#quarantine bday

[postsentiment]

Every march i accidentally overdose on mixed amphetamines and can only listen to elliott smith

[sylvctica]

@the-wayward-snowflake said:

What flowers smell like death?

      Ears perked up a little in excitement. "Well, there are a few ... some truthfully are not of here but ... two flowers bear the name of 'corpse flower' due to how they smell ... quite literal. There is a carnivorous plant by the name of Helicodiceros muscivorus which smells of deceased horse to draw in specifically flies to eat! And quite a few others ... there is even a species of lilies that also have a gross stink, but only a very short moment once a day, and why some are used as decoration despite that."

[justapalspal]

Out For Delivery

[butterfly-apocalypse]

Omg happy 3 year Eggiversary!! 

[daughterofevil158]

girl help i feel like i might be cursed because bad things almost always happen to me in the weeks leading up to my birthday

[yanna-yuna]

searching for a fic (つд｀)

two fic actually while i'm at it, one is batfamily x adopted daughter who was an overachiever who wanted to be loved by batfam and had a bunch of trophies and ribbons in her room for all the kinds of sports she tried to get closer to her family but music was her favorite one and she'd even composed songs and had piano recitals i believe and she left home and batfam was looking for her and i remember how every year she waited for her family to celebrate her bday wit her and they never showed up and she always just made a cake with alfred ):

the other one was the genshin sagau creator fic where we're on some sort of deserted island at the center of a storm and yelan finds us and discovers we're the creator, and we board the crux and beidou thinks we're some kind of imposter and we're sort of quarantined on board while the ship returns to liyue and when we reach liyue harbor we're greeted by morax (i think it was a username with m in it and a sailor moon pfp but people change their icons and names all the time on here soo)

[superbellsubways]

HAPPY BDAY HOLLOW KNIGHT!!!!!!

I couldn't pass on drawing my bestie Quirrel.

This game had made a huge impact on me during quarantine 2020 and it's one of my favorite pieces of media of all time? I met so many cool artists and made good friends bc of it. Please check it out if you haven't already, it's gorgeous in alot of ways!

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: an extremely simple black and white digital doodle. It's a self portrait of op smiling, wearing a birthday hat and giving a thumbs up to the viewer. End ID]

🎉💫 I CAN FINALLY PUT "MINORS DNI" IN MY BIO 🎈💐

Hey guys guess what

[austinslounge]

Long post ahead! ⚠️⚠️⚠️

Speaking of Kaia’s “habits” with ppl in relationships lets talk about Cara D, Ashley Benson and Kaia.

Back in 2020 during quarantine Kaia was staying with Cara, Ashley, and some more people.

Overtime people noticed Kaia and Cara becoming more close

https://youtube.com/shorts/9HehekR9EdY?si=gmNIHBo8MBdSdS2S

Interesting clip of Kaia looking at Cara (mind you Cara’s longtime gf Ashley was here at this dinner with them) Shame? Kaia doesn’t know her!

https://x.com/whynotaddy/status/1240031130990018561?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

She also befriended Ashley ofc

https://x.com/bestofmargaret/status/1240366488499810304?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

Their short lived friend group out and about

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCudD-Ypgmp/?igsh=MTRxaTQ5dDE3cGpqdQ==

Kaia/Cara at the grocery store

https://x.com/us_cara/status/1239470323063554048?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

https://x.com/us_cara/status/1240182236781174784?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

Making tiktoks

https://x.com/us_cara/status/1240182236781174784?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

https://x.com/us_cara/status/1240743018023530508?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

Cuddling in bed even!

https://x.com/us_cara/status/1264306535334805512?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

Interestingly enough after a few months of Kaia being in the picture, Cara and Ashley who were rumored to be engaged break up!

Could it just be a breaking for a plethora of reasons? Maybe. But I’m doubtful, I believe Kaia had a big part in their breakup.

This is when people started questioning stuff.. few weeks after the breakup Kaia and Cara got matching TATTOOS!! permanent ink with JUST a good ole friend ☺️nothing more

https://x.com/us_cara/status/1264306535334805512?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

Kaia and Cara got real close I see because Kaia invited her to family dinners with her parents and her Dad followed Cara on instagram shortly after

https://x.com/us_cara/status/1270753881635553283?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

Then they went to a protest together and soft launched damn near

https://x.com/us_cara/status/1283690263018430465?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

https://x.com/us_cara/status/1283690564710543360?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

NOW THIS IS WHERE THINGS REALLY SPICE UP!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCw3UXgDqez/?igsh=MWhld2hwZjZkMW1xcw==

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLUnaJADGGy/?igsh=MWdvb2U2YmkwY3Jhcg==

Cara’s ex girlfriend Ashley liked posts about Cara dumping her for Kaia and about Cara being in a relationship with a girl 10 years younger….

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDSTUgpjhgF/?igsh=MXFjZWs4ZGd2aHF5Zw==

Them w matching cardigans from Taylor Swift

https://x.com/us_cara/status/1286361629416927232?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

https://x.com/us_cara/status/1286361776125345792?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

Them at the gym together getting reaaaal cozy

https://x.com/modelsfacts/status/1293917053682737153?s=46&t=jBdhqpJimCZPZMnaCJW2eg

Kaia’s bday wish for Cara

I didn’t wanna make this too long and theres more evidence of stuff between Kaia and Cara but this is the rundown.

Keep in mind during all of this Kaia was 18 and Cara was 28… While Cara has seemed to change her life around it doesn’t look like much has changed for Kaia based on her recent behavior

Let’s hope she learns to be single one day and work on herself because she has a long way to go

Ooo girl you got the juicy TEA!! 😲

See! I knew this girl was messy. 😬

What on earth does she have? A magical 🐈‍⬛️ or something? 😵‍💫

I recall Kaia and Cara getting really close during the pandemic, but I didn't really follow them closely. I just suspected that maybe they were dating each other after seeing these pictures of them together.

Their matching "solemates" tattoos only seemed to strengthen my suspicions even further.

I had no clue about the Cara/Kaia/Ashley Benson rumors though. Wow. 👀

Girl I'm going to be looking up all of these links to rumors and receipts you have provided.

Thank you lol.

[27goldensun]

Let’s hear your thoughts about the doc and the stunts. I’d like to hear them.

Heyyyy, I was waiting until we got a first impression from it to post this (but I’ll make a more detailed one after I’ve seen it myself)

We have now confirmed that the only Freddie scenes in it seem to be from when we got the more recent Public push onwards, which is expected but only corroborates to the fakeness of it all (are you telling me you don’t have a single video of your child’s first 4 years??? Like, how is this believable?)

So, for whatever reason, we seem to have a clear timeline of events:

January 2020 - Louis releases his first solo album, dedicating it to his son that we have seen very little in the past years (he didn’t even know what Freddie was wearing on Halloween or what he’d wore on previous years). He also gets caught lying about spending F’s bday with him

Very soon after the pandemic hit and we know they weren’t together as Louis was quarantining in the UK and Freddie was with his fam in LA

It is during this that we see the Clarks mess up the first time (which I believe led louis to take on a more active role in BBG)

1. Briana literally set herself on fire during a livestream, claiming that Freddie was sleeping in the same house, which of course tabloids picked up on quickly, but Louis didn’t comment on it and things remained the same.

Late 2020 we got one bigger misstep from the Clarks

2. Boobgate, I could do a lengthy explanation on this later, but the result of the debacle was that louis came out as absent father who not only didn’t see his kid but also didn’t pay an adequate amount of child support (especially for a millionaire) leaving to Briana’s sugar daddy to buy even groceries for his son

Finally, what I believe solidified the shift in bbg we’ve seen, we have Freddie’s birthday in 2021

3. Fertility clinic sonogram: even non believers were confused by this one, and I have yet to see an alternative explanation other than that kid isn’t Louis

So we had 3 major mistakes that discredited the whole narrative (however fickle) they had set in motion, and I do believe louis needs to have a semblance of control in this mess and that is why he took the role of bbg pusher so far since Christmas 2021, culminating with the doc.

I will expand on louis’ recent actions and the doc later on, but I have some more timelines on this subject that I need to finish before!

(Also, the lack of beard content does seem very on brand for the new image, so I’m not surprised)

[9w1ft]

so many signs

so i had this thing in the back of my mind that i wanted to share a little bit about, because i think it’s highlights a little bit of karlie’s easter egging prowess

so as many of you know, i have had a certain piece of jewelry identification that’s been top of mind for awhile. a mysterious (and hilarious) evil eye necklace that karlie first wore on her birthday last year, august 3rd, 2022:

it took a long while to identify but with the help of @kwyw and @corneliastvendor and input from many more, we diligently settled upon a match with the brand Mejuri.

so

…i dunno if you remember, but back at the beginning of the year @kwyw also pointed out that there was an extra connection, between this evil eye necklace and the amulette de cartier:

both talismans of Courage.

the amulette de cartier has its own place in kaylor lore (if it’s new to you you can read about that here and here and here). but, veterans of quarantine kaylor remember how this rep era necklace made a unique surprise appearance during lover/folklore era, ultimately coinciding with karlie’s 2020 pregnancy. which, given the symbolism of the necklace, i think made a lot of thematic sense… being pregnant during the height of a pandemic is scary and, speaking from experience, i as well found myself in search of things to give me that extra peace of mind.

so seeing the necklace have that Courage keyword connection, i couldn’t help but uhhh, have a feeling so peculiar. now, with the gift of more (celebratory) information, let’s take a look at all the times karlie has worn this necklace (*reminder that some of these may be a day off because of the big time zone difference between me and the US):

August 3rd, 2022 — (as pictured above) karlie’s birthday, she writes “cheers to new beginnings xx”

September 2nd, 2022 — this therabody promo, which many of us got a kick out of after midnights was announced, first because she mentions 3am (the name of the extra version of the album) and the word midnight and second because this tiktok is set to the tune of ABBA’s “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! A Man After Midnight”

November 19th, 2022 — a post captioned friyay, notably, wearing a loewe shirt, the designer who she wore to the met gala

December 11th, 2022 — to a celebratory kode with klossy event for her young scholars

December 13th, 2022 — she wore it as part of several instagram stories she had up on taylor’s bday (thank you @kwyw for the reminder 😆)

December 18th, 2022 — she posted this the same day she posted the photos of her josh and levi at the ice skating rink (mikey and misha were there too) before heading to japan.

February 3rd, 2023 — february.jpg

and then, at the met gala on May 1st, wearing loewe, she announces her pregnancy, and tells everybody that she is nearly 8 months along!

now, if we are to assume that she is 8 months along this may, we can count back ( 7mo along in april, 6mo march, 5mo feb, 4mo jan, 3mo dec, 2mo nov, 1mo along in oct, 0mo sept) and see how in order to have conceived in september, prep for that would likely have started in… yes, the month before. august! aka… when she first debuted the evil eye necklace!

and when you look back at all the phrases and contexts accompanying her posts with the piece, you can kind of see how the necklace works in concert with her setting her intentions, potentially celebrating milestones like finding out, telling people, hitting the 5 mo mark which is when the majority of pregnancies become more stable, etc… this is all to say, and this is just a simple thing but, i feel confident in saying that this necklace was in fact one way of her hinting at her next child, since all the way back in august 2022 ☺️ and since it’s an eye necklace? well, 😌 all the more nice of a feeling.

[welcometoouranarchyhole]

THANK YOUU THANK YOU thinking about it my 16th birthday party was probably one of my all time favorites even tho half of that friend group i dont talk to them anymore

OH AND HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY FROM LIKE A MONTH AGO ssorry sorry i missed it im so ashamed</3

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Domestic Established Relationship Masterlist

2009, 2012, 2019, 2022 (ao3) - OliveTheHobbit

Summary: “Most people have like yearly photo books, we have this weird ass videos” - Daniel Howell, some bloopers from phil is not on fire 10.

Some of the memories they gathered along the way got fresh in their minds at the moment they decided to buy a photo album.

In celebration to Dan and Phil’s 10th anniversary.

A Day in the Life of Dan and Phil in Quarantine! (ao3) - silentdescant

Summary: Phil posts a Day in the Life video of a typical day in quarantine.

Baby Names - dxnhowell

Summary: Dan and Phil arguing over baby names, very domestic.

blankets, coffees and afternoon naps (ao3) - zsunsetz

Summary: Blankets, coffee and afternoon naps have become the new normal.

Coming Clean and Kisses on Screen (ao3) - hygge

Summary: Dan and Phil are finally ready to make the news of their marriage and their new family public.

Dan and Phil and DOG (ao3) - nivi_chip

Summary: It’s Phil’s birthday, and Dan gets him a gift that’s long overdue

dan buys a skirt (ao3) - baroquen

Summary: Dan is thinking about buying a skirt. Phil thinks this is a very good idea.

Doing Nothing Often Leads To The Very Best Of Something (ao3) - kae_karo

Summary: based on this (x) and a lil imagine i wrote (x) and expanded on so thanks to the lovely anon who originally sent "that pic phil posted of dan for his bday i think where dan is making a funny face and theres a nearly empty wine bottle in the background hhhhh that makes my demon heart drop" and to the lovely anon who asked for more!

Forever Home (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Phil’s wanted a dog for as long as he can remember, and now that he and Dan are moving into their new house, it’s the perfect opportunity. But there’s just one problem: Phil’s allergic to dogs.

Home For Good (ao3) - hygge

Summary: Phil gets drafted for World War III. Dan and their daughter, Emily, try to maintain a normal life while Phil is away.

Let's Be Alone Together (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: There are times when Dan and Phil feel so much like a married couple, that they forget they aren’t actually married. However, neither one of them are complaining about it. (Also known as the most domestic and fluffy fic I’ve ever written).

Look what I made the birthday boy (ao3) - phandemigods

Summary: Dan made a super sweet video for Phil's 30th birthday and they decide to post it. It's just a pile of domestic fluff

Noted (ao3) - whisksandplungers

Summary: Dan liked to leave romantic notes for Phil. Most of the time, Phil loved them. And sometimes, Phil would be left staring at the note, absolutely clueless.

Share A Bed, Share A Life (ao3) - JenCollins, WordsAblaze

Summary: Having a child is a stressful, time-consuming, argument-inducing process but, naturally, Dan and Phil ride the ups and downs together, ending up just fine. Fulfilling prompts 'age changes' and 'sharing a bed' for the phandom fic fests, enjoy!

Sugar Rush (ao3) - Misha_with_wings

Summary: Phil shouldn’t have had so much sugar before bed, now he’s a hyper little shit and Dan really just wants to sleep.

the stupid sushi bubble bath fic (ao3) - itsmyusualphannie (itsmyusualweeb)

Summary: dip and pip cuddle and eat sushi and take a bubble bath like the nerds they are.

They Were Forever (ao3) - developerdaniel

Summary: While keeping everything soft and sweet their kiss quickly grew into more as Dan's hands slid their way up Phil's loose tee, pushing it up while his explored his lover's soft skin. Phil let out a gentle gasp into the younger's mouth at the feeling. Dan's touches were soft, feather light, enough to send a shiver up Phil's spine and raise goosebumps where Dan's hands had once been. ~ aka the fic where dan and phil have a casual night at home that ends with them passionately making love

Today Is For Us (ao3) - CaibrynM

Summary: Dan and Phil take a day for themselves in between the tour ending, planning for their premiere in Brazil and the upcoming Christmas Holidays. Lots of Fluff and a little smut.

Told You So (ao3) - flymetomanchester

Summary: Neither really care about the holiday. but when they move in together Phil can’t help but care about thanksgiving. It has to be perfect. Nothing can go wrong right?

Worth the Wait (ao3) - JudeAraya

Summary: It's pretty hard to stay mad at Phil, even when he's forgotten date night.

[reverie-starlight]

thanks for the tag... What's the weirdest plot bunny you've ever had? Bonus points if you never wrote about it

OOOOOH okay so I actually don’t think I have too many, because once I get an idea that I get really excited abt, I’ll write down the concept in my notes app and then start it asap, OR I’ll just do it in one sitting.

I’d say the most recent one that got published that I had thought about a concerning amount was the kuroo bday fic I wrote for 2023!! I got the idea and I had to start it immediately. It’s not a weird one tho I don’t think.

Currently I’m thinking of this one specific scenario for kaiser from blue lock that I really need to write, but again it’s not that weird…

honestly the weirdest ones I’ve had will never see the light of day because they’re. so extremely self indulgent back from when I was in high school. Peter Parker and PJO crossover with a self insert type of self indulgent. I wrote three versions of that during quarantine and never finished any of them LOL

(They’re still sitting in my notes app to this day and I reread them sometimes)

I also have multiple hyper-specific haikyuu fics sitting in my notes app from 2020-2021 that I’ve been debating giving snippets of on here. I’ll never finish them bc I personally don’t like writing the high school setting anymore, I usually stick to the time skip, but they’re a lot of fun imo.

[theguest2]

i feel like every other birthday i have no idea what to do like ik its depression being like "whatever, doesnt matter" even tho deep down i get super bummed if i dont do anything nice on my bday

like last year i planned a whole trip to richmond and got a tattoo and ate my favorite pizza but the year before that i didnt plan anything and kinda just did whatever (i think i saw the bobs burgers movie) and it was like. ok. but the year before THAT i went to the aquarium and got a massive sushi boat for lunch and that was great. and the year before that i cried at home bc it was quarantine

anyways idk what to do this year does anyone want to come to my birthday party, its on a tuesday in june

[katharynthethird]

Sorry I’ve been quiet, I sold at a new con (bought as much dnd & baldur’s gate merch I could find) and started baldurs gate with two of my best friends. I got an ear infection (I think because I choked on a bunch of water), I’m in quarantine because people I met at the con tested positive for Covid 😭. I mask but I am not risking being a spreader so gonna be careful as much as I can!!

I am aiming to make an Astarion out of Logandolls Pan (on layaway) and I just got my Way head from Dannidesignerdolls for my Tav, a Tiefling bard with my name (of course). My friends Tav’s are so cool too. I can’t stop painting them.

Vampire pan is discontinued but maybe one day I’ll find a floating head to swap onto my pan! That being said, non toothy Pan is just the perfect shell for Astarion if you ask me. Logandolls is as pleasant as always to talk to, I can’t wait for his new sculpt release.

My Way is a prototype! Danni is still working and developing Way in her own way, but I’m pumped that current Way looks so much like my tiefling (plus I am a sentimental sap and I’m so hyped to how a head made by my friend).

Also!! My fave lolita BJD stylist remade my favorite JSK that just screams classic punk lolita, a bit h. Naoto. They made me a pair of goth bunny ear clips too for my bday 😭🥹❤️ Dollish sweets is an amazing artist and as a person that wears lolita, the quality is like 1:1. It’s amazing, I’m not a huge fan of dolly lolita style clothing in most BJD clothing shops. These outfits make Marie look like another person trying to get their photo taken by FRUITS. It just feels and looks like real lolita fashion. Should do a fashion show with all the pieces I have from them 😌