#pull the trigger (yeah)

[magsdoodle]

spideypool but it's a comedy of errors

[greenbunny7]

*Stan and Ford walking down a dark alleyway when a guy with a knife shows up*

[Stan&Ford] Quick get behind me *they both say in unison*

[Stan] I already lost you once, I'm not doing that again. Get behind me

[Ford] Well, I lost you twice! So you are the one who is going to get behind me

[Guy with a knife] Umm, I'm like trying to rob you guys

[Ford] Can't you see we're busy!

[Stan] Very rude to interrupt

*The guy with a knife takes a swing at them*

*Ford just shots him with a dimension gun and goes back to arguing with Stan*

[rangewithme]

I have work tomorrow and yet here I am. Take these shin headcanons, strangers on the internet, and gaze upon them to deliver your divine judgement ,,,,

- originally used 3-in-1 shampoo/shower gel for its convenience, only started using conditioner when he started staying with the sakamotos. Aoi saw his singular sad, sad jumbo bottle and first bought him conditioner, and then shampoo a week later (she claimed they worked better together bc they're the same brand) ,,, the jumbo bottle has been demoted to simply being used as body wash because shin would feel bad about not using what aoi went out of her way to buy for him

- read someone's (@babblingeccentric) hc that shin is a fan of films and yes. They're so right, and also to add on to that—in the lens of a more specific (??) take—he'd unabashedly enjoy the concept of Goncharov. He'd bring it up in casual conversation if the topic has somehow moved to movies and be super dedicated to the bit. But he'd hate Spider-Man: Lotus with so much passion, not only because of the misinterpretion of spiderman's character but also the shitty cinematography. Character misinterpretion, poor choices in lighting and cheography, offensive content that's not even framed in a thought-provoking way—three strikes, you're out.

- BUT he'd also still be a steadfast fan of films that are objectively not the best quality if he likes a particular area or creative point though !!! Would say something like "yeah, the casting isn't that fitting, and the pacing is off in a few places, and the sets are kinda shoddy if you pay attention to the background—but! The musical arrangement is top tier and very atmospheric !!!" and he would be right‼️‼️‼️

- in reference to misinterpretation he'd also get really mad when self-proclaimed fans of a manga he’s reading get plot points wrong. The type of guy to be really passionate about his shoujo and romance manga ,,,, shin would defend the relationships with his LIFE.

- I'm not sure if it's actually confirmed canon, but judging by that scene in the JCC bathrooms where he was gushing over fulfilling high school tropes, there's no way in hell he doesn't have a list that extends to romance ,,, shin doing his best (and dreaming of) emulating romance tropes is real and true and I will not be dissuaded from it !!!! I am its strongest warrior !!!!!!!!!

[cheriafreya]

2.1 Drip marketing

[16mecrazy]

wouldnt it be funny if netflix dmc dante and nero were just. put in the same room. and they fucked. and nero gets freaked out about nfdmc dante having the same voice as him and vice versa

[8um8le]

To start things off i am holding up well, where it shouldn’t be a concern for my safety, it doesn’t mean shit is easy though

being diagnosed with schizophrenia is kinda recent, like 2 months ago, so im still coming into terms with it pfft and it explains the plethora of drawings

But anywho i just wanna say, our mind plays tricks on us, emotions aren’t entirely permanent, and i hope you can find (even little) reasons to staying on the right track, and if u continue to try to be a decent person i appreciate u very much <33

[wardenhowe]

The lion’s ships were Denerim bound Oh, drop him, Lady, drop him! Let the true king’s call for aid resound Just drop him, Lady, drop him! A soldier lad from the army came Oh, drop him, Lady, drop him! Leading thirty souls in Maric’s name. Just drop him, Lady, drop him! Turn him loose and let him go Down to the rocks and waves below The depths can have that scurvy knave Just drop him, Lady, drop him! When the soldier met the Mistral’s crew Not a word of their great deeds he knew And the Seawolf he took for a servant lass Great Andraste, what an ass! ‘Fore the Seawolf’s ire, no man could stand Soldier felt his death was close at hand Two great steps back did he retreat And the cliff side crumbled ‘neath his feet.

— World of Thedas, Volume 2, p. 115.

[gomzdrawfr]

I love how large and robust your ghost is. Absolute unit.

thank u

every time i dodole him i be like

do i make him bigger (yes)

i want him bigger (yes)

i need him biggerr (yes)

[rat-rosemary]

I need to write/draw C!Dream with hoarding/guarding behaviors because you guys have no idea how bad that fucks up your thinking. It makes you into a wild animal.

Techno jokingly reaching for one of Dream's apples while they're chilling together and Dream slapping his hand and becoming super defensive without even realizing. He's just short of growling at Techno, and just a second ago they were joking together

Him trying to act normal afterwards he's a little hunched over his things. A minute later he slides it all back into his inventory, saying that the mess was bothering him

When Punz and Dream are together then Dream will never leave anything of his on view, even while he cooks he angles himself to hide whatever he doing from Punz. He's not even doing it on purpose

Him guarding his territory. Punz rarely enters the prison because Dream always insists they have meetings elsewhere and always has an excuse of why they don't need to go in the prison rn

Having bunker after bunker filled with every type of item and backups for all those bunkers on top of that.

Tommy digs too deep one day and finds himself on seemingly endless hallways that just lead to storage after storage after storage

[fishareglorious]

some time ago i made a post wondering why kakania looks to be pretty proficient with a gun, and @/please-let-this-work-oh-my-god in there said that she probably learned how to for self-defense but also brought up the question of how exactly is isolde good (at the very least, knew how to use one) with firearms too.

and im here to bring my idea to the table. what if kakania was the one who taught her how to use a gun, because much like her own reasons for learning how to, she also wanted isolde to learn out of self-defense.

little did she really know, isolde would use that knowledge in killing theophil, mr. karl, and hofmann.

in the grand scheme of things, this is just one of the footsteps in their joint path of "the road to hell is paved with good intentions".

[joellalovestoread]

SUMMONING MARIA ROBOTNIK AT 3AM CHALLENGE!!!!! (GONE WRONG)(SHADOW SHOWED UP)(I GOT SHOT) 😱😱😱😱😱😱

[blushblushbear]

Guess I'm opening writing commissions!

$40 for roughly 1,500 words

$10 to be paid up front, the other $30 upon delivery

Will write any fandom I know enough about

Will write NS/FW if you can provide proof that you are 18+

Can be as specfic/vague as you want

Should be done in one to two weeks depending on the length and time I'm allotted that week

Anyone interested can either message, dm or ask me on this blog and we can hash off specifics

Thank you for your time and consideration!

[biblically-accurate-dca]

KILL!!!!!!!!!

[mamawasatesttube]

okay im gonna lie down for a bit but if i don't get up and finish this fic and post it tonight im exploding myself for REAL. hold me accountable guys

[girlbob-boypants]

Lune really had the worst first day of her new job ever. Her darkest fear about what could happen came to pass and then she had to console an ugly man about his feelings instead of dealing with her own cause he was more interested in dying than helping her until she coached him through it all

[watchingthecredits]

I CAN‘T HELP BUT THINK I‘M MISSING OUT !!!!!!! FIND ME BY THE BACK DOOR STRUNG OUT ON MY SELF DOUBT !!!!!!! NOW A PART OF ME WISHES THAT I NEVER EVEN LEFT THE HOUSE !!!!! CAUSE WHEN I GET MY HOPES UP I‘M ALWAYS LET DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥