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Disney peaked when they wrote it's going down for descendants 2
#Let's go#bring it on#better give us what we want. it's the wand for the crown#if you don't it's going down. let's go#make your move#peace or war is up to you. give it up and do it now#if you don't it's going down. we want the wand or else the king is gone.#your time is ruuuuuning out#you should better watch your mouth. let's go#pound for pound#who's prepared to stand up now?#put your swords up#put em up#it's going down.#silver speaks#txt#txt post
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You can’t tell me that Ryunosuke was mentally okay after having to spend nearly two months in the room where his best friend died after desperately having to prove that he wasn’t the one who did it. He felt like he had to pick up his dead friends dreams and belongings because it would be suck a waste for them to be abandoned. He took on a whole career that he explicitly stated terrified him because he couldn’t stand letting Kazuma or Susato down.
Anyway there’s some psychological horror to being trapped in the room where someone you loved died just feet away from where you were sleeping for weeks and weeks with the only thing to occupy your mind being relentlessly studying to replace him.
The only picture he had of Kazuma was the crime scene photo staged to look like he was implicating him for the crime and he wouldn’t be able to just throw it away.
You just cannot tell me this guy didn’t suffer some amount of psychological distress and constant nightmares on the way to Great Britain.
#I just think 1-2 is the kind of thing that would permanently alter a guys brain chemistry in a not good way#that’s the kind of thing that haunts you for years even after you find out your bestie never died#sometimes I look at plot events that get kinda glossed over and realize ‘that’s fucked up… that’s trauma…’#that’s the kind of thing that would put him off eating chicken and give him sleep problems for a long time#tgaa#tgaa spoilers#the great ace attorney#ryunosuke naruhodo#good thing he has a sword to project Kazumas presence onto#that’s certainly a coping mechanism all right
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The biggest piece of evidence that the vikings were all idiots is that over the course of the entire series every single person decided to fight Hiccup head on, with sword n all, except the Romans, who looked at this like 4 foot 7 less than 50 pound child and did the reasonable thing of just
picking him up
#literally like#just scoop him up#whats he gonna do‚ stab you?#Cami would‚ but Hiccup wouldn't ‚ and thats how you win#fighting him directly is a bad idea#Alvin would've won if he'd just put the sword down and grabbed him but No#anyways#httyd#httyd books#httyd book series#httyd book fandom#how to train your dragon#book hiccup#how to train your dragon books
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projecting all my issues onto one guy (he has insomnia and smokes about it)

also projecting how it'd be nice to have a dedicated someone to wrestle an insomniac to sleep
(it's zoro, on his captain's orders. no other reason nnope)
#this is part of a fic that makes a ruckus in my head when i can't sleep#zoro [permanently sleepy and napping] x sanji [can't sleep and anxiously overenergized]#they're in love your honor#my art#one piece fanart#sanzo#sketch#its is unfortunately entirely unlikely that i will ever render or clean up anything#zosan#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#i put zoro's swords on the wrong side hsbhsjdk
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Bernard is the one who handles the spiders. Tim can handle many things, but spiders is not one of them
He can’t handle them *well.*
He, of course, protests this statement. C4 and swords stolen from his brother are perfectly acceptable solutions, Bernard
#tim drake#bernard dowd#I’m totally picturing a Bernard that doesn’t yet know their identities#he just sees Tim show up with a sword in one hand and c4 in the other#where’d you get that? he asks#Tim: I borrowed it from damian and Jason#Bernard:#Bernard: yeah okay#Tim accidentally mentions something about the council of spiders#Bernard: I don’t think spiders have a council#oh just you wait Bernie boy#Tim’s going to give your little conspiracy theory heart everything it could ever desire#now I want bernard to find out pretty much everything especially the league of assassins and Ra’s al ghul#but then come to the absolutely wrong-est conclusions possible#Ra’s would have a conniption#Tim would think it was hilarious#Bruce would ask Tim to please stop antagonizing the league of assassins#Tim would flip him off but Bruce put in his token protest so he’s done his duty#Jason would volunteer his services in the continuing antagonizatikn efforts#Steph would be watching all of this with popcorn#sorry I got way off track#I too do not care for spiders and feel like explosions are a valid strategy
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making a collection
making another collection with a threatening aura
#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo#HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn.#luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!!#what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there#FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :(#one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend#usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase#nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls#i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki#luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg#cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy#zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over#zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn#komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom#luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk#it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also#was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up???#'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!'#flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe#zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her#that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme#fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems#foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests#now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby#the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies#kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs
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summerslam😭😭😭



Not even words can express my undying WRATH…

And absolute RELIEF!
#wwe#wwe summerslam#summerslam#cm punk#drew mcintyre#roman reigns#gunther#liv morgan#dominik mysterio#watch out Drew I’ll put a sword through your goddamn heart#And I’m killing Liv and Dom#But my bro's pink trunks were eating it up
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So I was playing Echoes of Wisdom, very fun game.
But ya know what? I really wanna play as Link.............

SCREW IT LINK TIME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH-
Honestly makes the game harder in a fun way, I gotta use the my Wisdom to figure out how to get around now-
#Honestly having more fun now XD#I think it's the idea of the game being Link time#This glitch it kinda hard#I think the hardest part of the timing for the last part#So you have to click a button and I kept going too fast#How to glitch first make sure to make a save while you are Link#You CANNOT save after this point or you'll mess it up The game will auto save for you#Go through prolog and get the sword of might#Go to Kakoriko village and go to the north east next to the woods that fade out and stuff#Put a sign down z target and before you fade out press the A to read it#You are trying to be stuck between the trees#When you exit out of reading the sign press the Plus you also need your menu to be on the save and load#you should be able to press it before you fade out#You will know if you did it right because the menu looks screwy and you can see the map on the bottom right#You cannot see but you need to get a monster to kill Zelda use the map and sounds#After shes dead when the “Game over” screne pops up press “Load” before the “Try again” appears#You should have 2 menus over lapping now#Go to your link save and press the try again (just press up)#When the screne is dark press up then Say like “Missisippi” then click the A BEFORE the loading thing at the bottom appears#There you go LINK TIME#Do it before they patch it out#Have fun stabbing things as link#zelda#legend of zelda#echoes of wisdom#link#play as link glitch
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I've been wondering this for a while but
(and yes, I'm not considering the actual normal characters such as xie lian's mom and dad or anyone else. That just wouldn't be fun)
#my vote is pei ming#if you excuse his womanizing and generalky being a hoe#he's pretty normal#SPOILERS FROM HERE!!#In the kiln mountain fight this guy didn't do self sacrifice for his pride but apologized to the sword guy to team up#and for me that's way more of a normal people thing than anything else#feel free to put up your own arguments in tags#i have made way too many points myself for literally everyone here#mxtx tgcf#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#yin yu#ling wen#pei ming#lang qianqiu#shi qingxuan#yushi huang#mu qing#feng xin#tian guan ci fu
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Sword from Phighting needs a kiss! 💋
Requested by Anonymous
#sword phighting#your fave needs a kiss#phighting#ill but honest anon#your ask said just the words “sword phighing”#and I didnt realize it was a character name#i thought you were just saying “sword fighting” with a funny spelling#and nearly deleted the ask#before deciding to search it up#and finding absolutely nothing#then put the word “from” inbetween#and realized that it was indeed a character#so I nearly tossed this request because I assumed it was just random
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ALRIGHT HERE IT IS, THE RAPIER/DUNMESHI POST
okay here it is motherfuckers, the convergence of my current special interests, the itch I have been trying not to scratch for weeks:
WHICH HISTORICAL RAPIER MANUAL YOU SHOULD PICK UP BASED ON YOUR DUNMESHI FAVE
(also as a note, all texts are available free on the link provided, scroll down and you'll see a bit that looks something like this, expand it for the book
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Senshi/Kabru: do you prefer a thoughtful approach? do you want comprehensible instructions laid down by somebody whose passion is tempered by their experience and wisdom? Do you want a solid bedrock of fundamentals which are fertile ground for growth, experimentation and expression because the core never fails? Do you want to get swords correct?
YOU SHOULD READ: Scienza d'Arme by Salvator Fabris


Laios/Marcille: do you covet power and knowledge that others fear? Are you endlessly fascinated by the world around you? Is your very favourite thing either talking for hours about your special interest OR listening to somebody else doing that? Don't you sometimes wish all this could converge and you could kill God with the power of autism alone? Do you, uh ... how do you feel about this picture? Does it arouse emotions?
YOU SHOULD READ: Academie de l'Espée by Gérard Thibault d'Anvers
finally:


Thistle/Izutsumi:
Do you have two overpowering urges:
Murder
Serve cunt
YOU SHOULD READ: Les Vrais Principes de l'Espée Seule by Philibert de la Touche
Thank you for your time and I'm so sorry.
#dungeon meshi#HEMA#rapier#YES I KNOW DE LA TOUCHE IS MORE SIDE SWORD IT'S STILL APPLICABLE#NOBODY YELLS AT TAMSYN MUIR THAT NOBODY IN TLT IS ACTUALLY USING A RAPIER IT'S ALL SIDE SWORD OK LET ME HAVE THIS#also put your hand up in a thibault girl who must admit that fabris is really useful to have around#but really thibault is where it's at#autism be damned my boy can kill
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i swear there is context for this
but i edited it out bcuz just this image is SENDING ME
#itll make sense when its finished i swear#make up your own context and put it in tags PLEASE#meta knight#sword knight#blade knight#wip#borbdoodles
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#ryuuji suguro#rin okumura#ryuji suguro#ao no exorcist#blue exorcist#suguro ryuji#suguro ryuuji#bon suguro#manga ryuuji#chapter 32#ryuuji once again showing why he's at the top of the cool list under shirou#keeping eye contact so the statement gives the full impact#i believe in you and i'm backing my words up while you have been actively failing to draw your sword because I *know* you can do it#and i will put my money where my mouth is and make sure you can't miss what i'm saying and showing#because even when he's forced to sit in one spot ryuuji will not stand by#and we finally get to see it click in rin's brain
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this is definitely not what they intended when they said "the name link is engraved on [the sword]" but this video put the image directly into my head and i cannot stop thinking about it lsfkdjlf
#* intermission / ooc.#(this isn't his actual sword it's the joke image taken directly from the video)#(sorry. naka.mura yu.ichi + zel.da show up in my feed and it is a must click for me)#it's at once a hilarious and heartwarming little tidbit#like. aegis my guy. did you just. like your sword enough to do that?#i guarantee you there's only one sword of might around nobody's going to confuse it for someone else's sldkfjl#so cute....and on the other hand! if the name wasn't put there by aegis himself#then lue.berry went ahead and. did that for him. which is another level of cute i'm so Soft about#i'm so glad aegis has lue.berry in his corner what the hell :sob:#* shield of might / study.#< I GUESS?? FLSKDJ#eow spoilers /#< for the video since it's a gameplay one!
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Day 16: Upon My Honor
(Josephine Montilyet x Semiha Silva-Adaar)
Josephine is engaged. It breaks Semiha Silva-Adaar’s heart to know that Josephine’s family would marry her off to someone she hasn’t ever met, but it isn’t unexpected. What is unexpected, however, is the idea that a duel with an Antivan Lord could wrestle Josephine’s heart back into the hands of the Qunari that loves her.
Written for the @loveofdragonage event!
Read on Archive of Our Own Here!
#Love of DA 2025#Femslash February 2025#original content#dragon age#ao3#dragon age inquisition#josephine montilyet#josephine x inquisitor#semiha adaar#da inquisitor#Adorno Ciel Otranto#SWORD FIGHTING LESBIAN TIME LET'S GOOOOOOOO#Semiha my beloved girl#I'm sorry I put you through so much but you can have a W every once in a while#you deserve it bbg#I really like the time passing in this fic#because like#it's not a short trip to Val Royeaux#and arranging to square up with an Antivan noble (without your girlfriend finding out) takes some time#Semiha has some great commitment to the bit#I hope y'all enjoy!!!#This was a fun one
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OKAY FUCK JESUS adding the 2 key, w key and caps lock to the long list of keys that have spontaneously decided to shit themselves GOD. t key is on its way out and so is the s key by the looks of things check this out:
456780 quick brn fx jump vr lazy g (1234567890 the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog)
the top one is if we dont use any of our keybind shortcuts (<- PAIN IN THE ASS TO RE-ADJUST TO). 1, 2, 3, 9, w, e, t, o, s, d, h, both volume buttons, both brightness keys, screenshare key, enter key?? backspace??? jfc...
#[three of swords]#okay. it is a little amusing because the current theory we have is that the keys are breaking when we use that key too much#which is why our 3 key is dead with all our ''<3 :3'' bs#''voli what have you been using your 2 key for so often recently?'' lol and lmao <22#we need to buy a new laptop it's getting increasingly unbearable. the charger is broken. the keys are breaking. its slowing down a ton.#its been a few years with this thing it served us well since 2021 but its mcfucking dying man we've put this off long enough#asking to buy a new laptop though is. not something ANY of us are looking forward to...#aaaaaa. /aaaaaa./#we deserve good things! even if we're not productive! even if we feel like we're not doing enough! even if we feel we're not worth it!#its okay for us to want to have things that make our life easier and better without needing to earn them! we deserve good things!#aaaaaaaa!!!#okay! lets look up laptops i guess fuck this!! god i hate it here!!#🍂#<- blurring. co fronting. with others. whatever
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