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Senate Sodomite in Capitol Sex Tape Is the Latest Attempt by Biden to 'Bring Back Decency'

Once upon a time, a president whom I shall call "Slick Willy," using a form of sorcery unbeknownst to modern man, transformed a starry-eyed intern into a consensual humidor in the Oval Office.

Ta-DA!

Some believe the real magic was that he kept his job, but, as a Democrat, that was the easy part. And it was just the beginning.

Today, Joe Biden and his myrmidons in the Democrat Party are using their useful idiots to tear down every stitch of decency in American politics. They are doing this on purpose — as per the 45 goals of Communism — and are employing their most broken malcontents to carry out the mission.

FACT-O-RAMA! LOOK AT THESE THREE GOALS OF COMMUNISM;  6. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them “censorship” and a violation of free speech and press. 7.  Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in the media. 8.  Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as “normal, natural, and healthy.” 

I do not recall celebrating the 12th day of Christmas when my true love sent to me 10 drag queens a-twerkin'.

As reported earlier, a couple of barebackin', raw doggin' lads brilliantly filmed their foray into amateur porn in a Senate room, allegedly reserved under the name of Sen. Ben Cardin.

           RELATED:  Democratic Senate Staffer Filmed Gay Sex Tape in a Senate Hearing Room

FACT-O-RAMA! Amateur porn is a multi-billion-dollar industry. It is driven by people too unattractive to make "real" porn, but too damaged to stop trying. Kind of like how 90% of the nation's" burlesque" dancers are too fat to be strippers but too emotionally crippled to keep their clothes on.

Understand this: the left, especially the hardline "Gaystapo" kids hate you, this country, and everything decent. They believe they are victims of "genocide" and "right-wing bigotry."

I personally do not care what people "do in their bedrooms" but attention-starved men, becaked in glitter and lacking daddy's love, have made it their mission to humiliate themselves in an effort to "stick it to those conservatives." That's you and me.

Thus far, the Biden administration has given us a luggage-swiping bald man in a dress and cheap lipstick, a transamabob who took his shirt off at a White House picnic to show us his "moobs," and now a couple of dudes "building back better" in a Senate chamber.

BREAKING REPORT: Aidan Maese-Czeropski, the staffer for Dem. Senator Ben Cardin who purportedly made a GAY SEX TAPE in the Senate Hearing Room has been terminated.. Unconfirmed reports are now emerging that the room may have been reserved under the name of Dem. Senator Ben… pic.twitter.com/Bf1KlKNFAR— Chuck Callesto (@ChuckCallesto) December 16, 2023

Woah, a couple of dudes playing "Brokeback Mountain" in the Capitol. You jolly ranchers really showed us!

So a cat named Aidan Maese-Czeropski, who worked for Maryland Democrat Sen. Ben Cardin has been sperminated terminated for taking the back road in a Senate room. It's not his fault. He is a victim who is being "targeted" for "who he loves."

So the gay man taking traffic in the exit-only lane believes he is being punished for "who he loves." Dude, did you not get the memo? NO ONE CARES you're gay. Maybe refrain from getting tagged by "who you love" on a table where our legislators meet. We ask so little.  

FACT-O-RAMA! Never mind those devils at "Urban Dictionary." First and foremost, cornhole is a drinking game, popular in the midwest, that involves throwing bean bags at a hole in a piece of invertedwood. This is the hill I will die on. I shall fight for this until I am out of Carling Black Label beer, and my enemies will have to bull the bean bag from my cold, dead fingers.

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If "LGBT genocide" means asking Democrat staffers not to bring their bat boys into Senate chambers for a game of wrecktum, call me a monster.

"Now hold on a minute KDJ, you do NOT strike us as a puritanical type."

This is true. I may have plowed a field or two in a public setting, but never have I gone to a place of reverence, nor have I videotaped my wayward son in action just to "piss off those stupid Conservatives."

Keep it classy, commies. The more you show your hand — and anything else — the more people will pull away from your party and start voting for real Americans.

Let's see if our marginalized and unemployed friend Mr. Maese-Czeropsk dares to put his resume on Monster.com

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Tom Sandoval's T-Shirt Sex Comment Was A Worse Betrayal Than The Affair Itself

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BY TESSA SOMBERG/JUNE 8, 2023 10:30 PM EST

Ahead of the third and final part of Bravo's "Vanderpump Rules" Season 10 reunion on June 7, Andy Cohen, longtime host of "Watch What Happens Live" and seasoned mediator of Bravo's reality TV reunions, teased on Sirius XM's RadioAndy that Tom Sandoval made a comment during filming that would "upset every woman in America." Now, given the mountain of troubling comments that Sandoval has made in the aftermath of the scandal in which he cheated on his partner, Ariana Madix, of nine years with her then-best friend, Raquel Leviss, we were preparing for the absolute worst. Madix has been through enough. And then, came the comment. 

Cohen asked Sandoval if he had slept with anybody else since he started sleeping with Leviss. When Madix chimed in that Sandoval had still been sleeping with her, Sandoval sardonically replied, "Yeah, she kept her t-shirt on, it was really hot." The immediate silence in the room, and outright explosion from the cast in the moments following, is evidence that the comment was simply excruciating to behold. Shall we get into all of its problems? 

Sandoval selfishly centers himself

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Showing once again zero regard for the pain and damage he has caused Madix and their shared friends, Sandoval centers his experience over the hurt he has caused others. We assumed Sandoval would say anything about his former partner to justify his cheating after his PR stint on Howie Mandel's podcast, during which he publicly weaponized Madix's mental health struggles as proof of his victimization. Madix then clarified on the "Call Her Daddy" podcast that she never threatened suicide; she told him that her life in Los Angeles would end. But we digress. No matter what, it is entirely unjust for Sandoval to continue using Madix's most sensitive pain points to make his case against her, especially when he is so blatantly in the wrong. 

First, Sandoval is reinforcing the misogynistic pretense that sex should cater to men's pleasure more than anything else. It should go without saying that women are not sex objects to be valued based on how they look or act in bed, with a trusted partner, no less. That Sandoval appears not to grasp this is further evidence of his apathy toward the pain he has caused Madix. It's also hard to fathom that someone would use a once trusted partner's most vulnerable moments against them to gain ground during an argument, but Sandoval also went there. And this disclosure — to a national audience of millions — knowing that Madix has struggled with her self-esteem after a previous relationship, is just plain cruel. 

Ariana gives a brilliant response

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Where Sandoval has taught the nation a masterclass on what not to do after you cheat on your partner with her best friend — lesson number one, don't cheat in the first place — Madix has written the handbook for fighting back against gaslighting from an ex. And her response to the comment that Sandoval made has been nothing short of genius. Madix released a line of merch that says "F**k Me In This T-Shirt," with a depiction of a woman who is presumably Madix pulling apart a melty grilled cheese, both to promote the opening of her sandwich shop, Something About Her, with fellow cast member Katey Maloney and to normalize wearing a f***ing t-shirt when you're having sex — because sex is not all about what men want. 

Shall we also mention that Madix graced the cover of Glamour the day after the reunion finale? The publication reported that Madix has made somewhere in the ballpark of $1 million following the fallout of her relationship, to which we say she deserves every dollar. To top it off, she perfectly summarized what many of us have felt but didn't have the words for: "The way that so many men act like they are entitled to your body and entitled to sex because you're in a relationship with them. I am not your Fleshlight. I spelled out what I needed, but hello. It's a two-person situation." Amen.

Read More: https://www.women.com/1309358/tom-sandoval-sex-comment-worse-betrayal-affair/

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I Want A Sister | Dad!Calum Hood

Anonymous requested:  Can you please do something with Calum and Y/N when they’re pregnant with their 2nd child? You can do it whatever you like 🌼

A/N: I wanna do a part 2 to “What was our life even before that?  with this one. Also, I don’t know how long this request has been sitting in my inbox for, so I’m so sorry if you had to wait for a long time! Hope it’s worth it :)

Pairing: Reader x Dad!Calum

Words: 1586

Warnings: Cuteness, that’s all :)

Summary: Kaea is five years old when Y/N finds out she’s pregnant again. Another tiny Hood will be occupying their already busy schedules. They want to tell their friends and family and Calum’s managers immediately. But more importantly how are they going to break it to their little Princess Kaea? 

That one morning when you knew for sure you were pregnant. It’s been a couple days where you’ve been feeling nauseous, had headaches and just felt tired all day long. On top of that, you were pretty sure you had missed your period. You and Calum hadn’t necessarily been trying for a second child, but neither did you try and avoid getting pregnant. You didn’t use condoms during sex and the two of you had agreed it wouldn’t be such a bad thing if you’d stop taking your pill. You both wanted a second child, that was mutually agreed, you just didn’t really try your hardest.  “Calum,” you mumble that morning. He was cleaning up Kaea’s mess she had made during breakfast. She was now playing in her playroom, you made sure to check on her before going downstairs to tell Calum. You wanted to tell him first and then you’d figure out a way and a moment to tell friends and family. And Kaea. You were scared about how she’d react to a new brother or sister.  “Yes, baby?” he asks, not even looking up at you. He’s too busy tidying. It annoys you a little. You need some attention right now.  “Could you look at me for a second? This is really important,” you tell him, the annoyance clear in your voice. He turns to you, eyes wide as if he’s scared and going over everything he’s done in the past weeks to check if he didn’t do anything stupid that could make you angry. The truth is, those are the hormones giving you the biggest mood swings.  “What’s wrong, baby girl? Are you okay? Is Kaea okay? Is it Duke? Did I do something wrong?” he rambles, causing you to roll your eyes.  “No, stupid. I am pregnant. I mean, I think I am,” he freezes as he stares at you. You don’t really know what to say or do. You had expected him to be a little more excited about it. “I haven’t done a test yet. But I am pretty sure there’s a bean in the oven,” you mumble, averting your eyes from your husband. You’re startled when he’s suddenly really close and starts peppering you with kisses.  “Are you really? Should we get a test to be sure? Are we going to tell everyone already or should we wait? Shall we tell Kaea?” he rambles again, taking a break from all the kissing.  “Maybe we should go to the doctor’s first to make sure. Then we can tell our family and friends... I’m kind of scared for little Kaea’s reaction though,” you tell him honestly, playing with the hem of his shirt.  “I think she’ll be delighted,” Calum tells you and kisses you on the lips as a sign of true happiness.  Your hunch was right; you are pregnant. The doctor had done an ultrasound and even though it’s the second time, Calum still cried at seeing the little bean inside me. The doctor had told me we were already 7 weeks far, which means it’ll be with us around the 23rd of July. Calum and I are beyond excited about having a second little Hood to extend our family. We might still be young, but we know we can do it, we’ve shown that by taking care of Kaea for five years already. When you’re 10 weeks far, so three weeks after our doctor’s apointment, you decide to have your friends over for dinner to break the news to them. You were excited, yet nervous to tell them.  “Mommy, why are we having a party?” Kaea asks as she looks at the dress you put on her. It’s December, so telling her and everyone else it’s a Christmas party, may have been the best excuse ever. That way, they won’t be too suspicious.  “Because it’s Christmas, baby. We have parties for Christmas every year,” you tell her while pinning earrings in your ears.  “Right, yes,” Kaea mumbles and runs out of your room. Peculiar girl that one. It’s almost like she feels something else is going on. She’s been much timider, has helped you a lot more and has drawn a lot more pictures for you.  “Are you ready, gorgeous?” Calum asks when he enters your shared bedroom.  “I think so. We just need to put everything out on the table and we’re done,” you tell him with a little smile and rub your belly with a sigh.  “You look perfect, my love,” Calum tells you as he comes to stand behind you and puts his hands on your stomach. He’s been too kind for you the past couple of months, even though you’re only at the end of the first trimester.  “Do you think we’re too young to have children?” you ask him, having a random burst of insecure thoughts in your mind. Calum kisses the bare skin on your neck as he chuckles.  “Not at all, darling. You’re never too young or too old for anything. As long as you’re ready for it, I say we’re perfectly old enough,” says 25-year-old Calum. You take a deep breath and nod. He’s so right. “Let’s get downstairs. Our parents will be here soon,” he tells you and leads you out of the bedroom and downstairs to the kitchen. Kaea is playing with her dollhouse in the living room and it makes you smile and wonder if she’s going to get on with her brother or sister. You just hope they’ll be two peas in a pot like Mali and Calum. You just hope she’ll be excited about the news. Dinner has passed, and you and Calum have given one another some glances while eating to figure out when you’d tell them. You hadn’t drunk anything alcoholic, so they must’ve already caught on. But no one has said anything yet. After the main course, you all decide to open some presents as you hadn’t done that yet.  “I want to start! Open the cards first!” You tell them as you each give them a present with a card stuck between the ribbons and strings around the presents. While everyone opens the cards, Kaea comes to sit on your lap with her teddybear in her arms. The little girl is starting to get tired. Choruses of “No way!” and “Are you really?” chime through the living room.  “What is that, auntie Mali?” Kaea asks her aunt sitting next to you. She had just opened the card that had the first ultrasound stuck on the inside with Hood n°2 coming July 2023″ written underneath. Mali looks at you as if to ask if she knows yet, you shake your head.  “Hold on, princess,” Calum tells his little girl, “I believe we have a present for you too,” he tells her and hands her a gift. You and Calum had the cutest idea for matching jackets for the two children. Two little glittery jackets, like the ones their daddy wore on tour a lot. On the back of Kaea’s was “Hood n°1″ embroidered, while the second one, a much smaller one, reads “Hood n°2″.  “Pretty jackets like daddy’s!” she exclaims as she looks at both.  “Yeah, but honey, do you think this one will fit you?” you ask, holding up the small one for the new baby. Kaea sticks her finger in her mouth, Mali immediately pulling it out, as she thinks about it.  “Why did you buy one that’s too small, daddy?” she asks, frowning at her father.  “Because that’s not your, baby girl,” he tells her, chuckling a little.  “For who is it then?” she asks. The others had stopped opening their presents as they wanted to see Kaea’s reaction first.  “For your little brother or sister in mommy’s tummy,” Mali explains to her, pointing at your stomach. Kaea looks up at you, then at your belly. You anticipated her reaction, kind of sweating in freight as you didn’t know how she’d react. She then puts both her tiny, tiny hands on your stomach and softly rubs it.  “I want a sister,” she then tells you, and it makes you burst out into tears. You hug your little girl tightly, not wanting to let go of this moment and this precious human. When you look up, you can see your husband beaming with pride. He gives you a little wink. He knew everything would be fine.  “Wait, hold up...” Mali then says, making you jump out of your thoughts. You look at her to see she has opened her present. A mug that said “Only the best sisters get promoted to godmother” with July 2023 in small font beneath it. She looks at you, then at her brother. For Kaea, you had chosen Joy and your dad as godparents, but this time, you wanted Mali to be the godmother of your new child. Ashton was the next one to gasp. He had gotten the same mug as Mali, only with “Only best friends get promoted to godfather” on it.  “Aw, that’s so cool!” Michael exclaims excited when he sees his ‘Best uncle’ mug. Luke got that same mug, Sierra and Crystal got one with ‘Best auntie” on it. They’re so stoked and that makes you stoked too. You’re stoked for this child to come into a family this warm and amazing. To have an amazing big sister, an amazing dad and amazing godparents and uncles and aunties. This is going to be one lucky kid. Like you are one lucky woman.  

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COMING SOON

There are going to be some changes. Big changes.

I have decided to re-brand my existing franchise and assimilate it into HRAM enterprises. This now make the Granitoons imprint a subdivision of the main brand and subsequent shake-ups will follow.

To buck this trend, we have some exciting new projects which will include comics, games, toys, t-shirts, apps and a TV series I’m working on in co-operation with ITV, BBC, Channel 4 and Netflix.

The reboot will start as follows.

“Stan the Crow’s Giant Haystack Rumble!”

All-in wrestler Martin Austin Ruane (aka Giant Haystacks) decides to retire to the countryside where he rents a room at Farmer Giles cottage. He shows his appreciation by helping the farmer with the daily chores, but when Stan the Crow witnesses his amazing feats of strength, he sees pound signs!

Before long, he has sweet-talked Martin into returning to the ring and Stan is now his manager! What follows is a rip-roaring, haystack bailing bout of rassling farmyard action as fellow faces and heels Big Daddy, Lady Blossom, Captain Lou Albano, Adrian Street, The Ultimate Warrior and many more try to take the rustic belt away from "good old G.H."!

Will Giant Haystacks keep his title and his sanity? Will Stan become a rich crow in the process? Or will the farmer put a stop to the grassland grapples?

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   ·         Apparently famous wrestlers drawn with a noticeably different level of detail.

   ·         Big sweaty men glaring menacingly at lovable cartoon characters.

   ·         Big sweaty men glaring menacingly at each other.

   ·         Heavily promoted wrestling stars conspicuously absent for 80% of the story.

   ·         Lots of shouting, growling and posturing.      ·         Throwing an oven over bales of hay.        ·         Assiduous aversion to actually using the word 'wrestling'.      ·         A token classic comedian cameo for die-hard fans of the comic.

Also, look out for these other amazing future projects*, slated for release in 2023-2100 when these guest stars will no doubt still be relevant! “AstroCat’s Intergalactic Wrestle-Mania!” – The Fearless Feline ™ must fight some evil wrestlers in order to save the universe from being deprived of wrestling! “The Goofy Gals meet the Grisly Grapplers!” – April, May & June try out their slapstick routine against professional wrestlers! “Snide & Snout’s Criminal Cage-Fight Smackdown!” In order to avoid a jail sentence, the crooked cads must best a rag-tag bunch of mad ex-con wrestlers!

“The Creepbury Crusher Championship!” Seabury enters his uncle Oaffe and cousin Rodica in a mixed doubles tag-team wrestling match against the Ultimate Wrestler – a monster built from the cloned body parts of champion wrestlers! “Ye Royal Rumble!” Hanna-Barbera-isms and.....wrestling. With Taffy the Fire. We're working on it.

All featuring wrestlin’ big-shots most regular fans of the cartoons will never have heard of teaming up with cartoon characters most wrestling fans won’t care about!

#This is only the beginning…

*that really will get done honestly, it's not all just big words and promises.

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