#promelo

[theclockworkkidart]

(JJBA) RisoProMelo hours where Melone just wants some stand loving. Yes he’s asked similar of Grateful Dead and has asked worse than just them cheering- In the end he needs to tell the beasts what a good job they’re doing :)

Prosciutto ends up blushing if Grateful Dead is given affection. Apparently Risotto has given pets before as well.

Also pretend Risotto has his tats. Didn't feel like drawing them (which involved finding my own art to reference them).

[dicentsalve]

I forgot to post yesterday, but the repost "I'm dying, pls" (yes, I saw you🧍) reminded me of the promised ProMelo

Actually, it was supposed to be a little art to the fic with ProMelo, but I abandoned both works (I'm writing a new one 🏃💥)

I still don't like this work, it was a little damn art block, but ProMelo is one of those ship that caress my fetishes, so I have to put a check mark in my collection

(I also only recently realized how, in fact, ProMelo is a justified ship, but more on that later)

[josephine-zeppeli]

RisProMelo

Fem Prosciutto is everything to me, she has two boy toys and they bend to her every will.

Nero is a white wolf

Prosciutto is a collie

Melone is a coywolf

[sbokkosm]

[poppy-glitters]

JoJo Bizarre Wedding Valentine’s Day Requests from Insta. I designed wedding attire for Jolysui, Fugio, and Promelo.

[squadrah]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I WROTE YOU A SILLEY LITTLE FICLET

~

Melone's birthday present to Prosciutto was a giant cardboard popout cake.

The raucous party was instantly transformed into a good old-fashioned stand-off. Neither man spoke aloud, but they could see each other's every thought play across their faces, clear as day. Melone smirked. Prosciutto's finger twitched. A tumbleweed blew in through the window.

*I know you didn't just spend the whole fucking month's budget on a stripper in a cake,* the disapproving quirk of Prosciutto's eyebrow seemed to say.

Melone tilted his head slightly. *You don't know what I've got in here.*

A narrowing of the eyes. *Don't play dumb.*

Melone smiled. *It could be balloons. You don't know. Or a smaller cake. If you wanted a stripper, don't you think I'd have better options lined up than hiring a poor dancer to crouch awkwardly in an old IKEA box?*

(It was impressive that Prosciutto was able to glean so much information from a smile.)

Illuso, sick of the staring contest, broke the silence with, "So are you going to open it, or...?"

Prosciutto opened his mouth, but before he could say anything, the cake burst open in a shower of confetti.

A series of beeps vaguely resembling "Happy Birthday To You" blasted from Baby Face as it rose from the cardboard cake. It struck the sexiest pose that a spike-covered robot wrangled into ill-fitting lingerie had ever made, which was Not Very, At All.

"Happy Birthday, Mr President," Melone sang in an over-exaggerated purr, and even Prosciutto could not stop himself from laughing a little as he told Melone off for throwing off the groove of the party for such a weird prank.

The music started up again, the drinks flowed, karaoke was sung, and laughter was shared. Formaggio put a party hat on Baby Face. All in all, it was a good night, and there was even minimal - minimal! - property damage.

I LOVE IT, THANK YOU!!! 💖💖💖✨

[iraprince]

i wantr to write fic again. melone chewed a hole in the drywall of my skull and now he's scratching my brain up into nesting fluff. [dennis reynolds voice] you guys remember writing fic

[mewlicks]

woah there buddy

[depressed-lombster]

Melon Ham

[theclockworkkidart]

(JJBA) Prosciutto normally doesn’t ride with Melone on Melone’s motorcycle (riding Melone though-). It doesn’t help the Melone has only one eye that works. He’s a bad boy that lives on the edge and needs his ride or die-

Second page is doodles. With some ProMelo in there. Risotto is too big for Melone’s ride here 😩😩😩.

[dicentsalve]

If I got attacked for TiziSqualo and BruGio

What happens if I change the hcs of Prosciutto's appearance a bit and then post an old unfinished sketch with ProMelo?

I'm gonna CHECK 🏃

[surviving-android]

[surpriserose]

I NEED fanon promelo

Goddddd fanon la squadra :(((

[draganaesfrost]

I died in your arms tonight

I slipped through into the afterlife

It was nice

[lasquadradefender69]

i fully believe the blonde melone and pink hair melone are different people

[squadrah]

prosciutto and melone for the ship meme bc i know what i’m about

Send me two characters and I will tell you what my ideal ship dynamic is for these characters!

My immediate thought was that these two would be a beautiful case of Cryptic Recognizes Cryptid. With Melone's complex Stand and his even more complex conditions and comorbidities, the question is "How are you even alive?" and with Prosciutto's devastating Stand and unnervingly short fuse, the question becomes "How are we even alive?", and I think both would be curious to investigate beyond "It's a miracle." For this little essay I will go with the shorter explanation that Melone enjoys life enough to remain tethered to it in spite of his health problems, and Prosciutto is kind enough to have himself under control for the sake of his team despite his anger, and both would find the other's reasons and means fascinating. There is a lot to admire and respect there, and I love the solidarity that can subsist between two people who are simply Built Different. Their experiences are unique, so it is reassuring as well as comfortable to have someone who understands that.

As for getting together, one of my favorite headcanons is that Prosciutto micro-manages a lot of things on La Squadra, mostly because he is one of the few who is capable and willing, and as part of that, he would be managing Melone's prescriptions and taking him to his scheduled appointments. Now, savvy as Melone is in his chosen fields, I see him as someone who had to become used to suffering quietly and not making a big deal out of it, while Prosciutto has reached a point where he is ready to make a big deal out of anything that's not going well. Medication not working as intended? Unwanted side effects? Melone might shrug and cope as best he can because "it could be worse", but Prosciutto will get on everyone's asses at the clinic until something better is prescribed, and he will consult Melone in advance and on the spot and after the fact. If he's going to ride or die, Prosciutto will ride all the way to the finish line, and here the end goal is improving Melone's quality of life rather than say, minimizing trouble to the people around him. This would be something new and welcome to Melone, the idea of being attended to because he is important as a teammate and as a person, and I think they would bond over these visits as well as having discussions where their interests intersect. They both have interesting Stands, so there might be experimentation with what each can do, and again, Melone knows what tone to use to make himself pleasant with different people. Between micro-managing the team's affairs and giving each other a hand where applicable, they would get on swell.

Long story short, this goes from "How do I unfuck this melon" to "I am open to fucking this melon in a different, challenging way."