#pumpkin onceler

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Happy Halloween everyone just spending some time with my festive friend pumpkin-Ler 

[suspiciouslynotapastor]

Happy autumn

[spookley-daily]

I have returned

[pink-pumpkin-princess-bitch]

Why did the tag kill me more than the image...

Trick or treat!

you get shirtless onceler I found on Pinterest dot com

[cabinofimagines]

A Graveyard Smash

and here is the last one of the year! Hope you guys enjoyed our shorter but still there Halloween fics :) Pairing: Platonic the seven + a bunch of other ones x reader Word count: 2k Warnings: none! -Asnyox < prev.

You didn’t know what to expect from the grove as a party destination, yet you were slightly blown away. You noticed how most of the decorations were themed around the destruction of nature- pollution was replicated by snack stashes for the satyrs (and perhaps some fauns from Camp Jupiter, you were certain you saw Don somewhere sneaking around), there were red and yellow lights all around, simulating fire and there were many skeletons (which, given how Nico had immediately left after the group call two days ago, probably was courtesy of him). You didn’t know how to feel about the possible real skeletons laying around, so you opted to ignore the possibility of Nico summoning them. 

However, you also saw that Meg and her siblings had deemed that to be a rather serious theme to decorate in, so here and there you found some more, handcrafted of reusable materials, generic halloween decorations. Except for carved pumpkins. There were so many pumpkins, but they were all uncarved. You guessed they didn’t want to show actual body horror to the dryads. There was some old-timey Halloween music playing, although you were unable to find any speakers. Guess the trees to really speak to you if you listen.  

As you saw Leo and Jason’s costumes you just knew that Leo had bribed Meg to know what the theme of the party would be like. He must have, why else would he think of these costumes? You had to admit, you didn’t know Leo owned a hat this tall, but you didn’t put it above him to have crafted it himself. 

“I don’t think the Onceler’s hat was that big?”  You walked up to the duo, “Or the Lorax’s mustache that big.”  

“I am lucky to not have to deal with the orange paint,”. Jason grimaced. Leo elbowed him. 

“Say the line Jason!”  Leo whispered, loudly. Jason sighed and deadpanned. 

“I am the Lorax! I speak for the trees!”  Jason tried to make a more spooky sound at the end of the sentence, after which Leo jumped forward, borderline belting.

“How ba-a-a-ad can I be?” Leo’s ‘be’ ended, somehow, on a S-tone so it rhymed with Jason’s phrase. He was grinning proudly. Jason tried to hide it, but he did seem to get amusement out of his friends' behavior. You laughed. 

“Jace, I have to be honest with you,” you looked at your friend, “I had a bet with Nico that you would be a tree. Will won though, he guessed the Lorax.”  

“You had a bet?”  Jason shook his head, “Let me guess, you do have a spare tree costume and want me to put it on so you win?”  You laughed again. 

“I wish,” you turned to Leo, “How is your hat staying up when it’s this tall?”  

“Support beams made out of metal rods and foam!”  Leo’s eyes sparkled, “carton in between, I can show you after the party, I swear it’s so structurally sound. Annabeth would love to know the skeleton of. this hat.”  Leo pouted,“ It’s too bad she has been so busy with school lately, she would have loved to work on this thing together.”   

“Everyone was suffering under me indeed,” you sighed dramatically, intentionally showing off your outfit. 

“Wait, you’re-“ Jason got up real close to one of your sleeves, “That’s my English essay! How the fuck did you get your hands on that!” Jason shivered, “I still haven’t heard back from it, I sure hope I passed.”  

“I shalt not say, dear Grace, whether you passed or not,”. You smiled, “However, I have my sources and thankfully an amazing artist who hand copied all of your work.” 

“Luckily I do not have anything on here,” Leo laughed, “Dying was the best decision for that.”

  —- 

You found two sheet ghosts with cowboy hats a bit further out, talking to each other. 

“But you’re so cute though!” Hazel exclaimed, “I’m sure Nico meant no harm.”  

“I know it was just weird seeing that.”  Frank sighed, “Hedge seemed really happy though.”  

“Boo!”  You yelled and the pair jumped up. After a second Frank leaned back. You couldn’t see his face underneath the sheet, but you figured he looked upset. 

“That’s our line (Y/n)!”  He faked exasperation. 

“Yeah! We’re the cow-boos after all!”  Hazel snickered while saying her phrase. 

“Cow-boo? Oh- I get it,”. You smiled, “Yeah that is funny.” 

“It doesn’t seem like that when you say that,”. Hazel sighed, “Well, what are you then?” 

“Oh, for you I have my left leg,”. You smiled deviously, “Praetor's have a lot of paperwork after all.” You held out your leg. Frank and Hazel moved their eye holes to see more clearly as they bowed down to take a look.

“Uh Frank,” Hazel hesitated, “I think we forgot something.” Hazel pointed at your knee, “I did not fill out this document which we had to hand in yesterday.” 

“I did uh, I did not either.”  

“Fuck” they said in unision. 

“Also how did you get these?” Hazel sounded panicked, “These are classified documents!” You laughed.

“Look, most of my costume is deadlines,” you added a spooky ‘ooooooohhhhhh’ to the last word, “but for you two I also choose to be a security breach. I can give you the name of the one who gave Calypso the files.” 

“That would be great.” Frank said, “Uh, Hazel, maybe we should quickly IM someone at Camp Jupiter about the deadlines we missed.”  

“Yeah, also (Y/n) you better hide your legs or we will steal your pants.” Hazel glared at you. You slowly backed away. 

“How about dinner first?” You joked, as you ran for it. 

——

You quickly weaved around the crowd, trying your best to get away from Hazel and Frank. You stumbled into what seemed to be the heart of a gathering. On one side of the circle you had Rock, Paper and Scissors. On the other side you had The Argo II, together with the seven demigod heroes who defeated Gaea. 

Except that Will was just standing on the side. You joined him quietly. 

“This was Nico’s plan?” You asked him and he sighed, 

“Yes and he stood on me being Percy.”  Will looked at you, “As if he wanted to rub in that Percy was his first crush.” 

“You look nothing like Percy though,” You laughed, “You’re blonde.”  

“Nico wanted to force me to wear a wig,” Will shook his head, “I opposed him, wigs are itchy.” Will smiled softly, “Although the Cocoa Puffs are adorable, and it warms my heart to see Hedge in his element like this.” 

“I look nothing like Will!” Percy’s voice sounded loudly. He seemed offended, “At least Frank looks really cute.”  Percy pouted. One particular Cocoa Puff puffed out their chest in pride. Nico stood in the middle of it all, dressed at what you assumed to be a Reyna costume, as Reyna stood next to him, dressed in Nico’s clothes. Nico could hardly stop smiling at the reactions to the Cocoa Puffs. You were about to ask Will something when

 “BAM!” Hege yelled as he hit you from behind with a blow-up bat, “YOU JUST GOT ARGO’ED!” 

“Amazing,” you looked Hedge up and down. He was wearing a boat around his middle, and on his head was a … Festus Hat? Hedge looked like an excited child. 

“Whatcha think, huh? Valdez even delivered on the hat!” Hedge let out an excited bleat, “Although it was all the kids idea,” he pointed at Nico, “I’m really happy to be included though! It’s been a while since all my cupcakes were in the same spot with me! And now I even got two batches! OH! I see Zhang over there, gotta hit him too!” And Hedge ran off. 

After a moment of silence Will and you locked eyes, and both started laughing. 

“He’s having a blast,” Will smiled, “Nico was right to get Hedge involved. How’s the scaring going?” Will turned to you. 

“Hazel and Frank are panicking about some forms they forgot and the security breach,” You grinned devilishly, “Jason is just mostly disappointed, and I still have to show the Rock, Paper Scissors trio my outfit.” 

—

Annabeth hated your outfit. Whether it was the fact that you got her only failing grade paper on the back, or the fact that she did not want to think about the last minute mistakes she made in two of the other papers she would not tell you. However, she did say she would find Leo to, and you quote, ‘definitely not set fire to your costume and ruin Calypso’s hard work’. Percy held in his laughter until Annabeth was out of earshot. 

“So where’s my work?” Percy eagerly looked around your jacket, and you pointed him towards  the sleeve. 

“Sally was eager to give it to me, she seems proud of your grades, even if they aren’t that high.” you said, and Percy had a bit of an embarrassed blush on his face. 

“Whenever I get a passing grade she keeps it,” Percy explained, “to remind me what I am capable of.” He was still inspecting your arm, but suddenly stopped, “Wait, is this- I wrote this when I was 7!” he was now a mess, “Please don’t tell me you read it.”

“I did, Percy.” you cackled crazily for a moment, “Percy Jackson or should I say Aqualad!  I am your embarrassing past!” Percy glared at you. 

“Just because I wrote a Aquaman and Little Mermaid crossover does not mean I wanted to BE aqualad (Y/n).” 

“I think it does,” Piper spoke up, “Also I appreciate the effort but I will not be looking for my work, thanks.”

“Aw, Pipes, come on,” you begged her but she shook her head. 

“Deadlines cannot be scary unless you face them, so I am procrastinating.”

“Unfair!” you glared at her, “Piper Mclean I will come for you! You can run, but deadlines always catch up to you!” 

After a moment of silence all three of you laughed. 

Your moment was interrupted by Meg calling for attention. She was dressed as Gollum, while Apollo stood next to her in a Frodo outfit. A bit further in the back stood who you guessed to be Grover from the satyr legs, dressed as Gandalf. 

“It is time to announce the winners of tonight's costume contest!” she yelled, and everyone cheered, “We have seen many amazing costumes, but one duo certainly blew us away.”

Percy, who still stood next to you, breathed out a soft ‘dam’.

“What? You really thought you would win with ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’?” you whispered and he just looked at you.

“I could dream okay?”

“Please come forth!” Meg paused, “Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus!” After a moment, filled with cheers, Calypso and Thalia took the stage looking absolutely stunning and creepy. Calypso was dressed as Harrowhark, with intricate face paint and basically wearing a skeleton around herself. Thalia was Gideon, with more shabby facepaint, the iconic sunglasses and with a six feet claymore on her back. They both bowed, looking up smiling. 

“By my rules,” Meg continued after a moment, “You get to decide where to host next year, so where will it be?” 

Thalia and Calypso looked at each other and Thalia shrugged, “I don’t know where I will be with the hunt, so it’s up to you Calypso.” Calypso looked a bit panicked, before taking a deep breath. 

“I guess it will be at the Waystation then!” she announced, and there were loud cheers from the crowd. 

As the party resumed, you hoped Calypso would be earlier with the invitations than Meg had been. After all, working with deadlines was pretty scary.

[oncie-cult]

My version of the Onceler vampire and the Lorax pumpkin

Already getting into the Halloween mood, I'm going to try to post horror-related things this month

[ask-sora-ler-and-sky-ler]

The Halloween onceler comic dub is finally done!! Check it out yo! It’s got @killeronceler and Sky-Ler and Sora-Ler!!

[orangegreenbracket]

and with that, we're done with round 1 (and 1.5)

Here's the matchups for tomorrow, starting at 8 am PST/11 am EST

Dirk Strider & Jake English (Homestuck) VS Cure Sunny & Cure March (Smile Precure)

Zhongli & Xiao (Genshin Impact) VS Caleb Widogast & Nott the Brave (Critical Role)

Velma Dinkley & Shaggy Rogers (Scooby-Doo) VS Achilles & Patroclus (The Illiad)

Phineas Flynn & Ferb Fletcher (Phineas & Ferb) VS Sailor Jupiter & Sailor Venus

Daisy & Luigi (Super Mario) VS Dexter Grif & Samuel "Locus" Ortez (Red vs Blue)

Michelangelo Hamato & April O'Neil (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Pumpkin & Peridot (Steven Universe)

Harrier Du Bois & Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium) VS Flareon & Leafeon (Pokemon)

Rena Rouge & Carapace (Miraculous Ladybug) VS Applejack and Granny Smith (My Little Pony)

Katsuki Bakugou & Izuku "Deku" Midoriya (My Hero Academia) VS Annoying Orange & Pear (Annoying Orange)

Redd & Tom Nook (Animal Crossing) VS The Second Coming & Green (Animator vs Animation)

Samuel "Locus" Ortez & Isaac "Felix" Gates (Red vs Blue) VS Rena Ryugu & Mion Sonozaki (Higurashi)

Tony the Tiger & The Grinch (Classic Animation) VS Miles "Tails" Prower & Cosmo (Sonic X)

Jasper & Peridot (Steven Universe) VS Cliff "Robotman" Steele & Larry "Negative Man" Trainer (Doom Patrol)

Zenyatta & Genji Shimada (Overwatch) VS Davesprite & Jadesprite (Homestuck)

Shrek & Puss in Boots (Shrek Universe) VS Fred Fredrickson & Wasabi (Big Hero 6)

The Lorax & The Onceler (The Lorax) VS Nikaido & Kaiman (Dorohedoro)

See y'all then!

[miru667]

There’s a character sheet template going around on twitter so I filled it out for my Audrey! Ough this was fun but also hard, I keep adjusting things xD

Some notes under the readmore:

-Her name is four names long but she wants to be known only as Audrey Grace because she’s estranged from her parents.

-I docked off a point for health and hygiene because although she tries hard to be healthy and clean, as a zombie slayer she’s accumulated injuries over time and half the time she’s splattered with zombie guts so..

-Her Persuasion is high only because her current loved ones all have a hard time saying no to her LOL people spoil her without her trying.

-She is a very sad gurl...she’s lost a lot during the apocalypse. But you won’t see her sad side because it’s hidden by her humour, confidence, passion and gratitude.

-Very high Spirituality because after having traveled across many different Onceler valleys, met other Oncelers and Teds and Audreys and becoming aware of different universes and realities, she’s always thinking about existentialism.

-As an apocalypse survivor her Generosity can’t be too high or else she won't survive, but she sure wishes she can help others.

-Her Aggression is high...but she's a Pacifist in her mind y_y. She very much wants to be seen as a gentle girl but unfortunately she’s just naturally badass.

-I really don’t know if she’s cool or not, others have said she’s cool but she’s also a weeaboo and she puts canned pumpkin into her ramen so uh..?

-Family is low priority because...her parents are dead so it's just Auntie Miru LOL. Theo should technically be her family but he's so high priority it would've tipped the scale too much, so I grouped him with Home. Home is wherever he is, anyway. Health isn't full priority only cuz her job is dangerous.

-All in all she’s a strong, brilliant, beautiful girl who’s been forced to adapt to an apocalypse and she’s trying hard everyday to be good to others while still being true to herself. Despite everything, she won’t stop looking at the world with wonder.

[celebrity-conductor-asks]

I think sordward and shielberd could be considered sexy Tumblr man if they were more famous...

🔽: Hm… Yeah, I can see what you mean.

⚔️: … Now look who’s being sinful.

🔽: All I’m saying is that you two had the potential to be considered sexy Tumblr men. I say “had” because… maybe it’s too late now? You guys were made fun of for a long time as it is, and you still do by people who even remember your name, which isn’t many.

🛡️: And why exactly do you claim that “we have potential”?

🔽: Every Tumblr sexyman has a checklist or has something in common. And as Sordward said before, usually the person is defined as either being a skinny body type, evil or have a dark-side, tall, having power is some capacity or wears dapper clothing. Which… you guys have four things out of five off the list.

⚔️: Stop making fun of our bloody height-

🛡️: … Well, you’re not exactly wrong. We do check off some of those checklists. But… in your opinion, why do you think we get no attention?

🔽: Hm… I can’t say. But I can think of a few things.

🛡️: Like?

🔽: Hm… maybe your names put some people off? Or your hairstyle? Or your suit design?

⚔️: Bullshit. Some of these characters have more questionable names compared to us. Like… Black Hat and Purple Guy. Who in the world has lazy names like that? And some of these characters are BLOODY OBJECTS! Such as Wheatley, Bill Cipher and Tony the Clock. How in the world can someone question our hairstyle and design if THEY’RE ATTRACTED TO OBJECTS THAT THEY TURN INTO HUMAN. AND SOME OF THEM HAVE SUITS LIKE US! LIKE THE ONCELER, ALASTOR, KING DICE, RAYMOND-

🔽: Okay, calm down. Firstly, Purple Guy’s name was revealed to be William Afton. And Black Hat isn’t that much of a bad name for a villain. So you can’t use that excuse. But you do have an argument for everything else. It's a bit bizarre to be attracted to a bunch of objects, but not some people with weird hair, if your standards are THAT low. But… maybe the color palettes of your suits aren't good? Or lack there off. It’s literally all the same shade of either blue or red. I’ve seen people criticize your clothing options.

⚔️: WELL, IF PURPLE GUY’S REAL NAME WAS REVEALED, THEN… uh, never mind.

🔽: … Would you believe me if I know this one character who’s literally just a floating tomato with a face? And he’s in a game where you feed him food, literally the exact same style as Hungry Pumpkin, only difference is that one of them has some horror elements. A “not as it seems” kind of game. And I’ve seen people simping for this tomato and even humanizing him and giving him a suit. And yet, he isn't popular.

⚔️: What on earth are you talking about… How in the world do you find these games? Let alone know about all this?

🔽: How would I know.

🔼: … I think it’s more so the fact that these guys are just postgame people. As in, they’re not important in the main storyline. The villain was Chairman Rose, and I’ve even seen people simping for him. Sordward and Shielbert are just… I’m sorry to say this, but forgettable. They’re probably considered characters that no one remembers. People dislike their hair, name, personality, design, anything. They don’t even have a special gimmick. All they are is rich, pretty blonde bratty boys. And it’s a bit saddening since we don’t even know much about them via game wise. As in, we don’t know anything about their royal history and all that. And to why they hate the Legendaries. Therefore… I think the reason why you guys aren’t popular is because... well, you guys aren't popular, like this person said.

🛡️: Hm… That makes sense, I suppose? So… no one out there likes us?

🔽: Oh no no no! There’s actually people out there who like you both, even simp for you. Remember that one anon that befriended Sordward? And remember that one time when I talked about how you both had a single result on a naughty website-

🛡️: … Don’t mention that last thing ever again.

🔽: Look, basically what I’m trying to get at is… there’s some people who genuinely like you, either on a platonic level, romantic level, or… you get the point. Sure, you guys aren’t popular or well liked, but there’s some people who do like you guys. Either in this reality, or in that other dimension that people are sending these anonymous ask things, where Pokemons aren’t a thing.

🛡️: … That’s probably the sweetest thing I heard coming from you.

🔽: Hey, both I and Ingo never hated you two. You guys are just weird creatures that happen to come across this subway. But it’s okay because we’re weird too.

⚔️: … You say that as the first thing you did when seeing me enter the subway is yell at me as loud as you humanly can and harass me.

🔽: Okay, be honest, imagine being in our shoes where not many people battle us anymore. It’s just the same people over and over again, which gets a bit repetitive. Then you see someone with the most phallic hair imaginable challenging the Multi Battles. Wouldn’t you also run up to them and challenge them right off the bat?

⚔️: … You really shouldn’t scream something as foul as “PLEASE BATTLE ME PENIS MAN” out loud, where everyone can see and hear you. Plus… we weren’t even challenging the Multi Battles. We were trying to go to Anville.

🔽: Well, to be fair, I didn't know your name at that time. And you should’ve gone on the brown line instead of the orange one if you didn’t want to challenge us. Plus, surely you’d notice the depot agent taking two of your Pokemons during that time and saying it was the Multi Train that you’re entering. Or read the damn maps that’s located everywhere.

🔽: We’re getting off track. Basically, you guys are probably not popular because of your design in general. Most notably, the hair. Or because of your name or lack of importance in the game. But what would I know, I’m just a train person. Probably best to ask anyone who knows more.

🛡️: … Didn’t you also wear some sort of butler suit back in Masters-

🔽: I HAVE SPOKEN.

🔼: … Again, I think the only problem is that you guys aren’t popular. While you do check off the sexy Tumblr man list. It’s just popularity that's the problem. Just look at us. We don’t exactly wear dapper clothing for a living, let alone have an evil side or power. But we’re skinny and popular people. It all matters in popularity to set it off.

⚔️: Fair enough.

[meow-moment]

why does the scarecrow dude from spookley the square pumpkin remind me of the onceler

people just say things to me and i have to look up what they mean

[pink-pumpkin-princess-bitch]

Onceler origin story

Full offense but sometimes fandom just totally make up the characterization of a character and then complain when that isn’t canon

[onceler-fandom-stimboards-blog]

¸,ø¤º° Halloween Onceler Stim Board °º¤ø,¸

@halloweenler

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[doomsdaydicecascader]

🔥 HS2's villains on their merit as villains

i think that ult dirk as a villain like. kicks ass 30% of the time and that time is when he is getting the shit kicked out of him by the story. like him being fucking. relevancecucked by roserezi and getting shut down by pq dirk.  

however, i think that there’s this sort of issue that i think is going to make ult dirk a onceler and not really in a shipping-with-themselves way, in this way where like, they’re presented as an antagonist but the story cant also find a way to present them as wrong? like, now that his influence on the Narrative seems to almost exclusively cover deltritus, what is dirk doing that is so necessarily evil 

and i guess that’s fun in its own right, since even in rumble in da pumpkin patch he was like, a heel and not a Villain but its like. weird yknow. like i say this every time it comes up but i wish ult dirk was not main timeline dirk, and there were still dirks around that were able to push back against him that werent contained to pesterquest. like, the obvious thing to say is “is that not what brain ghost dirk is” and the answer is no, brain ghost dirk is for sure evil too

[theliterarywolf]

I’ve seen the Onceler thing you mentioned applied to a couple other things, like “CLEARLY people only hated Twilight and pumpkin spice lattes because teenage girls like them!”

Let’s be frank, there are some people (mostly comedians, both late night and YouTube, and edgelords) who had no better material than ‘lol, these things are dumb and cringey teenage girl fodder! *insert the same three tired jokes*’ 

But, hell, my personal beef with PSLs is that, in the wake of Starbucks bringing it upon us, EVERY SINGLE EDIBLE THING in the world decided that they needed a version of it. 

Which, if pumpkin makes you nauseous *points to self* it makes my favorite season a mine-field to get through. 

And Twilight is just... not good. But, fuck, just like I make fun of Twilight for not being good, I’ll make fun of SAO for not being good, or 13RW for not being good. 

[robin-the-robo]

I opened the AFK Arena app today and found this new event with a guy who looks deadass like one of those weird twinks tumblr loves

Like, look me in the eye and tell me this doesn’t look like some sort of hellish mix of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel and the Onceler but dipped in pumpkin spice. Do it.