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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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I wrote a...

...nonsensical poem

Bronx in the bruxxels

Ope ope oroope

How to vote, among the Pope

Without a rope we're left to dangle

Get a gripe

Write a q-hwhip

And chase down a Coors lite

Tropes and trussles

And miles and mussels

And I swear

How are you even so,

So pretty!

One day a wheelbarrow

Or a blanket If you want

Dredge yourself in

A chocolate wine

And maybe after for sometime

You'll absolutely return

With the fox on your back

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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I wrote a...

...Romantic Rambling

If you were like a moon

Like where I could just stare like good for hours

Because you're so pretty and awesome and up and so much higher than me

But unfortunately you're more like the sun

And that's a good thing

But from here

I cannot look at you and all your beauty,

My love

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Kingdom hearts is my best chance to see Remy interact with Tianna and to see that little rat swoon over how good Tianna's beignets are. Even if I had no other reason to pursue the series, that alone would be enough.

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I make a post about how smut writers shouldn't be discouraged if their smut has a low hits to kudos ratio, because people are just afraid to kudos smut.

I get told in response that AKTUALLY smut has a low kudos to hits ratio because people are re-reading that smut.

I make a post about how if you're re-reading a fic a lot you should tell the author because they won't know that and will think no one likes their fic.

I get told that authors should just ASSUME that it's re-reads without needing to be told.

I post a smut fic that gets 100+ hits in its first 24 hours of posting (therefor no re-reads counted) and this smut fic with 100+ hits gets zero kudos.

I make a post about how if you read a fic on AO3 it creates a 'hit' and if the author gets a lot of hits without kudos or comments or response, the author will assume no one liked their fic.

I get told that authors should just ASSUME that everyone who clicks their fic likes it, without needing to be told that.

I make a post reminding people that fanfiction authors are not mind readers and that there's no way for them to tell a hit from a person who clicked a fic by mistake, or hated the fic, from a hit from a person who liked it, and if you don't tell the author you liked their fic they will assume you didn't.

I get told that authors aren't entitled to comments or kudos, or to a certain ratio of kudos to hits.

NO SHIT.

But if they don't get comments or kudos, they're gonna assume ya'll didn't like the fic!

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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: <- a bite mark

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honestly speaking for myself i feel like having to claw your way up from the grave would be really cathartic and existentially meaningful. so like if anyone was considering kidnapping me and burying me alive i'm cool with it.

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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

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I wrote a...

...lawless composition/poem thing

If I was to ever be able to look at you in such a way that you'd be able to pick up on what I feel for you

You'd have a lot of fun, I think, maybe laugh a little, maybe cry, and you'll definitely figure out how deeply I care about you

Like imagine being my whole world like you are and being unaware about it? Crazy. You should know.

Or maybe not?

Because if you know then how will I get those special little instances where you seem to forget and I get to remind you are lost

All those moments where I see that it really sinks in to you how much I love you and you smile so wide and you get a twinkle in your eye and your body just exudes the feeling and you wiggle

How could I do that to myself?

But that's too selfish because you deserve everything, so much more than you admit, than you know, than I could give

So I suppose, if ever I am given the chance, I will jump upon the opportunity for you to understand how deeply, truly, fulfillingly I care for you

And we'd bask in our bashfulness but won't regret a single bit of it because you're my one and I'm so uttelry yours

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I wrote a...

...Poem

If I were

to steal a hot dog,

what kind of hot dog?

would I steal?

How dare you assume me to be some sort of vagrant or good-for-nothing willing to put others that have honest jobs down by failing to contribute to society and capitalism and dipping down so low so as to -

Nah I'm just fucking with you

Prolly

idk chicago style?

Or maybe a Chilli dog?

More bang for your buck

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Welcome one and all to the new series I'd like to call

I wrote a...

where in I will just post whatever creativity I've spit out recently because what better place to publicize my works than tumblr?

because like couple fair warnings here

some of these are gonna be really bad

most - if not all - of these the conception, execution, and posting will all be done while I am some degree of inebriated

So I guess I have nothing more to say about these (or maybe I did and forgor)

anyway I'll make the big title "I wrote a..." and you'll figure it out from there, I believe in you, you're so smart

Thank you

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Realized the other day we got kinda Neville Longbottomed by Ferb. Couldn't let this thought go without including the entire, wholesome Flynn-Fletcher sibling unit!

THEY LOVE THEIR SISTER

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Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this