#puddi classic

[puddi-classic]

the new den is fucking comically huge. like what do i even do with all this den.

i do absolutely love the walls and floors though :] here are my favorites

pink forest walls / spiderweb floor

starry walls / slate floor

rainbow pink / flower carpet

blue sky / brown tile

basically all the walls and floors look really nice here. the den is really great for those who enjoy decorating empty spaces, but i do wish it wasn’t so big so it would be easier to fill up! still holding out hope for a den that’s just an empty clearing i can decorate

overall nice, very silly and Large 7.5/10

[cherry-pop-elf]

could i ask for headcanons of what petnames / endearments the Weasleys like to be called by their significant other 😄

thank you if you do! and thanks anyways for reading this even if you don't 😊

Oh my god this is so adorable yes yes yes yes yes-! The flip side of what the Weasley call you. Now THEY must be attacked with the affection mwhaahahah!!!!

Nick Names The Weasley Siblings Like To Be called By

William ‘Bill’

His siblings, and the goblins at the bank, get to give him little wolf inspired nick names. Anyone else will be stabbed. But you are the exception to the rule. He won’t lie. He always gets flustered whenever you call him “Mr. Wolf” all teasingly, in a sing song tone. What gets him red in the face is you calling him “Red Riding Hood-“ Tho. As a flip of the script, and also the fact he’s a red head. That’s the only nick name you are blessed with saying. Calling him Red, Big Red Wolf, and other teasing nick names of that nature. Maybe the Weasley twins, on a good day, but you are his little fairy tale.

Charlie

He’s the playboy type, so you calling him Big Boy is a winner. Daddy to. That’s one way to get his engine going real fast. He does have a nick name he likes that you are only allowed to say, and not infront of company. Amber. He likes the nick name amber. A cute play on the fact many dragons of hoards, and a compliment to his ginger hair. Makes him feel like he’s precious. Big guys deserve to feel soft.

Percy

He’s not really one for nicknames. It feels childish to him. He has an image to uphold. He’s always trying to act like he’s the exception and what everyone aspires to be. Doesn’t help Molly fed that idea to him. Still, what gets him to flush will be those cheesey wifey names. Calling him Pumpkin, Honey, Dear, Darling. The classics. Hey, his nose is always in books. He’s got that hopeless romantic in him.

Fred

Freddy, kinda a given. A names branching off that. It’s simple and classic. But everyone does that. Like Charlie, he’s a sucker for the Big Boy comments. His real heart stopper, though, gotta be Boss/Bossman. Bossman in the playful tone, and Boss for the…You know what tone. What can he say? It feels good to be in charge.

George

Similar to Fred. Georgie though gets to him a lot. He loved being called Georgie. Along with very sugary names. Like Pumpkin, Sugar, Cupcake, Sweetie, stuff like that. He’s adorable like that. He loves flirty nick names. He just loves it. Call him Teddy Bear, and he’s puddy in your arms. Since he loves hugs and cuddles.

Ron

Ever since his sixth year at Hogwarts, he’s kinda not the most excited by nicknames. Can you blame him? He LITERALLY got drugged. Bro. There is an exception, though. It sounds egotistical, but it really isn’t. He loves when you call him “My Hero.” He doesn’t really feel appreciated or as loved as the others. He deserves to feel special. He’s not smart like Hermione, special like Harry, and don’t get him started on his siblings. Make him feel special. He deserves it.

Ginny

She has a weird thing about her femmnity. Not because she was raised by brothers. Just that she is excepted to be femmine, and gets called a pick me for not being it. So Nick names are very but it miss. Her siblings get a pass, but still. You gotta find that special one. You took notice how her siblings did dumb names. Like to make fun of the act of Nick names. Such as Gin Gin, Ginger Ale. Stuff like that. So, one day, you called her your “EnerGinny Drink-“ She laughed so hard she fell off her broom. Now you have an inside joke that her nick name is “Energy.” Only the twins figured it out, but are bros and keep hushed. So you two can have your special inside joke.

[thepunkpanther]

what’s ur favorite due south episode 🫶

DUDE

why would you ask me that lmfao.

okay so I went by season which is cheating because I’m choosing multiples. but idc!!

Season 1 — season one I can narrow it down to one episode and that’s Pizza and Promises. I love Ray and Fraser going undercover as something Fraser could never be successfully: a salesman. Tammy is too funny. Franny has a cute outfit for a date she never goes on.

Season 2 — for season two I have two. Vault because it’s the episode that is most nostalgic for me. Again Franny wears a cute outfit. And the second one is obviously All the Queen’s Horses. That whole episode is gold. “I have come to debrief you, sir”. Thatcher telling men who look like this 😳 to act natural. There’s horses. There’s a train. “Sure they’re Canadian, but they’re still people.” But shoutout to North. That’s a solid one.

Season 3 — I have two again. Burning Down the House. “Northwest Areas.” Fraser collecting multiple pieces of evidence for why this is not the same Ray, including making Ray eat puddy? Ray saying he doesn’t risk his neck for anyone and then taking a bullet for Fraser 15 minutes later. The second is again, classic, Mountie on the Bounty. I like the contention. I like the angst. I like buddy-breathing (💋). I think it’s hot (and I know Ray thinks so too) when Ray throws Fraser the gun and he goes all “dominion of Canada”.

Season 4 — there’s so many good ones!!!! Ugh I hate you for making me choose (no I don’t). The Ladies Man. I’m not even going to get into it because in reality this one is my favourite of all time and my actual favourite (if I HAD to choose). I have too much to say and I won’t put anyone through that. Just know I love Kowalski with my whole heart. Okay last but not least, I love the finale. I think they got everything pretty much right, and it’s one of my favourite finales ever. I get Ray². They get bitchy. Fraser gets smiley. Rayk and Fraser literally ride off into the sunset. Like ????

I’m so sorry this is so long lol. pls forgive me for being annoying about The show 🫣

[twistedtummies2]

Top 10 Looney Tunes Characters

This year is truly an auspicious one indeed. It marks the centenary of not one, but TWO of the greatest film and animation studios that have ever been. One of them, as many are doubtless aware by now, is Disney, and I do have some things planned for later this year to celebrate that. However, another studio that’s been getting less attention than I think it deserves for its own 100th Anniversary is Warner Bros.! WB started the same year as the Disney studio, and they’re still going strong. When one thinks of WB Animation, chances are good the first characters and cartoons that come to mind are the Looney Tunes. These cartoon classics were a staple of theatrical animation from the 1930s all the way into the early 1960s…and since those days, the characters have continued to pop up in all sorts of places. Movies, TV shows, video games, comics…you name it, the Looney Tunes have been there. These toons are some of the most recognizable characters in the history of animation, more than on par with Mickey Mouse and his allies, and I’ve always loved them. So, I decided it was time to pay them proper tribute! With that said, what better way than to talk about some of my personal favorites? That’s what we’re here to do today. So let’s waste no more time! Mind you don’t slip on any banana peels or similar slapstick cliches: here are My Top 10 Looney Tunes Characters!

10. Speedy Gonzales.

Speedy is one of a few Looney Tunes characters who has sort of faced some controversy over his career (I refer you to Pepe Le Pew, for example). Some people have complained he’s a negative stereotype, but thankfully, the majority of people seem to really love the character. I think the reason why so many love him is because Speedy is one of the most positive and genuinely good characters in the Looney Tunes canon: he’s a character whose able to be heroic while also genuinely being really funny and interesting to watch. The self-proclaimed Fastest Mouse in All Mexico loves to race, loves to play, and isn’t afraid to shoot down the absurdity of some of his more bonkers co-stars, just as he isn’t afraid to outrun and outsmart any cat that tries to harm him or his friends. He’s a lot of fun himself, and he loves to have fun, and that’s probably the best type of cartoon hero there can be.

9. Sylvester the Cat.

Sylvester is one of several characters on this list notable for his sheer versatility. Most of his cartoons do focus on the same basic setup, mind you: Sylvester is hungry, and trying to catch something to eat…but inevitably gets foiled at every turn. Sometimes his prey is the aforementioned Speedy, who - in Coyote-and-Road-Runner-esque fashion - Sylvester is just never quick enough to slow down. He’s also occasionally gone after a kangaroo named Hippety Hopper, whom Sylvester somehow keeps mistaking for an oversized rat. (My comments on him “not being quick” stand here, too.) Most famously, of course, he’s the “Bad Ol’ Puddy Tat” constantly trying to gobble up Tweety Bird…who you will NOT be seeing on this countdown. (I’ve never actually liked Tweety, save for a few appearances. I WANT that super-cutesy little PSYCHOPATH to be cat food someday, and I don’t care how heartless that makes me sound.) While all of these did follow some similar patterns and formulas, each of these opponents offered a different kind of conflict for Sylvester to overcome, and therefore a different set of gags that could be utilized, and a lot of different scenarios to allow for comedy to happen. He also popped up in a few cartoons with Porky Pig, which brought a new dimension to the character: in these appearances, a mute Sylvester is depicted as Porky’s pet cat, who constantly has to save his oblivious master from all sorts of dangerous situations. Whether he’s a well-meaning scaredy cat or a greedy predator, he’s always fun to watch.

8. Yosemite Sam.

One of the most renowned villains in the Looney Tunes catalogue. I like to think of this loudmouthed little cowpuncher as the WB equivalent to Disney’s Pete. Both are characters who are versatile in how they have been fitted into just about every sort of time period and setting imaginable, with just about every antagonistic role you can think of. He’s most famous as being a Wild West outlaw, naturally, but Sam has also played a Black Knight, a Hessian Soldier, a Space Invader, a Crooked Politician, a Pirate, a Prison Guard, and many, MANY other things. Each time, his personality is the same: wild, hysterical, ornery, scheming yet somehow gullible, and eternally frustrated, usually due to the efforts of “that lowdown, long-eared, carrot-eatin’ varmint,” Bugs Bunny. Sam’s personality is just such an easy one to handle, and so fun to play with, you can put him into just about any type of situation, and without needing to change him much, he can work just as easily. I actually feel really bad placing him so low on the list, but hopefully those above him won’t disappoint.

7. Elmer Fudd.

Elmer is another character, sort of like Sylvester, who can play either protagonist or antagonist just as easily as the other. In fact, he’s been both more often than Sylvester has! We know him best, of course, for his many attempts to hunt down Bugs Bunny (and Daffy Duck), and these stories already have plenty of fun reinventions, twists, and overall moments. Everything from putting Elmer in different time periods (like the Stone Age), throwing him into different settings (like chasing Bugs into an opera house), or just changing up his role in some crazy way (like making him a viking with a magic helmet). No matter what you do, these always end the same for Elmer: either he never gets Bugs, or he THINKS he does, and then immediately regrets it because he’s just too softhearted and slow-witted for his own good. However, Elmer’s played other parts as well: sometimes he’s not even hunting Bugs, he’s just the victim of that “Wascawwy Wabbit’s” cruel pranks. Sometimes he’s just trying to get by, and Daffy Duck starts causing chaos for him. Poor Elmer just can’t catch a break, and that’s kind of why we like him: even when he IS the bad guy, he’s far from the WORST guy. Add to that his iconic voice and mannerisms, and it’s no wonder he remains one of the most recognizable characters in this group.

6. Porky Pig.

Believe it or not, Porky was the first real superstar character in the Looney Tunes library. That’s one of the reasons the classic ending line we all know and love was given to him (it’s also why Bugs would later take it over a couple of times, when HE became a star). Much like Yosemite Sam, Porky is one of the most versatile characters on the team, but in a different way: while Sam is a versatile antagonist, Porky is a versatile protagonist. Porky is essentially the straight man to all the other totally bonkers toons around him. He’s sort of the Kermit the Frog of this universe: a guy constantly trying to keep his cool and be civil, but forever aggravated and tormented by the world around him. With that said, the way he bounces off different characters already has a lot of different ways of working: his most famous co-star is probably Daffy Duck, and even just with that one character, they’ve had a relationship that has gone in just about every direction it can go. Sometimes Porky is Daffy’s sidekick, who always proves to be more competent and level-headed than the vain and over-the-top Daffy could ever hope to be. Other times, Daffy is actually HIS sidekick, forever frustrating Porky with his goofy antics. And still other times, there’s no “sidekicking” involved, Daffy just…kind of shows up to totally ANNOY the pig until Porky inevitably snaps and goes berserk. Even Porky cartoons that don’t involve Daffy (and there are plenty of those) usually follow one of these three patterns: Porky is eternally an Alice in the Wonderland of the Looney Tunes…you know, if Alice had a stutter. And was a pig. And was no longer female-okay, that analogy didn’t work, but you get the idea.

5. Taz.

Taz, a.k.a. The Tasmanian Devil, is a rare example of a character whose star has risen over time since his initial appearances in the Golden Age of the Looney Tunes. Back then, Taz only showed up in five cartoons, between 1954 and 1964; the twilight decade, many would say, of these great cartoon stars. No one would have likely guessed that Taz would take off to become one of the most iconic and popular characters in the Looney library, with tons of merchandise, a TV show with him as the main protagonist, several major video game and film appearances, and so on. For some reason, however, this wild, ravenous, spinning-and-slobbering devil just kept being used, and the public kept eating him up just as fast as he ate…well…EVERYTHING up. He went from a pure villain who would devour anyone in sight, to suddenly becoming a slightly more heroic, albeit not always terribly bright, character. He can, could, would, and WILL just as easily play the role of an ally to characters like Bugs and Daffy, as much as their adversary. It’s hard to say exactly why Taz caught on, but I’m certainly not complaining about it, since he’s a ton of fun to watch every time. And again, that’s really all a great cartoon star needs to be. (Also, for anybody who may be curious...I do have a mild crush on this guy. I’m weird, shush.)

4. Wile E. Coyote.

It was actually really hard for me to choose between Taz and the Coyote, and I’m not honestly entirely sure if I made the right choice. It was essentially a tie between the two characters; on any given day, my mind could change. But, in the moment of making this list, I felt Wile E. deserved slightly higher placement, and thus here we are. (Also, yes, much like Taz, I do have a mild crush on the Coyote. Again, I’m weird, shush.) Having said all that, I imagine this self-proclaimed Super-Genius hardly needs an introduction. Much like Sylvester, Wile E. mostly spends his time trying to get something to eat. Usually, he’s found chasing the Road Runner and trying to trap him, but on a couple of occasions he’s bedeviled Bugs Bunny, and once in a blue moon he’ll have encounters with other characters. In most of Wile E.’s appearances, he’s a silent character, communicating solely through body language, facial expressions, and the occasional random sign he pulls out of nowhere. Whenever he DOES speak, he speaks in a smooth, slick, uppercrust English or Mid-Atlantic dialect. Whether silent or speaking, this Coyote’s basic trouble is always the same: despite his own confidence in his supposed superior intellect, a combination of clumsiness, shortsightedness, and his bizarre obsession with relying almost entirely on the ACME Corporation’s clearly faulty products always leads to him getting bamboozled. Over time, animators, writers, and directors have found new ways to spin off of Coyote’s usual formula, with stories like him taking the Road Runner to court, or turning into a fat slob due to an over-reliance on his own inventions. It’s the bizarre blend of brilliance and determination against poor planning and overconfidence that makes him such a fun character to see in action. He may never win…but I think a lot of us wish he could.

3. Daffy Duck.

While Porky was the first superstar character among the Looney Tunes (and Merrie Melodies), Daffy was really the first breakthrough character that was TRULY befitting of the title “looney.” In the early days, Daffy was a wisecracking, wild character, zipping about and causing trouble; a constant trickster who was a bundle of energy, causing mayhem for various hapless boobs. Most of the characters who followed suit on this idea - including his future rival, Bugs Bunny - essentially took their cues from Daffy’s book. Over time, the character crystalized into the mad mallard we know today. Daffy is still zany, but what he’s most known for today is his ego. Daffy is practically a narcissist, selfish in just about every way, as well as frequently quite greedy. Everything he does is for either the spotlight, cash, or both. He’s yet another character who has been the villain just as often as he’s been the hero…but even when in a more protagonistic role, he’s ALWAYS a flawed character, whose self-serving attitude leads to disaster for himself, and usually for many others. Just like Yosemite Sam, he’s also a character who has played many roles: any time the Looney Tunes want to parody a particular genre, it seems like Daffy is always the character who gets chosen. Whether he’s imitating Robin Hood or Sherlock Holmes, or going on high-flying escapades as the incompetent space hero called Duck Dodgers, you can go on a lot of different adventures with him. He’s been partnered up and pitted against nearly every character on the crew, and each and every alliance, rivalry, and so on is fun to see in action.

2. Bugs Bunny.

Just as it was hard to choose between Taz and Wile E. Coyote, it was also hard to choose between Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. In the end though…maybe it’s too predictable, but I ultimately did feel I preferred Bugs SLIGHTLY over Daffy. What’s interesting is that, in the early days, Bugs was pretty similar to Daffy: in a lot of his earliest appearances, they’re almost the same character. Both were madcap tricksters who seemed to exist just to drive other characters completely insane for the sheer sake of it, and both had big egos that needed to be satisfied. (In Bugs’ case, this was most evident in encounters he had with the character Cecil Tortoise, who might be the only character in all of Looney Tunes to truly outmatch Bugs on the cartoon battlefield, over and over again.) Over time, however - mostly thanks to Friz Freleng and Chuck Jones - Bugs began to evolve. While still a trickster with a wild sense of humor, the character became more laid back, casual, collected. He was someone who went into situations with the confidence that he could come out okay, if he just thought fast and didn’t let it all faze him. And while he could be downright cruel in the ways he would trick and toy with people, the attacks became unprovoked less often: it was usually a case of others doing something wrong to Bugs, and he would finally lose patience and declare, “Of course you realize THIS means war.” That’s essentially the Bugs Bunny we know today: he still faces conflict and such, but it’s his approach and the way he reacts to situations that makes him such fun to watch. Once again, it also makes him quite versatile, as he can be anywhere and play just about any role, from the star of the show to more of a narrator or similarly peripheral character. He can be the everyman, the superman, and as long as it always sticks to the traits he started out with, it will always work. In fact, the only real question about his placement on this list is…why isn’t he number one?

1. Marvin the Martian.

I don’t know WHY Marvin is my favorite Looney Tunes character, but he is, and really always has been. He’s not by any means the funniest of the Looney Tunes, but there’s something about this little world-destroying gremlin I find endlessly endearing. Much like Taz, Marvin started out as a small fish in a big cartoon pond; in fact, just like the Tasmanian Devil, Marvin the Martian (originally called “Commander X2,” and later “Antwerp”) only showed up in five cartoons during the Golden Age of the Looney Tunes. He fought Bugs Bunny in four of them, and Daffy Duck and Porky Pig in another. And while he hasn’t become the merchandising mammoth that Taz has, he’s still got a very loyal fanbase and following, and has remained a mainstay among the Looney Tunes ever since. Just like Taz, creators just kept using him, and fans kept asking for more; somehow, this little martian never faded away. What I love about Marvin is that he’s essentially another straight man, much in the way Porky is…but now, he’s a straight man on the opposite side of the fence. He’s usually the bad guy, while Porky is almost always the protagonist: whether Marvin’s trying to abduct people, conquer worlds, or blow up the Earth (because it obstructs his view of Venus), he’s always an obstacle the other characters have to overcome. Yet he’s depicted as so loveable and so mild-mannered, it’s hard to be scared of him or dislike him. It also means the moments where his inner rage gets the better of him, and his temper flares, become all the more hilarious: seeing that pomposity and stiff-upper-lip nature get blown apart at the seams is always a ton of fun. It’s difficult to describe my reasoning, but regardless, Marvin the Martian will always be My Favorite Looney Tunes Character.

HONORABLE MENTIONS INCLUDE…

Foghorn Leghorn.

Michigan J. Frog.

Rocky & Mugsy.

Road Runner.

Lola Bunny.

Gossamer. “Th-The-The E-THAT’S ALL FOLKS!”

[dotster001]

Congratulations on 1.5k followers, you deserve it! I was wondering if for your event I could request a type one matchup for twst. (Sorry if this is a bit long I’m just trying to give as much information I can-) I’d say I’m a pretty calm person in general, but sometimes I tend to be chaotic and a bit impulsive when I get excited. I do have a slight problem with sleeping aka I tend to sleep a lot more than the recommended hours and get sleepy easily. I am an ambivert leaning towards extrovert(somehow) and tend to have to be the one standing up for my friends. I have a wide range of interests but the main ones would probably be sharks/any kind of marine life, dinosaurs, and plants(help I sound like your average 5 year old kid-) I love to drone on about my interests unless the other person will get bored then I just don’t. I’m not as empathetic as others would presume but when it comes for the people I really care about I’m not afraid to go above and beyond for them. I am in band and love musicals and theatre in general, but I also do enjoy playing video games and making comics for fun. I do also like tending to my plants and bake. I don’t really dislike anything, I just find it annoying when people don’t understand that no means no and when people bother me in my sleep(even if they have the best intentions)

I hopes didn’t drone on too long and that you have a wonderful rest of your day/night ^^

Event Closed

I match you with Azul Ashengrotto.

Is this partially because I saw "marine life" and couldn't think of anything else? Yes. But for real, he loves to hear you go off about your ocean interests, cause sometimes things are different in our world. Plus, he gets to be the coolest person in your eyes when he takes you on a tour of his home, and wows you with his extensive knowledge on marine life of the area. (He also has a couple shark mers who owe him a favor. He can def introduce you if you want to hear about shark's straight from the…uh…the shark's mouth.)

You probably start dating because he tricks you into a contract with a potion to help you stay awake. He 100% had a crush on you, and used it to his advantage. Yeah it's skeezy, but you eventually fall for him back, so all's well. Classic enemies to lovers. But pretty soon, he finds he likes when you sleep longer, because it means your clingy octopus has lots of time to cuddle and cling. (He makes sure the twins know they will not be receiving a paycheck if they ever disturb your sleep. And if you beat them up for waking you up, he'll look the other way)

He likes your ambivert/extravert side. He plans to be a high achieving business man until he can retire, so he'll be doing a lot of networking, a lot of parties, and he'll need people to help him run the business. He hopes he can count on you for some of that, but if you can at least be someone to attend parties with him, he'll be so excited to show you off.

He also likes your not so empathetic side. He likes to see you be snarky or devious. He thinks it's so hot. There was one time you had to fire a terrible worker, and when you were done, he took you into the VIP room to make out. It was the hottest thing he's ever seen.

Literally, all your hobbies make him fall more in love with you. If you bake him something, if you buy him a plant, if you draw him something, if you invite him to game with you, oh my God! The man is weak! His poor heart(s) can't take it! He is puddy in your hands. He'll give you anything in this entire world! You're just too much for him!!!!!

"Say you'll share with me one life, one lifetime,"

Azul looked up from his paperwork, searching for the voice that was able to draw him in far better than any siren could.

"Say the word and I will follow you."

He left his desk, and quickly ran out the door, in the direction of the lounge.

"Share each day with me, each night, each morning."

He found you singing into a microphone, standing in front of one of the tables, which was decorated with candles and a romantic place setting.

"Anywhere you go let me go too."

He came right up to you, and grinned, pretending his eyes weren't littered with tears, just like they were  every time you sang him a romantic ballad from your world.

"Love me. That's all I ask of you."

He nodded vigorously, before kissing you deeply. He wanted to imprint every part of this moment into his memory. For so long, he thought no one could love him as much as you.

"Azul, stop snogging, your fucking spaghetti's getting cold!"

He sighed, and glared at Floyd, who had just arrived at the table. He wanted to engrave almost every part of this into his memory.

[emerald194]

Ok, so out of curiosity here, what is your headcanon voice of Joe Puddy? For me, I headcanon that he is voiced by Jeff Bennett, who did this guy.

I don't think I have a specific headcanon voice for him besides the classic gruff construction worker-type voice. 🤔

I do like the voice you picked, though. It's so different from many of Jeff Bennett's other roles, I didn't recognize it as him!

[untilthcyrot]

[ cherry ]  what is one thing you love about yourself?

[ canary ]  do you have pets? if yes, how many and what?

[ blonde ]  what is your favorite type of music? favorite artist? favorite song?

🐝  *  ―  𝑪𝑶𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑭𝑼𝑳 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑰𝑬𝑾.

[ cherry ]  what is one thing you love about yourself?

I don't want to pat myself on the back, but I think my compassion for other people. Treating everyone like they are human beings with their own thoughts, feelings, shit going on, aspirations, anything. I just love connecting with people and I'm very empathetic.

[ blonde ]  what is your favorite type of music? favorite artist? favorite song?

I'm very much a classic rock kind of girl but also, a lot of the music I listen to I get from movies and shows. I call it like, folk or alternative rock, those are typically the genres I gravitate to the most. My favorite artists are the Beatles, Radical Face, Muse, Fleetwood Mac, Guns N Roses, Led Zeppelin (just to name "a few" lmao). My favorite song might be harder to answer because it just depends on what I'm currently obsessed with or what I feel resonates with me the most. "Bitter Taste" by Billy Idol is currently by go-to.

[ canary ]  do you have pets? if yes, how many and what?

I'm doing this question last just so I can put the pics of my pets underneath a read more. But yes!! I have two five-year-old german shepherds (forever puppies idc), named Rajah and Jaxon. Loves of my life. Then there's the Satan cat, Puddie, who loves attacking me any time I go to pet him. Hence him being Satan.

[kindahoping4forever]

Ok ok... YB Daddy Ash orrrr YB-esque Daddy Ash with all the current tattoos? Explain ya self. 🦦🦦

Ma'am, you're offering me a scenario where I could have God Tier Daddy moments like this PLUS The Star? Where do I sign up???

honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer

[lordabovehelpme]

I honestly don’t think Frank would be super dominant in bed like a lot of people write him to be. Not that I dont love it! But just think, everything else in his life is rough, blood, sweat and pain, but in bed with intimacy he would be gentle, and praise his lover left and right

Okay anon- we are on the same brain wave! 🧠

I totally agree with you! I see a ton of people writing him all gruff and dangerous, and while he is (and I have a hoot reading those) I also feel like it’s something he wouldn’t be around his lover.

Here’s my thoughts...

If you don’t know him that well, like he hasn’t let you in yet or you’re just a quick fuck- that’s all you are. Then he’s all gruff and pushy and dominant. Because he doesn’t necessarily care about what you think or to be honest, care at all. So I totally understand writing him like that for those situations.

However.

Once you wiggle your way into his heart, he gets protective and boy does he care. He’d tear the world apart if something even barely harmed you, including himself. So there’s that fierce affection for you that makes him fall to his knees, that brings out his smiles, that threatens to make his heart burst.

Like you said, his life is full of death and blood and pain. And there’s no way in hell he’s bringing that to you. He’s already amazed you’ve stuck with him for this long, afraid that his sins and actions will taint your brilliance.

In the bedroom, (or elsewhere- I don’t judge) I can totally see him spending extra time making sure you’re ready for him.

He holds you from behind, putting your legs over his thighs so you’re spread for him. He rubs his hands over your body, touching you everywhere but where you want. And not until you’re nearly begging him, he’ll start to rub circles on your clit.

You’re all breathless and leaning back against his shoulder, eyes half opened and your own hands gripping at his forearm.

He fingers you, eats you out, making sure you’ve cum at least once before he even gets his cock out.

I can see this going two ways, the first being classic missionary where he can see your face, making sure that you’re not showing any signs of discomfort while he slides into you. The second being him having you on top, letting you work down on him at your own pace.

And he’s always asking if you’re okay, if it feels good, if you need to stop, if it’s too much. Somehow it makes you feel even more sensitive, maybe it’s because he’s pouring as much love as he can into your skin.

Afterwards, he’s all cuddles and kisses. Like melted goo, puddy in your hands. But not before he slides a warm washcloth between your thighs, telling you how amazing you are, how pretty you are, how perfect you are. Kisses pressed against your flesh as he lets his heart run wild. 

It’s never about him, and even when you try and make it, it’s because he wants to give you eveything and please you.  

So yeah- thank you for sharing!  

I’m actually in the middle of writing a softer intimate scene with frank right now. So keep your eyes out! Hehe 

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So, I see that you like my joe Puddy scar Headcanon, but do you have any headcanons of Joe Puddy for me to see?

Here I come with my brainrot

sleep schedule headcanons - Wake up eariy, go to sleep late. Working 9 to 5!

listening to music headcanons - Dad music (like that 70's classic rock or whatever)

cooking headcanons - He'll use literally anything but fruit, but he'll definitely use meat! :)

sleeping position headcanons - Side sleeper, back sleeper, stomach sleeper, or fetus position ^^

love language headcanons - I got none

sad headcanons - Bb man has night terrors about Zomberry!! And then Elaine has to comfort him (I hc she's a therapist :3)

habit headcanons - He wants to have surgary stuff (bc of Zomberry), but he tries to avoid it. If he's distracted enough, he'll have it.

date headcanons - I got none

sexuality headcanons - I'm not very smart when it comes to pride so uh yeah, maybe aroace tho

offering advice headcanons - "Don't eat fruit"

receiving advice headcanonsswearing headcanons - "I acknowledge your advice but choose to ignore it"

body language headcanons - It's like cats. The slightest movement is the biggest difference.

guilty pleasure headcanons - I got nothing

lazy day headcanons - Spends all day watching football or something

waking up next to them headcanons - Goes back to sleep 👍

irrational fears/dislikes headcanons - I was gonna say blueberries but considering what he went through I don't think it's that irrational

cuddling headcanons - He doesn't cuddle. That's it.

game night headcanons - FOOTBALL

movie night headcanons - Will Ferrell movies

pda headcanons - He doesn't even show affection in private

roadtrip headcanons - He is driving and surviving purely off of black coffee

jealousy headcanons - EVEN MORE sarcastic, definitely cold(er)

seasonal headcanons - Part of me can picture him having allergies and it's perfect

holiday headcanons - He really likes Christmas and puts mistletoe everywhere to kiss Elaine teehee

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Cashton smut on wednesday? Is that Gucci for you all?

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hello! i am moving to a new blog!

my new jamblr blog is @puddi-classic

i'm moving partially because the person who used to be on this blog with me randomly blocked me on everything without warning or explanation, and partially because i like having a whole separate account more than having a side blog under the same email bc it's just. nicer and more neat. basically this blog makes me sad now lol and it'll be easier for me to use the other. anyways thank u all for the love on my posts and the memories on jamblr, i hope to make more on my new blog too <3 ((im not deleting this one but i might repost some of the stuff from here onto there just so i have it all in one place))

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Cool Off, Tough Guy

A/N: For my bestie’s birthday!! Happy 18th Jace, I love you so much and I couldn’t imagine my life without you. Good luck at training🥺 you’re one of the best friends i have made in the bob fandom and i love our endless conversations at how hot the actors are (and me freaking out about a different one every single day) you make me a better person and i can’t thank you enough for all the smiles and laughs you’ve given me. I love you with all my heart baby💚 p.s. your accent is the cutest thing ever

another A/N: in the book it said they had pillow fights so why not snowball fights? sorry this is short again

requested by: no one, written for @speirs-sexy-ass​

prompt 6: “well… i can scratch that off my bucket list.”

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wc: 1,270

summary: Speirs was playfully teasing and messing with you, so you decide to get revenge by throwing snow at him to “cool him off”. Naturally, he throws one back. You can see where this is going:)

taglist: @liebegott @floydtab @band-of-bitches @speirs-sexy-ass @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant @wexhappyxfew​ @alienoresimagines​

hope you all enjoy reading this💓

You woke up from a restless night of sleep, thinking back to the brutal nights at Bastogne not even three weeks ago. You slowly opened your eyes, glaring at the bars above you holding up the bunk above you. You saw the mattress moving as Webster rolled over, still asleep. You could hear the slight sound of springs compressing and expanding at any small movement from the men surrounding you. 

Your eyes wandered to see your sheet half off the bed and on the floor. You then saw your pair of boots, with your uniform next them hanging off a chair. Your eyes flickered to the window, the beautiful light shining through. The light traveled down from the slits in the curtains to a certain pair of boots you knew all too well. 

“Everybody up! We got breakfast and showers.” You found the familiar features in his face, although your vision still a bit blurred from drowsiness. The humble cleft in his chin that you teased him for and called him butt-chin. He had perfectly sized lips, plump and pink, which usually had a cigarette hanging from them. Your eyes lingered on his cheeks, where you could still see the black painted lines from all that time ago. His symmetrical nose twitched at the aroma the had stayed in the air from last night’s dinner. His eyes remained tough as he searched around the room, but softened as he looked you over with a playful smile. “That means all of you.”

You groggily sat up, still half covered by the sheet. Your bare feet touched the cool wood floor, and it sent shivers up and down your body. You had only your old PT gear on for pajamas, and it was the middle of winter. Speirs walked up to your bunk and rested his arms on the top bar to Webster’s bunk. He had already jumped down and started putting on his uniform. You grabbed your uniform from the chair and started putting the sheet up for some privacy like you do every morning. 

He gripped your hand and whispered in your ear, “not even I can see the show?” He had a sly smile on his face which faded when you pushed his shoulder. 

“Shut up and let me get dressed, huh?” You finished putting the sheet up and you felt your cheeks get warm. He held so much power over you, you were like puddy in his hands every time he flirted with you. You pulled the shirt over your head and pushed your arms through the holes of your jacket. You slowly pulled the sheet down, worried he was going to try to scare you. Instead he was standing with breakfast for you. You graciously took the metal cup out of his hands, feeling his soft touch as you grazed your fingers against his. You would feel the warm feeling from the hot food start to fill your body. He broke eye contact and unsurely said “I’m.. gonna go check on the other men.”

“Since when does he check up on us?” you heard Liebgott sarcastically say from across the room. 

“I think he just wanted to see you, Y/N,” Babe replied as he made kissing noises. More of your friends joined in the teasing as you smirked and rolled your eyes. All of you knew that you and Speirs were a thing, but you weren’t ready to admit that yet. You’ve had trouble with your relationships in the past, and you weren’t ready to commit and get hurt again. 

“Alright, alright that’s enough,” you got in between them and pushed them away, “let’s just go shower and see what our assignments are.”

“Hmmm changing the subject are we now, Y/L/N.” Malarkey looked up at you from behind his cup of coffee, challenging you to say something about your relationship with the toughest officer Easy Company has. Instead, you waved your hand, motioning the boys to follow you. Your entire platoon walked outside as you pointed and declared “shower time” with a huge smile on your face.��Most of them just rolled their eyes and chuckled.

You stood at the back of the line, wanting to be one of the last people to shower when you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist from behind. The men waiting in line that knew you raised their eyebrows and smirked, gossiping to each other. You started tapping on his hands, like you were playing the drums, to the tune of one of your favorite songs. You sharply turned around, so his hands were caressing your lower back, inching closer to your butt. He leaned in close and softly breathed on your ear. 

“What do you say if I join you?” This took you completely by surprise, so you raised your eyebrows and covered your mouth. You grabbed his hands, and unlocked them from behind them, and held them in your own for a moment. You let them go and clutched some snow in your small hands. 

“I think you need to cool off tough guy.” He started to move back, but you were faster. You threw the powdery substance directly at his face and scored. The men that have known you since Toccoa looked on in amazement at how much you’ve changed from the shy girl you were when you arrived.

“Oh, it’s on,” he grabbed snow from the cold ground and threw it through his hand, but it wasn’t tightly packed, so it flew through the air in imitation of if it was actually snowing. It landed on everyone, showered or not, and they knew what they had to do. Before you knew it, everyone joined in. This is the most fun you had had since training. You were laughing your heart out and locked eyes with Ron every so often, you loved seeing him happy. This was one of the only times you saw him let loose and be genuinely happy around someone other than you. It was quite refreshing. 

You rolled your snowballs as fast as you could and threw that at anyone approaching you at an uncomfortable speed or distance. Whenever you hit someone, especially in the face, you looked over at Speirs and he gave you a wink. When a snowball hit you, it gave you inner strength to throw even harder and faster. 

Winters and Nixon came around, and no one noticed they had joined the chaos. It was nice to see the officers having fun. Often times, you felt bad for them because you felt this enormous pressure you could sense off of Speirs. You couldn’t imagine what Winters must be having to deal with. He was an amazing leader and you couldn’t be happier to have been in this company. 

Eventually, you had to stop because, well, you were in a war. Ron walked over to you, covered in soft, fluffy snow. “Well... I can scratch that off my bucket list.” He side-eyed you, daring you to give some smart remark.

“What, have a snowball fight in the middle of France?”

“Have a snowball fight in the middle of a WAR in France, with my amazing girlfriend might I add.” He had never used the word girlfriend before. It caught you by surprise, but you loved that sound of that. Ronald Speirs’s girlfriend.

“Girlfriend huh?” You glanced at him, making sure he didn’t make a mistake. 

“You got a problem with that?” He gave his classic smart ass grin.

“No,” you gave him a quick kiss on the lips, lingering longer than he expected, “not a problem at all.”

[irwinkitten]

mistletoe and wine | m.c

notes: guess what, i’m writing winter themed fics and here is the first of four. i’ll be posting one each week. enjoy! warnings: none word count: 1.5k!

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You were sure that Michael was debating on either asking if you’d been kidnapped or straight up running away from the almost manic like grin that was stretched across your lips. 

But you knew that he understood your excitement and even shared in it; if only to a lesser degree.

“Why are you grinning like that? Who did you kill at work? Was it you coworker that tried to get you into trouble?” At the query, he laughed at the offended look you gave him in return. Feeling his arm slipping around you, giving a gentle squeeze, you couldn’t keep the look on your face.

“I didn’t kill anyone. They were lucky that they left before I could actually commit a murder though.” Your dark mutter made him smile as he pressed a kiss to your temple.

“There’s my homicidal maniac.” The words had caught you off guard and unable to help yourself, you snorted out a laugh, making him grin. You knew you could count on him to make light of the situation, but your excitement was not one to be deterred.

“It’s going to be our first Christmas together in our home Mikey.” Instead of understanding like you’d hoped, you were met with a look of confusion and you held back your sigh.

And then it clicked, his eyes widening as a grin bloomed across his lips.

“Our first Christmas home! We’re decorating, right?” And you couldn’t help yourself, laughing as you pressed a kiss to his lips and pulled him to the direction of the living room where various boxes were sat waiting to be rummaged through.

“We are. Since We both brought our own decorations when we moved in, I figured we could go through them together.” And Michael chuckled as he opened up one of the boxes, holding up the cheesy tree ornament that your parents had given back to you, one that you’d made when you were a child.

“Shut up.” You grinned at him as you found the box filled to the brim with various garlands. Tugging one out of the box, you draped it across his shoulders and he scoffed, pulling it off only to throw it over you, gently tugging you closer to him with each end.

“Trapped.” He teased, a playful grin on his lips as you kissed his cheek before ducking from under the garland, ignoring his noise of protest.

“Decorations first, distractions later.” The dramatic sigh you received in return made you press your lips together in amusement before you put on the Christmas playlist, a mixture of old classics with various artists that you both liked that had done Christmas songs.

You’d not felt excited for Christmas until you’d realised this little bit of information. You’d been dreading the holidays before it had occurred to you that-despite it being far from your first christmas together-it was your first christmas together in your new home.

Both families had understood that you wanted to spend the holidays together in your new home and had decided to travel to the two of you instead of the two of you visiting various countries. Michael had most been excited about this. 

When Moose came to investigate the noises of the boxes being opened and the bags being rustled, Southy far too used to the sounds to follow after the other dog.

You’d almost danced in glee when you’d found the small reindeer outfit that you’d originally purchased for Southy years ago. The look that Michael gave you, made you stick your tongue out at him.

“Moose baby, come here.” You coaxed her and she was hesitant, occasionally sniffing at the various decorations that had fallen onto the floor. You noticed that Michael had his phone out as Moose reached you and you fussed her in turn.

She gave you kisses in return and you’d successfully gotten the outfit tacked around her. Surprisingly, she didn’t protest the outfit, instead turning to Michael who had laughed and made her way over to him, her tail going a mile a minute.

“You poor thing. You’ve got weeks of this Moose.” He murmured as he ruffled her fur. You grinned as he got the outfit off her.

“Leave the dogs out of it for now.” He teased finally as he took out the lump of christmas lights and you laughed.

“Get those untangled and I might.” You knew that he would, he had more patience than you did when it came to Christmas lights. 

Now and then, the two of you would sing along, occasionally throwing pieces of garland at Michael whenever he swapped lyrics out for a ruder version. Every time he did, you tried to keep up the offended looks, but even you couldn’t help but laugh at him, chiming in with your own versions which earned more decorations being thrown in return.

With the boxes organised, you both finally began decorating, taking the garland and wrapping it around the banister of the stairs. 

“Can you believe that we got this far?” You asked him as you ventured back into the living room, decorations in hand as you worked together to get them hung over the picture frames.

“Honestly, every bad Christmas we had to suffer, this makes up for all of them.” He murmured once you back to the boxes. 

You started to put up the tree when Michael disappeared. You weren’t entirely sure what he was up to, knowing that he did have the wreath for the door, but the mischievous smirk he’d given you as he disappeared out of the room told you there was definitely more that he was up to. 

Once the tree was up, the branches spread easily for the decorations to hang from, Michael  reappeared with a steaming mug and you hesitated before taking a sip, the mulled wine bringing you warmth you hadn’t realised you were missing.

“I figured that we could have a mug or two before we decorate the tree.” His voice had fallen quiet and you found yourself melting slightly, pressing a kiss to his lips, tasting the mulled wine on his own lips.

“Sounds like a plan, handsome. Plus we can sort out the tree decorations.” You hummed and his face lit up as he placed his mug down, racing up the stairs to your confusion and amusement.

It didn’t take long for him to return, a small box in his hands as he settled back next to you. Almost immediately, you’d tucked yourself into his side, grinning at his chuckle as he handed you the box, taking the mug from your hands.

“I was waiting for this because, well just open it and see.” He encouraged, his face alight with excitement. 

So of course you took your sweet time, earning a groan from him, however he didn’t rip the package open like you’d half expected him to. He sat patiently, watching your face.

So once the wrapping paper was discarded and you pried the lid off, you looked away from him to the item in question and felt your breath leave you.

Inside was an ornament, a small square with a key painted at the top, with yours and Michael’s names underneath, followed by the year, marking it your first Christmas together in this home. 

You couldn’t find the words to convey the joy at this one small thing, along with the love that you felt for him. It felt like you chest was fit to burst with the love you felt surge up for him and you jumped as you felt his finger brush your cheek.

That was when you realised that he was brushing away a tear.

“Mikey.” Your voice cracked and he shifted the both of you, his arms pulling you into him. And you held onto him tightly as he pressed a kiss to the top of your head.

“I wanted something to mark this Christmas. It’s special to us, together as our little family.”

You were lost for words at the small but thoughtful gift.

“How about we start decorating then?” I’ve got a few ways to show my appreciation of your gift but I’d rather have everything already done.” The tease was enough, but he smiled and kissed you softly, his fingers cupping your face.

“I love you.” He whispered gently and you could’ve sworn you melted into his touch.

“I love you too. C’mon.” You coaxed, and he followed your lead. Decorating the tree was not nearly as stressful as you’d anticipated, both of you aiming for a tree that was both tasteful but you couldn’t help but laugh at the small gaming figurines that were scattered throughout the tree.

Once the star was on top, the newest decoration in clear view of the room, you leaned back into Michael as he stood behind you, surveying the room.

Turning in his arms, you beamed up at him and he grinned. His hand moved from around you, prompting you to look up to see he was holding mistletoe above the two of you. 

You laughed and kissed him soundly, his hand discarding the mistletoe as he pulled you closer to him.

You were almost certain that this had become your favourite Christmas by far. 

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