#pun absolutely intended

[dutchmancallypso]

Holy smokes... 😪🤍

[brainiacmaniac]

Recently I was able to model for a magazine I have not yet been on the cover of! I look absolutely stunning! Behold my great looks.

[thegremlininmyhead]

Something something the Greeks believed saying the names of their gods would invoke their wrath something something every time someone says Odysessus' name in EPIC a wrathful god descends on him

[glutko]

I'm not watching this shit, YouTube

[myneverendingemophase]

John Dory, huh? Something’s fishy about that name…

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Fire Chief: I'm chief or the Hatchetfield Fire Department. Ted: I'm Ted-- Fire Chief: Yeah, we know who you are.

[phoebelovingcare]

where is that "spoil the ending of your favorite game but completely out of context" post when you need it, my brain just constructed the phrase "vaccinate godzilla and then ride your alien boyfriend into the sunset" and i CAN'T just not say those words in that order

[de-righty]

[titus-androgynous-87]

I gotta say, listening to Teenagers by MCR as a 36 year old adult is like….yeah I get it now

Not so much “teenagers scare the living shit out of me” as in “I find the concept of the passage of time and change and my own mortality frightening”. But as in “god is there even gonna be a place for me?”

[professional-fangirl2187]

Fearne going “HEY FUCK YOU THAT HURT, HAVE A SUNBEAM”

[trippygalaxy]

psst

did u get turned into a mug??

HOLY SHIT

IVE BEEN MUGGED

🥁🥁

[vincentiswatching]

I love The Stanley Parable so much but the zending kills me every time

[caydethebee]

For those interested, Cayde here usually hangs around in a generic forest, with paths running along the outer edges; He’s usually wandering about the inner parts of the forest, occasionally going just far enough to be able to see some of the people walking the paths, but a bit too shy to openly head out, and meet them-

And, his sweater was a gift, though he doesn’t know from who- But he loves it to pieces, and takes great care in maintaining it!

[banannabethchase]

You ever see a gif of a wrestler and suddenly realize that last night you had a very graphic dream about them?

[bilboyagathechickenfootedhobbit]

I live near a town called Surprise and it’s amazing because everything from the McDonalds to the fabric shop are named Surprise and then the business name, so you roll into town and see SURPRISE MORTUARY and it fucking kills me

Welcome to the age of enthusiasm.

[y3s-n0-maybe]

1/5 comes to 20% and 1/4 comes to 25% so i assume you meant that all lakes including baikal come to 45% together?

the great lakes are the 5 big lakes on the Canada US border, they contain 21% of the worlds freshwater combined, Baikal alone contains 23%, it is monstrously huge and unfathomably deep