(separating this into its own post bc I need the validation of the radiostatic enjoyers)
Alastor absolutely believes that everyone else ALSO thinks that Vox is the most charming and attractive demon in hell, it's just an objective fact - just like how Vox is an annoying clout-chaser constantly trying to upgrade himself towards more and more validation
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Like imagine, for whatever reason, Vox is at the hotel and he's bitching about Valentino, and Alastor is nearby because he doesn't like or trust Vox alone in HIS hotel.
Vox: And then the fucker said that he only sleeps with 10s AND Vox! That absolute bitch, how DARE he?! After everything we've built!
Alastor, confused: The distinction makes sense. I fail to see how THIS is the thing you take fault with, considering everything else lacking in the moth.
Vox, mortally offended that his rival-crush ALSO thinks he's ugly and trying to pretend he doesn't care about it: uh, FUCK YOU?!
Alastor, now both confused and offended: If he included you in the scale, no one else would rate a 10? Although I suppose it is true about what they say about television rotting the brain, if your offense is taken at a rare show of consideration and NOT the publicized and continuous cheating. Ha ha!
Vox is so caught off guard that his screen immediately glitches, and it's not until he does a full system reboot that he can even RESPOND to what Alastor just said.
Alastor is making fun of his flimsy technology when Vox comes to.
Angel is cracking up in the background, watching this entire thing go down.
Vox has no idea where to go from here.
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Hii! Thoughts on purple pikmin? Silly lil guy 💜
PURPLE PIKMIN FROM PIKMIN
From @beeeeeeeella
Design; 9/10 - I'm a little biased because purple us my favorite color but we're going to ignore that, as well as my bias towards round things. The reason this one is higher than the red pikmin is because THEY FIXED THE WEIRD HANDS! His silly little webbed feet and hands are way better than whatever red had going on. His little antennae are so cute! The 1000 yard stare is still there though. Maybe he's working on his social skills
Effectiveness/Purpose; 10/10 - literally giga pikmin. They have the strength of 10 pikmin. When you're introduced to them (in pikmin 4 atleast) they save you from this weird roller guy that honestly scared me when I played it for the 1st time. Literally the sigma male of pikmin
OVERALL; 10/10 - ourple
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Can you rate the stage from Six?
Lots of purple!
Some not purple colors
Looks very cool
8/10
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Tagged by @lou-writes-things 💜
Rules: List the first lines of your last 10 published fics and see if there’s a pattern.
“Hey.”
YGSTL (Alex POV) -> Alex & Bobby (JATP) [G, 594 words]
Everyone knows Bobby isn’t a physically affectionate type of person.
Wrap Around Me, My Vine -> Luke/Bobby (JATP) [G, 100 words]
Willie looks at him when he takes a shuddering breath, and squeezes his hand twice.
Marching On Proud -> Willex (JATP) [G, 100 words]
Dec 12, 2023 at 2:33PM
officially diagnosed with adhd!!! → White House Trio (RWRB) [G, 200 words]
Trevor and his partner have been trying for a pregnancy for ages.
(I Walk This Mile) To See You, Child → Trevor POV (JATP) [T, 764 words]
Adventure has always been in Willie’s blood.
King of Your Heart → Willex (JATP) [M, 17.3k words, 10/?]
“You wouldn’t happen to have any ideas, would you?”
Played It To The Beat → Julie & Alex (JATP) [G, 1.5k words]
Oh god.
5 minutes of Julie Molina hating the sun -> Julie POV (JATP) [G, 831 words]
“I’m the king of the ocean,” Willie declares.
I’m The King of the Ocean -> Willex (JATP) [T, 503 words]
It’s sweltering hot.
It’s Not Fair -> Mark/Roger (Rent) [M, 1.2k words, 2/?]
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I…? Don’t see a pattern, except maybe like, Willie’s name comes up thrice. Otherwise, it seems pretty varied to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ what do y’all think?
Tagging: @floating-in-the-blue, @noworneverphantom, @fiddlepickdouglas
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