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unholy-cvlt · 4 months

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PASSENGER

Here I lay

Still and breathless

Just like always

Still, I want some more

Mirrors sideways

Who cares what's behind?

Just like always

Still your passenger

Chrome buttons, buckles and leather surfaces

These and other lucky witnesses

Now to calm me

This time won't you please

Drive faster

Roll the window down this

Cool night air is curious

Let the whole world look in

Who cares who sees anything?

I'm your passenger

Drop these down

Then put them on me

Nice, cool seats

There to cushion your knees

Now to calm me

Take me around again

Don't pull over

This time won't you please

Drive faster

Roll the window down this

Cool night air is curious

Let the whole world look in

Who cares who sees what tonight?

Roll these misty windows

Down to catch my breath and then

Go and go and go just

Drive me home and back again

Here I lay

Just like always

Don't let me

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Take me to the edge

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thewolvesof1998 · 10 months

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Fuck it Friday

Here's a little more of my Christmas Fic they don’t know (your name is already mine):

They all pile into the elevator, Bobby and Athena last, as the doors close he whips out his phone to send another text to Buck. Bobby: Doc says Eddie’s going to be fine but he’s staying the night, please call me when you get this. He watches and waits for the three dots to appear but they don’t and it only causes the feeling in the pit of his stomach to widen. He tucks away his phone and grabs Athena’s hand, she immediately squeezes reassuringly and it helps ground him. “How’d you even know we were here?” Bobby hears Chim ask from somewhere behind him. “I-Me and Ravi were having…drinks,” Albert says, Bobby shares a look with his wife, apparently her hunch about that had been right, her smile is a small ‘told you so’ one. “Without the rest of us?” Chim asks outraged and oblivious to the blatant lie. Bobby fights back a smile. “Chim,” Hen says and Bobby can practically see her head shake without turning around, “Maybe there was a reason why they didn’t want us there.” “It is because we’re old? Because I’ll let you know I can still-” -The elevator dings as they arrive on the third floor, interrupting Chimney's rant and reminding them all why they were there.

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#first time writing bobby's pov and god it was so hard #I'm gonna need to do major edits so it actually is believably him #also I'm jumping between this and my secret fic which I'm writing smut for so its really weird going from #Bobby turns to take in a frazzled Eddie Diaz standing there hands flat on the top of the desk and hair looking like he’s been running a han #to #Eddie pulls Buck’s track pants down his dick springs free half hard & already leaking god Eddie loves how messy and wet his boyfriend gets.#9-1-1 #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #thewolvesof1998 writes #buddie fic #fic: they don’t know (your name is already mine)#911 #fuck it friday

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5thelement · 3 months

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Kevin Durand in Abigail (2024)

#kevin durand #abigail 2024 #peter abigail 2024 #terrence lacroix #my babygirl #big man m m man large #large l large llargee man #he really does walk like he has a fucking tree trunk between his legs #pull your pants down im tryna see something #ignore how the colouring is different in these the lighting was fucked

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st4rfckerz · 8 months

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this really hot cashier at trader joes just called me "mama" and y'all......

#he was like “have a good day mama” MY PUSSYS GONE CRAZY #pull down your pants i got somethin for you #i could've came right there #AND HE WAS SO FINE #nai rambles!#st4rfckerz

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angieheartss · 3 months

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me yappin abt how boys wanna be thugs so bad :3

#Angie dislikes wannabe thugs #like sit yo ass down #pull your pants up stinky :D #lookin goofy like ..

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fingertipsmp3 · 22 days

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The good news is I accomplished my mission of buying trousers, the bad news is my knee is SUPER unhappy about it

#i bought cargo pants and a pair of sort of weird stretchy pants that are not smart Exactly #but are visibly not pyjamas so i will feel fairly comfortable roaming around in the world in them #also a big soft jumper #then my knee started complaining so i had to leave #it was feeling unstable and i was getting stabbing pains and.. sort of a pulling sensation in the back of my knee #i think it’s scar tissue. i had a lot of muscle fibre tears in the back of my knee and also in my hamstring #and my physio used to break them down with a massage gun but i don’t go to physio anymore because i’m ‘supposedly’ okay #maybe i could buy a massage gun. or like.. what can i even DO about scar tissue moving around in my body #don’t say ‘do your physio exercises’ i already know #oh i also decided to celebrate a month of sobriety by ordering weed cake. i don’t want to hear about it #look i was never planning on coming off it permanently. i just wanted to save money and fix my tolerance #now i’ve got all my bank shit straightened out and my tolerance is probably back to normal #girl when i tell you i was eating 100-200mg gummies and they were having no effect #it was BAD #oh in other news my spanish textbook arrived today and i thought i was just getting the book #but the 4 audio cds and a transcription booklet are included as well?? slay #i even have a working cd player for once. this is awesome #personal

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infaethible · 30 days

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#my art #ocs #petra von scyllanson #penelope von scyllanson #penny isn't being sexy on purpose #she's having the universal experience of your pants falling down and falling down and falling down #and it's a horrible sensation and you want to pull it up but it does nothing #it's a temporary fix

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hauntingblue · 9 months

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I know I talk a lot of shit about sanji but if the food he makes is as good as they say I would have jumped and kissed him in the mouth with tongue a few times that's just the type of person I am

#talking tag #watching one piece #sanji #got too passionate watching a ramen making video and accidentally made a things zoro would say post my bad #'this was really good but i am still hungry... sanji pull down your pants rn'

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randomtheidiot · 1 month

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My school had a really weird version of the zero tolerance policy where it was all zero tolerance until a kid in the behavioral special needs class did the bullying, at which point there would be a million fucking excuses as to why that kid shouldn’t receive any sort of punishment and why I (neurodivergent but not in those classes) was a terrible fucking demon child for getting the shit beaten out of me.

#One time when I was a nine year old #A kid in those classes pulled his pants down while on the bus and demanded that I suck his dick #I got yelled at by the admins for telling people what happened with him #He got an award for good behavior about a few weeks later #Thankfully my mom tolerated exactly none of it and told the admins exactly how she felt about the behavior they were making excuses for #And this isn’t the only time I got bullied by those special needs kids #All of them wanted my head because I happened to be on a bus with two or three of them #I got beat up on the way to the bathroom by a kid I had never met in my fucking life. I had a black eye.#Obviously ableism is bad but if you don’t teach children accountability you create monsters #No excuses should be made for that kind of behavior. Not even for kids with issues.#And you just know that the parents fucking SANG about how “My kid would NEVER!” and “He’s disabled! You can’t punish him!”#Being troubled or disabled is a reason. Not an excuse. Teach your little womb shits to behave.#Also at one point they tried to do restorative justice and made a teenager who bullied me (I was 11 and half her size) write me a card #She went back to bullying me immediately after. This is how I know restorative justice is mostly bullshit and it’s a stupid idea

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nudibutch · 10 months

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shoutout to tsa their billion dollar machine was tripped by my fucking pad

#gets pulled into a private patdown room which is sus and dingy as hell btw #and theyre like repeatedly patting down my groin like i feel a bulge but it wouldnt be the zipper??#and i was like #I AM WEARING MENS JEANS.#had to PULL THE FABRIC BACK TO SHOW THEM #ITS MENS JEANS #and the second lady pat me down and was like honey youre good just go #but they pulled out this shitty gross piece of paper im assuming for me to hold IN FRONT OF ME if i needed to take my pants off #i just fucking hate flying

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sleetkissed · 4 months

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@zalimbane Referring to this

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❝ You are getting upset over a gift — referencing your own marvelous creations. My bird's would have a dandy time with it. ❞ Tsc. No taste for artistry, this one.

#zalimbane #hahaha he said size matters everyone #pull down your pants then 🤨#❆ ˚ virtuoso of frost ˚⠀⠀/ ic .#❆ ˚ critics everywhere ˚⠀⠀/ dash commentary .

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servicedaddy · 10 months

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I want to kiss a butch's neck, torso, tits, stomach, lower and lower.... Make her sigh, moan, and fall apart.

A beautiful, trembling mess.

#Keep your pants on #I want to pull them down myself #bottom butch #sub butch #my writing #my posts #wlw nsft #sapphic nsft #lesbian nsft

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divinekangaroo · 2 months

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oh my god they kept chamber pots in the debating chamber

#can you imagine going full swing in monologue and your opponent stands in the corner to piss as noisily as they could #Are you quite done Mr Mosley #Precisely what my bladder was telegraphing about you three hours ago Mr Churchill #i mean this is the 1700s but nevertheless #fairly sure i watched an SBS movie once which played on this theme #people went to eat alone in a cubicle then rejoined the party by pulling down their pants to sit on toilets arranged around a dining table