#protective wade

[evadewilson]

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[mischievous-thunder]

Biting IS the universal love language for the Honey Badgers

[ultrav1olentv1olet]

They’re keeping a dead womans body as an incubator. Adriana smith was 9 weeks pregnant when she died. She DIED, and they kept her dead body as an incubation chamber for a child that will be a stillbirth or SEVERELY disabled. It is not inhumane for wanting a dead woman to be laid to rest. People will see this and say nothing is wrong with this for whatever reason. ADRIANA SMITH DESERVES TO BE LAID TO REST. HER BODY SHOULD NOT BE BEING KEPT AS AN INCUBATOR. Her family will be forced to pay the unwanted medical bills of that poor girls body being forced to carry a child who will live a miserable short life. This is INHUMANE AND SICK. They do not care about that fetus nor the woman it is attached to. This is not a “miracle baby” this is not going to a perfect angel that God wanted, it’s going to have a horrible amount of medical problems which Adriana’s family will have to pay for. Jesus isn’t going to “cure” her with his magical widsom, she’s dead. That hospital does not care, they haven’t said anything because they know what they’re doing is disgusting and dehumanising. Adriana did not deserve this. She is not just a body for you to use. LET HER REST.

[shamebats]

[obihoebikenobi]

During a mission, Logan gets doused with something nasty, and his healing factor is fucked up for the better part of a month while Hank works overtime trying to figure out how to fix it.

Initially, Logan shrugs it off, and Wade kind of just goes with it. Yeah, he doesn't feel good about the whole sudden break in two-hundred-plus years of near-immortality thing, but Logan isn't acting weird. He's taking showers in the morning (still scalding fucking hot), going for daily ten-mile runs, sitting down on the rusty fire escape to read his old-person books.

Not that any of those things are particularly reckless, it's just that Wade thought that Logan would be a little more...run down without his healing factor.

But nope. That was apparently not the case.

In fact, it is so not the case, that after the first week, Wade almost forgets about the whole thing.

That is, until they're sitting on the couch, bickering about whether they're going to watch Love Island or Antique Roadshow. And Logan--the stupid-ass motherfucker--innocently threatens to stab Wade in the head.

And to prove his damn point, unsheathes his claws.

Which--to Wade's very apparent horror--results in a waterfall of blood streaming from around the gleaming metal where it usually attaches to Logan's skin.

And Logan has the fucking gall to stare at Wade like his bald fucking head is on fire.

"What?"

It's only after Wade drags Logan to the bathroom, forces him down onto the toilet, and demands that he retracts the damn claws back into his body, that he realizes Logan didn't even fucking flinch.

He didn't flinch when the claws came out, and he didn't flinch when the claws went back in. Logan was sitting perfectly still, expressionless as blood streamed down his forearms and his skin was left open and raw.

"What the fuck, Peanut?"

"What?" Logan repeats, cocking his head, confused.

What the fuckkkkk?

"Doesn't that fucking hurt? Without your healing factor that's gotta be painful as hell. God knows I wouldn't take a steak knife to the knuckles for non-sexual reasons."

Logan shrugs, staring down at his hands while Wade applies pressure with a wad of gauze, trying to stop the flow of blood.

"It always hurts, just used to it. Sorry about the blood, I forgot that I wouldn't heal. I'll clean the stains on the couch."

It hadn't occurred to Wade that the claws fucking hurt, healing factor or not. Fuck.

So, Wade decides the only viable option is to become the fucking claw-police and make Logan keep those motherfuckers in his damn arms unless there was another really important, borderline universe-ending emergency.

[modernlovez]

Strewn all over

[brainrotcharacters]

deadclaws badassery where it's revealed Wade and Logan tested the distance on Logan's hearing.

Watch them hundreds of feet away from each other in the battlefield and all it takes to set Wolverine loose is for Deadpool to mutter "Logan."

gif credits to original owners!

[yellowwwcrayon]

Logan to the X-Men and Avengers: I stand with my canceled wife.

[joyful-downer]

have you seen trans ally deadpool because i feel youd appreciate trans ally deadpool

AWWWWWW

I haven't till now. That's so fricking cute. 🥹

Thanks for sharing it! X3 ♥️

[shedontlovehuhself]

I've been following Zaya's journey on insta and twitter since the beginning. It makes my heart happy she has been surrounded with unconditional love and support.

[molinaesque]

So, how was group? Uh, if I'm being honest... wasn't for me.

[mischievous-thunder]

What a casual cup of tea is for a commoner is a bottle of rubbing alcohol for this Peanut

[lachiennearoo]

They're made for each other <3

[twilights-stuff]

Girlie's first poolverine art. Well, it's a draft at least. Don't worry about Wade, he's just regrowing his legs back.

[shamebats]

Full tiktok video here.

[drac0line1nn1t]

*wade and Logan out walking the dog one day*

Logan: *glances up at the sky* do you think its going to rain?

*wade also glances up at the dark clouds*

Wade: nahhh, we'll be fine, we don't have to go home yet

*half an hour later they stumble through the door to their apartment that they share with blind al, drenched to the bone, except for one significantly less damp dog who is hiding under wades shirt*

Wade: well, who could have seen that rain coming?!

Logan: *glares at him* if you didn't have that dog with you I'd rip out your lungs with my claws.

*Logan then shakes his head like a dog to dry his hair and sulks in the apartment (kitty cats don't like the rain)*