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More plushpinos, who are canon now hehe
They were created by a Pizzard (who is definitely a real Pizzard!!!) who was hired by Pizzahead to make even more copies of Peppino. He just did not expect them to be so... soft, so he doesn't utilise them like the lab clones or peppibots
They are a bit on the fragile side either way, usually needing to be restuffed or stitched back up after getting snagged on something, so maybe it is for the best
Still great to cuddle with tho hehe
#pizza tower oc#pizza tower#fake peppino#peppiclone#peppino clone#pizzahead#pizzard#well I have kinda nicknamed the Pizzard 'Zipper' bc that is shorter than 'weird pineapple ham Pizzard with the huge zipper on their back'#but I do not know if that will stay#and I did think about calling the nurse one Lavender or the like but I also do not know yet#they do have a doctorate tho so they are qualified!!!#edit: they have been named!#OC: Doctor Lavender the Plush Peppiclone#OC: Sherbie the Plush Fake Peppino#OC: Lima Beans the Plush Peppiclone#OC: Artie the Plush Fake Peppino#OC: Pipper the Pineapple Ham Pizzard
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sneak peek at this one-shot that's gotten stupid long (affectionately!!!!!)
#kobd#knock out#breakdown#tfp#transformers#my snippets#featuring#not-really a qualified nurse!BD and his high-on-his-meds-due-to-improper-dosage-of-anesthesia patient!KO#this got out of hand but idc its fun so im just gonna go with it:)
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I'm sorry if it's too personal, but are you a doctor?
Lol I certainly feel like one sometimes when dealing with my health but no, not a doctor. Just chronically ill with a dozen different conditions that I've had to learn a lot about to manage.
#half my family are nurses tho#anon asks#life answers#ive done so much medical research on my conditions I probably am qualified to diagnose them ngl
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#for the first time im genuinely considering changing my major#n by considering i mean 'rlly want to but know deep down i cant'#cause like... i have NO IDEA what else i would do#like not a damn clue#so its either my current career path (which i have reason to believe im genuinely not cut out for) or... idk nothing???#well i'd hafta do something#but idk what#its jus that after a LOT of thought ive come to the conclusion that me being a nurse will do so much more harm than good for other ppl#i made the most careless mistake last week that cost me a rlly valuable clinical experience at a SUPER reputable hospital#im the only one in my class who made that mistake#the only one stupid enough#like... gosh what am i DOING here?#im literally the least qualified person to be a nurse#im cold#im standoffish#i HATE being around people#when i told my friends n family i was going to nursing school they were shocked n WHY SHOULDNT THEY HAVE BEEN?#when you think of a nurse you think a someone whos kind. whos reliable. whos hardworking... im not any a those things#n its not even me being self depracating its an honest to gosh fact#oh also my grades fuckin suck lmao#like i literally know for a fact i got lower grades than every single other nursing major last semester#plus i was never going into nursing to help ppl#i went into it so i could sleep at night knowing ive done a 'good thing'#so yeah#ive put myself on a career path im not in any way cut out for#n i cant quit cause i have literally no plan b!!!#yay#idk what i was made for but its not this
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so Lights Out is pretty well written but it is... giving the most booktok white woman perspective imaginable. it tries to avoid being ableist and succeeds only in being vastly more ableist than if it had just let things be. and it has the Nurse thing. you know, the Nurse thing. where Nurses are in the profession because it's obviously a way to exert control over other people in a socially sanctioned way. it's terrifying how she thinks of herself and her patients but that is not at all meant to be the scary part of the book.
now i'm not finished and if it turns out the FMC comes to the realization that "hey turns out i'm a sociopath too just using my powers for 'good' in a medical context" a la Dexter then actually that's a neat way to do a character and i'll take it all back. but it seems. unlikely at best.
#hey did you know you can just have a guy be a horrible serial rapist without bedside diagnosing him with ASPD#which as an ER NURSE i'm sure you're super fucking qualified to do!!!!#she just decided she knows more about violent criminals than ann rule because ann rule had prison guards nearby who could intervene#whereas this FMC treats them in a hospital#i... am not saying ann rule actually knows anything#but that is an INSANE chain of logic#jude duarte Queen of Killing People Who Might Get in Her Way was way less scary than this bitch#my primary instinct is to protect the MMC from her
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flashback to that one time when I was nine and hit my elbow on a doorframe at the doctor's office... the nurse asked me "Oh, did you hit your funny bone?" And I told her with a straight face, "Actually, the funny bone is a nerve that's close to the skin. And it's really not funny."
#this sounds fake but I swear it actually happened#i forgot the “and it's not funny” part until my mom told me a year ago#i lost it laughing#why was i so ruthless at nine years old??#i remember being genuinely worried the nurse wasn't qualified for her job if she didn't know that#i was praying for her patients at night in case they had any funny bone/nerve issues that i was certain she wouldn't know how to handle#i was a weird child
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genuinely the only thing keeping me sane right now through my severe chronic pains is remembering that alter wouldn't think my condition is gross
#or if she would? she wouldnt care#like doesnt even have to be a romantic thing you know#anyway. apparently my case is so severe that idk if the doctors in my city are even qualified/skilled enough to treat it#so i have to call the nurses again tomorrow to let me speak to a doctor about my condition#this is just me rambling to my 3 followers hello everyone i love you#i dont know i just need something to think about#so i think about alter a lot because i love her#i should just make a side tumblr to write alter x readers or something during this
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What if I went back to school. To be a nurse.
#anntics#well. I don't want to do it really.#but my main reason for not wanting to be a nurse was bc I didn't want to clean up other people's bodily fluids#and well. guess what I'm currently underpaid to do :l#I was looking at a job that I'm ALMOST qualified for (they want a bachelor's in ECE or a related field... I have a bachelor's in english#but I also have an associates in ECE.... and if you combine those.... that's basically a BA in ECE....)#but they also say you can replace the specific BA requirements with an ASN#...and yeah it would probably be better at this point to just get the ECE bachelor's but if I did just go into nursing I could make. money.#....but I don't want to work those hours so jk jk jk
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Sitting on a balcony rocking chair looking at the trees and lake after an anxiety attack, might be the only way I get through this summer tbh
#summer camp tag#Mental health#ace is a mess#tw: anxiety#my coworkers (and roommate) have gone mean girl on me for the crime of *checks notes* one of the nurses finds my work style most compatible#its been a bad week but my accommodation is also my place of work so i get no separation from the two#and as we're roommates i cant even take solace in my room when im off and shes on cus her and her bestie treat the space like its not mine#*context one of the nurses used to be the other health assistant before she got qualified so thats how they became besties#and the first couple of weeks it was all oh no we dont think youre trying to replace her and trying to make me feel welcome#but now its just constantly undermining me and trying to insinuate i cant do my job cus two of the other nurses had a go at my roommate#for always skiving and because one of those nurses also said she preferred my work style im getting their ire#so maybe had a bit of an anxiety attack this morning so now im hiding out on the balcony cus i feel uncomfortable in my own room#at least the lake and trees are nice and i get to watch the kids play which is fun
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I can't believe people try to claim nursing isn't a STEM field
#prereqs: bio + anatomy + microbio + algebra and depending on the school also chemistry + pharmacology#degree plan: associate of applied health science OR ASN OR bachelors of science in nursing#literally science is right there in the fucking title like why is it seen as a separate thing?#according to my advisors and teachers its fucking not it literally is a STEM major and qualifies me to apply for STEM specific projects#like i can only guess people want to deny that nursing is a science because they are fucking misogynists or hate their specific nurse#sorry im just having flashbacks to when i got in an argument with someone saying it Isnt part of STEM#and then i googled it to be sure i wasnt tripping and google was like ''nah its not STEM''#its. science. lmao#idk i guess i got an ego boost from that like. im a woman in STEM. 😎
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Big brain nurse knowledge of the day: You're losing the ability to pee because you're constipated (I'm not) and it's pushing on your bladder (not how bladders work, would also do the opposite) therefore you should stop taking the tramadol because it'll make you constipated (my pain isn't even managed with that, two other high grade prescription pain medications and paracetamol and you know this)
#It's always the head nurse who decides she knows best#Anyway they never did get anyone actually qualified to read an MRI to look at it they just sent me home#So it's probably just going to disappear into the system like everything else#No Help Service#I am now barely able to move all for nothing#Just existing is leaving me in borderline unbearable pain#Today might be the day I sever my own spinal cord boys
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Why is the school nurse Like That? Like. I like her, and Good on her for giving students a safe space but also most of them are openly cutting class. They’re not even trying to hide it. Mubby got paralyzed during battle studies, and I asked her if she could help, and she just slapped a bandaid on him
#i went to the faculty lounge to ask about a history project and i overheard her say that she didn’t qualify for pkmn center nurse#soooooo. take from that what you will#also does anyone have any paralyze heals#pkmn rp#pkmn irl
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when you thought okay yeah you wanted people to know you're not the happy go lucky type, you're a through and through pessimist and the depressed person who always keeps a smile on your face, but you thought you kept the suicidal ideation in check
But when leaving the job your like 20yo colleague texts "thank you for the privilege of getting to know you. I hope a lot of people get to be able to know you."
#its been a week guys#its been a month#im at home now with my first bladder infection ever#bc of the stress#i am now a qualified vet nurse#and am just malfunctioning over some of the things my coworkers said about me the past weeks#im not sure if this is the same coworker who said:#<but you have a strong personality so you can find your way through the world>#and i was like sorry what?????#i have what????#i can do what????#i am but a pathetic little worm of darkness#a little mess festering rotting oozing puss basically#anyway#every time i like hype myself up like okay okay i can do this#my brain shuts down bc i get bowled over#ignore me#im
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