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The idea that bodymod of all kinds from piercings and tattoos to gender-affirming care and amputations "goes against God's design" is such a fragile fucking take imo.
Like. Fuck, Brendine, you don't cut the moldy bit off a block of cheese? You don't spit out the bones when you eat fish? Do you never bake bread or cook food or chop off your hair? You just crawl around in a fig leaf bikini eating pine cones off the ground and shit in a hole?
Eve ate the apple already hon we ain't gonna undo that shit dressing like we're Children of the Corn
#Unless you DO follow that all-amish ass life#I respect you putting your money where your mouth is#But if you own a purse dog don't talk to me about defying God#Your pocket corgi is a hapsburg get off my dick about hair dye
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DANDADAN ‼️
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the trans girl estrogenized puffy nips are some of the hottest things to ever fucking exist and you will never convince me otherwise
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HELLO SAILOR OMGGGGGGNGNGN
SORRY FOR THE DELAY PKGMGG WOW I LOVE THIS SMMMM 😭😭😭 something ab possessive Sevatar……RHANK U FOR THE TAG IM SO AAAAAAAAA
Never Again - Jago Sevetarion x Girlfriend (with a dash of Konrad Curze)
@yanagikou requested a fic based on their Sevetar/Curze x fem! serf drawing a little while back... This is the fic in question.
I took a few creative liberties with the premise and I'm super happy with the result. So, I hope, Yan, that you like what I came up with too :)
Also tagging @sinistermojo bc they reblogged my Sev sfw alphabet and said they really liked it so thought they might like this too ;)
C/W: nsfw, oral (F receiving), Sev is pretty gentlemanly because he loves his lady very much but Curze is... not. Nothing super extreme by usual Curze fic standards but be aware nonetheless. Unedited so expect grammar and spelling mistakes.
Enjoy :)
Sypnosis: Konrad Curze requests to borrow the personal serf of Jago Sevetarion. Jago and his lady accept on one condition: Sevetar is the one in charge. Even with this cavaet, however, things still go a little awry.
(Tldr: even when faced with the desires and potential wrath of his Primarch, Jago is veryyyyyy protective of his girl ;))
The Night Hunter has her arms held high above her head. Both of her wrists bound in one giant hand while the other holds the back of her neck. His grip is not delicate- already, Jago can see her skin bruising. It makes his hearts seethe. He'd made it clear to Konrad that his woman, while tough of mind and heart, is still plagued by the physical weaknesses of all baseline humans. She must be handled carefully.
Evidently, however, Jago had not made that fact clear enough.
Presently, she is looking up at the Night Haunter, her chin tilted all the way back. Kneeling in front of her as he is, her throat is fully exposed to Jago. In spite of his worries and frustrations, the sight sends shivers of arousal running through his core. Gently, he takes her chin in his thumb and forefinger and tilts her head down until she's looking at him. Her expression is defiant- by the Gods, she wears defiance so damned well- but even so, he can see the fear lying beneath. As her eyes lock with his, however, it diminishes just a little.
"Are you ready?" Jago asks.
She replies with a nod.
"Say it aloud, little bird. I want to hear you."
"I'm ready." Her voice, while tight, is steady and strong.
"Get on with it already, Sevatar." Konrad Curze wears a smile like that of a feral cat with a mouse trapped between its claws. It takes all of Jago's willpower not to snap at him. He looks up at his Primarch, trying and failing to hide his annoyance. "As you command, my lord."
Somehow, Konrad's smile grows more feral.
Ignoring his Primarch once more, Jago leans in towards his woman and kisses her firmly on the lips. From the excited snarl that emenates from Konrad, the Night Haunter sees it as Sevetar finally paying heed to his impatience. But, in truth, it is a chance for Jago to mutter some calming words into her ear.
"I won't let him hurt you. I swear it."
She whispers back to him. Too quiet for the Primarch looming above her to hear.
"I know."
Jago smiles against her cheek. He tilts her head back again and starts to kiss her down the length of her throat. Her skin prickles beneath his lips and she lets out a long, breathy exhale. Jago traces her all the way down her body, slipping her robe from her shoulders as he does. Her naked form graces both his and Konrad's sight like a blessing. Jago hears the Primarch let out a growl of desire. He tries to ignore the surge of envy that the sound elicits within him. Instead, he focuses on her. Her soft, warm skin. Her full, volumptous curves. The coil in his stomach tightens, pooling a stirring heat between his thighs. Jago's lips graze her abdomen, her belly, lower and lower. Until he hears her breath suddenly hitch, feels her muscles tense in anticipation. He braces his hands on her hips. Parts his lips and runs his tongue across his teeth. Then, finally, Jago begins to feast.
The effect on her is instant. Hips bucking into his mouth, she arches her back, entire body writhing. But between the space marine below her hips and the primarch holding her by the wrists, she has no where to go. All she can do is moan and whimper. And by the Gods, are they the most wonderful sounds in the galaxy. The heat between Jago's legs becomes an ache. His breeches stretch against his growing erection. All thoughts of pacing himself vanish and as if possessed by the taste of her arousal, the sounds of her pleasure, he works her faster. One of her legs begins to tremble. Her moans devolve into desperate pants, between which she whimpers his given name like a prayer.
"Jago. Oh, Jago. Jago ple-"
Her voice suddenly dies. Jago glances up to see Konrad Curze with his mouth locked around her lips. The kiss is rough, hungry. The grip he has around her wrists tightens even further as he drags her up and towards him. Jago can see the muscles of her jaw working hard, no doubt trying desperately to keep the Primarch from breaking her mandible. That thought punches a hole through the haze of Jago's own hunger. Just in time for him to see the Night Haunter grab her by the face, break his violent kiss and clamp his canines down on the side of her neck.
It's as if a switch had been flicked in Jago's head. Just like that, his arousal is killed. The haze turns from one of desire to one of blinding red rage. His woman is not unfamiliar with the odd neck-bite: occasionally, and if the moments suits, it is something that he himself will endulge in. But never so abruptly as that. And never ever that hard. For if her skin were to break, she could die.
But Konrad is not thinking about that. He's not thinking at all.
Fucking bastard!
Moving with a speed that should be impossible for a being of his size, Jago shoots to his feet and slams his fist into the Night Haunter's face. He aims for the nose. Hears bone and cartilage crumple beneath his knuckles. Konrad roars in pain and surprise. Droplets of blood fly from the tips of his teeth. Jago recognises its scent as belonging to her. The red haze gets redder. He hits the Primarch again, this time in the solar plexus. Konrad keels over, dropping to his knees as his roar becomes a wheeze. One hand clutches at his torso. The other tries to stem the blood gushing from his nose. Jago would keep beating him. Keep going until he stops moving. Stops breathing. But when the Primarch fell, she had too. Legs giving out from a mixture of pain, shock and residual stimulation. So, as Konrad drops to his knees, Jago catches his woman. Effortlessly cradling her in one arm while the other shoots out straight into a defensive posture. Fury burns behind Konrad's black eyes. He looks at Jago like he might want to kill him. Silently, Jago urges him to try.
"What... " Konrad croaks, voice contorted by his lost breath and broken nose. "The fuck... do you think you're doing?"
"I warned you, Curze" Jago snarls back. "She is not a toy to be broken- she is my love."
Konrad splutters out a laugh. "Love?" he spits the word out, along with a mouthful of blood and saliva. "Love, Sevetar? Is that seriously what you just said to me?"
Jago doesn't hesitate. "It is."
"What the fu-"
"I was against this whole thing, you know," Jago interrupts. "We both were. Right from the fucking start. The only reason we agreed was because you're our Primarch. My Primarch." Hugging his woman closer to his chest, Jago bares his teeth at the Night Haunter. "But now? I do not care. Never again, Konrad. Never will you come close to her again."
Konrad Curze narrows his eyes until they're little more than slits. Slowly, he gets to his feet. Even hunched over his aching torso, he stands several feet taller than Jago. His expression is one of pure, unadulterated rage. "I could have you killed for this," he whispers. "I could flay her alive and make you watch."
Jago glares up at his gene father. "You so much as touch a hair on her head, and I'll beat you worse than Vulkan did on Istavaan."
Konrad is stunned into silence. Not merely at Jago's threat, but the absolutely certainty with which he'd said it. Several times, his mouth opens and closes as he tries to find a way to retort. But, in the end, all he manages is a wordless hiss. Then, he retreats, leaving Jago and his woman alone in their shared quarters once more. Jago can feel her shaking against him. Her mouth is set with defiance, but he can see the tears in her eyes. When he is certain Konrad is gone, he drops onto one knee and offers to put her down. She responds by putting her arms around his neck and clinging on tight. Jago's hearts falter. His remaining fury at Curze is quickly stamped out. "How badly are you hurt?" he asks softly.
Wiping her eyes, she manages a meek smile. "I'm fine. He only scratched me." As if to prove it, she shows Jago her neck. Indeed, the only evidence of Konrad's attack is a shallow, intermittently bleeding gash. But even so, Jago is not so easily put at ease. "I'm sorry," he mutters. "I knew he was unstable, that he might hurt you. I never should've let him anywhere near you."
Gently, she touches Jago's cheek with one hand. It fills Jago with a different kind of warmth. "It's not your fault," she says. "I agreed to it too, remember?"
Jago scowls. Not at her, obviously. But rather, at himself. For not denying Konrad outright. For letting things get as far as they did. He should've seen what was coming the moment he saw that smile on Curze's face. When he saw how tight he was holding her-
"Jago?"
He blinks. "What?"
She smiles at him again. "I can see you tying yourself in knots over it. Please try not to. It's not worth it. He's not worth it. And I, for one, am not going to loose any sleep over it. "
"You are certain?" Jago asks.
"As long as I'm sleeping next to you, then yes. I absolutely am."
Jago finds himself returning her smile. Compared to her's, it's an ugly thing. A mess of chapped lips and contorted scars. But that's never seemed to bother her. She's even said she finds it attractive. Jago doesn't understand why- truthfully, he doesn't understand why she finds anything about him attractive. But he's not about to question her either. If he were, she might just realise her folly and leave him: something that Jago is certain would kill him.
"Alright," he says.
Once more, he goes to set her down.
"What do you think you're doing?
Jago pauses. "What?"
Slowly, seductively, she runs a hand down his front until her fingertips brush his groin. "I can feel you through your breeches," she says sweetly. "And I never got to finish, either."
Despite the flash of desire he feels at her touch, Jago shakes his head. "I'll not ask that of you now. Not after what just happened."
Her answer is a sultry smile. "Jago. You cannot do something as sexy as punching the Night Haunter to protect me, then leave me out to dry."
Jago's eyes widen in surprise. She gives him a little wink, pursing those full lips of hers in invitation. He accepts it. Lifting her to his level and kissing her passionately.
"Alright, my little bird," he says when they eventually pull away. "Have it your way."
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Redownloaded crk yesterday and wanted to goof today :D
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AU where Mostro Lounge launches it as an official sporting event, because Azul smelled the business opportunity (featuring @raven-at-the-writing-desk's Miss Raven with Jade)
(Continuation of the book 4 mystery)
Bonus of the nefarious opportunistic octopus:
#twisted wonderland#twst#my art#floyd leech#jade leech#azul ashengrotto#twst yuu#twst mc#oc#shiokawa mayu#floyd leech x yuu#floydmayu#ace and deuce bet on different players just to cover their bases#you can guess who picks who#grims on the shore with them#go go yuu go get that prize money#you have 1 cat mouth at home to feed#im trying so hard to resist pulling for mermaid fin floyd#bc jamils bday is coming up soon#i dont pull floyd normally but that groovy is so good#i put 1 ten pull in and got 3 jamils in it so im like#alright ALRIGHT ill stop#hes mad at me...
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palate cleansers
#one of my earlier artworks#january 2024#geto suguru#poor baby#i just wanted to give him good things to eat#yes that includes gojo#alternative caption: things geto likes to put in his mouth#ieri shoko#nanami kento#haibara yu#gojo satoru#satosugu#jjk
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i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth
#laius thorden#laios touden#kabru#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#my art#Linktoo art#labru#narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway#the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me#its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations#just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him#the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him#hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process#meanwhile#laius is just autistic
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queen of diamonds, upright + reversed 💎
I've redone this like eighty times, I have to just be done with it now and stop staring at all my mistakes oh no 🫠
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers#coming in well after the fact but that's what happens when the art doesn't cooperate#and i just HAD to draw something for vil's ob (re-ob?) because i loved it so much#legit put my hand over my mouth and went “oh!” when i realized what was happening#i thought it was just going to be an idia thing because. y'know. closing out his character arc from episode 6 and all#so this was like. oh! oh we're going to get ALL the inky boys!!!!!#i wonder if this is why we got a malleus flashback so early...#not to mention everyone's dreams?!#i am braced for 90% of the dreams to be kind of jokey/inconsequential because we have SO many characters to get through#and most of the time will probably be spent on our lads (literally) dropkicking their emotional problems#but i am excited to see everyone regardless!#and also kind of terrified! what on EARTH will floyd be dreaming about. do i want to know.#i do but do i want to.#man. they're probably not going to get back to it but i do wonder what silver's dream was#what was he doing when he was like 'wait a minute' and noped right out of there#lilia: here silver i made dinner :)#silver: oh boy this looks great! ...YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD#ouuuagh i'm still deep in the blotsauce guys and i'm loving it#come make snowangels in the ink with me it's great
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quick draw and trigonometry
#SMILES grins#this took me forever to draw.... i mean i started it yesterday but anyway#puts a protractor up to my screen where am i#wanted to do an engie-centric drawing for once#doodles#tf2#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#anyone that knows what inspired this gets a kiss on the mouth btw. or something
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some quick jjk eye paintings
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#megumi fushiguro#yuji itadori#nobara kugisaki#yuta okkotsu#gojo satoru#geto suguru#ryoumen sukuna#fanart#jjk fanart#tagging everyone feels like it took longer than the actual painting my god#i believe ive gone on record waxing poetic about how i love lower eyelids and how i could paint them fr hours#so i put my money where my mouth is and thats what i did today . self care :)#i had a cool idea fr gojo where i wanted to do like an abberated effect to show 2 extra sets of eyes#but god it looked cluttered and awful no matter what layer mode i put it on sdgdgjsdg#settled fr chromatic abberation on th irises :')#quickish painting but i am ! happy !#very proud also of the different eye shapes i ws able to achieve while keeping them consistently sized#was worried abt geto there fr a sec#but tbh he turned out to be one of my favs ????? surprised myself#anyway this is my love letter to eye skin <3 i love u lower eyelid folds mwah <3
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Drew widgets for my phone
#putting them in my mouth#gnashing my teeth#my art#art#cotl#cult of the lamb#narinder#the one who waits#narilamb#cotl toww#cotl leshy#cotl heket#cotl kallamar#cotl shamura#cult of the lamb leshy#cult of the lamb heket#cult of the lamb kallamar#cult of the lamb shamura#cotl lambert#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb lambert#cult of the lamb haro#cotl haro#Leshy#lambert#heket#kallamar#shamura#long post#? is it? I suppose it’s quite long
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#the thing 1982#the thing#The Thing IS THE 🐐#If yall haven't seen it you NEED to right now#mouthwashing#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims#scifi#horror#horror media#I don't think among us counts but my friend told me to put it here
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IVE DONE IT!! (not exactly sure what it is in this situation but it sure is done)
Rumble n Frenzy would bully screamer any chance they get
Soundwave on the other hand needs payed vacation because that man has to put up with so much crap
#seekers have talons and I will not change my mind on this#I was one of th people cheering on SW in Skybound because honestly he deserves to snap#as a little treat to himself#decepticons#cassetticons#transformers#transformers g1#transformers idw#i ship soundstar in an old toxic married couple kind of way#rumble and frenzy#with cassettes like you who needs autobots#I still have absolutely no clue how to tag for the TF fandom yet#art#my art#fanart#animation#animatic#I never know what these count as#my dumbass had to search up how to spell chauffeur correctly 3 times while making this#sorry to all of my followers that know nothing about Transformers#decepticons are my toxic found family and I hold them like precious stones#I also put them in my mouth and crunch them like precious stones
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This guy fucks hard I know it
#united healthcare#I need him to stay safe and write novels because his attention to detail makes my mouth drop every time#If your man isn't planning dates like this man kills CEO's you need more#brian thompson#An animal had to get put down#luigi mangione
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