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greetingfromthedead · 8 months ago

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Happy Birthday (Vash x GN!Reader)

Plot: You find yourself on a furry side quest and it turns into a very special birthday celebration that Vash puts on for you.

Series: Tempest Wind, but made to work as a oneshot

Pairing: Vash x GN!Reader

Raiting: Everyone

Tags: domestic fluff, doting, cat adventure, cooking, bathing, tickling, banter, general cuteness, established relationship

Word count: 2.5k

Author's Note: This is actually a modified chapter from Tempest Wind written based on the prompts given to me by my readers on Quotev and Tumblr. It turned out too cute imo to not share with a general audience.

"Look, Red!" you grab onto Vash's sleeve with a gasp. "It's a cat!"

Vash leans towards you, still sucking on the strawberry ice cream, his other arm around a paper bag filled with all kinds of groceries. His eyebrows raise in surprise as he too catches sight of the small black tail slinking around the corner.

"I haven't seen one in so long!" You have already let go of him again and pay no mind as you follow the little shadow into the alley. You hear rustling coming from the trash surrounding a bin and approach cautiously, eager to get a better look at the mysterious creature.

"Pspspsps!" you try to call it out of the pile, but all that does is make them freeze. "You must be starving."

You jump up again just as Vash appears around the corner, he looks relaxed as he shoves the last bit of his pink treat into his mouth. You stand on your tiptoes to reach your arm into the bag he carries and dig around until you find the ham, folded up in waxy paper. You unravel it carefully and pull out a slice before giving the rest back into Vash's outstretched hand.

You return to the rustling mound and extend your hand with the meat, waiting for the breeze to carry the scent to the animal.

"Don't be scared! You can have all this and more; just come out." You speak softly, and Vash smiles tenderly at your antics. "Come out, little one! We won't hurt you!"

You squat patiently as the shifting of the trash gets closer to you, and a little black head pops out from underneath. The nose is just as jet black as the coat, but large green eyes look back at you with a mixture of fear and curiosity. You don't move, and Vash observes that you don't even breathe as you wait for the kitten to come closer. It takes a few careful steps towards you, cautiously sniffing the air, and the smell of ham seems to triumph over any hesitation. They bite into the ham and try to run away, but as you hold on to the slice, they have to remain where they are and bite off pieces. The black cat still looks uneasy and chews while trying to make scary noises, but you remain still and calm. Vash's eyes move between the two of you, observing the precious moment. The cat relaxes as the hunger pains lessen and even starts rubbing their head on your hand. That's when you scoop them up.

"Hey, little guy. You're cute!" You lift them up so they are level with your eyes. "Where did you come from?"

You stand up, and the little creature purrs loudly as you stroke its soft fur. You go up to Vash and present your new friend. He lowers his head and smiles at the adorable little creature. His free hand reaches out and his finger moves underneath one of the front paws. Your man gives the kitten a little handshake.

"Nice to meet you!" He smiles brightly and then scratches their head.

"I wonder if they have a home..." you say a little sadly as you let the creature climb onto your shoulder. The kitten purrs happily and nuzzles into your neck, feeling like it belongs there.

"I don't know, but we can ask around," Vash says softly, giving you a reassuring smile.

You spend an hour asking the townsfolk about the little stray kitten, but nobody has an answer as to how it got there or who it belongs to. You decide to put your search on hold as you still have your groceries with you. With a heavy heart, you head back to your toma to go and look for a place to stay the night, but that's when you see a little poster on the side of a building with a familiar black furry face. It's a missing cat poster that comes with an address pointing to the edge of town, and that's where you head.

You knock on the door, and the person who answers is a middle-aged woman who looks very tired. Her eyes shift between you and Vash as the man opens his mouth.

"Hello! We're here because we saw your poster." Vash smiles brightly, his bubbly personality overflowing.

"Oh... Did you find her?!" The woman perks up with hope and looks more intently to see if you have the kitten.

"Yes, we ran into them on the street," you say softly, and you reach out to tickle the bottom of Vash's hood. A moment later, the black cat pops their head out from where they have been sleeping ever since you fetched your birds.

"You found her!" The woman is overjoyed and reaches out to pick the animal up from Vash's shoulder. "I was so scared! My little granddaughter left her in my care when she and my daughter moved to September! I don't know what I would have done if anything had happened to her. How can I repay you?!"

"It was our pleasure," Vash says with his regular calm demeanor, and you nod.

"Are you travelers? I don't think I've seen you around here before."

"We're just passing through, indeed," Vash replies with a smile.

"Do you have somewhere to stay?" The woman continues.

"We were just about to go find ourselves a room somewhere."

"No need! You can stay here; my daughter's room is free. Come, come, I insist!" The woman takes Vash's sleeve and pulls him inside; with her other hand, she cradles the kitten.

Vash shrugs while looking at you and enters with you close behind. As you enter the cozy room, you can't help but feel grateful for the woman's generosity. It's nothing fancy, but it's warm and inviting. She helps you settle in, and the little black kitten follows you around like a shadow even after you insist that you have no more ham to give to her. Vash tells you to take it easy while he tends to the birds for a change, and you take the opportunity to play with your furry friend. It has been a while since Vash has dealt with the toma and their gear so extensively, and you had used your own little knots and quirks for securing everything, so he fiddles for quite a bit with everything while chatting with the woman. The topic of birthdays comes up, and Vash thinks back to his childhood on the ship and the wonderful first birthday Rem threw for him and Nai. He doesn't think much about birthdays, despite the happy memory. Today is your birthday, and he got some treats from the market, yet he feels like you deserve so much more than just some rare jerky and dried fruit.

"They must've been very tired. Let's let them rest; they has a trustworthy little guard with them to keep watch over their dreams," the quiet voice of the woman says as she gently pulls the door closed.

Vash does check up on you a few times, peeking in through the tiniest crack of the door to make sure you're okay. Each time he finds you in a different position, as you seem to toss and turn a lot, the covers a mess on the bed, and the tiny cat is always either somewhere on or around you. He leaves with a smile on his face to return to his little project he got the opportunity to delve into.

Vash has just lathered the first layer of biscuit with a thick layer of cream when you step out of the bedroom. Your face seems a bit groggy to him, but you return his smile with a warm one of your own. You walk up to him and wrap your arms around his waist, resting your head against his back.

"Hey, Sweet Pea," he says quietly. "How are you feeling?"

"I'm good," you reply, hugging him tighter. "What are you up to?"

"Nothing much; don't worry about it," he replies with amusement.

"Really? Cause to me, it looked like you're making a cake," you chuckle and start to sway him softly from side to side. "What's the occasion?"

"Well..." He trails off, a mischievous smile playing on his lips. "It's your birthday today!"

"What? Is it really?" You say softly as you peek around his side to catch a glimpse of his face, and he sends you a goofy smile. "Oh, Sprout... You are too sweet. I didn't even realize how fast time flies."

You release him to stand beside him and lean over the table to have a closer look at what he's doing.

"Want any help?" you ask cheerfully as you turn to him.

"I might need your guidance, but I think you need a hairnet or something," he chuckles, his hands covered in icing. "Your hair is getting dangerously close to my masterpiece."

"What...?" You get a confused look on your face and reach up to touch your hair to find it in an absolute mess. Your cheeks flush crimson, and you go closer to a shiny pot on the edge of a cabinet to look at the birds nest on your head from all the tossing you did in your sleep. You groan at the thought of having to brush this through, but then start laughing instead.

"I look like a crazy person!" You chuckle.

"Are you considering a new hairdo?" Vash asks calmly, with an adoring smile on his lips.

"Why do you ask?" You turn to him. "Don't you like it? Wouldn't you love me if I looked like this?"

You look at him pleadingly as you creep closer. "What is it? I love you for who you are, not how you look. Is it not like that for you?"

"What?! Of course it is!" He seems surprised and assures with a resolute tone: "I love you for you, not your appearance."

"Okay..." you grab hold of his arm, wrapping both of yours around his tightly. "But would you still love me if I was a worm?"

His eyes widen in shock, but he quickly responds, "Even if you were a worm, my love for you would never change."

You laugh at his response and give him a tight hug. You see the smear of icing on his cheek, and pull him closer. He leans towards you, and you take the opportunity to lick the icing off him and gently bite the rosy flesh, causing him to chuckle too, before playfully touching the tip of his nose to yours.

After you fix your bedhead, you return to Vash's side and help him assemble the cake. Once the masterpiece is complete, you both look at it with pride, yet you have swiped enough frosting and leftover biscuit that you are willing to let it sit for a bit. You stand in front of Vash, his arms wrapped around you.

"Oh yeah... I meant to ask. Where's the..." you stop as you realize you don't know the name of the woman living here.

"Ann left, she said she has business in town and she would be back later." Vash's nose digs into the helix of your ear. "You wanna know what else she said? Apparently this town has a water purification system. And that means we can take a bath."

"Ooooooh!" You exclaim excitedly, but your tone quickly changes. "AAAAAH!"

Vash's nimble fingers dance across every spot he knows is ticklish for you, and he has you wiggling in his grasp as you laugh uncontrollably. You try to push his strong arms away, and do indeed manage to twist out of his reach. But Vash quickly grabs you again, determined to continue the tickle attack. To his detriment, you are now in a better position for a counterattack and choose not to show him any mercy as you launch your assault, your fingers digging into the space between his ribs, causing him to squirm and laugh uncontrollably. It doesn't take long for Vash to stumble over his long legs and tumble backward, dragging you along with him. You find yourself on top of him, his arms protectively around you to make sure you don't hurt yourself in the fall, and both of you continue laughing uncontrollably. You lay your ear on his chest and hear the racing of his heart as he holds you close. His right arm wraps around your upper back, his fingertips resting on the side of your neck, and he feels the rhythm pulsating in your veins. He places a kiss on the top of your head and feels your heart seemingly skipping a beat.

Vash covers you in kisses before getting both of you to your feet again and dragging you to the bathroom, where he starts preparing the bath, carefully choosing a temperature and adding bubbles. You sit on the edge and watch him as he stirs the water and picks up two towels. He insists you stay where you are as he hurries around getting everything ready for a relaxing bath. And that includes the strange foreign snacks you found in town. He looks very proud of himself as he brings in a chair and then sets a tray on top of it next to the tub. He has laid out the different cookies and dried meats and fruits you had paid an arm and a leg for. He even brought a bottle of wine and two glasses. He shuts the faucet and turns to you with mischief in his eyes.

"Noh, strip, birthday girl." He laughs.

"Shouldn't you be stripping for me on this special occasion?" You reply with amusement.

"No, I didn't mean like this. Naughty, naughty," he chuckles, but the heat in his ears reveals his slight flusterdness.

After some more banter and helping each other get rid of your clothes, you find yourself in the tub, laying on his chest with his long legs to either side of you. It is a tight fit, but you enjoy the closeness of his arm around you. You try out the different things you had bought from the market; some of them you would rather have left for someone else, but the wine fits your palette well. You savor the flavors and textures, talking with each other in quiet voices.

"Happy birthday, Sweet Pea!" he whispers into your ear as he places a kiss on your cheek. You smile and thank him, feeling grateful for him putting so much effort into this day.

Once the bathwater gets cold and all the good snacks are out, the two of you get out, determined to go and get a piece each from the cake you made. You exit the bathroom wrapped in your towels, only to be met with an unexpected sight. There is your cake in the middle of the table, but now it has a black furry topper who happily sleeps in the midst of pink frosting.

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kittydcoxx · 1 year ago

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RAAAHHHHHHH BEIDOU FIC I WROTE ON THE BUS beidou simps come get ur meal pspspsp

GUYS IVE LOST MY MOJO??!?!?!! IDK HOW TO WRITE SMUT ANYMORE??!?!?! TERRIBLE!??!?!?!!!!!!! AUGHHHHHHH but here is the food for my poor little fellow beidou simps who are fed nothing but mere crumbs. I offer you a really shitty beginning of a fic that i literally wrote on the bus home bc i didnt have data. 😮‍💨

Not proof read WHATSOEVER and whatever beginnings of smut there is is at the very end of the post bc 😭😭😭 i was procrastinating it bc im soooo rusty but wanna get back into the groove of it again.😒😪

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The floor beneath you booms with the rhythm of the music blasting from the speakers. The lines to the bathrooms are backed up, and your friend had informed you that it is in fact not because that many people need to use the washroom, but because people are using substances or hooking up. This was the last thing ever on your bucket list, partying just wasn't your thing, but as per your friend's birthday wishes, you were met with pleas from her for "just one club night pleaseee!" And you had denied her far too long that you decided "what the hell, why not."

A few drinks in your system (though not intended, the peer pressure of your friends begging you to join just one round eventually led to... a few) left you more lax than usual, and to everyone's surprise, you had the incredible capacity to actually dance. This is the first time you've really lost yourself in the music, every other opportunity ruined by the idea of people watching and judging you, but with a little liquid courage and a confidence boost as a result, it actually seemed as if you wanted to attract attention, though you had no idea who's attention you had just wrapped around your finger.

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She had just come back from another expidition. It wasn't intended to be a long one, just a short trip from liyue to inazuma to transport a couple items, yet rumors from the crew about treasure and the ever repeating teasing that the captain had "replaced her sense of adventure for domestic living" had gotten under her skin enough that she made room for quite a few detours. She doesn't frequent clubs very often, usually opting for a drinking party aboard the Crux with the rest of the crew, yet tonight she wished for a different experience, and truthfully, she also wished for an excuse to be away from the crew for a while. This club seemed to have opened during her few-months venture on the grand seas of teyvat, and of course as an avid enjoyer of all things alcohol and parties, it was a necessary measure to make sure this club was up to par.

Striding over from the club doors to the bar counter, the atmosphere hits her face. This place was god damn huge. It seemed to be a spot for the younger generations, and the rest of those who are trying to fit in, albeit desperately. There were many foreigners, but still a decent amount of locals inhabiting the club as well. The music from the stereos blasting with a genre that would definitely take her to get used to, the rapid pace of the rhythm and lyrics and new assortment of melodies definitely would take one aback had they never heard it before. The sheer amount of people dancing and drinking and lining to the washrooms was almost overwhelming, even to our party-headed captain. The bar had never been so inviting. Resting her body weight on a bright red faux leather stool, she orders just a simple mixer, skeptical of the specialty drinks being served, the otherworldly-ness of it all taking her by shock. After knocking back a few of the same drink, she sits and observes the crowd, waiting for some sort of buzz to kick in, her energy zapped from the long months at sea but aware that after a few drinks she will be as rejuvenated as she was before she left. As she scans the dance floor, her eyes lock on a particular figure dancing the night away. Jumping, swaying, waving and just having what seemed like the time of her life, her animated moves enticing and entertaining to watch. Every change of the music makes her movements change, and at this movement the dancing changes from upbeat to passionate, sensual.

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The music had transitioned into a one that you were definitely sure was in some form naughty. The way the vocals whined and whispered, as if entrancing you into slowly swaying your hips and dragging your hands up and down and across your body to the rhythm, completely unaware of the attention you had just gotten from a not so secret admirer staring from accross the club. Sitting at the bar was a muscular woman, her furthest eye covered by a burgindy eyepatch, her uncovered eye locked upon the sight of your body moving to the music. Almost immediately you tense, and she notices, your eyes meeting, your's communicating a sense of alarm, her communicating intrigue. Once finally able to shake off the trance in which you fell upon meeting her gaze, you realize she had disappeared. Perhaps she went to freshen up? Or perhaps she just straight up left. Either way, no one else was obviously watching you now, and the music began calling to your body once more, continuing your slow movements to the rhythm.

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Her toned body looms over you, your arms rested on the pillow under your head. She pauses for a moment, taking in the image of you underneath her, so perfect and so pretty, just for her to see. Your clothes lay on the floor and it sets in that you are now completely on display for her to see, set out in front of her like a warm, steaming meal ready to be devoured. It had not completely registered that you had become in this position, but did it really matter? In this moment, nothing matters except for her.

Her hands trace paths along the sides of your body, trailing from your hips, to your waist, resting slightly underneath the lower part of your ribs as her head lowers into the crook of your neck, leaving kisses and marks into the plush of your skin, trailing down to your collarbone before making a beeline of kisses from the front of your neck, pausing again right before your lips touch, feeling the heat of your staggered breaths against her face, a smirk growing as she prides herself in how quickly she stripped and made a mess of you without actually even touching you.

"Mmm... you're really enjoying this aren't you doll?"

#beidou x reader #beidou #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin smut #beidou genshin impact #liyue harbor #beidou x reader smut #Spotify

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beachbabey · 2 years ago

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give me caregiver cyclone

pspspsps

or so help me god i’ll expose your messages to everyone about your cyclone thots

My brain is literally made out of the stuffing you put in teddy bears right now OHMYGODDDDDD

“Hon?” He fiddles with something in his pocket as he speed-walked towards the doorway to your playroom.

He leaned against the doorframe, silently watching you, in your little nook of plushies that sat in the corner of the room, wearing one of his old sweatshirts and a pair of baggy sweatpants, hair still messy from the morning. You were sitting, leaning against your biggest plushie, using it as a makeshift beanbag, undivided attention on the colouring book he got you the other day, furiously sucking on a pacifier, which made it clear to Beau just what headspace you were in.

He took a second to admire you from afar. Moments like these were rare for both of you.

You always felt like you had to prove yourself, never allowing yourself to fully relax, even in headspaces like this, you'd always fight it, never fully thinking you're deserving of this kind of downtime

His job demanded so much of his time, and it wasn't guaranteed that he'd always be available for you. And while you loved how hardworking and dedicated he was, you just wished he'd stop overworking himself sometimes.

All of the time

"Honeybee" he repeated, softer this time as he pushed off the doorframe and walked over to you, squatting down to your place on the floor, you look up at him, and it takes you a second for your eyes to come off of your drawing and on to him, getting so wrapped up in your colouring. He takes out the object he'd been fiddling with out of his pocket. It was one of your hair clips, a little blue bow, your favourite clip, you wore it only on special occasions like birthdays and Christmases.

"What's this doing here bee?? Daddy didn't put this here" His tone slightly admonishing, trying to figure out what you were doing, you always cleaned up after playing and getting dressed.

You hang your head, looking awfully shy, your hands clasped together, fiddling with your fingers anxiously. He takes his hands into yours, leaning in closer to catch your attention.

"You're not in trouble, Daddy's just trying to understand Honeybee" He assures you.

"I just wanted Daddy to have something of mine. When Daddy leaves for work, I have Daddy's shirts, and all the gifts Daddy got me, but- but Daddy don't have that" you frown, fiddling with his cufflinks, staring at your hands.

"This way, Daddy can always have somethin of mine when he's away" you shrug, squealing in surprise when Beau brings you into a tight hug, picking you up and spinning you around, making you shriek happily, gripping onto him for dear life, setting you down on the floor, littering kisses all over your face.

"Oh my Honeybee, my sweet little Honeypie, you, my angel, are the sweetest little bee Daddy could ever dream of loving" He sighs dreamily, pinching your chin affectionately, scrunching up his nose, making his eyes crinkle as you return the gesture to him

#Enoch stop using animal themed nicknames challenge #beau cyclone simpson #beau simpson x little!reader #beau simpson x reader #cyclone x little!reader

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asunas-embers · 3 years ago

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For our favorite Shirai Ryu boy, @hisoki-sato <3

In the early hours of morning during which a certain pyromancer knew a certain warrior would be taking his breakfast, a carefully packed basket was left among the branches of the tree she knew he would be lounging in before long. She of course, vacated before she could be discovered, but remained not too far away, speaking with the Grandmaster about most of her plans for celebrating Hisoki’s birthday through the day. The last several days had been spent putting it together - the greatest challenge being keeping it out of Hisoki’s sight until the day he was supposed to receive it came. He could always tell when she was up to something. With a bit of luck (and passing the basket off between her and Master Hasashi when needed), it seemed to have remained a secret until now.

In said basket was a variety of things not particularly flashy, but picked with things Asuna knew Hisoki liked in mind. Biggest and most obvious was a sort of bouquet - a bundle of eucalyptus springs, mint, baby’s breath, among several other herbs freshly cut and fragrant, tied off with twine and white ribbon. Tucked in around it were a couple of bags of the nuts Asuna always saw Hisoki snacking on, a bottle of a wine she knew the man enjoyed, a sealed jar of a mint tea which was cut, dried, and blended by the woman herself, and a small box containing a band of simple black stones, split in the middle by a series of small rubies bookended by copper (this particular item had a number of protection charms put on it, but Asuna wouldn’t be so explicit about this).

Lastly, a carefully folded and sealed piece of paper, sitting in front of everything else. Aside from the wax seal and sprig of baby’s breath holding it closed, the paper itself carried the same smoky, floral scent that clung to its author and had a few little slightly burned brown spots in the shape of fingerprints where Asuna had held the paper down, though these didn’t obscure the carefully penned note on the inside, which read:

Hisoki,

Today, I wish you the happiest of birthdays, my love. This little gift is not much, but I hope that it serves as a reminder that you are so, so treasured, so adored, and that celebrating another year with you is the greatest privilege anyone could ask for. Your dedication, humility, and kindness continue to astonish me each day, and I look forward to the years ahead of us knowing I will only fall for you more each day.

Rest assured that you will hear all of this again in person later, probably more than once, as I have assured you a day of rest from your duties with the Grandmaster~ The entire day for you to spend as you see fit, whether it be here or elsewhere! I only request that you keep this evening free, as I am making you dinner to celebrate!

Hisoki, this is only the first of many birthdays that I celebrate with you. Though every day spent with you is a blessing, I hope that this one is exceptionally special for you!

With all the love I have to give,

Asuna

Not known for her patience when it comes to gift giving, Asuna conveniently was “just passing by” when she saw Hisoki heading for the tree, grabbing one of the lower branches and pulling herself up to brush a kiss against the warrior’s cheek. “Twenty seven looks absolutely flawless on you, my love.” she hummed, securing herself on a branch so that she could lean in, tuck his hair back over his shoulder, and give him a proper kiss. “I was planning on twenty seven of those too, but I think it might not be quite enough.” she grinned.

Of course, as she had written, most of the day was up to Hisoki, doing as little or as much as Hisoki wanted to do until she parted to make dinner. Though the Grandmaster did stay for dinner to celebrate over wine and far more than enough of Hisoki’s favorite dishes - after all, the two of them were particularly close to the wraith, even if he didn’t always show it - he left soon after, letting the couple have their dessert alone. Asuna coaxed Hisoki out onto the porch outside her room to enjoy the moonlight and split the small cake she’d made for the occasion. After the treat was gone, the woman rested her head on Hisoki’s shoulder, speaking softly.

“I hope you’ve had a good day.” The statement was accompanied with the soft gesture of her fingertips tracing along the veins on the back of Hisoki’s hand, along each finger, finally ending with her fingers laced between his. Once this was confirmed, she smiled. “It is so hard to believe that we used to bicker and fight constantly. I remember each time you used to trip me or fuss after me for things I definitely deserved getting fussed at for I would consider assuring that you didn’t get another birthday.” she laughed at this, nudging the man’s shoulder with the bridge of her nose. “But now I can only think of how to make sure I get to see this day with you for as many years as I can. I never thought it would be possible to love someone so profoundly, so deeply, yet here we are. For all the tangible gifts I can offer, I hope that you know that you hold my heart in your hands.” she spoke softly, moving to take Hisoki’s face in her hands. “And you still will at 37, at 57, and beyond. When we’re both old and grey and cranky, I will still trust that my heart, my every intention, my every thought, is safest when it is with you. I love you, so so much, Hisoki. Happy birthday.” And again, just twenty seven kisses did not feel like enough.

#{ waiting for an eclipse | hisoki }#happy bday hisoki!!! <3 #pspspsps come get your birthday #asuna's favorite holiday #elder gods please let these links work #if they dont lmk I have the images saved #((asuna is definitely the type to wear something extra pretty under her uniform for him to unwrap wink wonk but im keeping it wholesome lol

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lale-txt · 2 years ago

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what’s your favorite piece you’ve written?

aww i saw a few writers getting asked this today! cute question, i had fun thinking about this. i was surprised about how many things i have forgotten and how much i still liked even older stuff? in the past i used to die of shame like half an hour after finishing a piece, nowadays i allow myself to be a little proud of my work (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ i went a bit extra and in detail with my answer oop-

for fluff, i'd say:

birthday letters to Rayleigh ↳ writing Rayleigh is always so bittersweet and this one has it all. i really wanted to come up with something for his birthday because i love this silly fictional man and i think i did him justice <3

confessing while thinking the other one is asleep w/ Roger ↳ i was down bad for Roger but i think writing this made me down even... badder? i loved writing the interaction with the whole crew before it's just reader & Roger. need him to kiss me really bad.

"you owe me a kiss" w/ Thatch ↳ oh bread man. another one in the "need a kiss from him now or else i cry" department. it was fun spinning a story around this prompt and trying to catch his charm!

Flowers w/ Rayleigh ↳ another bittersweet Rayleigh! i saw the whole thing very vividly in front of my eyes and tried to grasp it with words.

comforting their lover on a bad day w/ Roger & Rayleigh ↳ great thing about being a writer is that you can write your own comfort pieces against the blues. it really helped and i love describing those soft little moments where nothing much is happening but you can still feel all the love.

and for smut:

sexual tension while tending his wounds w/ Kid ↳ this was the very first time writing Kid properly for me and possibly the moment i stepped foot into Kid simping hell. i haven't escaped ever since.

"i haven't even touched you and you're already this wet." w/ Sabo ↳ need the unhinged little man to rail me in semi-public okay

loving him all night long w/ Denjiro ↳ do you know the feeling when you want to read a fic about your unpopular side character and can't find any? especially in the smut department? that's how this fic was born lmao. kiss me shrimp man.

undercover w/ Law ↳ this fic has been occupying my brain for over a week. like the prompt was so fun and i wanted to do it justice and then kinda just... ran with it. always the best fics if you ask me.

one night with Kaido & Yamato's babysitter ↳ ahh, yes. the forbidden dilf. i've been joking so long about never being able to write Kaido smut but i guess someone had to? now here we are and i think it's so much fun. thinking about doing a sequel actually and i loooved reading all the comments and tags on this! really said 'pspspsps' to all Kaido fuckers and the ones in denial.

and for headcanons and stuff like that:

their recent search history ↳ because sometimes i'm really funny

giving them a booty call (nsfw) ↳ again, because sometimes i'm really funny

reacting to you not wearing panties in public (nsfw) ↳ always exposing myself in my smut pieces and this was not an exception. many little drabbles were born from this one too and i'm still not tired of this concept.

sex accident headcanons w/ Rayleigh (nsfw) ↳ oh, Rayleigh. horny old man. i love you.

Whitebeard Pirates: online dating headcanons ↳ those were born on a very long train ride and had a few sequels also, i really love all of them so much

#lale.ask #thank you for the fun ask! <3

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theyarebothgunshot · 3 years ago

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this is exactly how it went down in my head.

misha: hey, everything okay? do you need me to do something?

jensen: no, lay low. we’re figuring it out.

misha: got it.

— the next day —

misha: things settled. should i say anything? draw attention? stay neutral?

jensen: you don’t have to, but if you want, tread lightly. we’ve had enough chaos.

misha: say no more.

when nobody got your back you KNOW dmitri got your back.

ANYWAYS i turned my back for TWO MINUTES and y'all went the fuck off in my inbox so, you know the drill: more under the cut

NO BUT JENSEN’S RESPONSE LMAAAAAO honestly fallout theory is so on oh my God I can’t stop-

on god they are so loud like-

Worst damage control i've ever seen. god bles.

so true bestie

I think Jensen probably just wants to be done with this petty little drama, so if he has to pretend everything between them is okay he is going to be the bigger man and lay it to rest. Whatever is going on between them he definitely doesn't want to sort that out on social media and the earlier he pretends everything is sorted out the earlier people will forget about it again.

Also it's kinda funny how J*red Tweet was like implying they had a misunderstanding but still talk to each other regularly, while Jensen went full on the we grow apart a little bit, because we were busy, let's catch back up. Makes me wonder if they actually talked or if there managers just said hey that's not good pr, let's put that to rest. Also did J*red know before yesterday that they had a falling out or did he just not realize.

- 🐌 anon

literally jensen went out of his way to say 'uhhh we never talk, worstie' god if pr management is involved then they did a bad job. also j*red still does not realise they have fallen out. jshfjdsfh

Jackles was like God bless but we ain’t talking like this worstie

good for her.gif

csdsc heeft gevraagd:

All I need now is for Misha to tweet “ is it safe to come out now?” And I’ll be complete lmfao 😂😂😂

that would have been better than what we got lmfao

I have one fear and it's Jensen being forced to add j*red to his show and his other projects because he couldn't stop whining like a baby,,, ugh i hate him

i pretend i do not see

Kinda selfish of me tbh but i don't want them to be "friends" again, Jensen sweetie run as fast as you can

co-signed

Ok Jensen's answer to Jared tweet made me feel so bad for him. Like, I can see it's damage control and public relations (obviously) but there's stuff behind it. I can't name it, but idk, I felt terrible for texas man this time, I don't think that reply was written with a "love and light energy" or even without much care. I felt some heavy vibes.

- 🌻, who is now a fortune teller and a prophet apparently

yeah i feel hella bad for him to, for having to deal with this shit. nonnie please if you ever have anything to predict, lemme know sjdfhs

You know Jensen's tweet has the energy of like kindergarten wenn an other kid started a fight with you and the kindergarten teacher wants you to forgive each other and hung it out and you really don't want to, but your kindergarten teacher is being annoying and he isn't worth the annoyance either.

- 🐌 anon

you are not wrong

Incredibly thankful that I have the day off from work 😂 I'm with hatching chick anon, the 3 dots read as passive aggressive/insincere to me, and I love it! I haven't spent this many hours on tumblr since I first discovered cockles! (On a side note, the lack of fimmf posts today has me feeling like it's not friday lol) -🐢

i, too, miss fimmf but alas things happen, they do they do they do

I was right. :(

It got almost romantic...

👀

nonnie you know i love you but this is really not the case, like, at all??? idk how you could look at those tweets and think it was almost romantic. it was THEE most scripted, pr bullshit ever. it was staged and fake. idk what else to tell ya

Danneel liked Jensen's tweet

i saw

That is so so awkward I feel so sorry for all of us being exposed to this and so happy I chose to leave the Internet for half a day - tea anon

god bless your stance on that cause i would have hated missing out on this lmao

You know what? I think it’s okay being a 38 year old moron if you’re bringing us this type of content

im happy with the food but still think its not okay tbh

pspspsps Misha this is the perfect day for you to drop the gay Cas essay pspspspsp it is still pride month pspspsps

you know you want to king pspsps

So that JIB6 link (I think it was from your post, right?). I went and watched that bit, and a little more.

Jensen makes a comment about Jared being first on the call sheet because Sam was supposed to be the main focal character.

And that him nor Misha cared about what number they were, so in all that time it never changed.

And I’ll be… if that just doesn’t perfectly sum them up and their feelings on things. And how a certain someone can be petty… 🦚

idk if it was from my post? but maybe? my analysis probably? but yeah things are making more and more sense huh

Ohh that's also an alien? Welcome to the extraterrestial family then, purple alien anon!

Also it's probably because I'm coming off the high this drama gave me but I'm not looking forward to them trying so hard to convince us everything is normal between them. Even though we now Know, they will have to keep pretending. Today (yesterday?) was a shitshow but some masks fell off, at least for a moment and I kinda wish Jensen was less professional 😂

👽

oh for real, fallout theory IS confirmed and nothing they said today will change my mind, it only made me believe in it even more lmfao and with that in mind i am just gonna sip my tea if they try to be buddy buddy on main again

I THINK MISHA UNRETWEETED BUT HE TWEETED "LOVE AND MISS YOU BOTH" I'M LOSING MY DIGNITY HERE - tea anon

yeah he now answered them sjdfhsjfhsf instead of rt

MISHA COLLINS IS A KING I STAN THE RIGHT MAN

YOU SURE DO

I just know Misha’s process was oh crap I have to let people know I’m supporting them and I can’t choose sides. Ok. Retweet. NO. Delete. I love both of you. Yes, good.

sjdfsdfh this makes me think of that post that dissected jackles' birthday post for misha where he used the heart. 'call him bro, that makes it less obvious. nailed it.'

Lol I'm off for a few days and come back to total chaos... God I missed it here

Like the "et tu... #bravo" tweet? Made my day! Frikking hilarious (every time I see it I picture J*red with a pissy frech accent saying it out loud lol) it's just such an incredibly petty hissy fit he threw (I know he tweeted more later on but... Really all that stuff coming afterwards just sounds like damage control)

Missed you Rose

-🐻

LOVE the french accent detail im gonna do this too sdjfhsjfh missed you toooo!!!!

Oh man Misha is really gonna get hate for that I KNOW IT

sigh well. nothing he isnt used to by now, unfortunately

i mean i believe they feel like brothers, but constantly falling back on the “brother” thing to keep up appearances is really starting to feel like “#spnfamily” at this point.

honestly brothers can be very annoying, or so i have heard, so it fits with the fallout theory lmao

They actually said if we’re gonna make this gay we cannot have Jar*d Pad*lecki involved

oh my God this is the funniest timeline to ever exist God bless I’m just waiting to canon bi Mary

king shit tbh

#snail anon #csdsc #sunflower anon #turtle anon #eyes anon #tea anon #peacock anon #alien anon #bear anon #THAT WAS A LOT #anyways next time im just gonna spam you all fsfsgdsgd

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yandere-daze · 3 years ago

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YANDERE-DAZE GENSHIN ERA REAL⁉️ omg hell yeah bestie is kazuha your #1 fave :0 do you have any others!!! -robyn <3

GENSHIN ERA REAL INDEED SHSHE

And yes, Kazuha is my number 1 favorite character! I fell in love with his character design when I first saw him and I love his personality and his soft voice and I swear he has been carrying my team this entire time!! The way he talks is so calming too while I'm out exploring! Like yes indeed this scenery is wonderful, you say it so well babe🥺🥰 Nad the fact that he writes like a poem for your birthday?? It's so sweet!!

As for other favorites I'd say I'm pretty basic because I also really like Diluc, Albedo, Zhongli and Xiao!!

I got Diluc while losing the 50/50 for Albedo but I really fell in love! My mans tries to act all calm and cold but some of his voice lines are so soft?? Like when you're standing around others might complain but he's like "I guess we can rest a bit 😊" or when it rains just the way he softly says "I don't need an umbrella but you can have one if you'd like" like he says it so nicely and fondly I can't quite describe it but it makes me happy every time I hear it!

I did actually manage to get Albedo on the last day of his banner after getting Diluc and it's mainly because of the last event like for real they hit exactly the right spot for me with that whole imposter thing! There's so much yandere potential there that I'm frothing at the mouth! ( there may or may not be an almost complete scenario thingy about that in my drafts right now 👀)

Zhongli is one of the first characters I tried pulling for back then but I played so irregularily that I had like 10 pulls and then I lost all motivation to play lol dndbd his looks and his damn smooth voice are everything I tell you! I have an intense need to have him!! Please come home!!

Xiao has been a very recent fave and the server plays no small part in that shshe what can I say, you guys just made me love him a lot so I'm currently trying to save primogems for him because it sounds like he might get a rerun soon but I'm afraid I won't get him either because I spent all I had on albedo and gorou ( who didn't come home😭)

I just want to take care of him, okay?? Pspspsps please come home, I'm begging!!

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austerulous-a · 4 years ago

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tagged by: @primasolaris - thank you! ♡

tagging: I think most of you have filled this in already but, uh, let’s say @demonsired, @deuscaedo, @spezialistin, @vvasilisa and @scoutingforscience. As usual, if you’re reading this and want to do it, fire away!

ONE ( ALIAS / NAME ): Puffin / Cara.

TWO ( BIRTHDAY ): 16th of March.

THREE ( ZODIAC SIGN ): Pisces (Sun), Cancer (Moon), Sagittarius (Ascendant).

FOUR ( HEIGHT ): 178cm / 5′10″.

FIVE ( HOBBIES ): Writing, gaming (just finished Code Vein; currently replaying Dark Souls 2 and slowly chipping away at Spiritfarer with my kids), baking, walking my dog, renovating. I’m hoping to get back to running and open-water swimming this summer.

SIX ( ??? ): Pspspsps.

SEVEN ( FAVOURITE BOOKS ): Sadly, I haven’t been able to read with any consistency in years (shout-out to the PhD I never finished for killing my previously insatiable appetite for books) and I think the last thing I read was ‘We Need to Talk About Kevin’ back in 2018. I tried and failed to get into the Mistborn series shortly before that, coming within pages of finishing the first book, and I made a start on ‘The Name of the Wind’ by Patrick Rothfuss and ‘The Shadow of the Wind’ by Carlos Ruiz Zafón. I didn’t manage to stick with either of the latter either, but they both have potential and I’ll definitely go back to them at some point. As for favourites, it has to be ‘The Stand’ by Stephen King, closely followed or matched by ‘The Lord of the Rings’. Honourable mention goes to ‘The Book Thief’ and ‘A Farewell to Arms’ for their impact on me at the time of reading.

EIGHT ( LAST SONG LISTENED TO ): ‘Flowers’ by Lisa Hannigan. Honestly, if I could only listen to one artist for the rest of my life, it would be her.

NINE ( LAST SHOW / MOVIE WATCHED ): I’m keeping up with the current season of Line of Duty. Last movie was Ponyo, I think. I love Studio Ghibli and my twins do too.

TEN ( INSPIRATION FOR MUSE ): The obvious answer is the canon material, with the manga taking something of a precedence over the anime. Music really feeds my inspiration, as does poetry, and history. In terms of general aesthetics, Annie is all winter, shattered glass and split knuckles. Ultimately I just spend too much time rattling around in my head (typical Pisces) mulling on every little aspect of this poor fictional girl’s life.

ELEVEN ( MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL ): It’s an obsolete word from the Latin austērulus, meaning ‘somewhat harsh’.

#it took me a million years to do this oops #thank you for the tag Fel!#‹ ooc: dash game ›#is it a game if it's just details about the mun?#let's go with yes

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calumthoodshands · 3 years ago

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RULES: 8 song prompts, tag 8 people

I was tagged by molly @staticsounds and em @redrattlers thank you both!! 🧡

Favourite song at the moment

the angel of 8th ave. by Gang of Youths, I’d say. Car ride song. Feeling infinitely song. Yk? Such a comforting voice, such a nice vibe, just 10/10. I won’t mention starting line here simply because if you don’t listen to it already, that’s you own fault for missing out, pal.

A song you associate with your favourite ship

Take on the world by You Me At Six. Which is a fucking sad song, i now realise. It is not the only song I associate with cake tbf but i won’t name the other song for reasons here. Idk, it’s the ‘i’m there for you despite not knowing everything there is’ vibe ig, because you never truly know someone through and through and so on. I also associate it with several damn sad fics somehow. Sigh. Cake do be my life atm

A song that could be about you

Idk, i have to be honest here. I don’t know myself. I don’t know why am i the way i am and idk what’s happening around me and with people around me and also it’s just stupidly unlikely that there’d be a song about me so i’m just gonna... pass here.

A song you think is underrated

Homesick by Dua Lipa and i’m gonna squeeze in a second one: Lay it all on me by Rudimental feat. Ed Sheeran. Homesick is just beautiful. It’s so, so beautiful and just... yeah. It got to my heart. I even used it in my fic because i like it so much. Isn’t a lot of her older stuff underrated anyway? Can i add another one of her songs, because Be the one is also such a fucking banger and the first song i heard from her. Lol. I really do like both the songs a lot.

Lay it all on me is actually one of my favourite songs i think ever? I don’t think i can ever get sick of it. Rudimental make sick stuff in general but this is just next level idk idk the chorus with headphones and full volume? — chef’s kiss. Can listen to it on loop for hours i think.

A song that reminds you of a good memory

Y’all this is gonna be such trash to some of you i think but if anyone does listen to it — it does slap. It’s called Keine Liebe by RIN feat. Bausa. The bass, man. The chorus. The recycling of Du trägst keine Liebe in dir by Echt. The day this reminds me of my best friend’s birthday and i think we had maybe the best day and party ever. I felt like myself that day and i don’t think i’ve ever felt that good in my own skin and mind, so. (Mimi if you see this tell me your opinion here lol)

I’m gonna name one more: More than you know by Axwell /\ Ingrosso. Summer ‘18 in Italy. Best summer of my life, with some of the best people. Take me fucking back to the beach and Rome and Capri, island love of my life. This song slaps and i think it’s one of the songs i heard the most times during a limited period of time. It was insane. I’m impressed i haven’t gotten sick of it actually lmao.

The last song you listened to

Stockholm Syndrome by One Direction. It just slaps and has the ideal Zayn and Harry vibes i love about Four so much. 10/10. Also perfect showcasing of all of their voices here. And the harmonies, sign me the fuck up, ‘tied down’ — harry styles, come here now. Remember the video where he sings the echo of ‘done’ and is so proud of himself? Lol. Baby, look what you’ve done, done, done, indeed.

A song that makes you laugh

Yodel it! by Ilinca, Alex Florea. I’m sorry, the attempt of trying to make yodeling mainstream-appropriate is just so amusing me. Like, they’re serious about this. I’m sorry it’s fucking funny to me. You shouldn’t be surprised that it’s an ESC song either here lmao (mili pspspsps). The yodeling in the end has me so goddamn weak it’s so over the top like ma’am are you in a race here — i can’t talk about this I’m already laughing.

A song you want your mutuals to listen to

I’ve talked so much here already so, all plain: Witchcraft by Bohnes. 10/10.

I’m tagging,,,, @talkfastcal @bente-gifs @calumsash @highscal @faeryphilia @till-the-sunshine-fades idk if y’all did it already, and no pressure ofc!! 🧡 i can’t count to 8 sorry <3

#someone: talk about thr songs you like; me: deep inhale #this. went out of control a littlr #does it show that music makes up an incredibly big part if my kife i hope not #*of my life ffs #tag game #music rec #in a way ig #sry molly and em i’m sure you expected less #should not from me though #sigh #aria.talks

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greetingfromthedead · 7 months ago

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C80: Happy Birthday

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