#pto*

[critzkrieg]

can you imagine if the woman you trusted so much to the point where you lied and manipulated and killed for her without ever questioning it for years suddenly turned into dust in front of you without explaining her motives and you just have to walk back to the office break room covered in her ashes

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

put me back in the oven i am NOT done baking

[mrmeepsmadmind]

soundwave : OPTIMIS : SPOTTED. HOMEWRECKER ANNIHILATION : IMMINENT. SOUNDWAVE : WILL KILL EVERYONE. WILL KILL. ALL. VENGEANCE: SHALL BE SWIFT.

Shockwave : ...down girl, down .

the rest of the decepticons : 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

also unrelated but

look at that body . primus.

[godlizzza]

just watched saw x. what a ride.

[the-opal-mermaid]

Ready to yell because I went home from work and I feel like a damn *child* who can't handle the fact that her ear is in pain and she's tired because of it and her sinuses are running and everything is sore and and and

But goddammit I'm 25, this. Shouldn't be a problem I swear I've felt worse than this and still been able to keep going

[14dayswithyou]

Kiara has been banned from the library???

WHAT DID GIRLYPOP DO 😭‼️There are several other patrons with disgustingly unacceptable behavior — just look at the stains on the shelves and carpet! I demand to speak with the manager RIGHT THIS SECOND!!☝️

FREE HERRRR

/silly

Kiara set her sibling up on a date with Teo, so now she's unfortunately doomed to— *comically loud sound of books falling down a staircase* —which then leads to the unfortunate set of events involving Elanor during Day— *Conan's absurdly loud dad sneeze can be heard from his office* —Oh!! And also, if Teo is kept alive, then in Day T— *sounds of someone blowing up the employee lounge again* —So in saying all of that, Kiara has been banned on account of— *who tf is operating a forklift inside the library????* —...But what's this about stains on the shelves?? ^^

[reasonsforhope]

"Illinois will become one of three states to require employers to offer paid time off for any reason after Gov. J.B. Pritzker signed a law on Monday that will take effect next year.

Starting Jan. 1, 2024, Illinois employers must offer workers paid time off based on hours worked, with no need to explain the reason for their absence as long as they provide notice in accordance with reasonable employer standards.

Just Maine and Nevada mandate earned paid time time off and allot employees the freedom to decide how to use it, but Illinois’ law is further reaching, unencumbered by limits based on business size. Similarly structured regulations that require employers to offer paid sick leave exist in 14 states and Washington, D.C., but workers can only use that for health-related reasons.

Illinois employees will accrue one hour of paid leave for every 40 hours worked up to 40 hours total, although the employer may offer more. Employees can start using the time once they have worked for 90 days. Seasonal workers will be exempt, as will federal employees or college students who work non-full-time, temporary jobs for their university.

Pritzker signed the bill Monday in downtown Chicago, saying: ���Too many people can't afford to miss even a day's pay ... together we continue to build a state that truly serves as a beacon for families, and businesses, and good paying jobs.”

Proponents say paid leave is key to making sure workers, especially low-income workers who are more vulnerable, are able to take time off when needed without fear of reprisal from an employer.

Bill sponsor Rep. Jehan Gordon-Booth, a Peoria Democrat, said the bill is the product of years of negotiations with businesses and labor groups.

“Everyone deserves the ability to take time off,” she said in a statement. “Whether it’s to deal with the illness of a family member, or take a step back for your mental health, enshrining paid leave rights is a step forward for our state."

“This is about bringing dignity to all workers," she said at the signing."

-via ABC News, 3/13/23

[koreanrage]

Please share your curry pan Sakura uwu

[scootarooni]

[its-cosmerely-an-obsesh-wound]

Kaladin: Who am I without the spear?

Wit: Won't it be exciting to find out? Have you ever wondered who you would be if there was no one you needed to save, no one you needed to kill? You've lived for others for so long, Kaladin. What happens when you try living for you?

*5 minutes later*

Dalinar: I need you to save the world, keep at least two extremely powerful basically immortal murdering psychopaths in check, and become my heir 

[unpretty]

being an artist on the internet while also being an accountant doesn't always feel like two jobs but sometimes it REALLY feels like two jobs

[its-me-renmimi]

Living Weapon Archetrope

[pt: Living Weapon Archetrope]

Living Weapon Archetrope - An archetrope / alter human term for those who identify as the archetype or character trope of the living weapon.

Day 8 (Dec 17th): A term related to your blorbo's motif | @mousesquared Tagging: @thecoffeecrew404 @radiomogai @kin-flags

Think you know what character inspired this term? Feel free to send me your guesses! Any time from now until ~5 days after the end of the event (Dec 24th 2024) ^^

[bruciemilf]

I wanted to draw Harvey messing with Jason’s hair but I’m about to enter my graveyard shift and I’m sick so :) click for better quality

[mx-heinous]

Alfred Pennyworth, after the batkids show up with a de-aged, tiny demon child, Bruce:

[aflo]

this is fucking me up a little. if you reblog, tag your age and your vote.