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And his name is Lewis Pullman.
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Santa! I don’t want much…
I hope everyone is enjoying their Saturday✨
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Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.
When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"
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2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.
#epic the musical#epic spoilers#Itacha saga#penelope#Odysseus#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#Young odypen courting was filled with wacky nonsense basically canon confrimed#The line “....where we first met” implying that they first met under that specific olive tree#Which has to have some absolutely insane logistics that only odypen (and maybe Athena) could pull off#Odypen being 🥰 🤝 rat bastards in love#Option one odysseus Athena please please please helpppp me pen said she'd only marry me if I made a wedding bed out of this tree#Athena: once again I think you are praying to the wrong person but fuck it how do you think you're going to keep that tree alive#Odysseus: ....a large bucket?#Athena gimme a sec okay I need to go have ares bash my skull in before I watch something this stupid#Athena: checking in on penelope her chosen weaver only for her to be pulling her hair out#Penelope (to her cousins): why did I fucking say that! Beating fathers already an impossible challenge why did I say that#He's going to think I was making fun of him! He's not going to want to marry me now!#Helen: weren't you? Making fun of him?#Penelope: That's not the point!#clytemnestra: Hey he's digging the tree up and has the biggest bucket I've ever seen#Penelope: what?! Trips over every item in the room and gets tangled in her curtains blushing like crazy#Athena: ....it's been a while since I checked up on diomedes training. He'd never put me through this nonsense#Option 2#Helen's maybe a little nervous and wants to know more about who she has to potentially marry and penelope promises her she'll get rundown#Helen did not expect penelope to disappear but she probably should have....it'll probably be fine. Right?#Some kings penlope just straight up greets some she stays hidden and spies#Odysseus is the only one who catches her (he trains woth Athena in the olive Grove#She was not happy when odysseus nearly tripped onto her spear point face first when he saw the strange pretty girl)#And odysseus who's been king for a few years now knows every lady's face because he'll probably have to marry one of them someday
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Merry Christmas Jinbe is all the gift I need
#somebody put him under my tree now please#one piece#jinbe#first son of the sea jinbe#jimbei#jimbe#jinbei#straw hat pirates
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Christmas came early
#put him under the tree with nothing but that bow#brad marchand thirst power hour#brad marchand#boston bruins#oh captain my captain#I’m suddenly in the holiday spirit#channeling his inner Ullmark
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…. I think there may be a reason why he walks around without a mask-
Shitpost under cut thats inspired by a dream
#SIR WHY ARE YOU HOT#*puts him at gunpoint* YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR MAKING ME QUESTION MY GENDER#/j#sky cotl#sky ocs#my art#digital art#theron#dnd#also please stop wrestling that moose youre. about to get thrown into a tree#the two sides of theron: charisma+1000 and lacking a braincell
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If I was part of the MCU (Christmas Eve:3)
Natasha: have you seen Cat?
Wanda: no, I haven’t seen her all day.
Sam: huh, weird, me neither.
doorbell: *rings*
Yelena: I got it. *opens door*
Me, who has Bucky kidnapped and stuck in wrapping paper with a bow on his head: hi auntie Yelena:3
Yelena:
Yelena: come in, child. You are too small to be in the cold. You will freeze.
Bucky: wow thanks for the concern
Yelena: shush you are present you can’t talk
Nat: Catherine! What did you do?
Me: kidnap the lonely sad man what does it look like I did
#I just kinda#Put him under the tree#I brought him in a wagon btw#He’s going to spend Christmas with us whether he likes it or not#Sam thought it was great#So did clint#Wanda and Nat ganged up on me tho:(#I had to let him out of the wrapping paper#random#funny#if i was part of the mcu#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#if i was in the mcu#me in the mcu#my life in the mcu
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⚠️Under the oak tree spoiler from chapter 99⚠️
I catched up on the manhwa as I haven't been reading the updates for a while and BITCH THE SCREAM I LET OUT AT THIS SCENE
Ok, so, one thing you have to know is that I don't like Riftan. That man is nothing but a grown baby on steroids, and he has none of my respect. He's basically a self-centered asshole, and he seems no issue with bossing my girl Maxi around as long as he has his way.
So, as usual, Mr.Ego couldn't handle that his wife did something he didn't approve of, and like the manchild he is, he decided to use his pent up frustration to make his poor wife fucking MISERABLE.
Like DUDE. Even if the characters don't know about Maxi's backstory, it's clear as day that our girlie has issues. She finally tries opening up and standing up for herself, and this bitch, instead of helping the wife he "loves" so much, he just becomes one of her problems.
And no, I don't give a fuck how hot he looks like, a dick is a dick. Man, that guy gets a fucking meltdown whenever Maxi dares do do anything that he doesn't agree with.
Poor girl, how many times had she told Riftan that she doesn't want all the "princess treatment" and spoiling, and this fucker just DOESN'T LISTEN TO HER AT ALL. Then, obviously (:D) he gets mad that Maxi doesn't like something she stated she has no need for.
I get it, Maxi is quite fragile, especially compared to a knight, but that doesn't mean she's some helpless kid😭 every fucking character that spent time with Maxi starts noticing her development and that she's not the whiny spoiled rich kid they imagined her to be... EXCEPT FOR RIFTAN
He's supposed to be Maxi's biggest support, you know, being her HUSBAND and all, but noo, he'd have to make an effort to pull his head out of his ass, which seems to be a sacrifice he's not capable of making.
And Maxi, poor girl, she's trying SO hard to adjust to this man's whims and tantrum, but what's enough is enough. Any other woman who's been raised in a good environment would've left this man by now, but she thinks Riftan is hot stuff bc her dad was, somehow, even worse than this rat.
And THIS PART, THIS PART IN THE MANHWA
When she got mad I almost threw my phone across the room because GODDAMN FUCKING FINALLY GIRLLL
It was about damn time this ridiculous behaviour pissed you off. When I tell you I was READY for a good female-rage part to come... Which didn't, but whatever...
Being angry at people who treat you badly/abuse you is a part of recovery and I'm glad she's going forward 💕 I honestly love every character about this story...
EXPECT FOR RIFTAN. THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME LOVE YOU, ASSHOLE
I'm a bit shocked about him, actually. Cause he's supposed to be the love interest & as a reader I'm supposed to root for him and Maxi to get together and fall in love.... If only he wasn't such a rat, it'd be easy.
Too bad his development peaked when he was five (and have been declining ever since)
#under the oak tree#maximilian calypse#Fuck Riftan Calypse (derogatory)#riftan calypse#That guy is so unlovable I feel like he's a social experiment made by the author#“Let's see how many bad traits I can put into a bitch while simultaneously making the readers like him”#Maxi my queen you deserve so much better
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Someone: What do you wanna get for Christmas?
Me:
#journal entry ᝰ.ᐟ#he is all I want#do not perceive me I am feeling soft#someone put a bow on his head and put him under my Christmas Tree#Ik Christmas market dates with him would be so cute :((((((
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the day i got this thing compared to today is just a bit funny
#i know i got it A WHILE ago but i've only had the time to use it four times so. crazy difference considering that lol#see this is a ''new'' ''christmas present'' that will be put under the tree. so i need to use it only when my dad cant see me#my mom knows about it but my dad gets pissed when christmas ''doesnt look like it used to'' so we just. fake a bunch of presents lmao#yea christmas doesnt look like it used to bc my toys arent cheap plastic now and we dont make that much money-#anyways! i havent used this new brush to draw him yet it's sooooo fun#but my creative well has run INCREDIBLY dry with him so i dont really have any ideas :V tragic#i think i might actually take that wip i have and completely start over lining it#as cool as it looks in pixel art. i just really love this brush#and i just cant see myself doing super precise pixel art like this anymore... at least not BIG pixel art#that's one of the biggest drawings i've made TO DATE. no way in hell it's getting done on a new device 😭#so i think that will be my project for the next few days >:)#that and drawing more m&l stuff kjfhkg i've done sooooo many doodles of the final boss#i need to draw him playing balatro...#awa
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Penny for your thoughts, but I'm wondering if the upcoming Kuko angst is going to be related to him getting true mic'd. Like one of the first things he establishes way at the beginning the importance of making your own choices, and how he wonders if coming back to Nagoya when he did was right or not, but is the choice he made. But he didn't. And like immediately finding out he complains of being shrouded in doubt during "when six colors combine" drama track.
i like where your head’s at!!!!!! love it actually lmao!!!!!!
idk how to try and support your ideas without breaking down each and every verse lol, but i’ll try to keep it short. i think in this song preview, we listened to kuukou question everything he believes in, but as the song further and further progresses, we see him reassert his beliefs and give them focus, quite literally saying to never waver again. what set that off is the big question and i do think it’s linked to that very verse
the only time he’s ever mentioned such a sentiment is towards ichiro actually; ichiro always wavered in his heart and it’s the one thing kuukou could not stand about ichiro, so there’s potential it could be about ichiro
but this is a bat track lol and besides, ichiro and kuukou are very similar people. what he hates in ichiro could be actually reflective of something he hates in himself for a past choice we aren’t privy to, or even that very ‘choice’ to have left ikebukuro
as for it being bc of true hypnosis mic thought, i don’t see why it couldn’t be!!!! esp since kuukou himself didn’t sound very happy with the way he was called strong for breaking free out of the true hypnosis mic in the six colours track. if he needs maybe we’ll get some insight as to how kuukou broke out of the true hypnosis mic???
something that caught my eye while looking over the lyrics was that both he and hitoya have a similar verse about ‘illusions,’ hitoya plans to unravel its lies and kuukou’s is about how those illusions became reality. idk lol!!!!! that kinda sounds like a nod to the true hypnosis mic to me!!!! plus!!!! we had hitoya accompany ichiro, jakurai and gentaro’s block party mission to find out about the hypnosis mics, so that gives bat another connection to the hypnosis mic lore, as small as it is rn lol
on kuukou’s end, he true hypnosis mic had the power to strip away the value of choice. kuukou’s talked about how the hypnosis mic can change your fate in glory or dust and fate for kuukou is directly linked to choice. choice affects karma and depending on the karma you accumulated in life would affect how kuukou faces the buddha at the end of his life. so where does a choice like his actions the true hypnosis mic made him do fall under??? what’s that karma???? maybe it’s why kuukou’s thinking at some point in this song that his heart’s conviction isn’t enough, as evidenced by that verse ‘even when closed, with unwavering resolve in our hearts / this belief itself extinguishes like a flame,’ if his will had been strong enough in the first place, maybe he wouldn’t have succumbed to it is his thought process and that’s very harsh for kuukou to put onto himself lol
and lastly lol, about hirono-san uncharacteristically tweeting about kuukou it was def a hint lol 🤭 our first hint was hayama-san’s post and pic with bimi in may, the second was hirono-san’s kuukou bday tweet and the third was the fact kuukou’s sukajan was falling off the exact same way hirono-san liked to strip tease and then, hirono-san posting that very pic himself after the drop lol
#this is vee speaking#thedragonofbadasstemple#i put it under a read more bc it’s long but i promise this could have been longer LOL#i did my best to get to point to point reasonably but if i didn’t address something pls let me know lmao#like i’m pretty sure you could write an entire essay on this song and what it could mean to kuukou’s story lol#and i thank bimi for using buddhism to get it across 😭😭😭😭😭😭#if it’s linked to the true hypnosis mic i’m not sure what kuukou would be doing that we need to stop him from being so hard on himself tho#there is a death metaphor in the song with his sal trees verse i think is also indicative of the future plot of the dt#i’ll do a full breakdown of the preview and present the buddhism themes the song incorporated#so you can have as much context as possible lol#c: kuukou👑
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I was going to write this in the tags of your last post but i think it's important actually so I'm gonna send an ask
On a more serious note I'm actually kind of obsessed with psychoanalyzing Zoro specifically. Because he actually has some pretty big issues I think, mentally
He takes his self appointed job as protector of the crew very very seriously, and he's really hard on himself if he thinks he's failed in any way. I mean just look at him right after Little Garden, or how mad he is after losing his shadow on Thriller Bark.
So yeah there's nothing in that brain but swords and I fucking love that about him, he sure is sharpening them to an unhealthy degree isn't he. He's never strong enough, after all, to protect everyone.
I just,, really like combining silly ideas with serious ones, it's fun
GOD listen is 12:25 am but I just couldnt go to bed without at least STARTING to jot down my thoughts on this but like YEAH. for SURE. Zoro for all that he’s shown to be a pretty simple guy with a single-minded focus, has a LOT to chew on in terms of character depth and layers. There’s lots of fun contradictions to him too. He’s prideful and self-assured but also so often self-punishing, and he’s also someone who is fiercely independent and a free spirit, while having a habit of building his own identity around others (both his dreams are shared with others, they belong other people as much as they do to him and that’s a LOT to think about).
You may have actually caught me red handed here cause that ‘Journey to the Center of the Mind’ story concept maaaay be kind of something i’ve played around with for months now. I think I once tried to write out like a basic premise, but the only thing I really remember is is wanting Luffy to be the primary person to undergo the journey cause. if every Strawhat was present it’d feel less intimate, less personal, and I feel like Luffy would want to explore Zoro’s mind alone to preserve his privacy. Unaware that he’s the person Zoro has the most to hide from. I think the levels of Zoro’s willingness to put the Strawhat’s well being first has the potential to truly frighten him, if the visuals Zoro’s mind provides him are right.
#The idea I had written down is a little embarrassing to talk about too in depth tho dkfjd its silly#It’s a very vague rough draft at best and I dont have a lot of practice in writing. It’d definitely be too ambitious in execution for me#I just remember being very excited to use the wisteria symbol throughout the story… since Oda said it was like ‘his’ plant#I thought that maybe the reason Zoro was put into a situation where he NEEDED to be saved from his own mind could be#smth very mysterical and magical some unexplainable grandline phenomenon#I pictured a big wisteria tree that preys on human’s will#Zoro would lay down to nap under its shade unknowingly and it would quickly plant its roots right into his brain.#and slowly make it so he feels more and more emotionally fatigued until he can’t even bring himself to wake up#He’d have to be reinvigorated somehow#and maybe at first Luffy would think that the way to do that is by reminding him that he has to fight for the crew and his dream#(which is a reasonable assumption as that usually works)#and later realize that maybe what Zoro needs to be reminded of is that he needs to fight for HIMSELF.#Something that he hasn’t 100% done since he promised to Kuina their dream would be shared#ANYWHO. ITS ABOUT TO BE 1 AM NOW#I am not a night owl!!! Sorry for any typos and for the longass tags skfjsk#my post#ask#💚
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okay!!!!!! presents are wrapped and labeled, cards are signed, plan for the festivities is made!!!!!!!!!
i'm going to my sister's house first and then to my cousin's house for the traditional fish dinner (my grandmother made anisette spongeeeeeeeeee and i swear she didn't make enough because my cousins and i always devour that plate as soon as it's dessert time) i love christmas eve so much it's truly the best time in my family it's like the only time we all love each other lmao
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im going to bed
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heres a song i like goodnight
#......................#.............................................#..............................................................................#thats probably enough of a buffer.#last night i dreamed i was in the hollow below the tree that my body was in. when i woke up in the morgue all i wanted to do was curl up#my bones remember i think. even if i dont. sometimes i feel a phantom emptiness on my chest#like the arrows. like the knives.#its scary. its so scary.#im just a kid#will i remember it forever? how long will it haunt me?#people die all the time. people die and come back. people die and come back and they remember but it doesnt haunt them#i was trapped in death and i think thats... its not gone. maybe it is magically but i still feel it.#all i had for so many months was the vague knowledge that i was dead and this overwhelming sense of sharp coldness#my body remembers. i remember. how does anyone forget things like this? i dont want this. i dont want to remember.#i like it under my bed. ive put pillows and blankets down here. the vent that blows in cold air is here too so it feels comfy#and maybe it reminds me of being under the tree. and i dont know why but thats something im actually okay with#my body was under something for so long. the soil was cursed but i loved those woods. i miss the woods. my body hurts.#my mom is missing a leg and sometimes she talks about phantom pains. like her leg realizes it isnt there and screams#can you feel that way about a hole in your chest and your neck. can you feel that way about a tree above you.#can you feel that way about death#maybe i should get angry. but alone. so so alone so i dont hurt anyone.#i cant prove him right. because he was wrong and everything he ever said was wrong and he sucks and i hate him#im not like him.#im like gertie and my parents.#im so tired. im so tired. i want to sleep in dirt for a few more months. maybe sort myself out somewhere dark and quiet.
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