#pub!charlie

[babybluebex]

Bex can I request Charlie dating and maybe nsfw hcs? Mwah take care of yourself

yes charlie my dearest love i absolutely can expand on him (wish there was more of him that didn't have IRISH MIKE splashed across it but i'll take what i can get)

my dear charlie

as an aside, doesn't pertain to anything else in this post, but he wears a small gold hoop in his left ear

(bc i NEED a joe character to wear something in his piercing and it's gonna be charlie)

anyway (gets nsfw after this, so i'll hide it under a cut)

he loves you so much, and he loves your body

he's always got a hand on your back or squeezing your thigh

sitting next to him on the stools in the pub and his thumb is rubbing the inside of your thigh

he loves to cuddle with you

laying between your legs and using your tits as a pillow is his favorite position to cuddle

he could fall asleep in that position (and he has)

his full body weight pressing down on you and you brush back his short curls "charlie baby, you've gotta wake up" and he groans and smashes his face closer into your tits

he's such a baby when you have to wake him up in the morning too

whining and groaning, silly thing

but he loves always touching you, and he loves kissing you

he'll kiss you anywhere he can in that moment, on your hand or cheek or the back of your head

when you instigate the kiss, you touch his cheeks and cup his jaw as you kiss him, and his arms wrap tight around your middle and press you right up against him

he'll leave hickies everywhere too

he'll leave them on your arms and legs, on your hips and stomach and tits, even on your side

if you tell him "don't mark me up, i have work tomorrow", he'll give you a mark that can be easily hidden under your shirt

he also loves being goofy and shoving his head up under your shirt to get at your tits

god charlie loves every part of you, but he LOVES your tits

he loves to suck on your nipples and bite them and hear you gasp

if he could, he would put your entire boob in his mouth and just watch tv like that

he DOES do something like that, nipple in the mouth as he watches telly

you know exactly when he's feeling frisky too, bc he'll start to go for your tits

in the pub and his arm is around your shoulders, and he tugs at the neck of your shirt like he's trying to pull it down

he likes PDA, not an obnoxious amount but he does like to show others that you're his girl

he'll kiss you in public and have his arm around you

and he starts to tug at your shirt or kiss your cheek and you’re like “alright time to go home”

he's not picky, he'll fuck you in whatever position he can manage to get you in

doggy? great! missionary? cool! cowgirl? right on!

he's just so excited to be having sex with you that it doesn't matter to him how it happens

he eats pussy like a champ too

getting down between your legs and looking up at you with his big brown eyes as he gives your cunt fat licks with the flat of his tongue

he could have his head buried between your thighs all night if you let him

sucking your clit and fucking your cunt with his tongue

oh also, pull his hair and watch how quickly he falls apart

or kiss his neck

THAT is charlie's weakness: kiss his neck a little bit and sigh in his ear and he's hard in an instant

and he takes his time with you

he'll fuck you until you come at least twice before he even thinks about coming himself

grabbing your waist and rolling his hips slowly into you, burying himself up to the hilt inside you and groaning softly

"jesus christ, love... so fucking tight"

he's not very vocal, but what he does say, it's all about you

"you feel so good" or "fuck, baby, so perfect"

he likes to come on your tits (duh) and he'll wait until the very last second to pull out and paint your chest

he doesn't mind getting a little gross, he'll kiss you after you give him head, even if you've still got a mouthful of cum

this is super long but bare with me for one more thing: anal. he LOVES it.

seeing your ass split on his cock is such a good sight for him

he could come just from the very thought of fucking your ass

sometimes during sex in your cunt, he'll put his thumb in your ass just to feel your tight rim clench around him in some way

when he's in your ass, that's when he gets a little rough, spanking you and pulling at your hair

he always comes super hard when he's fucking your ass

the type of orgasm where he sees stars flash in his vision and he's outta service for a few minutes afterwards while he tries to get his ears to stop ringing and his heart to stop racing

but he always, always thanks you after sex, no matter what kind

"thank you, darling, i love you"

[strangerathecinema]

i need them all to meet so badly actually

[thegreenhalf]

Two shows that canonically take place in Philadelphia (or, “Chahlie!” x2)

Will make more if people want

[charliework16]

the pure joy radiating from his face when he looks at a cat with mittens :’)

[chunkymonkeyz]

shouting into the void here but im thinking about a fic where the gang drifted apart after high school/college and everything went right in their lives… just my excuse for old man yaoi featuring weird guy psychiatrist dennis but it’s on the brain

[sweetdees-gf]

i am in DESPERATE need of slutty cropped Paddy’s Pub baby tee

[planetary-00]

prepare to experience… sexual magic

[les-annees-vingt]

Les Gais Lurons par Charly Miske, 1920.

[dudja]

Charlie and his hysterical drinking habits #Paint #green #ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia #Comedy #TVShow #Mac #Charlie #paddyspub

[couldtheyescortelliewilliams]

Propaganda:

i don’t think they would get her there or get attached. if anyone were to get attached, it’d be frank imo, because of his relationship with charlie

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How would they have handled the hospital shootout:

frank would start blasting but he is not bulletproof

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[babybluebex]

You’re such a wonderfully creative writer, I’d love to know what your hc ideas for Joe’s pub guy in the Irish Mike music video would be 😂

omfg this is cracking me up 😭 and yet i still have hc's

he lives above the pub

he's friends with the owner of the pub and always hangs out down there

he's usually pretty happy just drinking and chatting shit

sometimes doing a lil dance if he's got enough liquor in him but he's just funny like that

idk what his name is, but i'm feeling something pretty traditional british, like charles

idk WHY but he gives me charles energy, fuck it his name is charles

but you call him charlie

and you're the only one who calls him that

you met at the pub, he was drinking with friends and you wandered in

"ain't ever seen you 'round 'ere before" he says to you

not creepy or leering, he's just curious

the pub is small and old, it's not every day they get new customers

"i just moved here," you tell him "down the street"

"oh cool" and he sips at his beer "think my mate used to live there... what're ya drinking, love, it's on me"

"oh, no, i couldn't—"

"let me" and he flashes his big brown eyes at you, and you're hooked instantly "please?"

"alright" you relent, and charlie grins as you order your drink

he introduces you to his mates as they come in, telling them "little miss just moved into roger's old place"

you don't feel weird or awkward around his friends, it feels like you've known them for ages

finally, the night has to come to an end, and you tell charlie as much "i've got work in the morning, i oughta head out"

"right" and you can tell he's a little disappointed but he adds "can i get your number?"

"why do you need my number?" you tease him, and he jokingly rolls his eyes "are you planning on calling me? you know where i live"

"yeah, but i figured a text would be more welcome than me turning up at your doorstep" charlie laughs "anyway... i'd love to see ya again, darling"

you end up giving him your number, writing it on a pub napkin with a little heart next to your name

he texts you later that night as you're getting ready for bed, and it says "i'm glad i met you, you made my whole night"

he's an absolute sweetheart, just a little goofy sometimes

you make it a habit of going to the pub on friday nights to see charlie, and he's always ecstatic to see you

greets you with a big hug and a "there she is!"

your first kiss is during one of those nights, you're a little tipsy and grinning as charlie does his silly dance in the corner, and he stretches his hand out to beckon you over

the upbeat song he was dancing to ends as you leave your seat, and he holds you tender and close as a slower song starts

his hands are gentle as they skate up your back, and you carefully press your cheek into his warm chest

"i am really glad i met you, ya know" he tells you in a whisper "you really light it up in here... "

"thanks" you tell him "m'glad i met you too; gave me a drinking buddy"

"what if..." he starts and pauses "i sound like a fuckin' idiot, but... what if i wanted to ask you to be more than drinking buddies?"

"really?" you know exactly what he's asking, and it takes you by surprise

sweet, silly charlie from the pub wants to be more than friends

it's enough to make your heart burst

"yeah" he says "what're you thoughts on that?"

"i like the thought" you tell him "how much more do you want?"

"however much you'll let me have" charlie says "everything or nothing, i'll take what i can get"

you rise up onto your toes and finally, finally, kiss him

he tastes like the beer he's been drinking and the cigarette you shared 20 minutes before and just like him and it's wonderful

he grabs your hips and holds you tightly as he kisses you, and you laugh a little when the song changes to some drill nonsense

"oh yes" charlie hisses "love this song"

"are you serious?" you gasp and charlie nods, raising his eyebrows eagerly "that's it, i'm done, relationship over"

"damn it" charlie mumbles playfully "got the girl and lost 'er in 5 seconds"

"just kiss me again and i won't be mad"

and he does

i WILL be revisiting charlie bc omg i'm so in love with him now

[vinylespassion]

Charlie Mingus Record Club.

[chaplinfortheages]

Caption reads: Feb. 08, 1972 - Charlie Chaplin visits Charlie Chaplin : Charlie Chaplin, the famous film comedian today paid a visit to the Charlie Chaplin PUB at the Elephant and Castle, London, S.E. where he attended a special reception to mark the Royal Gala Charity Premiere of the comedian's film 'Modern Times" , which will be attended by Princess Alexandra and her husband at the Paramount Theater, Lower Regent Street, this evening. Photo shows the toast is Charlie Chaplin being called here by Alfie Howard, the Town Crier of Lambeth - at today s reception. Credit Image: © Keystone Press Agency/Keystone USA

Source of second photo Shunichi Ohkubo

[charliework16]

marketing genius

[stairnaheireann]

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