feels so good, I’m so close, keep going sugar pop. Don’t stop.” Taron moaned through his ecstasy. Sarah gripped him harder and before she knew it, he was spilling down her throat. With Taron’s moans filling the air, both Sarah and Richard reached their climaxes.

They came down from their highs. “Your turn to fuck her baby boy.” Richard said as he pulled out of Sarah and moved in front of her while Taron got up and moved behind the woman and entered her painfully slow. Richard pushed himself between her lips. Sarah let out a delicious moan and both men began to feel their climaxes building quickly. “Isn’t she beautiful baby?” Richard moaned in questioned. All Taron could do was nod his head as he tried to concentrate and keep his orgasm at bay. When Sarah clenched around Taron, he gripped her hips so hard, she was sure she would have bruises in the morning. “We’re so close baby girl.” Richard and Taron said in unison. Sarah nodded and together they all came undone. Moans and the sound of sloppy slapping skin could be heard emulating from the apartment. Sarah swallowed every last drop of Richard as Taron watched as his cum dropped from Sarah’s core, turning him on once again. Both men looked at each other and smiled mischievously. Sarah shuddered at the thought.

The men flipped her on her back and they stared down at her. They licked their lips and leaned over her shivering body. Their tongues connected with her core and she moaned loudly as she arched her back in pleasure. “Fuck!” She cries out as they each inserted a finger inside her and fucked her whilst eating her out. Sarah’s hands found their way into their hair and she pulled them closer to her for more contact as she felt the knot in her belly begin to unravel. “Cum for us baby girl.” Richard said as his tongue danced across her clit along side Taron’s. “Let the neighbours hear how good you feel sugar pop.” Taron added. Sarah didn’t need to be told told twice as her orgasm hit her with a vengeance. Her whole body shuddered as she cried out in pure bliss. Shivers ran over her body as the men held her body as her intense orgasm washed over her. “Look how breathtaking you are.” Taron said as he captured Sarah’s lips in an intensely passionate kiss. Richard feeling his jealousy rise, joined into the kiss. They broke apart and both men bent over their girl and ravaged her body in kisses and bites. They made sure to mark her as a reminder that she was now their property. By the time they were done, Sarah was a moaning mess and each man kissed her and tugged at her lower lip when they pulled away from her.

“That was incredibly intoxicating.” Sarah panted as she laid between her boys again. “Definitely.” Richard said as Taron looked at both of his lovers and smiled. “You’re both so beautiful.” Taron gushed as he cuddled up to Sarah’s side. “So what do you say? Will you be ours?” Richard asked as he Taron bit their lower lips in anticipation for her answer. A wide smile spread across the woman’s face as she looked between them. “If tonight is an example of what the sex is like, then where do I sign up.” She replied with a chuckle. “Our baby girl.” Both men said as they traced the love bites they left behind on her body.

They all cuddled up together and in a blissful post orgasmic cloud, fell asleep with smiles of satisfaction on their flushed faces.

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[deputy-ajay-ghale]

Anyways, X Con Boys love babies and the second Luis catches a whiff of urine stained sticks, he’s shouting “HOPE YOU’RE PREGNANT???” “What???” “I CAN SMELL THE PREGNANCY TEST.” “Aksjjdjdjd.”

Luis and Janet plan the baby shower. And only because Janet called Luis asking if he’d like to come to the one she was planning and he was like “Oh, Mrs. Van Dyne, I’m already throwing one for Hope. Y’know, check it, I’ve got my cousin Berto and my tia Isidora catering, Dave is writing out the invitations for that simple but homey touch, Kurt’s been on the lookout for more decorations. By the way, the theme is fireflies because that’s what Hope and Scotty’ve been calling the baby.”

Scott: *puts headphones on Hope’s belly* I made a playlist of all your favourite songs for the baby. I gotta go get Cassie from school. Love you, bye. *kisses her and then leaves*

Luis: *arrives* *removes Scott’s phone and sticks the headphone cord into his phone* ABBA’s good for babies. I’ll go make lunch. *leaves*

Dave: *arrives and switches phones with his* You gotta start ‘em young. Boys II Men is for everyone. See ya. *leaves*

Kurt: *takes headphones off* We don’t believe that in Russia. Nonsense.

A month before Hope’s due date, the guys will not leave LangDyne’s side for nothing just in case Hope goes into labor early and they need to rush her to the hospital and let Scott know it’s happening.

LangDyne: *having a date night*

Scott: It’s nice the guys let us be alone to have a date night. It’s hard trying to be yourself when someone’s watching you.

Hope: *looking over Scott’s shoulder* Isn’t that Jimmy Woo?

When Hope goes into labor, it’s chaotic all hands on deck and it’s a glorious mess of screaming men in their thirties and one heaving Hope.

Scott: I HAVE THE CAR KEYS.

Luis: I HAVE THE OVERNIGHT BAG.

Dave: I’LL GET THE BABY NAME BOOK.

Kurt: I GOT RICE KRISPIES AND TAKE OUT MENUS.

Scott: WHY DO WE NEED THEM???

Kurt: HOSPITAL FOOD SUCKS.

Cassie’s with Hope on the couch coaching her through her breathing exercises.

You know how the episodes of Friends where Carol, Phoebe, and Rachel give birth are fucking hilarious and iconic in their own ways with how wild their antics are?

Multiply that by three Wombats.

Cassie: *sighs* Babies are so beautiful.

Kurt: Not true. *points at a woman holding her baby* That baby is ugly.

Woman: *approaches*

Kurt: *gets up from his seat* Cassie, go find Luis and Dave.

Cassie: Why?

Kurt: *runs* She might catch me!

Dave gets kicked out of the hospital for selling Kurt’s Rice Krispies. He sneaks back in dressed as a security guard.

Janet and Luis get stuck in an elevator and while Hank is trying to do mechanical stuff to get them out, Janet has to talk Luis down from escaping the elevator Die Hard style.

Hank gets tasked with searching for Dave and Kurt and finds them.. umm.. otherwise engaged in the janitor’s closet.

Scott and Hope agree to name the baby Janine after Janet. Plus I was googling and Janine is a Hebrew name and Scotty’s Jewish soooo. 💁🏻‍♀️

Luis: *cooing* Que bonita! Si, que bonita, mi nena.

There’s an ongoing bet between everyone involved whether Janine’s first word is going to be English, Spanish, or Russian.

It’s a two-way tie between Cassie and Kurt bc neither of them will admit the “da” Baby Janine said is “da” for dad or “da” for yes in Russian.

There are two kinds of parents in such a situation:

Scott: Her first word is going to be “daddy”!

Hope: She’s going to be bilingual!

Babysitters? Who needs ‘em when you have Uncle Dave, Tio Luis, and d-d.. dzyadyushka Kurt???

Janine: W-w-

Scott: *gasps* Go on, Firefly.

Janine: Wombat.

Janine’s favourite animal is the wombat.

That’s all I’ve got.

[comrades-we-had-our-fun]

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I mean come on

Incase anything happens to my account here’s my entire genome:

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