#punk-gremlin

[lilac-hecox]

Another Gaza donation fic! This time for @punk-gremlin who asked for a flash fic of Shayne and Ian being nsfw in the office! Note this also has a scene of playing a boss/employee kink but it is mutual and consensual for the scene.

Shayne/Ian: The Boss

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Ian sets down Shayne’s drafted script and Shayne would be lying if he said he wasn’t nervous to see what Ian thought.

Ian’s eyes settle on Shayne, a bright blue. Shayne tries to keep his face neutral. It’s a blur between lines of Ian’s thoughts both as Shayne’s boss and his boyfriend. That particular line has been blurred for the better part of six months.

“What do you think?” Shayne asks.

“It’s genius,” Ian says, “I don’t even know why you were nervous to show me.”

“Okay, so boyfriend Ian thinks it’s good. What does my boss and owner of Smosh think of the idea?”

Ian laughs, “I’m only one half of the Smosh owner, but boss Ian’s opinion is no different than boyfriend Ian.”

“So you think I should officially pitch it at the next meeting?”

Ian nods.

Shayne settles close to him on the couch in Ian’s office. The door closed despite the fact that it’s after hours and really just the two of them are hanging out. He sets his head on Ian’s shoulder, and he feels when Ian ruffles a hand through his hair affectionately.

“Ian,” Shayne says, an idea filling him as he glances up at his boyfriend.

“Hm?”

“What if we, uh, do a scene?” Shayne asks.

Ian blinks a moment before he understands what Shayne is asking.

“Oh…oh. Really? Here?”

Shayne presses a kiss to the side of Ian’s neck, as if trying to butter him up to the idea.

“Yeah, can we? Tell me Ian. Tell me what I can do to get my live show made.”

Ian sucks in a breath.

“Fuck, Shayne.”

Shayne glances at Ian and smirks sweetly, innocently.

“Tell me what I can do, Boss. I’ll do anything.”

They play this game often. Shayne is hooked on the idea of playing up their boss and employee dynamic. It isn’t their real dynamic at all, just a game, just fun, but Shayne is addicted to the feeling, to the playful idea that Ian is his boss and can tell him what to do.

Ian’s eyes are dark as he lets out a breath.

“Oh, you want your show to be made that bad. Bad enough that you’d whore yourself out to me?”

Shayne nods, and then he slides from the couch so he’s on the floor of Ian’s office and he finds himself between Ian’s spread knees.

“Tell me what I can do for you.”

Ian cards a hand through Shayne’s hair sweetly.

“You can suck my dick for starters.”

Shayne moans and he happily goes for Ian’s belt and zipper and gets them down. He gets Ian’s half-hard cock out and he curls his fingers around the base, feeling Ian hiss in pleasure. Without preamble, he closes his mouth around the head of Ian’s dick, sucking at the hardened length and feeling the pulse of his dick throbbing, tasting the bitter of Ian’s pre-come.

“Look at you,” Ian says, slipping into his role, “so desperate to get your ideas made that you’ll suck your boss off in my office.” Ian presses down on Shayne’s head, urging him to take more, “Such a good boy, Shayne.”

Shayne moans around the length of Ian’s dick, letting Ian sink further and further into his mouth. He hums around the cock, the familiar taste of Ian on his tongue. It’s comforting and Shayne flicks his eyes up to meet Ian’s gaze. He moans again when they stare each other down and Ian’s breathing is quicker, his face flushed, eyes darker and turned on.

Shayne pulls off a moment to breathe and his hand replaces his mouth, stroking Ian from base to tip.

“Please, Sir,” Shayne says, “I believe in this idea so much. Please help me get it approved.”

Ian cups Shayne’s face strokes his cheek before he rubs his thumb across Shayne’s bottom lip where it’s beginning to get red and swollen.

“Make me come first and we’ll see,” Ian says.

Shayne takes Ian back into his mouth, takes him down until the head of Ian’s cock touches the back of Shayne’s throat. He’s not so good at deep throating so he doesn’t push himself more and instead comes back up.

“What would your co-workers say if they saw us like this? If they saw how easy you get on your knees for your boss? How far you’re willing to go to succeed here. Do you think they’d wonder if you’ve been fucking your way to the top all along? That your Smosh’s golden boy because you’re willing to go down on me in my office any time I ask for it.”

Shayne aches in his pants. It took a long time for Ian to get comfortable with these types of scenes, but when he is, wow, he’s perfect and it makes Shayne so hard. None of it is real or true and he knows that, but the game, the pretending of it all. It gets Shayne so hard.

“Fuck your mouth feels good. So good for me,” Ian says, tugging just a bit on Shayne’s hair, “you’re getting me there. I’m going to come soon and when I do I want you to swallow it all. I want you to swallow every single drop, okay?”

Shayne nods, still sucking, still looking at Ian as he quickens his pace and sucks harder and he sees the way Ian’s eyelashes flutter against his cheeks in pleasure, the way he can’t quite control how his own hips twitch upwards and he presses himself deeper into Shayne’s mouth.

Shayne knows after he makes Ian come it’ll be his turn and Ian will press him on to the couch and get him off with his hand or his mouth, or both, and he’ll be so affectionate to erase any bad feelings of this scene between them but for now Shayne wants to make Ian come and he wants to swallow every drop of come just like Ian asked him to.

“Shayne,” Ian moans and his head tips back as his cock throbs in Shayne’s mouth and then he comes.

Shayne swallows rope after rope of bitter come and he shivers in pleasure as he takes Ian’s load. Shayne keeps Ian in his mouth until Ian begins to soften, until he whines and then grips Shayne’s shoulder. Then, Shayne releases him, giving one last lick to the head.

“Was I good enough?” Shayne asks, voice rough from sucking Ian off, “will you greenlight my live show?”

“Absolutely,” Ian says, wrapping a hand around Shayne’s muscled arm and tugging him upwards so he can lean in and kiss Shayne, chasing the taste of himself on Shayne’s tongue.

[glass-windows]

i hate accidents (except when we went from friends to this) (2.5k)

Explicit, F/M, No Archive Warnings Apply Ian Hecox/Amanda Lehan-Canto, Ian Hecox, Amanda Lehan-Canto, Chanse McCrary, Angela Giarratana, Anthony Padilla, Courtney Miller, Marriage Proposal, Announcements, Engagement, Introspection, POV Alternating, 5 Things, Vaginal Fingering

The journey of Ian and Amanda's marriage, from proposal to telling their audience.

this was a combination of two prompt fills from @punk-gremlin and @lilac-hecox. the original prompts from each of them are as follows:

[shaynetopps]

Hi! I saw you’re doing edit requests. Can I ask for another Shaymien edit? I love the ones I’ve seen from you!

thank you so much! and you absolutely can. i’ve got some more song ideas for them in mind, but if you or anyone else has song recs, i’d love to hear them!

[supersmoshers]

Your superhero mood boards are SO FUCKING AMAZING!!!

Thank you so much!! I have a ton of fun with them, and it's awesome to see other people interested in them! Rest assured, the remainder of the moodboards will drop soon, and then there's still much more to come within the world and story :) I have plans.... Also, thanks for asks in general, I love to see it! If anyone ever has thoughts questions or opinions on the AU, feel free to send them, I love responding to that sort of stuff :D

[baflegacy]

I just saw your “smosh ships as songs” edit and it’s so cute! I’m looking forward to seeing where you go from here, what ships you choose next and what songs!

thank you so much! i have a few ideas already and will likely do some based on fics/aus so!! keep an eye out :-)

[lnights]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎁🎉🎂🎊

Thank you Jace! 🖤🖤🖤

[potatounicoorn]

Ninjago but it's Wu getting grayer hair because Lloyd is a supernatural 9y prat (like father like son <3)

[spaceman-spaetzle]

[diy-punx]

🕸️🦷⚰️🥀🖤

[the-witchhunter]

Phantom Punk AU: Space Camp

Just a little thing for my Punk AU

Danny has a shirt that says “Space Camp Radicalized Me”

and it’s not a joke. Every so often he’ll pull a random skill out of nowhere that he learned while he was at space camp.

“Danny, Why do you know how to pick locks?” “Space camp.”

“Danny, how do you know how to juggle?” “Space Camp.”

“Since when can you do the splits?” “space camp.”

“How the hell do you know how to hotwire a car?” “Well you see-” “Space camp?” “Space camp.”

[lilac-hecox]

What I Read This Week: March 17th

Hey! Here is this week's installment of what I've been reading! I focused on some bigger pieces this week so it's really not as many as usual!

Come Over (Again)- Au of the Au by @punk-gremlin- Shayne/Ian - I re-read this so I could leave a comment because I hadn't before. This is an AU of Jace's fic Come Over (Again) wherein Ian is a trans man and has a three year old daughter with Anthony and in this AU he also gets pregnant by Shayne. You don't necessarily have to read Come Over (Again) to understand this fic, but it certainly helps! I love how Jace writes issues of gender and pregnancy so big fave for me!

I'm Here by @wtfissgoingonn Ian/Anthony- but reads mainly platonic with some underlying feelings going on. This is a beautiful and quiet look at Ian and his feelings revolving around Anthony as well as a look at anxiety and comfort coming from having his best friend. So sweet and soft and cuuuuute.

I Think Last Night I May Have Bit Off More Than I Can Chew by @punk-gremlin - Ian/Anthony - ianthony - a chaptered fic where Ian is a trans man and he and Anthony are FWBs as teenagers when Ian becomes pregnant and gives birth to their son Hunter. This is an excellent study of family dynamics, angst, love, parenting, and Hunter is so well fleshed out and feels like a real person! 30 chapters (as of posting this but it is not finished) but it is worth it and Jace writes his chapters in manageable sizes so it doesn't feel overly long and makes you want to click that next chapter button!

Anthony's body by @hecoxthirst - Ian/Anthony - ianthony - A Jennifer's Body AU! Such a good idea and I've never seen the movie so this fic was my exposure to it. It captures the spirit of the film but also incorporates the accurate characterization of Ian and Anthony. Very cool concept and very well executed! It is gory just so you know!

This Isn't A Fanmeet by SingTidecaller- Gen - This is a horror themed fic that is violent but not tagged for character death so I assume that as of writing no one has/will die? But the Smosh crew wakes up involved in an alien death game. There is humor in this fic and it is very well written and a very interesting plot! Three chapters as of this posting.

forgive my lying eyes by @tommybowefuneralattendee - Shayne/Spencer - shayncer - very interesting fic where Shayne and Spencer are FWBs. There are misunderstandings and miscommunications, but the dialogue feels very real and the spicy scenes are also realistic and very sensual!

Previous Weeks

[glass-windows]

May I request Shayne and Amanda having a secret relationship?

thank you so much for this request, i had a really fun time filling it and i hope you enjoy!

all the stars aligned (0.9k)

Teen and Up Audiences, F/M, No Archive Warnings Apply Amanda Lehan-Canto/Shayne Topp, Secret Relationship, Prompt Fill, Romantic Soulmates, Implied/Referenced Sex, Introspection, No Dialogue, Spooning

Shayne believes that he and Amanda are soulmates.

[blitzsicedcoffee]

You have no idea how much I yearn for human Blitz

[frnkiebby]

the smile the long hair the scruff the eye crinkles the black nail polish im evaporating

you’re evaporating due to your proximity to my dumpster fire THAT YOUVE POURED EXTRA KEROSENE ON THANK YOU ~🎃

[marikodraws]

it’s that pleasant detective prince from TV 📺✨

🌈 bonus version:

[rinnysmuses]

Loading his gun, Hyth furrowed his eyebrows as he stared at the targets ahead. It was rare he made it to the shooting range and today, he felt, he absolutely needed it.

Raising his arms, he narrowed his eyes...

Before letting off a few rounds that met their mark.

Heh.