Hi I'm a wizard and I've never been to a party in my life. (Delilah. She/Her.)
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I hope I am not just a tumblr user to you but also someone every single one of your mutuals has blocked
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so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw
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ok last thing. but what people fundamentally need to get through their heads is the significance of gaza fundraisers not being the same as like mutual aid when you're helping someone get groceries, because it is a genocide. there is insane deliberate scarcity and prices are unmanageable, because there is nowhere nearly enough for everyone, so only people who can pay can eat. and what positioning individual fundraisers as the only course of action does is quite simply give a tiny percentage of random people whose fundraisers take off the ability to pay those prices while thousands of others can't. and every one of those thousands of people without a fundraiser is suffering through the same inconceivably horrific reality. it is giving a few completely desperate people out of hundreds of thousands a slightly more favorable position in a horrific war economy of imposed scarcity. and what grassroots community kitchens do is try to mitigate in some small way that inconceivable hierarchy of who can pay and who can't, by stretching ingredients as far as they can last to cook meals at large scale and give them out at no cost. and obviously people are still going to send money to their friends and families because this is hell what else are we supposed to do but please just think about that before promoting endless individual fundraisers as somehow the most ethical way to help
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New position to piss off everyone: only computers are truly capable of making capital-A Art everything humans do is merely an approximation
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"He would NOT fucking say that" does not apply to yoda, who could plausibly say anything
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I'm actually extremely triggered by being asked to reflect on my behavior and unlearn deeply rooted sexist and racist tendencies. You see I've been coddled like a baby my entire adult life and if you're not niceys to me I'll be forced to join the proud boys. This is a YOU problem btw
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Washington DC, stronghold of the "Democratic Party" (الحزب الديمقراطي), a terrorist faction that rules the region,
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I’m glad that horse fell on me in Turkey because it gives me an ace in the horse girl dick measuring contests
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the idea that women are inferior to men is like a metaphysical quality of knowledge. it’s not treated as a fact it’s basically equivalent to mythology, outside of the realm of contestation. like you don’t even need to personally hold hatred in your heart for women to participate in this mythology. the world is simply structured around venerating men. which doesn’t mean the world always produces enjoyable or pleasant outcomes for men, and the punishments for not living up to the image of Man is deeply violent, but the fact remains that they are the protagonists of reality (and reality is sometimes not fun). so when men complain about “the left” (by which they mean liberals) being mean to them, and even if we grant that a group of ‘man-hating’ feminists really did say a bunch of rude shit to them about being a dumb lazy man or whatever, they are simply encountering a single group of people who contest the mythology that women are subhuman and come away from that experience completely horrified. do these feminists not realise that I’m the main character of the universe? why am I not being given a prize for gracing them with my presence? this is why the right is so welcoming to people like me. and if you ever point out this behaviour you are told to check your misandry
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one of my discord experiences of all time was joining a "leftist" discord server where the pride flag emojis were really weirdly saturated and harsh on the eyes (particularly the trans one), i politely suggested they might want to change them slightly, and then got accused of being a fascist and "of course you're going after the trans flag specifically" by someone who asked my pronouns "so i can dunk on you".
obviously I was like "I'm literally a trans woman? I'd like to be able to use my own pride flag with hurting my eyes???" and they were like "ah..." and then left the server. I didn't stick around but that's probably my favourite experience I've ever had in a discord server, at no point was "hey this is kinda inaccessible" taken as anything other than a planned attack by fascists. they didn't even ask if i was trans lol.
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There is a very annoying type of tumblr user, some are even other marxists, who will see a post made in frustration and disgust with the imperial core, and often with the most enthusiastic perpetrators of the current genocide on Palestinians, and decide to argue with it. Like some annoying dipshits on here will see "the red army should've turned Germany into a crater" or "we should kill every US military personnel the same way the Yugoslav partisans killed fascists" and start arguing with you about how this is counterproductive to a revolutionary worker movement. If this description fits you I want you to ask yourself this: am I seeing the manifesto of a revolutionary movement or am I seeing a post made by an exhausted tumblr user? Is this what this person believes to be the most pragmatic answer to imperialism or is this more venting than anything? Should I argue against this as if the fate of the party depended on it or am I being an idiot?
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