#prosekai incorrect quotes

[enchantedpencilcomics]

haha oh no I'm illustrating ProSeka comics now apparently

source: https://www.tumblr.com/indisputablypercy/728190232849203200/i-stay-on-my-bullshit

[enchantedpencilcomics]

haha oh no I'm illustrating ProSeka comics now apparently

I stay on my bullshit

[rasazys-ramblings]

Rui: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Akito: You need to stop.

[absolutely-incorrect-proseka]

Coming in fashionably late, here’s the daily text post!

[kawaiichibiart]

PRSK Unit Shuffle AU Incorrect Quotes pt. 2 (Nocturne Symphonies)

Airi: We call that a traumatic experience.

Airi, turning to Toya: Not a "bruh moment".

Airi, turning to Mizuki: Not "sadge".

Airi, turning to Mafuyu : And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Toya: What are the hardest things to say?

Airi: I was wrong.

Mafuyu : I need help.

Mizuki: Worcestershire sauce.

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Airi: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Mizuki, Mafuyu , & Toya: Okay.

Airi: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Mizuki: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Mafuyu : Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Toya: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Airi: You're smiling. What happened?

Mafuyu : What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Toya: Mizuki tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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Airi: Between Mizuki, Mafuyu and Toya, there are three braincells.

Airi: And Toya has all three of them.

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Airi: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Mafuyu : Weight loss? Drink water.

Mizuki: Clear skin? Drink water.

Toya: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Toya: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Mizuki: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Mafuyu : Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Airi: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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Mafuyu : I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Airi: A doll.

Mizuki: A cinnamon roll.

Toya: A sweetheart.

Mafuyu :

Mafuyu : ...stop it.

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Airi, Mizuki & Toya: *screaming*

Mafuyu : *runs into the room* What's wrong, Toya?!

Airi: Wait, why are you asking Toya that when Mizuki and I are also here?

Mafuyu : Because Toya wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Mafuyu , singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Airi, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Toya, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Mizuki, appalled: Call the exorcist.

[hotel-39]

do you guys wanna see the incorrect quotes/text posts i made for this au (PLSPLPLSPLSPLSPLS I WANNA SHIW THESE OFF SO BAD ONLY ONE PERSON HAS SEEN THEM N ITS THE OTHER GUY I MADE THIS AU WITH)

[correctproseka]

Shizuku: Airi, what do IDK, LY, TTYL mean?

Airi: i dont know, love you, talk to you later

Shizuku: ok, love you too, i'll just ask Haruka

Airi: .....

[daily-moremorejump]

Day 1 - Incorrect Quote

Haruka: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Shizuku: The cow?? Haruka: What? Airi: Shizuku, W H Y?

[absolutely-incorrect-proseka]

Hi OP I did this if it’s ok with you :3

average nnks convo

[incosomething]

Akito, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

An: Toya's in the kitchen with Kohane.

[vocalovely]

Rui: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know. Ichika: I did. I broke it- Rui: No. No, you didn’t. Tsukasa? Tsukasa: Don’t look at me. Look at Nene. Nene: What?! I didn’t break it. Tsukasa: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken? Nene: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken! Tsukasa: Suspicious. Nene: No, it’s not! Akito: If it matters, probably not… Ena was the last one to use it. Ena: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap! Akito: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Ena: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Akito! Ichika: Alright, let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Rui. Rui: No. Who broke it? Nene: [whispering] Rui, Airi’s been awfully quiet… Airi: Really?! Nene: Yeah, really! Airi: OH MY GOD- *arguing commences* Rui: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[luminous-letters]

Mafuyu: *breathes*

Emu: God is dead.

[gengen39]

We love mizuki guys

haha oh no I'm illustrating ProSeka comics now apparently

source: https://www.tumblr.com/indisputablypercy/728190232849203200/i-stay-on-my-bullshit

[rasazys-ramblings]

Rui: And here, you can see the endangered Tsukasa-kun in his natural habitat. Tsukasa: *Falls down the stairs, spilling his cereal everywhere.* Rui: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

[absolutely-incorrect-proseka]

The daily quote for today! Ft. The unit leaders (+ a very traumatized Kanade)

[kawaiichibiart]

PRSK Unit Shuffle AU Incorrect Quotes pt.1 (Akito, Saki + Minori)

Akito : Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

Minori: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Saki: I ate it too-

Minori: See?

Saki: -On purpose...

Akito & Minori: ...What?

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Saki: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response.

Akito , holding Minori's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

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*Akito teaching Saki to drive and taking Minori along for the ride*

Akito : That's a pothole. To the left!

Saki: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Minori, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Saki: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Akito , crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Saki: Country Roads.

Minori: To the place.

Saki and Minori in unison: I Belong!

Akito , crying harder: What the fuck?

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Akito : How do you do that?

Minori: I'm fearless.

Saki: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Minori: I'm mostly fearless.

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Minori: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration.

Saki: Are you okay?

Akito : Did you actually just ask her that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?

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Saki: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Minori: Saki, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Saki: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Akito : ...It was a bug.

Saki: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Minori: ...

Akito : ...

Saki: Stop looking at me like that!

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Minori: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Akito has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for him.

Saki: By forcing him to have fun at a party that he doesn’t want to be at?

Minori: I knew you’d understand.

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Akito : Why is Minori crying?

Saki: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Minori: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Akito : Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Minori: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Akito : NO, NOT THAT!

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Minori: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

Akito : What’s updog?

Minori: Saki! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Minori, with her hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Akito : Oh? Lemme see!

Minori, opening her hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Saki: …where’s the spider.

Minori: *looks troubled and stares at her hands*

Akito : Oh no.

Saki: MINORI, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!