#fem!proscuitto

[josephine-zeppeli]

RisProMelo

Fem Prosciutto is everything to me, she has two boy toys and they bend to her every will.

Nero is a white wolf

Prosciutto is a collie

Melone is a coywolf

[artbyramen]

[jojikawa]

Mrs. Bucciarati | Bruno Bucciarati x Fem! Reader | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

┊❥ Part 0 - MASTERLIST

+This will be updated as the stories are posted~!+

✧『Fandom』: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

✧『Character』: Bruno Bucciarati

┊❥ Part 1 - Love Letters

✧『Word Count』: 3,290 words 17,635 characters

✧『Summary』: The reader has been being prepared to be in an arranged marriage with an Italian mafia member named Bruno Bucciarati. She meets him a few times from him visiting her in America but once he becomes Capo, she is sent to live with him.

┊❥ Part 2 - Unknown Actor

✧『Word Count』: 4,307 words 23,152 characters

✧『Summary』: Bucciarati gets to witness the power of the reader's stand but only for a second.

┊❥ Part 3 - Love Blooming

✧『Word Count』: 4,142 words 21,993 characters

✧『Summary』: <3

NSFW Warning ⚠️

┊❥ Part 4 - Intruders On A Train

✧『Word Count』: 6,030 words 32,218 characters

✧『Summary』: Proscuitto and Pesci invade the train and Mrs. Bucciarati gets separated from the main gang.

┊❥ Part 5 - Obsession

✧『Word Count』: 3,783 words 20,266 characters

✧『Summary』: You think that you find yourself having a break from the mayhem but the group snd you were attacked again. Not only were there problems with the enemy relentlessly pursuing the team but Abbacchio has found himself battling internally with his hidden obsession with Bucciarati’s wife.

┊❥ Part 6 - Down Time

✧『Word Count』: 3,129 words 16,714 characters

✧『Summary』: The group kills time as they wait for Giorno and Mista to reach their destination.

┊❥ Part 7- Foresight

✧『Word Count』: 3,014 words 18,057 characters

✧『Summary』: Bruno goes off to reliever Trish and under much pressure, you feel like you’ve completely lost your mind.

┊❥ Part 8 - Reflex

✧『Word Count』: 3,398 words 18,265 characters

✧『Summary』: Have you told him that you loved him yet?

┊❥ Part 9- Notorious B.I.G.

✧『Word Count』: 2,789 words 14,988 characters

✧『Summary』: Some characteristics of Bruno begin to stand out to you. Why is he so cold...?

┊❥ Part 10 - Layers Of Hate

✧『Word Count』: 5,965 words 31,810 characters

✧『Summary』: Mrs. Bucciarati begins to develop a deep hatred for the stand users that had been endlessly chasing you all this time after witnessing the most gruesome thing in her life.

[joestarwhore]

Hi! May I request headcanons for yandere Risotto with a darling who’s very small and dresses in lolita fashion, but gets picked on for it? Fem or gen-neutral pronouns, if that’s okay!

Thank you in advance!! Please be sure to drink lots of water and take breaks when you need to!

you are just the sweetest!! of course i will do this for you bb!!🌸🌈🌙🤍

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You were polar opposites.

Risotto was close to 7’0, but compared to you, he was the tallest being you could imagine.

Your stands name was Iron Maiden, an offensive stand with a range of 5 meters and wields a pure steel scythe. After your abilities awoken, you gravitated towards more of the lolita style, closely resembling your stands appearance as well.

Though you were quite the adorable sight, you were often the end of every joke. Prosciutto and Melone were no mere exception.

“Why do you wear that ridiculous get up?” Prosciutto would grill you constantly about this. “You look like a cheap child’s doll. Is that just how you wanna be known?”

You stared down at your lap, gripping your skirt with your tiny hands. “I-I just match my stand this-this way and i feel nice in thi-“

“God you’re such a fuckin freak!” Ghiaccio yelled at you, laughing boisterously at your bent over frame. God this sucked, why is it always you that gets picked on? Matching with your stand is the most comforting thing for you in a strange world that you were still getting used to. It was the one thing you actually felt attached to-

“Shut the fuck up, you limp pricks.”

The deep, stone cold voices sent ice down all of your spines, Ghiaccio’s face draining of color as he and Proscuitto slowly turned around. Risotto’s giant black height was standing menacingly in the door way with Metallica’s beads dancing all around behind him. “Are you both fucking dumbasses? The girl is (Y/A) and had no choice to join us. WE chose her,” Metallica beads starting crawling menacingly towards the panicked mafiosos, their moans getting more and more deprecate, “and you wanna take away the only thing she has for comfort?!”

Your eyes grew wide, you knew as soon as metallica reached them both, Risotto would have no resolve to punish them. You mustered up all the courage you had in your small body and ran towards Risotto and threw your hands on his chest. “Risotto please, it’s not worth it and i’m not worth it, PLEASE don’t hurt them!!” You cried out, desperation reaching Risottos ears. His red and black eyes looked down at you and simply melted. He couldn’t resist you, no matter how hard he tries.

Metallica disappeared and the boys took that moment to run out the back door.

Risottos hands slowly wrapped themselves around your tiny frame. “You don’t deserve that. You deserve to feel good as you are, do you understand?”

You smiled, and pressed your head into his frame. The Capo was the scariest man on this earth, but you saw just how truly lovely he was.

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[icollectyoursins]

~*JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Master Post*~

A (probably) very long list of everything I have written within the JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure Universe, though you can always go to my Archive under the same name (and see my other embarrassing fics.) I wrote them in alphabetical order and then in order of which one I wrote first because we love an organized beech.

I should also mention that when I write my warnings/tags, I do my best to keep them in order of occurrence. So, I’ll start with making out or light kissing, that’s going to be first, then there’s some heavy groping, that’ll be next, etc, etc. Lewd example, I know, but that’s pretty much all I have written with warnings so that’s what you’re getting.

Here are my rules, as well as what I’m willing to write. Everything else is under the cut.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure:

Bruno Buccellati

Bruno x Reader headcanons SFW + NSFW

Caesar Zeppeli

Italian Thighs. They’re a Blessing. Caesar + Risotto x Reader NSFW

Caesar x Reader x Joseph SFW claustrophobia/anxiety comfort SFW

Caesar x Fem!Reader light NSFW Bath Time

For the fans, darling on camera sex/amateur porn NSFW

Returning A Favor (Blow job with a twist) NSFW

Demon/Incubus!Caesar x Fem!Reader NSFW

DIO Brando

Dio x Small reader NSFW

Dio x Reader, overstimulation, breeding NSFW

Try Again - Hard Dom!Dio x Shy!Fem!Reader, overstimulation, orgasm denial, punishment NSFW

Just a Little Distraction-Dio Brando x Fem!Reader Dinner with the Joestars NSFW

Jonathan Joestar x Reader x Dio Brando NSFW

Lawyer!Dio x Fem!Reader sexting, teasing NSFW

Dio x Reader, light exhibitionism, throat fucking NSFW

Esidisi

Mer!Esidisi x Reader, Mermay prompt Light YAN + NSFW

Formaggio

Gift headcanons Formaggio x Reader SFWLight NSFW

Formaggio x Reader, No. 69 NSFW

Ghiaccio

Gift headcanons Ghiaccio x Reader SFW/Light NSFW

Giorno Giovanna

Don!Giorno x Fem!Reader First Kiss Date SFW

Guido Mista

Werewolf!Mista x Fem!Reader NSFW

Illuso

Gift headcanons llluso x Reader SFW/Light NSFW

Jean Pierre Polnareff

Werewolf!Risotto x Reader x Werewolf!Mista NSFW

Werewolf!Mista x Reader NSFW

Polnareff x Reader NSFW + SFW headcanons

Prompt ask Polnareff x Fem!Reader light NSFW

Jonathan Joestar

Ask Jonathan + Joseph Soft/Rough!Dom headcanons NSFW

All 195" Werewolf!Joestars NSFW

Joseph Joestar

Jonathan Joestar x Reader x Dio Brando NSFW

Soft!Dom Jonathan x Reader, anal, breeding NSFW

Caesar x Reader x Joseph SFW claustrophobia/anxiety comfort

Ask Jonathan + Joseph Soft/Rough!Dom headcanons NSFW

Anon ask Joseph x Reader “Your next line will be...” light NSFW

Virgin!Joseph x Fem!Reader NSFW

Mer!Joseph x Reader, Mermay prompt SFW

Jotaro Kujo

All 195" Werewolf!Joestars NSFW

Rest and Reproduction Mer!Jotaro NSFW

Rest and Reproduction 2 Mer!Jotaro NSFW

Rest and Reproduction 3 Mer!Jotaro NSFW

All 195" Werewolf!Joestars NSFW

Demon!Jotaro x reader x Demon!Rohan NSFW

Bottom!Jotaro x Reader NSFW

Jotaro x Reader Anal NSFW

Jotaro x Fem!Reader NSFW

Jotaro Relationship HCs SFW

Kira Yoshikage

Kira NSFW + SFW headcanons

Kira Yoshikage x Fem!Reader hand fetish first time NSFW

Leone Abbacchio

Closet Madness (Blow job with a twist) NSFW

Oh, Dear (cop role play) NSFW

Relationship Headcanons SFW

Melone

Gift headcanons Melone x Reader SFW/light NSFW

Bottom!Mer!Melone x Reader, Mermay prompts NSFW

Muhammad Avdol

Avdol x Reader NSFW + SFW headcanons

Noriaki Kakyoin

Hope and Recovery SFW Kakyoin suriving P3

Kistune!Kakyoin x reader NSFW

Soft Dom!Kakyoin x Fem!Reader NSFW

Stuck Between a Rock and a Gooey Place Ecto/Slime!Kakyoin x Fem!Reader breeding (eggs) NSFW

Mer!Kakyoin x Reader, Mermay prompts NSFW

Okuyasu Nijimura

Okuyasu x Fem!Reader No. 1+10 SFW

Pesci

General Pesci headcanons SFW

Gift headcanons Pesci x Reader SFW

Proscuitto

Demon!Risotto x Reader x Demon!Prosciutto NSFW

Prosciutto x Reader Headcanons NSFW

Gift headcanons Prosciutto x Reader SFW

Prosciutto x Homebody!Reader orgasm denial, bondage, vibrator NSFW

Prosciutto x Fem!Reader, cuddling>NSFW

Prosciutto x Reader, reader gets hurt, No. 19 ANGST

Prosciutto x Fem!Reader, degradation, mocking NSFW

Risotto Nero

Risotto x Fem!Reader brat taming NSFW 

Risotto x Reader shibari headcanons

Italian Thighs. They’re a Blessing. Caesar +Risotto x reader NSFW

Patience. Risotto x Reader NSFW

Demon!Risotto x Reader x Demon!Prosciutto NSFW

Werewolf!Risotto x Reader x Werewolf!Mista NSFW

Gift headcanons Risotto x Reader SFW

Risotto x Reader Hurt/Comfort Prompt No. 19 SFW

Bull!Risotto x Reader, oral and thigh fucking NSFW

Light Yan!Mer!Risotto x Reader, Mermay prompt NSFW

Risotto x Reader, No. 10, 24 and 64 NSFW

Robert E. O. Speedwagon

Ask Speedwagon x Fem!Reader SFW crush

Rohan Kishibe

Demon!Jotaro x reader x Demon!Rohan NSFW

Rohan x Reader Headcanons SFW+NSFW

Rohan x Reader Prompt No. 42 Light NSFW

Yandere!Rohan x Reader No. 6+40 NSFW

Wamuu

Wamuu x Human!Reader SFW+NSFW headcanons

Wamuu x Reader No. 37 NSFW

[fro2tbyte]

for mun: any favorite ask blogs atm?

//YES. Okay my turn

@giorollz first of all, the cutest artstyle i’ve ever seen??? the fugio? iconic. gay baby jail? iconic. dadbbacchio? fave. goth au? 😩 love her blog it’s just 👌

@gangstars-on-vacation-not top-notch god-tier blog. i live for the wacky antics that fugo and mista get up to, and i always bust a lung when they post something. 10/10

@ask-the-gangstars excellent art, i die for it. i don’t understand how someone can draw semi-realistically, give silly cartoony expressions, and STILL make it look that good

@askdopi what a legend, their dopi is so damn cute. love that little dude. their artstyle is very pleasing to look at. top quality blog. also nurse abba? fucking stellar 👌

@ask-autistic-mista same hat??? artstyle is so damn cute i DIE for their uwu mista. everytime you post a drawing of him i slam that big love button

@ask-the-mansion-crew i fucking LOVE the way you draw dio. like the way you draw him is just UGH 😩 fave

@localorangegal your art is so cute i really wanna see more of it??? your fem fugo is my lifeblood

@ask-prosciutto / @daily-bruno-bucciarati my god i love your art. i love the funny expressions you put on both bruno AND proscuitto, makes my heart go doki doki

@dailyabba wine mom abbacchio is my soul and my spirit animal. i love ❤️❤️

[wxnnabe]

May I please request headcanons for how the members of la squadra would respond to a request to cuddle? I am worried that is not specific enough as the rules mentioned specific so if it would make it easier I had a sweet, somewhat shy, fem healer in mind for this interaction but I fear that may be too specific. Sorry I’m still getting used to how to phrase things thank you for your patience I wish you a wonderful day

Thank you, and this was fine! This was really cute wow I’ve been getting so many cute requests as of late (I might keep s/o gender neutral, but I had fun! Oh, and don’t worry your phrasing was fine 😌)

- Risotto is surprised that, out of everyone in the gang, they approached him for a cuddle (perhaps it was him or Ghaccio, he ponders for a moment.) Risotto is dubious, and he’d wave them off, telling them he was busy. He meets their eyes before they leave, and he can see the look of resignation on their face as they apologise and open the door. Well…the squad has put them through a lot, being their only healer; even he had been saved more times than he’d care to admit by their stand. A request as harmless as this…

- “Wait” he’ll say, before awkwardly giving them a side hug. It’s not a cuddle, per say, but it was good enough considering how busy he was.

- He’s very reactive to changes in the weather, which ends up being not so great for cuddling; when it’s hot out, he’s a sweaty mess and when it’s cold he’s freezing. Kind of awkward to cuddle with in that he’s still trying to reach for those extra files to read over or some kind of work he can do while sitting with them.

- Proscuitto, as the more motherly one of the group, is likely to be closer to the member than some of the other members, though they are generally well-liked. So when they ask him for a cuddle, he relents and opens his arms, welcoming the warm feeling that they bring him. It’s been a while since he had actually held anyone close; maybe when he and Pesci were children, but his peaceful childhood seems almost a lifetime away now, and as they idly chat to him he gives them a soft smile. If they weren’t so close to him, they wouldn’t understand that in that smile held a great gratitude.

- Cuddling him is nice; he’ll cradle anyone almost effortlessly in his arms and run circles on their back, but they should watch out for his hands because they’re freezing. He’ll be grateful if they warm them up for him.

- Ghaccio is not cuddling. There is no way in hell he is cuddling them, so they can just-there’s a voice (that oddly resembles Proscuitto’s) in Ghaccio’s head that tells him he’s about to cross a line, and he clears his throat before he starts barking out whatever rude words come to mind. He waves them off, telling them he’s too cold to be much good of a cuddler anyway, so they should just pick a more willing victim and leave him be. A look of hurt crosses their face, and he swears under his breath as they leave the room with a soft apology and flushed face. Try as he might, yell and curse at them to come back before he feels any worse than he does, but it’s no use-they have leafy the scene and he’s left with a bitter feeling in his heart. He doesn’t want to be an asshole to them, they’re so sweet and every time he’s hurt they heal him, regardless of the stinging words that spray out of his words as he insists he’s fine and doesn’t need babying. They annoyed him at times, but they certainly didn’t deserve his attitude for being a good person, did they?

- They may not get a cuddle out of Ghaccio, but they will get some lovely macaroons at their door one morning with no note or idea as to who gave it to them. (Though it’d be pretty difficult to stay in the dark about who made the sweets for them when all anyone heard the night before was Ghaccio swearing up and down that he would freeze Formaggio’s fingers off next time they reached for their fellow members macaroons-And that no, he was not going soft just because he enjoyed French cuisine!)

- True to his word, he’s much too cold and awkward to cuddle. A bit too rough, and whines when they complain, but once they're settled in don’t expect to be going anywhere, because he’s already softly snoring away. Deny it all he likes, but he probably needed the hug more then they did.

- Pesci will frown slightly, and will look around for any of the other members before smiling and nodding at his fellow member. It’s not that he wouldn’t like to cuddle, he’d actually love it-but he feels that, as a mafioso, and an assassin at that, he shouldn’t be doing things like cuddling or taking care of injured animals. He should be strong like Risotto, analytical like Melone, observant like Illuso, skilled like Ghaccio (his brother had told him that anger and impatience would do little in a job like theirs), wise like Formaggio, should be more like his brother, who seemed to be a combination of all traits. Strong people aren’t seen hugging or cuddling, and he doesn’t really feel like taking a lecture from his brother just because he can’t say no to the sweet member who doesn’t tell a soul when he cries from the pain of a particularly deep cut, and who always looks out for him and makes him feel like he belongs in La Squadra di Esecuzione but he will if it means he can help them out! (Prosciutto wouldn’t lecture him on this, but the poor boy has no idea)

- He’s grateful for the excuse to spend time with them, and to let off some steam. He’ll listen to anything they have to say, and though he can’t be of much help, their smile and reassurance that, in fact, even just being in his arms is enough to make them feel better will make his heart soar. Maybe, one day, he’d find his own way to be useful to the assassin group.

- Best cuddler out. Warm, smells nice, and makes you wanna cuddle into him and fall asleep. He doesn’t really know where to put his hands, but once told what to do he’ll wrap his arms around them softly.

- Melone is perhaps a little too eager to be cuddling with them, mainly because they’re just his type of girl. He hasn’t really seen sweet, shy people in his past, they seem straight out of some kind of fairytale;he’s enamoured, even, by their healing Stand. Call him a little lovesick, but he can’t help but be a little obsessed over them. When they first looked out for him and show him kindness he almost didn’t believe that such a person existed, but their eyes were genuine. He found that, there wouldn’t be a day that he wouldn’t think of them. If they aren’t interested, though, he’ll be happy enough to stay as a doting brotherly figure to them.

- They’ll be in the firing line for his teasing, though, and he can’t get enough of their blush as they avert their eyes slightly.

- He’s very warm, despite his questionable fashion choices. (He makes the whole one-sided mask and barely there shirt work, somehow) Definitely one of the better cuddlers in the group, if they can stand the merciless teasing.

- Illuso is surprised they’re even asking him. Although he replies to their pleasantries in kind, he doesn’t really approach people unless they do so themselves. So, when he sees them muster up the confidence to ask him for a cuddle, he almost laughs but manages to contain it, and gives them an amused smile. He’d originally thought they were asking him some kind of favour, like staking our to catch Formaggio stealing their snack foods for the fourth time this week, but he wasn’t expecting this. He’ll shrug, moving so that there was enough room on the lounge for the two of them.

- He’ll start by making small talk, asking about their day and whether they were alright. Though he’s never really just cuddled anyone out of the blue, he tends to believe that, if there’s no radio or tv in the background, he should probably talk. He’ll notice if they’re don’t want to talk though; he’s fine with sitting in comfortable silence.

- His observance is a blessing, because he can tell when they’re uncomfortable in a certain position and change it up. He’s more on the colder side, but he’ll bring some blankets to compensate.

- Formaggio is probably the easiest to ask for such a request, because he is quite laidback and friendly around them. Besides, he often cuddles with the abundance of strays that he brings in (they seem to follow him wherever he goes, and he often has to shoo away many of the cats before going on a mission.) and he’ll be happy to introduce them to each and every one of them.

- He’s a furnace, but he cuddles them loosely so it’s not too sweaty. A good cuddler, and up for doing whatever they feel like, but beware-the cats will get jealous for stealing him for too long.