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Just saw Saltburn.
Emerald Fennell is a freak just like us.
#it lost me a bit in the third act but WOW#I have to parse so many of my reactions to this movie#this movie does for bathtub drains what Call Me By Your Name did for peaches and I think that’s beautiful#anything is an asshole if you try hard enough#I don’t think Barry Keoghan will get and Oscar for this but he’ll get one someday#he’s MESMERIZING#anyway#if this woman isn’t an active Tumblr user I’ll eat my shoe#she makes movies like she knows what the omegaverse is#put the gays in situations
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seeing a long text post that begins with "eddie" and scrolling down to cheat with the tags because it's like, what if that's not about MY eddie. is it 9-1-1 eddie. is it stranger things eddie. is it IT chapters one and two eddie. is it monsterfucker venom eddie. like, what eddie are we putting into gay little situations today.
#if your fandom has a guy named eddie then he has to be put in gay little situations#those are the rules
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one piece x community because i've been watching community lately
#one piece#community series#deeco art#luffy#uta#sanji#nami#roronoa zoro#usopp#bon clay#zosan#lawlu if you squint really hard#i've considered iva to be in the Gay Marriage one but i think bon clay looks more similar to dean than iva#plus its an excuse for me to draw bon clay so#these aren't meant to be 1:1 character counterparts btw i just put the op characters in situations where i think they fit the best
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"the creator said in a reddit thread -" "the official twitter account posted that -" "the actors confirmed in a livestream that -"
i don't care and that's not real to me. put it in the text.
#for fun stuff like 'this character's favorite food is meatballs' im like cool but for worldbuilding and stuff? nah#i do understand some nuance with writers or w/e who were held back by corporate teams on confirming a character is gay or something#and wanting to talk about their hopes and intentions#but this is rly about the opposite with creative teams wanting the points for diversity or plot choices#or world building without putting it in the actual story#esp if its bc they just didn't want to piss off bigots or can't write well#sw giving backstory on the sith fleet situation in a TWEET will always be infamous to me#not st#doctor's log
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ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story
#you know. the one with the pendulum#'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this'#'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!'#'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you'#like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine#it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences.#but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification#and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs#when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck.#you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck.#and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters!#and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that#anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately#it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel#which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about.#but we'll have to do our best with what we have#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#talking#aspec#asexual#asexuality
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thinking about fox getting his first poll card after the vode get citizenship. the guard scattered after sithsplosion day, but he and a score or so that were functionally useless without each other, like nervous space greyhounds with military training, all ended up bundled together on some planet in the mid rim.
he’s been working on a book about his years at the senate. no one knows about it aside from thorn, who has been checking his basic, and advising him where he needs to wind the reveals back a little because libel. the rest of the time he does payroll for a number of small businesses, picking and choosing his hours, and delighting in sending invoices for his business: the shiny security fund, he’s called it, to continue the tradition in a more official manner.
(when they’d been on triple zero, the fund had been for rations. blankets. bacta. they’d conned credits from tourists and stolen them from senators and turned those credits into hope for the poor bastards shipped to the city that ate shinies before they could ever earn paint. these days, the fund was for whatever his guard wanted. aside from a pony. fox couldn’t figure out where hound would keep the pony.)
the book had been born from two lists. one was the blackmail and gossip the guard had collected during their stint on coruscant; that was where thorn needed to check for dangers, but since most of those senators had died in sith-related incidents, or had been jailed when the media got hold of their dealings, all fox was doing was providing context.
the other part of the book was fox’s List. thire sometimes called it a manifesto, because he had been studying for his degree and liked to show off occasionally. the list was a suggestion of changes to the republic, some small, some large. it was a silly fancy of fox’s, as the whole book was, but if he couldn’t indulge himself in his own karkin’ book then they might as well have punted him off the high levels back on coruscant.
yet for all that he’d settled—and paid taxes, even—fox hadn’t felt part of the citizenship of the planet. then the poll card had arrived. and suddenly he mattered in a tangible way. just like the bothan baker next door did. just like the twi’lek downstairs, the one with the noisy kriffin’ speeder, did.
thorn found fox in the kitchen, still staring at the scrap of card. he rapped his knuckles on the doorframe.
“you okay there, chief?” he asked. he’d been trying out alternatives to ‘sir’. “noise complaint again?”
fox shook his head. he didn’t look up. “voting thing. there’s an election.”
“oh! yeah, we got ours yesterday. are you— what’s that face you’re making. i don’t think i like it.”
fox raised his head and gleamed his smile at thorn, who backed away slightly, one hand drifting to where a blaster once hung. fox’s eyes felt very wide. he jabbed the poll card like a vibroknife.
“do you know what this means?”
“democracy comes in two postal batches?”
“no! well, yes, apparently, and that’s inefficient, but— no!” fox jabbed the card again. “this means i am a citizen and i am about to make that a senator’s problem. where’s my manifes— list, thorn? it’s time for an update.”
#fox supports democracy if it means his representative can be cornered into intense conversations#he’s not going to enjoy the gatekeeping#but that’s what his series of essays are about#fox is out here writing the gossip girl version of the supercommando codex#fox makes so much money and when the assassins start coming for him he immediately starts on the sequel#gay space pirates trading copies of his meditations#deepcut black sails reference for you; hondo ohnaka had a hand printed copy#sorry thorn#commander fox#coruscant guard#rook writes things#putting my blorbo in situations#star wars#the clone wars
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fanart i drew of chilchuck dying in a glue trap
#this gay little monkey makes me have an insatiable need to bully the hell out of him#put him in a blender#put him in situations#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi chilchuck#chilchuck#chilchuk tims#dunmeshi
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Trigun body horror week Day 4 - Heart
Last Supper.
Take, eat; this is my body.
Drink all of it; for this is my blood, poured out for many unto remission of sins.
Under the cut another lil version of this drawing :3
It's useless to kiss it, my love.
It already stopped the moment you died.
#trigunbodyhorrorweek#trigun#trigun maximum#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#i'm a simple person#i see heart prompts and i have to put my favourite ship in situations#i just#love tragic gays so much#it's my toxic trait#chronart
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fiddauthor galore featuring: another pmmm crossover, me getting the hang of drawing that wonky man (fiddleford), and a wip
the last one is a very obscure entirely italian reference but if you get it. i will give you a little kiss 😋 little hint: its a music video. you know this song. your dad loves it. there's the word gravity in it thats why i chose it
#fiddauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#gravity falls#the book of bill#tbob#my art#fanart#girl i didnt have drawing fiddauthor thangs in my bingo card what a weird turn of events#my thoughts on fiddauthor: in my head it makes sense if you headcanon both as very very very repressed gay men#college fling to long distance telephone calls every now and then to ehy im marrying someone to ehy i had a son to ehy do you wanna help me#once again gay situationships are the downfall of entire lives. wow#if you put it that way the blind eye society and the whole bill thing gain double the sour taste because now it was all about heartbreak#tragic#anyway i dont particularly root for them i just enjoy putting them into situations#and my flu is healing 😛
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learning some new things in mordhaus tonight
#do you think they ever explored each other's bodies.png#coughing wheezing idk. have whatever this is#i started this over a month ago skull emoji#mtl#metalocalypse#pickles the drummer#nathan explosion#nickles#omgg nickles content nickles content#skrunkart#metalocalypse fanart#mtl fanart#yk how it is#sorry i love putting blorbos in the exact same flavor of situation (accidental gay self-incrimination?) and i will do it again. lol. also#this comic is actually deeply improbable because the use of mommy suggests it takes place after aotd and thus after they'd learned to value#like. the lives of others. so they wouldnt be so flippant about the dead klokateers. BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT TIL TODAY SO FUCK IT.WHATEVE
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early seasons spn homophobia is actually so crazy because they literally do not look gay. hamfisted gay jokes when the characters look straight as hell. "you look the type" they literally don't. is the thing
#spn#there just truly was something in the waters of 2005-2008 in general. everybody just ITCHING to make gay jokes#even if there was really no actual foundational set up for it.#i'm rewatching himym right now which is. well it's many things but it IS interesting. to see#and there are SO many gay jokes that like. don't even make sense???? they're so forced.#like why are y'all so desperate to mention gayness even when it doesn't even suit the situation to make that joke.....#like you didn't need to do all that. you didn't need to even mention it. but you went out of your way to make a little gay joke#wish i could write some sort of thesis on the flirtation society had with gayness in 2005-2008 like. omg i don't even KNOW how to sum it up#obsession with gayness but still have to put on the front of it being Not Desirable but still can't help but mention it at every opportunit#like kids pulling on each other's hair and calling each other names in an effort to get attention#but that was mainstream society + culture @ the concept of being gay
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"your ship will never be canon give up"
bro if they make sun/eclipse canon im ripping my house apart dont they DARE touch my otp
all my shit will never be canon and it should STAY like that
#birdcage rambles#sun and moon show#sams#the sun and moon show#tsams#eclipse x sun#sun x eclipse#i dont trust them man#im possessive over my ships#leave that shit to be fanon#i fucking beg#can they not put them in strangely homoerotic situations? they absolutely can and its fuel to the fire#but dont make it canon man#(all very light hearted im just annoyed when ppl try and tell ppl to stop shipping things bc it ''wont be canon'')#(like pls. dont EVER become canon)#this isnt even considering that multiple would be just straight up abusive and i doubt theyd allow that#bleh shut the fuck up (directed at myself)#i need to keep writing my gay fics
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The inherent homoeroticism of 70s cop shows
#starsky and hutch#I'm back on my bullshit unfortunately#the number of scenes I could have used for this btw. Spoiled for choice is what I am#Also I now realize this show loved to do Starsky whump. They loved to put that man in a situation#Starsky gets a grievous gunshot wound and almost dies is the plot of two episodes.#The boots clip is from an episode where he gets injected with a chemical that will kill him in 24 hours if they don't get the antidote.#A day in the life amiright#sorry hutch if this looks gay to the viewers#mine
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cancer-free, upstanding citizen john kramer be like "wow the company of a straight person sounds great right now!"
#or something like that#idk john kramer really is a tough nut to crack#like why is he constantly putting gay people in saw traps#and then getting gay people to assist him with it#like do the best behaved gay people get murder permissions???#or it is like a “autism be damned my boy knows how to grill” situation?#“homosexuality be damned my apprentice knows how to kill”#saw#john kramer#jigsaw#amanda young#mark hoffman#lawrence gordon#saw movies#adam stanheight#daniel matthews#lynn denlon#peter strahm
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I truly believe that they really Could have built the future together 💔😭💔
#Big fan of putting my new D-16 and Orion Pax figures in gay little situations#tf one#transformers one#megop#tfone megop#ltigetscreative#follow me at fabylous_bots on insta
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^3^
(there’s a bonus drawing under the cut that i don’t like enough to put in its own post but i still think it’s cute lol)
fambily :]
#.png#mcytshipping#qsmpshipping#qsmp#qsmp missa#qsmp phil#pissa#< that’s still so funny#eyestrain#tried some fun stuff with the rendering how do we feel about this gamers#been needing an excuse to use some of the brushes i’ve made and properly test them#also missa’s hair situation is Truly getting out of hand someone help him#god am i gonna have to start putting the eyestrain tag on all my art#i’m sorry i just like neon okay#i feel like anyone that’s followed me for a long time probably knows that#anyways welcome back to me posting gay shit on main it’s been a while
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