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Zosan fic idea that I need to get outta my system!!

- The Sanji Buddy Rota -

its finally zoros turn on the "help sanji thru (sic!) family dinner" rota. not sanjis first second and third choice, in fact he's always skipped him on his turns and no one ever complained, but turns out Zoro’s perfectly good at it, neither too charming nor too abrasive

some snippets

(it happened on a drunk late night, after sanji had finally opened up abt it "we're gonna beat them up" luffy said gravely, "YES" a few yelled, punching the air, as zoro,who sanji had thought was asleep, grumbled "I'll fillet the bodies enough so no one can find them" "you dont even know what that means" "course i do! it means cutting them up, das enough-" "no, you baboon, dicing is the better way" "more meat!"

"STOP" namis fist rattled the glasses of varying content. "that will create more problems than it solves. what we need is a buddy system. a sanji rota, like a chore chart that strikes 3 for one of us each time. he's never going there alone again" the crew hummed (or cheered) in varying degrees of agreeableness "that way we can figure out their weaknesses when we finally off them, perhaps some libel will suffice" she checks her nails with a huff, then smirks "and eat and steal what those rich assholes dont appreciate. you dont mind, right?" "nami, dear, your mind amazes me, i could never oppose anything that blossoms from it")

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(no one else has time or strength left. but he'll never agree to it, right? or just make fun of him, or mess up.

"just ask him, man." Usopp groans.

when zoro just says, "sure when?" he says it without any delay and uncertainty, like sanji simply asked him to breathe, or for his heart to beat, or, well, for him to beat someone up for sanji.

noted.)

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projecting all my issues onto one guy (he has insomnia and smokes about it)

also projecting how it'd be nice to have a dedicated someone to wrestle an insomniac to sleep

(it's zoro, on his captain's orders. no other reason nnope)

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(un)happy late Valentines