#punny Valentine cards

[rimeswithpurple]

Happy Valentine's Day!

[ghostieking]

sharing these here for free but don't tell anyone

if you wanna show me what you make with them it would be super cool <3 (and if you wanna show me some support, you can purchase them in a PDF file for printing on my etsy shop - it would mean the world)

[danscarf]

Happy Late Valentines!

Happy Valentines! Valentine Offered you a Slice, will you take one?

[maplebellsmods]

Serial Valentine Gifter - Serial Valentine Gifter Sims treat every day like Valentine’s Day. They thrive on giving gifts and cards, earning extra Happy moodlets from their generosity—but they can leave others a bit puzzled by the constant affection.

Inappropriate Flirt - Inappropriate Flirt Sims have a knack for laying on the charm at the worst times. They become Playful when delivering cheesy pickup lines but risk Embarrassed moodlets if their flirting annoys or offends other Sims.”

Punny Romantic - Punny Romantic Sims communicate affection through puns and playful wordplay. They gain a small boost in relationship growth when cracking jokes, but may become Bored if they go too long without delivering a good pun.

Overly Analytical Amorist - Overly Analytical Amorist Sims treat romance like a puzzle to be solved. They gain a Focused moodlet when dissecting every subtle smile or text, but can become Tense if their data-driven approach dampens the spontaneity of love.

Download: Here

[cod-dump]

Valentines

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oc x canon (mentioned soapghost & nikprice)

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"I think I'm jealous... yeah, I'm jealous."

Gaz can't remember ever recieving so many Valentines. Varies cards, gifts, food-- His office was overran with hearts. Some cards were heartfelt while others were punny or plain vulgar. Nonetheless, he was taken aback.

Soap so happened to walk by the open door after Gaz found the mass of Valentines. He gawked at first, looking at Gaz like he was wanting an explanation.

"I don't know these names..."

The surnames were all practically unknown to him. Ideas were swimming as he read through more and more cards. Did the Shadows leave these? They were known to do things in bulk, gift giving one of them. Gaz felt his face heat up. He worked with these people on the daily, yelled at more than he can count.

"Those fucking Shadows did this?"

"I think this is the first year I had more Valentines than Price alone."

Price was known for recieving a lot of gifts, soldiers trying to pacify him, Nik determined to double the amount he got to let his husband known he would not be outshined by anyone. Price always left the day flustered and embarrassed.

Well, it would seem the Shadows had beaten him this year. Price wouldn't survive the aftermath.

"Did Graves put them up to this?"

"No Kyle, my friend, you're just a heartbreaker."

Gaz snorted as he picked up another card, skimming the contents only to snap it shut. MacTavish. He turned to look at Soap who was clearly debating on stealing a couple things of chocolate. Gaz looked back at the card while he was distracted.

Neat handwriting, proper grammar, polite yet very blunt.

Oh fuck, this is from Bar.

It would seem all the Shadows were in on it. At least most of them. Yet this one left Gaz's face on fire.

"U-Uh, quick question! Your cousin... is he, uh, known for flirting with someone as a joke?"

"Dean? Nah, not his thing. If he flirts with you that means he likes you. But that prickly cunt doesn't like anyone but money."

Gaz hummed, staring at the card. He felt shaky, sticking the card in the middle of a stack he had been building. It could have been a joke, Soap isn't an expert on his cousin, he didn't even know the man was in Shadow Company until he literally ran into him. L

It was a joke. The Shadows were full of them.

"Good luck with this... mess."

"You're not trying to take any of my goods, right? Pass them off to Ghost. Don't think he'd appreciate a second-hand gift."

Soap stared at him, dropping a plushed heart and some chocolates before he turned and walked out. Gaz laughed, grabbing the stack of cards and putting them on his desk. He'll figure out what to do with them later.

[rebelliousstories]

Roses

ValenFics

Relationship: Logan Howlett/ Wolverine x Reader

Fandom: X-Men

Request: No

Warnings: Fluff

Word Count: 1,891

Main Masterlist: Here

X-Men Masterlist: Here

Summary: There is only one person in this world that James Logan Howlett is soft for. Anyone else who finds out, very quickly learns not to blab.

Consider Donating: Here

Everyone at the school knew one thing, and they knew it well; Logan does not do holidays. At least, not in the traditional sense. He will show up for the parties occasionally, and he may even give a gift in public at Christmas. But for the most part, he liked keeping that part of his life private. And not because he did not trust anyone, but rather, that was just how he was.

With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, the school was busy putting together cards for their valentines, or simply working up the courage to ask the object of their affection. Pink, red, and white hearts littered the walls, with paper garland of the same colors on the banisters. Punny drawings were hung outside of classrooms. All in all, the whole school was in love.

“Come on, Logan. Just tell me. What are you doing for her?” Storm pleaded, following after him as he made his way to his girlfriend’s classroom. The sounds of music and singing began pouring out of the room the closer the pair got.

“And as I told you, Storm. It’s no one’s business but ours.” He protested, leaning against the wall next to the door. According to his watch, he only had another couple of minutes before she would be free for lunch.

“Yeah, but-”

“Storm, seriously. If it makes you happy,” Logan cut her off, “we’re going to have a small date night in our room.”

“Are you going to come to the Valentine’s Day party?” He groaned. If it had just been left to Wolverine, he would not be going. He would take his girlfriend on his bike, drive somewhere far away, and spend the weekend together without any distractions.

“I don’t know.” Thankfully, Logan was spared from any other questions as students began to file out of the classroom. Nodding towards the white- haired woman, he ducked inside, smiling at the kids. Kindergarten grade music was a good class to come in on as all the kids were young enough to just view Logan as a big, scary, teddy bear. They knew he was someone to fear, but that did not stop them from happily exclaiming his name as they left.

“I was wondering why there was a commotion outside my door.” She smiled, rounding her desk once she saw her boyfriend walk in.

“Thought I’d come get you for lunch.” He muttered softly, hands going to her waist, and lips going to her own.

Pulling away reluctantly after a moment, she smiled. “I could do with some food.”

During their lunch together, the couple sat in a peaceful, and comfortable silence. After so many years together, and being with each other nearly every second of every day, sometimes they just needed some silence. However, shockingly, it was Logan that broke it.

“So, Storm was asking about us going to the Valentine’s party they’re throwing.” He began hesitating, like he was unsure of how to breach the subject.

“Yeah…” her eyebrow arched at his words. “Do you want to go?”

“If you want to, I won’t stop you.” Logan replied.

“That’s not an answer, Wolvie.” She protested. “If you don’t wanna go, we don’t have to.”

There was a long period of silence after she finished. Piercing her chicken with a fork, she continued to eat while her boyfriend was pushing his own meal around. “We can go.”

Looking at him, she was hesitant to accept that answer. But Logan just kissed her forehead instead, and then got back into his sandwich.

The closer the fourteenth got, Logan began trying to think of what he wanted to get his girlfriend. He did not want to get her something perishable, but he knew that she did like flowers. What did not help was the fact that it seemed everyone and then some in this school was interested in knowing what he was going to do.

Purely from being in the kitchen at the right time, he knew that Jean was going to be getting Scott a specialty pair of his iconic red glasses. Storm was badgering him about what he was getting his girlfriend. When he finally decided on what he was going to get her, he did not tell anyone. Regardless of how much the women bugged him about it.

Which is why when Rogue found an order meant to go to Logan on the doorstep of the school after her morning jog, she was extra excited. The massive bouquet, snuggled inside of an earthenware style vase, was in her hands, and a smile was on her face as she strutted through the school. She really did try to find Logan, but that did not mean that she stumbled upon him first.

“Who’s the secret admirer, Rogue?” Jean pondered, coming up to the young girl.

“It’s not for me. A certain Wolverine got these.” She proclaimed proudly.

“Oh. Let me know how that goes.” The older woman teased, noticing that mischievous expression on her face.

Rogue continued on her merry way through the school, finally finding the big burly man that she needed to. To make everything better, he was in one of the studies with Storm and Charles, going over something that looked like intel on Magneto, but she could not be sure.

“Logan!” She called, practically floating over. Peaking above the line of the flowers, the expressions Rogue saw was priceless.

Storm was impish. Charles looked intrigued. And Logan… well, Logan was mortified.

“Where did you get those?” He hissed, storming over to snatch the bouquet from Rogue’s grasp.

“They were on the front porch. Found them after my run.” Rogue shrugged, sitting down at the unoccupied seat.

Charles, from his spot observing everything, simply chuckled. “Go put those in your room, Logan. Somewhere she won’t find them.”

Sending a glare towards Rogue, and one to Storm for good measure, Logan followed the professor’s advice and left. Thankfully, his girlfriend was not in their room when he got there, but he still snuck around. He could only hope that Rogue and Storm would keep their mouths shut about this. It was not that he cared terribly for his image, but it did help to keep up appearances.

For a couple more days, Logan checked on the flowers, hidden in his closet. And that entire time, he kept his ears open. Waiting to hear the rumors start up from the bouquet being delivered for him. Waiting for people to start calling him a sap or soft. But nothing of the sort came of it. Everyone operated normally. It did not stop him from being a little paranoid, but it never panned out. By the time that Valentine’s Day came, he had not heard anything that he could attribute as to coming from Rogue or Storm.

That morning, he had awoken extra early. With her still sleeping, Logan kissed her forehead before crawling out of their bed. Getting down into the kitchen, there were no people in there which was a blessing. All he was able to do was some simple bacon, toast, and eggs, but it was going to be enough. Grabbing a small bowl of fruit to go along with it, Logan tried to balance the food on a tray as well as a coffee for her on his way back up to their room.

When he got back in the bedroom, she was already up. Rubbing her eyes, she smiled sleepily up at her boyfriend as he came in with a tray full of goodies. “Hey, Log.”

“Hey, princess. Set your legs out straight for me, will ya?” He guided gently, watching her close. Once she set her legs out, the tray was placed on top of them and Logan came to her other side.

“Ooo, full spread. You are spoiling me.” She complimented, leaning up for a quick kiss.

“Anything for you. Eat up.” Passing her some utensils, he grabbed his own to also begin eating. Wrapping one of his arms around her shoulders, Logan enjoyed pressing kisses to her head while they ate. As much as she enjoyed kissing his scruffy jawline.

“Oh, Log, I’ve got you something.” She exclaimed happily. Pushing the food into his lap inside, she got up and went over to the dresser where she kept the majority of her clothing. Well, everything that could be folded and did not need to be hung.

As cliche as it was, she began to dig around in the sock drawer before she finally pulled something out. Plopping back down on their bed, she passed over a box to his hands. Logan, with curious eyes and a confused mind, opened the box and was even more baffled by what he found. A small figurine of something that looked like a badger.

“What is it?” He asked finally after a few moments.

“It’s a wolverine.” Her words were proud as she showed it off. The figure was no larger than a piece on a chess board, but it was still incredibly detailed.

“Thank you,” came his whisper. Logan nuzzled his nose into her cheek in acknowledgment. He was a man of few words, but he preferred actions anyways.

“Wait here.” It felt like a game of musical chairs but with the food tray. He passed it back to her, and then got up himself. Grabbing the gift that was just inside the door of his closet, underneath a flannel he used in case she needed something from inside, Logan came back.

She gasped once she saw what was in his hands. “Oh, Logan.”

Her eyes twinkled when she saw the vase and flowers. What appeared to be roses sat in a clay- type vase, but they were not normal roses. Scrunching her brows, she looked up at her boyfriend with a question behind her eyes.

“They’re resin coated. Supposed to make them last forever. They’re not supposed to wilt or decay.” Logan explained. In an instant, the food was moved to the foot of the bed, the flowers set on the floor beside them, and she launched herself into his arms.

She kept repeating her thank you’s over and over, pressing kisses to her boyfriend’s skin where ever she could. He just chuckled, letting her get her expressions out. Once she began to lose steam, he just grabbed her to kiss her lips.

“Thank you, Logan. I really appreciate these.” She repeated.

“So you’ve said. Glad you like them, princess.” Howlett whispered huskily, reaching a hand up to caress her cheek.

“I love them.”

Later in the evening, once all the classes had been finished, the Valentine’s party was in full swing. Hanging near the back, Logan had his girlfriend tucked underneath one arm, and a beer in the other hand. They had enjoyed a peaceful night, and talking to their friends. At one point in the evening, Rogue, Storm, Jean and Scott all came to hang out with the couple.

“So…” Rogue drawled, getting an impish grin, “how did she like the flowers?”

“Huh?” She questioned, looking up at her boyfriend.

“Rogue, if you told anyone-”

“I didn’t, okay!” The southerner held up her hands in defense. “But now that you’ve given them to her, can I talk about it now?”

“No.”

“Okay. Bobby, come here!” She yelled, rushing off before Logan could stop her.

[storyofmychoices]

There is my heart, and then there is you, and I'm not sure there is a difference ~ AR Asher

Bryce and Olivia are my couple that just loves love. They're both the kindest, sweetest, most generous people you will meet and together they are an unstoppable force (plus they're pretty cute together).

Bryce always makes Olivia a medical punny Valentine's card every year. This year's: Not to sound tachy, but… you make my heart race!

this absolutely adorable art is by the loveliest @weetlebeetle <3

Some Other Highlights <3

❤️ I aorta tell you how much I love you every day.

❤️ You’ve stolen my heart… but don’t worry, I’m trained to handle cardiac emergencies.

❤️ You make my heart skip a beat—no defibrillator needed!

❤️ You’re the only one who can bypass all my defenses.

❤️ You must be aphasia because you left me speechless.

❤️ You must be a pleural effusion because I can't breath around you.

❤️ We be-lung together.

❤️ C(r)ushing on you, Valentine!

❤️ There's no curing how I feel about you!

❤️ I don't need an EKG to see you've got a kind heart!

❤️ I can't mask how much I love you.

Olivia tries really hard not to laugh and be like .... no... but she can't because she's sunshine and she thinks they're cute!

[toruandmidori]

Valentine’s Day is coming, better step your pussy up! 🐾💘

Looking to treat the cat loving crush in your life? We got you.

This year, ditch the usual Valentine’s day clichés and grab one of these flirty, funny, and fabulously cheeky vintage-inspired cat themed cards. Shoot your shot without the schmaltz.

Perfect for your feline obsessed partner, crush, or anyone who puts up with your bad jokes.

We have a wide range of “romantic” cards in our online store, shop the collection here or check out the pictured cards below:

CAUGHT FELINES – A sweet and punny choice for anyone working up the courage to say how they feel this is the purr-fect way to shoot your shot with charm and subtlety.

MIAOWDY PARTNER! – Saddle up, cowboy! The rootinest tootinest cat this side of the Mississippi is here to lasso your heart or at least make you laugh.

YOU CAN GET IT – For the bold, confident Valentine who knows what they want. Flirty? Yes. Subtle? Absolutely not.

LOVE YOU HATE VALENTINE’S DAY  – For when you love them more than you hate the holiday - perfect for couples who can skip the mush but still keep it real.

[chirpingfromthebox]

The Final February Giveaway

In honor of Black History Month I present my final giveaway of Frebruary!

3 prizes will be on the table:

A copy of the founder of the Black Girl Hockey Club R. Renee Hess' book of essays Blackness is a Gift I Can Give Her: On Race, Community, and Black Women in Hockey.

A silver outburst young gun card of one of my favorite players: Sophie Jaques.

And any four base cards from the new Upper Deck set. (which ones are up to the person that wins it)

This one will be slightly more involved than the other two though.

To enter you must:

Make a piece of art around the theme of "Celebrating Black Women in Hockey." I cannot stress this enough: It does not have to be good, but you do have to try. I'm not expecting anyone to put hours and hours of work into it, just that you clearly thought about the topic, came up with an idea, and tried to creatively express it through art. So if you aren't a great artist you need only do your best. But if I get someone submitting a drawing of a stick figure with a line pointing to it that says "Nikki Nightengale" I'm not gonna count it. [I will respect the Nightengale shoutout though]. And I'm talking any form of art! You can do a drawing of Sophie Jaques. You can do an 15 second interpretive dance of how Saroya Tinker makes you feel. You could write a little poem about being a fan of color. You could create a photo set wherein you try and recreate Sarah Nurse's walk-in fits with stuff you have around the house. You could write a little ode to the greatness of Laila Edwards. You could make a punny Mikyla Grant-Mentis valentine card. You could make an snow sculpture depicting the hope for continuing advancements of black women in hockey. You could do so many different things! You do you.

Have fun with it! This isn't about making masterpieces to hang in a museum. So there's no reason to stress. This is just about all of us getting together to have a good time and celebrate these amazing women and their accomplishments.

Post your art here on Tumblr so we can all enjoy it! Just be sure that I can see it. So be sure to tag me in it so I can be sure to see it.

And that's it!

Additionally for every entry that I get I will make a donation to the BGHC! So even if you don't want anything, submitting a piece anyway will help aide a good cause.

[Although I have a set minimum and a set maximum in place, because I am not rich and do not want to go broke/be a liar if anything broke containment. But I'd be shocked (and over-the-moon) if it actually got to that level.]

I will randomly select three winners from the entries. The first winner will get first choice of the prize pool, the second winner the next pick, and the third will get the remaining one.

But what if you are one of the winners, but only really wanted one of the prizes and someone else snagged it first? Or what if you didn't want anything, only to join in the fun? In such a case I'll make an additional donation to the BGHC and then let you pick your favorite entry to take your place.

Additional Rules:

Please be 18+ as I'll need to ask for your address to mail your prize to you.

Entries are limited to one a person.

Likes do nothing entrywise, but they do make me feel good, so there's that.

Reblogs help spread the word, but won't count towards entries.

The winner will be chosen at the end of February (aka Feb. 28th) so you'll have plenty of time to enter.

[watercolourcritters]

HAP VALENTINES DAY

2024 Valentines are here!! Last year I did a set of punny kids classroom style Valentine cards, and this year I made a whole new set! They were a ton of fun to paint, and I'm really in love with each one XD

The classroom style cards (which are perfect for kids, or friends, or coworkers, or anyone) are up in my Etsy shop! I am also selling the original watercolour painted card used to make these, also up in my Etsy. (And if anyone is interested in any of these punny ones as a printed greeting card, hit me up, I'd be happy to add the listing.)

Instagram | Etsy

[ID from alt text: ten photos. The first eight show watercolour paintings of animals with punny Valentines saying painted in a semi-realistic style. Each has the signature @ watercolourcritters. In order, they are:

A llama with text reading "Valentine, you're ll-amazing!" over a purple background with purple hearts by its head.

A toad beside text reading "You're toad-ally great, Valentine!" The background is pink with pink hearts.

A crab over a yellow background with red hearts, and text reading "You're claw-some, Valentine!"

A flamingo over a green background with green hearts, and text reading "Valentine, I'm so glad you're part of my flock!"

A close up inchworm on a blade of grass. Text reads "You wormed your way into my heart, Valentine!" The background is orange, and green hearts are around the worm's head.

An emperor penguin over blue background with blue hearts with text reading "You're super cool, Valentine!"

A brown rabbit looking at the viewer with text reading "I'm so hoppy we're friends, Valentine!" The background is red with red hearts.

A palomino unicorn over a blue background with blue hearts with text reading "Have a magical day, Valentine!"

The last two photos are product photos - first of the above eight artworks, which have been printed and cut into classroom-style kid's Valentine cards. They are laid out together on a wooden board.

The second one shows four cards, all of which have been scored for easy folding. Two lay upright, displaying the toad and unicorn card, while one lays on its back, showing that the back reads "Happy Valentine's day!" and "To/From." One card has also been folded and sealed with a heart sticker. Two strips of heart stickers, one red and one pink, are arranged with the cards.

End ID.]

[jeanetteirismiller]

“Thanks for making my life as sweet as honey, Alvin Einstein.”

“To my dearest and sweetest Sugarplum!”

[phishstyxart]

Happy valentines day! Here's some punny M&L themed valentines cards that took way too long to make! ❤️

[ask-felix-aberg]

A blush toned envelope with its signature gold ink was nestled against Felix’s pillow once more. Sadly, with no tabby in sight this time around. The letter was oddly light. Upon opening it, well…there was no letter at all. 

There was, however, something small shifting loose inside. A familiar lopsided, pink heart—torn from the corner of a punny and cute Valentine’s Day card. On the back, two words, written in the same gold ink.

Thank you.

[lostfrenchhorn15]

Losties Valentine's Day (Elementary School Edition)

Jack:

Basic but expensive. No real display of his personality, but it needed to be something people would hold on to. Also his parents are health nuts, no candy.

Kate:

Unicorns are just really cool horses, and it's not until she's 6 or 7 that she realizes how girly they are and switches to regular horses. Candy: Sweettarts

Sawyer:

Don't want none of that girly shit. Candy: probably suckers because his aunt and uncle don't give a shit about whether or not he has good candy. They gotta pay the mortgage on the trailer.

Sayid:

Techy cards because he thinks they're punny. Would rather make one huge romantic gesture for his crush, but has to give everyone else cards too. Candy: nerds

Ben:

Finds the creepiest shit he can on the aisle, hopes the bugs will scare the other children. Candy: gummy worms

Locke:

Gets a kick outta that fat silly cat, doesn't care that everyone else has superheroes and princess, this is his superhero, with his microwave lasagna. Candy: almond joy

Hurley:

Duh, it's Star Wars. Candy: none, his mom doesn't let him, and he has to sneak what was given to him into his secret stash.

Charlie:

Feel like this ones obvious too. Candy: Pop rocks or pixie sticks for snorting

[quinloki]

Happeh valentines Quin

\o/ XD I love this!

Thank you so much - I love Valentine's cards cause they're almost always just really punny or straight up campy and it's all FANTASTIC.

I hope you had a good Valentine's =3

[ceresprime]

Happy Valentine's Day!

Have some terribly punny cards from the USS Constitution Museum.