#protective wade

[evadewilson]

guys, pals, friends, lieblings, if you see this post PLEASE drop your favourite spideypool tropes/fic things in the tags or comments PRETTY PLEASE

[mischievous-thunder]

What a casual cup of tea is for a commoner is a bottle of rubbing alcohol for this Peanut

[modernlovez]

Strewn all over

[brainrotcharacters]

deadclaws badassery where it's revealed Wade and Logan tested the distance on Logan's hearing.

Watch them hundreds of feet away from each other in the battlefield and all it takes to set Wolverine loose is for Deadpool to mutter "Logan."

gif credits to original owners!

[yellowwwcrayon]

Logan to the X-Men and Avengers: I stand with my canceled wife.

[molinaesque]

So, how was group? Uh, if I'm being honest... wasn't for me.

[lachiennearoo]

They're made for each other <3

[drac0line1nn1t]

*wade and Logan out walking the dog one day*

Logan: *glances up at the sky* do you think its going to rain?

*wade also glances up at the dark clouds*

Wade: nahhh, we'll be fine, we don't have to go home yet

*half an hour later they stumble through the door to their apartment that they share with blind al, drenched to the bone, except for one significantly less damp dog who is hiding under wades shirt*

Wade: well, who could have seen that rain coming?!

Logan: *glares at him* if you didn't have that dog with you I'd rip out your lungs with my claws.

*Logan then shakes his head like a dog to dry his hair and sulks in the apartment (kitty cats don't like the rain)*

[watmalik]

Hugh is such a dad omg this is so fucking cute. Protect this man at all costs

[mischievous-thunder]

Logan's 🤬 mode vs 🥰 mode

[twilights-stuff]

Girlie's first poolverine art. Well, it's a draft at least. Don't worry about Wade, he's just regrowing his legs back.

[brainrotcharacters]

"Listen here, peanut..."

"Logan. Only he gets to call me that."

camera cuts to Deadpool as he does a little finger wave

[icarusredwings]

Here have some pizza its good for you.

Now is also a good time to remember that canonically Wade ordered pineapple and olives on his pizza. I think Logan would throw up if you made him eat that.

This is a purring fic, btw. And I've been old twice that it's top tier. If I had a nickle for every time someone called this fic top tier... I'd have two nickles.

[assutee]

Okay so I've seen multiple posts about how Logan wanted to save Wade bc of Love and I really appreciate it but I have to be the bad guy and at least bring another option in the ring:

Logan is completely depressed for ages, haunted by voices of his family and closest friends he "let die". He hasn't slept well in ages and is an absolute alcoholic to be able to just get through the day. He has no friends or even a single soul who is simply friendly to him.

Logan wants to die.

But Logan can't die.

So of course Wade is the person to change all that and bring light and hope into his life and he definitely did want to save him for Wades family - bc he still believes he has nothing to go back for and if Wade dies he is back where he started and he just doesn't want that. Nobody wants that.

So he has two options, since both of them believe this is the end either way:

Let Wade die alone (with the risk he may not be able to stop it, despite the fact he didn't even reach it alone but let's be honest he hammered against the door before he could even see that)

OR

Die with him - bc he wants to swap places with him / he has to be the one who dies / he'd rather tried than do nothing or run away like always /

This is his only chance.

Seriously. He's been alive for so so long. He's through so much and he knows if it goes bad he HAS to live forever and most people know that's more like a curse than a blessing. He has the chance to end all that. To choose right then and there. And he made that decision.

[wispforever]

possess

[lachiennearoo]

Do you love Deadpool? Do you just want him to be happy and cute and sane away from all those meanies that the stories call his "friends"? Do you see him smile and wish you could protect that beautiful smile forever?

Uh, well, in any case, here is a group for you!!

(PS: nothing personal, I'm sure you're all great people, but if you ship Poolverine or any other ship where Wade's partner is rude, mean, abusive or cruel towards him, and join the server anyways, please do not mention it in any of the channels because it makes me genuinely uncomfortable. This is the Deadpool PROTECTION Squad, not the Deadpool Hurting Squad, thank you!!)