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“house is referencing brokeback mountain OMG what did the writers MEAN by this is he actually queercoded—” I’m gonna stop you right there. i know most people in the fandom revival were barely conscious and aware of the world in 2006 but brokeback mountain was basically the butt of all jokes back then. It was an earnestly-made, well-adapted, heartbreaking movie about queerness and desire and repression in rural America but the general public’s sense of humour was still extremely homophobic, every mainstream tv show was punching down, the movie was an unexpected mainstream hit and pop culture phenomenon, and because of that it was prime target for cheap references and punch-down jokes.

“I wish I knew how to quit you” was a punchline. you did not need to watch the movie to know it was referencing The Gay Cowboy Movie (Tee Hee) because it was made into a joke by every late-night talk show host, wannabe standup comic, and meme generator website. the house md writers did not mean anything by this. the media landscape of the mid-2000’s was just that fucking toxic and openly resentful towards queerness in general back then.

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soooo sick :( does God hate me because of woke?

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Walter White was just a small business owner with an innovative product who only occasionally did business with neo-Nazis. Isn’t that the American Dream?

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Here’s how Bernie can still win

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The next time you want to call a sequence “Well animated” do yourself a favour and rewatch it with the sound muted. Often times ir’s only after you remove sound from something that you can truly see if the animation underneath is actually good or not, or if the music/acting is manipulating you.

….but on that same note, “Well animated” does not mean “Fluidly animated”. Because something can be VERY well animated and have few frames if those frames are in the right place, or have a shit ton for frames and be badly animated because it’s over-animated and moves way too much.

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Hope for the democratic party?

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Black Sesame Milk

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I saw someone say “If alter boys could get pregnant, the Catholic Church would support abortion.” and it made me feel so sad and disgusted because the sexual abuse of girls and women at the hands of Catholic clergymen is just minimized, swept away, forgotten. It is more of a matter of moral disgust for these respected religious leaders to be sexually abusing young boys, that is why it is continuously highlighted. Many popes are known to have fathered children, some openly. These celibate men not being celibate and having encounters with women is recorded throughout the entire history of the church, what is often not included is the ages of these girls and women and wether they consented or not.

I think if alter boys could get pregnant they would be subjected to the exact same torment the Catholic Church put unwed mothers through. I think they’d also be sent to the Magdalene Laundries and have their labor create profit for the church. I think their babies would also be ripped from their arms and given to virtuous religious couples to raise. Because the Catholic Church works like a machine.

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we are the daughters of the witches who found their neighbour's cats in the alps

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can't believe I will not be able to take part in the glorious communist revolution just because I'm into cuckoldry

looks like youre just gonna have to stand off to the side and watch

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Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

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Why did my uncles podcast just kinda imply the democrats have a forcefem policy.

“They are forcing all these men to turn into women, and the democrats wonder why they lost the male vote”

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girl SHOCKS colony of stray cats by speaking in PERFECT meow

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every fandom with a character who has a non-human skin tone can say Thank You to the homestuck fandom for the plentiful SEAL YOUR FUCKING PAINT warnings, reminders, tutorials, begging, pleading, etc. for your cosplays

we were forged in those fires, you don't understand, hotels were PISSED and for good fucking reason. gray everywhere. unsealed paint on other people's cosplays. Seal Your Fucking Paint became second nature to shout even if you weren't cosplaying in gray. it was a sea of body paint and swapped tutorials and tips and DIYs and makeshift and what worked and what didn't, it was a fucking SCIENCE, an ART

a very very very hard won art that was drilled in peoples heads over and over and over to salvage what little reputation we had at conventions lmfao

that said, if you hadn't seen a tutorial or heard that yet and were gonna cosplay a non-human toned character. SEAL. YOUR. FUCKING. BODY. PAINT. SEAL IT. SEAL IT GOOD. DO NOT SKIP SEALING. NOBODY LIKES UNSEALED BODY PAINT, ESPECIALLY IN PHOTOSHOOTS AND BUSY ARTIST ALLEYS. LOOK UP THE OPTIONS FOR SEALING PRODUCTS AND USE THEM. PLEASE. SAVE YOURSELF. SAVE YOUR FRIENDS. SAVE US ALL. FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GO ONTO THE CON FLOOR WITHOUT SEALING THEIR BODY PAINT.

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sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush

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if only there was an app i could use to be notified of developments such as these

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is this anything?