#q-elon

[antifainternational]

[theredhairing40]

*NSFLP= Not Safe For Little People:

This is exactly the thing that Philip K. Dick warned us about!

[readandwriteclub]

Trump and Elon bought by CHINA before taking OFFICE?!?

[warningsine]

[pathologicallypedantic]

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but with apologies to Q.

[yogurtgut]

...........twitter got banned from Brasil..... paia ein

[tiredofsatansbullshit]

wait i just realized— do you have to change the title to Wayne's on Xwitter now 😢😨

i've made the decision that lex luthor killed elon musk at some point and so twitter is normal and also bruce is considering buying it

[imninahchan]

gnt eu não costumo sonhar não, mas essa manhã eu tive dois sonhos bizarríssimos, o primeiro envolvia eu deitar a minha vó num sofá e do lado dela tá o johnny depp(?), e o outro eu tava correndo do timothee chalamet(?) pq ele tava querendo me mostrar o 🐣 dele eu vo me mword

[antifainternational]

MEANWHILE, ON TWITTER...

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Just so you know, the way they do surgery on someone without their consent is "they don't do that, and someone lied to you." The woman consented to the surgery because the implant's battery was dead and she knew that would happen when she got it. She wanted a new one, but the company couldn't make one. Everything about this being done against her will and the company doing it to recoup profit is a lie. All those people in the notes of that post decrying our capitalist dystopia were lied to.

Ah I didn't realize the implant might require power. Though it does still kinda suck that a company which provided a medical solution to a medical problem is held at the stake of profitability over... Y'know.. survival and aid.

Not exactly sure how the company would lose the ability to make a new implant/supply a new battery without going bankrupt.. unless they somehow lost the blueprints or something? I mean, I'm sure that the patient would much rather have a functional implant with a battery in it than a non-functional one, but maybe between non-functional and non-present, non-present is the least likely to cause issues.

Whatever happens, I hope the lady is able to get medical help, preferably as soon as possible.

[osoanimation]

3 Lex Luthor's and Pinocchio Trump The Legion Of Dumb!

[gabidashy]

What a good day to be Brazilian, I guess.

If Twitter (or "X") actually shuts down here, I guess I'll need to move to here :/

[fredakgae]

Vuelve el perro arrepentido 😔

[dragynkeep]

Musk really finding new ways to break twitter even more.

all this because he doesn't wanna pay his bills, what a loser