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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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: <- a bite mark

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honestly speaking for myself i feel like having to claw your way up from the grave would be really cathartic and existentially meaningful. so like if anyone was considering kidnapping me and burying me alive i'm cool with it.

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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

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I wrote a...

...lawless composition/poem thing

If I was to ever be able to look at you in such a way that you'd be able to pick up on what I feel for you

You'd have a lot of fun, I think, maybe laugh a little, maybe cry, and you'll definitely figure out how deeply I care about you

Like imagine being my whole world like you are and being unaware about it? Crazy. You should know.

Or maybe not?

Because if you know then how will I get those special little instances where you seem to forget and I get to remind you are lost

All those moments where I see that it really sinks in to you how much I love you and you smile so wide and you get a twinkle in your eye and your body just exudes the feeling and you wiggle

How could I do that to myself?

But that's too selfish because you deserve everything, so much more than you admit, than you know, than I could give

So I suppose, if ever I am given the chance, I will jump upon the opportunity for you to understand how deeply, truly, fulfillingly I care for you

And we'd bask in our bashfulness but won't regret a single bit of it because you're my one and I'm so uttelry yours

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I wrote a...

...Poem

If I were

to steal a hot dog,

what kind of hot dog?

would I steal?

How dare you assume me to be some sort of vagrant or good-for-nothing willing to put others that have honest jobs down by failing to contribute to society and capitalism and dipping down so low so as to -

Nah I'm just fucking with you

Prolly

idk chicago style?

Or maybe a Chilli dog?

More bang for your buck

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Welcome one and all to the new series I'd like to call

I wrote a...

where in I will just post whatever creativity I've spit out recently because what better place to publicize my works than tumblr?

because like couple fair warnings here

some of these are gonna be really bad

most - if not all - of these the conception, execution, and posting will all be done while I am some degree of inebriated

So I guess I have nothing more to say about these (or maybe I did and forgor)

anyway I'll make the big title "I wrote a..." and you'll figure it out from there, I believe in you, you're so smart

Thank you

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Realized the other day we got kinda Neville Longbottomed by Ferb. Couldn't let this thought go without including the entire, wholesome Flynn-Fletcher sibling unit!

THEY LOVE THEIR SISTER

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Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

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Bark bark

bark bark

bark bark bark

-my new stimm

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easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what