#purple block tales

[purpleswordslashes]

I AM NOT DEAD? I am VERY much alive.

I’m glad you’re alright too, I beat the shit outta Green and dragged your ass to a near by hospital. Blue and Red are safe too, if you are wondering that as well.

Just, recover well, alright?

@numberoneuncle

(Ooc/ Still won’t let @ the blog for some reason, oh well, anyways HIIII BESTIE)

YOU'RE ALIVE???????

Well damn, congrats on living ig, and I'm glad to hear Green got his ass beat. He deserves it.

...Good to hear Red and Blue are alright, too...

You recover well, too. Stinky >:]

ooc// HIII BESTIEEE

[block-tales-headcanons]

Name Headcanons because yes:

Cruel King- Arbiter Lawrence

Mayor Thaniyel- Florian Thaniyel

Banished Knight- Cedar Lawrence

Kitchen Wizard- Cade Easton

The Player- Ace Everest

Red- Red Melinum (a word for color in latin)

Blue- Blue Melinum

Noobador- Yellow Melinum

Green- Green Melinum

Purple- Purple Melinum-Ferox

Mayor Monty- Elvin Montgomery

I think that's all of the character's without full names in canon- Anyways, might come up with more

-the Glitter Guy Anon

melnum huh..

[noobettes-little-box]

purple & green make me wanna commit homocide

[wilk775]

THE POWER OF PURPLE AND GREEN IS TOUGH AND...- Uh...?

Uncle Noobador taking care of the kids :3

[nonsensicallyhere]

blocktales brainrot whiteboard shenanigans

[coro-sg]

[ CALL: GRIEFER ] Card Obtained!

*Train sequence but with a bit of Griefer interaction

[brokerplushsg]

Screw it, here is the list of all the Block Tales Parody accounts that I know of currently.

So for those not in the unofficial Block Tales Tumblr parody discord server run by @redzania, I have been accounting for every Block Tales Parody Askblogs on this site and today because why not, I've decided to post the list of all the Block Tales Parodies me and the server had been able to find so far. (I belive we got most of em so if ur Parody is not on here, pls tell me!)

Reblog this list if ya wish to help promote le fellow Parodies and maybe even drop a few asks into some! :D Especially ones that are New and have Low traction to help them actually appear in the search bar as well as general interactions too :D

Tbh it would also be wonderful if this inspires you to make parodies of your own, especially for characters with no parodies yet lol /nf

Should note a disclaimer that all the notes written for le ask blogs are not 100% accurate as even tho I am the unofficial accountant, I am not an algorithm or any kind of robot in general and thus not looking and recording every blog 24/7 so it might not be the most accurate- 😭

If u want me to update or change something, lmk! :D

Anyways, here is all the Parodies mentioned below! :D

PS: skim through the screenshots above for more info before exploring and dear mods/muns, sorry for le notification lol

Caves:

Supreme Ant

@the-best-queen

Roadtown:

Accountant Jim

@accountantjim

Mount Blackrock:

Banished Knight

@the-banished-knight

@thelonelyblackrockknight

Blackrock Castle:

Knight

@most-loyal-knight

Kitchen Chef

@blackrockskitchenchef

Cruel King

@my-cold-personal-tragedy

@blackrocks-king

@artic-king

Rugged Rainforest:

Venom Wizard

@our-forest-willrise

Turipolis:

Mayor Thaniyel

@mayor-of-turitopulis

@mayor-thaniyel

@askvenomswapthaniyel

Sacred Hollow:

Woodsman

@askwoodsman33

Greifer (All 9 of y'all should group up and form the sickest gang ever)

@mayors-son

@w0rlds-c00l3st-gr13f3r

@th3-gr13f3r

@ask-mayorau-brad

@asktoxicgriefer

@bloodied-gardens

@gr1ef3r-ask-blog

@gr13f3rpwnzn00bs

@aftermath-grief

Telamon's Manor:

Hax

@hax0r-gh05t-xd

Dream World:F'Ella

@Funk-Faction

Your Bombing Pal

@your-bombing-pal

Greed

@tixhoarder

Solitude

@solitairefrom-blocktales

@theembodimentofisolation

Fear

@fearfulpurple

@benevolentindigo

@anonymous-hyacinth

Hatred (For the literal embodiments of hatred, Yall are all so nice 😭)

@the-scourge-of-everyone

@ask-builderman

@ask-hatred-and-guilt

@hatenfelidae

@buildingabetterfuture

Reoccurring:

Red Noob

@knightlyredtwin

Blue Noob

@knightlybluetwin

Noobador

@numberoneuncle

Kyoko

@kyoko-the-adventurer

Jerry

@jerryfromblocktales

Conductor Noob

@conductornoob

Purple Noob

@purpleswordslashes

Green Noob

@poisonous-green-mace

@greenbeingmean

Others:

Players

@tutorialterryanduhhhummm

@undertaleknockoff

@collectorofswords

@averagemoth

@waitin4more

@purpleishmedication

OCs

@celestrpblog

@that-greenie-guy

@theewanderingwizard

@seethewe

@mintyshinigami

AU worlds

@plushandthewildones

@theblocktaleroleplay

Crossovers

@reddheirwinginquries

@the-doctorsoffice

@angelicallyresurrecting (Ngl idk if you are even a rp askblog so sorry if u ain't 😭)

Alright, some of yall may be asking why I have decided to do all of this labor; Well, like I said, I wanted to introduce others to RP blogs to increase interactions and awareness that these accounts all exists lol, and to reassure le mods that they aren't the only ones in the Parody Block Tales Tumblr Multiverse™, so yeah, shoutout to everyone here, and know that you are seen. :)

[Also, here is BUX for reaching all the way to the end!]

[rainnexcalt]

Here's more block tales as silly cats :3

[paperori0]

Player design + some random comics lol

[troubldteenz]

blocktales art + oc angst

[frito-banditoo]

Still going but this time blocktales

[purpleswordslashes]

...I'm here.

I'm... a bit scared to confront Green.

I know he's going to hurt me. But I think it'd be worse if I just stood by and did nothing...?

...I only pray I come out of this alive.

[block-tales-headcanons]

not to be rude to the anon who came up with full names but

i'm pretty sure red, blue, noobador, green, and purples last names are all just

noob

i see the vision

maybe the noobs are just

A BIG FAMILY!!!

[buildingabetterfuture]

"...Y-You aren't nice like the others..."

- @anonymous-hyacinth🪻

Not nice? Well I hope I haven't come off as rude! I suppose my temper can be short... There's been a lot happening with me recently, considering I am technically a missing person.

...

Wait... You seem... Familiar...

You..

[thetalesofaether]

COLORS!

You like noobs? I like noobs. They’re cute.

Except for you Green. That shade of green is terrible and so are you.

I’ve been working on a big infodump post about my Block Tales AU(?) so I was focusing on that more than posting anything of substance whoops. Also doing redesigns in the background but those aren’t worth their own posts imo,, Also struggling to make unique Cruel King and Griefer designs that I like :(((

ANYWAYS we all agree Green and Purple are Red and Blue’s parents, right? Because to me they are. I spent a stupid amount of brain power trying to design Green and I just need to put it out there that I hate designing men’s clothes thank you goodbye

The Red n Blue drawing was somewhat old but I decided to finish it up and throw it in with these guys, but expect to see them again in better outfits later down the line!! These both are just quick doodles, nothing much to note about them

My wip AU post goes into robloxians, noobs, and all Noob variants because world building is my favorite thing of all time and BT gives me nothing so what else to do than insert my own reality? Hopefully someone enjoys it, I think it’s neat,,,,

[crisis-takesover]

Just something I noticed with favorite characters

The sticks are recent maybe but may change who knows

Small crossover doodle for funs?